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padfoot0216 · 5 months

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Todd - I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.

Neil - You’re like 17

Todd - You don’t know I might die at 34!

#incorrect quotes #neil perry #todd anderson #anderperry #dead poets society #dead poets fandom #dead poets incorrect quotes

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emmedoesntdomath · 10 months

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knox, loudly clearing his throat and shaking out a VERY long sheet of paper: my dearest charlie

charlie, glancing up: yes?

knox, assuming a strong stance like he’s about to serenade him: my dearest charlie, words cannot express my adoration for you, nor my dedication to your side. nay, but I shall attempt anyways. your hair is silky like a really nice pillow, your eyes as deep as a river. your nose was drawn by the gods, and your mouth was painted with a rose.

charlie, turning to knox’s literal girlfriend, eyes wide: you aren’t going to stop him???

ginny, knox’s aforementioned literal girlfriend, turning the page in her book: if I stop him now, he’ll just start over

knox, getting louder: YOUR HANDS-

#eight?#yeah eight #dps #dead poets fandom #dead poets #dead poets incorrect quotes #knox overstreet #ginny danburry #charlie dalton #charlie x knox #emme’s bad ideas #emme’s incorrect quotes

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lesbicosmos · 1 year

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Neil: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Knox and Chris's conversation?

Pitts: I'm in the laundry basket

Charlie: I'm in the washing machine

Todd: I'm in the closet

Charlie: We accept you Todd <3

Todd: No, I'm literally in the closet

Neil: Love is love <3

#knox and chris's conversation is just chris telling him to leave her alone <3 #idk the source for this i just saw it as a six of crows incorrect quote and thought it fit them too #dps #dead poets society #dps fandom #neil perry #todd anderson #charlie dalton #gerard pitts #dps incorrect quotes

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dpsse · 7 months

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Charlie: Women don’t find that attractive

Neil: Promise?

#anderperry #dead poets society #dead poets society incorrect quotes #dps #incorrect quotes #neil perry #charlie dalton

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rrcenic · 6 months

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even more dps as things my friends/family have said

todd: shit

cameron: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT WORD??

cameron: was it charlie?!

charlie: that’s what she said

knox: that’s not- she would not say that

charlie: if you really loved us, you’d skip the staff meeting

keating: both can be true. i can love you and still go to this meeting

neil: oh. i get it. so you DONT love us

knox: a car? who wants a stupid car? i want a big, burly truck

todd: oh god, i just want something with air conditioning

keating: keep the bouncy ball in your pocket, mister meeks

charlie: yeah, keep your balls in your pants, meeks

keating: i don’t let you choose your scene partners because you’ll make bad choices

keating: you’ll do your best friend and then fail at acting

neil: i feel called out

todd: *chokes on water*

cameron: get out of the way, jerk!

charlie: FREAK! i’m a freak, not a jerk!

charlie: hey all! knox and i are getting ready to send out holiday cards! if you want one, just let me know

cameron: sure-

charlie: nobody cares cameron

neil: …do you take ADHD meds?

charlie: I USED TO :))))))

neil: …and…you’re sure stopping was the right choice?

keating: mr overstreet, when i’ve already called out mr dalton for chatting, and you start whispering anyway…

keating: i just think… “knox bad”

charlie: smash his phone!

knox: i’ll smash you!

charlie: yes please

knox: what

keating: what

#nics stuff #dps #dead poets society #dps incorrect quotes #incorrect dps #dead poets society incorrect quotes #incorrect dead poets society #charlie dalton #todd anderson #john keating #neil perry #richard cameron #stephen meeks #knox overstreet #knarlie #anderperry #incorrect knarlie

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soyourethatanderson · 4 months

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Charlie: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess. Neil: What the freaking kind of Subway are you going to? Knox: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit. Todd: Guys.

#dead poets society #anderperry #dps #neil perry #todd anderson #charlie dalton #knox overstreet #knarlie #dps incorrect quotes

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i-looove-dillydallying · 5 months

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Neil Perry: I’m so laid back, I only care about 3 things in the world

Neil: My friends and family

Neil: Every person on this earth and their opinion of me

Neil: The crushing psychological weight of being alive

Neil: Oh, and Todd Anderson. I fucking love Todd!

Charlie “Nuwanda” Dalton: That’s more than three, captain

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incorrect-losers · 2 months

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Richie: I can take care of myself just fine

Stan: No

Richie: What do you mean, no?

Stan:

Stan: No

#losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #richie tozier #stan uris #stanley uris #stozier #source: dead poets society

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padfoot0216 · 4 months

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Charlie - You know, when I first met you, I really didn’t like you.

Cameron, after a moment - …I thought there was going to be another half to that sentence?

Charlie - Nope!

#incorrect quotes #dead poets fandom #dead poets incorrect quotes #dead poets society #charlie bradbury #richard cameron

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amorisastrum · 1 month

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Dead poets society incorrect quotes but it's things my friends and I have said/things I've heard at school PT.5 (?)

Charlie: hey Neil! Are you able to help me with my chemistry?

Neil: sorry Charlie, I have a meeting.

Charlie: This is the utmost betrayal and I will never forgive you.

Neil: Love you!

Charlie:

Charlie: love you too >:(

#dead poets society #dps #neil perry #charlie dalton #incorrect quotes #this one happened today and was too good not to share #creds to Ollie :3

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garlicbreadfanatic · 2 months

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Sirius: How was dinner? James: *leaning against the wall* Huh? Sirius: How was dinner? James: Terrible. Awful. Sirius: Why? What happened? James: *sits down with the others* Tonight I met the most beautiful girl I have ever seen in my entire life. Remus: Are you crazy? What’s wrong with that?! James: She’s practically engaged… to Severus Snape. Sirius: That guy could eat a bludger. Peter: Too bad. James: “Too bad?” It’s worse than “too bad”, wormtail. It’s a tragedy. A girl this beautiful in love with such a jerk. Peter: All the good ones go for jerks, you know that. Remus: Yeah, forget her. Open your potions book and try and figure out problem five. James: I can’t just forget her, Remus. And i certainly can’t think about POTIONS!

#LMAO #the marauders #james potter #marauders era #marauders #marauders incorrect quotes #sirius black #jily #dead gay wizards #dead poets society #dead poets fandom #james potter incorrect quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #peter pettigrew #dead poets society quotes

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gremlinoverlord · 3 months

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Conversations I imagine the poets having

(mainly charlie being a menace)

└── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──┘

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

Charlie: We need a diversion. I say Knox gets naked.

Neil: No.

Charlie: I could get naked.

The poets: NO!!!

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

Cameron: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed.

Charlie:

Charlie: I'm gonna tell him.

Neil: Don't you dare.

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

Charlie: sapnu puaS.

Pitts: What??

Meeks: What language is that.

Charlie: Turn your phone 180 degrees.

*Charlie was removed from the groupchat*

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

*at 3am*

Charlie: *runs into todd’s room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!

Todd: *wakes up* Dude!

Charlie: *cackles*

Neil: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind todd* What the fuck, charlie?

Charlie: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT-

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

Pitts, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?

Charlie: Yeah, sure.

*A few minutes later*

Charlie: Here you go.

Pitts:

Charlie:

Cameron: Why am I here?

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

Knox: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Todd: I really care about your feelings!

Neil: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Knox, turning his head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Meeks: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Pitts: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:*

Cameron, about Pitts and meeks: My god, would you two just get a room already?

Meeks: Excuse me, Cameron?

Neil: What he's saying is you both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding?

Pitts: ...

Knox: I ship it!

Charlie: HOW CAN YOU NOT?

└── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ──┘

#idc what anybody says ill always be a pitts and meeks shiper <3 #but dw im still a diehard anderperry shipper till the day i die #dead poets society #todd anderson #neil perry #anderperry #dps #charlie dalton #steven meeks #incorrect dps quotes #chaotic poets #Richard Cameron #theyve had atleast one of these conversations you cannot convince me otherwise

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inahallucination · 9 months

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famous au but um dumb

@cowboylexapro

if the poets were on social media and famous this is what they'd be known for

(age somewhere between 19-21)

todd

tumblr blog name: toad.anderson

ao3 name: toad.writes

he's technically anon but not rlly

sexiest tumblr account known to man - he's a fanfic writer and an au poster with some occasional og stuff that floods his inbox with asks begging him to publish his og work too - what fandom does he write for? all of them.

his bf proof reads them all even if he's never been in the fandom

he writes fics for his friends when they get famous

in between his novel worthy fanfics are shitty fics of his friends

his followers get rlly confused

he wrote a neil x reader fic until straight girls started claiming it and he took it down becuz the reader was him

todd on his blog: guyss… im so sorry but im taking the neil x reader fic down… im sorry if i offend anyone but the reader was me ❤️ not you - i don't like you all claiming it

after taking down the x reader, he does a neil x oc but the oc is him but with green eyes

neil, after the oc gets described: todd the only person im seeing is u tho 😦 and u have blue eyes

eventually his relationship with famous tiktoker neil perry gets revealed and ppl realize he's not just an obsessed fan

after neil says the thing blog: toad.anderson: guys my real name is todd anderson everyone: omg we wouldve never guessed

after neil and him go public and ppl dont believe that neil is gay he alternates between seething and writing neil fics and taking joy from neil's confusion

todd points out comments that are obviously thirsting over neil and neil still doesn't realize he's being thirsted over

"neil be the father of my children!" "oh i think they meant that in a godfather type way"

todd, at a breaking point, suggests that neil and him post a kissing video but neil doesnt wanna be one of those shawn camilla couples - respect

what if he posted them kissing but he made a historians will call them bestfriends joke but then ppl did🧍‍♂️

"my bestie and I 🤩 " "NEIL PEOPLE ARE GOING TO THINK UR SERIOUS"

neil

tiktok name: neilliard.at.julliard

accidentally tiktok famous for pretty face, charming personality, acting abilities - the theater kids had a claim over him orignially but he's pretty mainstream now

comment section full of old grandmas trying to set him up with their granddaughters

everyones dream bf until he posted about his own bf

neil: my boyfie has a big tumblr and he writes a lot and he really likes frogs and he is also blond and heres his address

hes kinda oblivious about everything

"you want a close up of my collar bones? why ?"

reading comment "'show your abs?' its nice you think i have abs! only my boyfriend can see those tho 😉 "

the comments go wild

people are stitching it screaming for different reasons

all his fans r screaming into pillows bc HES TAKEN NOOO

people are trying to figure out who this mans boyfie is

"he has a boyfriend??" "he's been straightbaiting us!" "NOO HE'S TAKEN" "IS UR BF AS HOT AS U" "look at the way his eyes lit up when he said bf i love love" "this video shows an aspect of society that-"

"tell us about ur bf" and he makes a week worth of videos but its all random stuff

"my bf looks pretty in blue" "my bf likes to put salt and pepper on his fries" "my bf has hair"

the straightbaiting comments come after him posting about pride and having a pride flag in the background of his videos <- they say things like "he's such a good ally"

people attack others in the comments who ask him if hes queer "NO NEIL ISNT GAY NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE GAY HE COULD JUST BE A REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FRUITY STRAIGHT GUY WHO LIKES GIRLS"

"are you gay neil???" -> "not everything has to be gay ppl can just be allys and btw by assuming every ally is gay, ur actually hurting the movement!!!" -> "i asked becuz he said he wanted to kiss his boy best friend on the lips in highschool" -> "he meant it heterosexual-ly"

someone asks him what his type is and he describes todd to the t and they think he likes a short haired blonde

"he likes girls in sweat pants not skirts" "his type isnt ppl in skirts" -- neil would love todd in a skirt but thats not the point

his type: "he's really shy, gorgeous, short dirty blonde hair, uhhhh, really smart, and So much more :))"

he could say my boyfriend is a man who i am dating because i am gay and they would still try to straight-ify him

a grainy video gets leaked of a short haired blond guy jumping into his arms and ppl say things like "its just a girl with short hair"

todd hate writes a neil x male reader fic

he asks his friends for help and they post todd's face everywhere on his recording set

he makes a video like "meet my toddy"

in the video todd says he's a boy and he's todd and he's neil boyfriend 3485757 times and neil is like "omg babe i love u too <33" becuz he doesnt Understand

some ppl r still in denial or think he's bi w/ a preference for girls

straight girls like him becuz he has a pretty face and a general respect for women

during prom season, he gets dmed a lot of websites for buying prom tickets

"don't worry guys! i know i said my high school time was rough, but i actually did go to prom with my bf!!"

charlie

twitter name: therealalpha

most popular podcast name: daltons intercourse

joke/bait account ppl took seriously

The Alpha that other alpha posters bow to

says stuff like "SIGMA MALES KISS ALPHAS ON THE MOUTH TO ASSURT DOMINANCE"

the twitter alphas buy into him so bad he's making podcasts and doign interviews and he has no clue how tf he got here but he's riding the high

he advocates for being alpha via kissing ur homies

when he gets famous he begs todd to write a fic about him

todd agrees pretty easily tbh

"ARE YOU EVEN AN ALPHA MALE IF PPL AREN'T WRITING GAY FICS ABOUT YOU"

charlie posts things like "no homo" "only the real make out with their homies" over those black and white pics of muscle-y dudes w/ no context after the neil video he posts "he homo" over one of them w/ no context

at first ppl try to attack him but then theyre like wtf is going on here and realize he's trolling the alpha community

when no one realizes neil is actually gay he makes a podcast episode talking about how he thinks neil is gay gay homosexual gay - he's holding a cigar and wearing a tight hawaiian unbuttoned shirt like "lets talk about this gay gay theater gay boykisser man"

made by @cowboylexapro

pitts

youtube name: gerdoesstuff

joint youtube name: idkman

homework help and crafts videos youtuber - relaxed vibes only here to be calm

he gives study and concentration tips and encourages ppl to seek help and companionship and not suffer alone

he paints mugs and looks for bugs

he was on charlie's podcast and they discussed the alpha-ness of making pottery

todd wrote a pitts x reader fic becuz ppl begged him to

pitts printed it out and framed it and put it in his filming set up

he's a regular on meeks podcast too btw and meeks is a regular on his

but when meeks is around things explode so

he has a second channel with meeks where they do silly experiments

theyre posting schedule is non-existent and they also do streams but they never tell you so their viewers just have to hope and find out

knox and him are planning on making a movie review channel but its still not fully thought out so

he makes couple mugs for todd and neil when neil asks for help

he wakes up at 2 am and sends todd prompts

anytime he learns a fun fact he sends it to todd on the off chance todd may need it for a story at some point in his life

anytime he reads anything he's like damn neil will love to act like this character and lets him know about it

he sends charlie alpha podcasters to make fun of

at some point he exposes cam's shitty handwriting for the giggles

knox

instagram name: knoxious.ur.mom.ious

he posted a short on his instagram talking about how he just learned hair grows from the head and not the bottom and blew up for being a dummy - he doesn't know whats going on but he's having a blast

he stirs up drama but on accident

he was on pitts youtube before

out of everyone here he's the only one not making content he's just vibing

eventually he ends up posting background footage of everyone doing dumb shit

when it comes out theyre friends ppl stalk his instagram to find more proof

after that he starts to stir drama but more consciously

hmm what else - idk he's just chilling, getting called out for being dumb and watching his friends do dumb stuff

oh wait when he makes that short about the hair a bunch of commentary channels post about it and he takes it like a badge of honor

cameron

instagram name: cam.studies

pinterest name: cam.studies

one of those aesthetic studying accounts on insta and pinterest - takes nice shots of his homework and his pen collections and his study desk

except its only for the pics his handwriting is atrocious - he has like one page or paragraph of pretty handwriting to post and the rest is scribbled chaos - his pens are never organized by color, theyre just thrown in a box, and his desk is filled with papers and books and never looks clean but its fine he's just here for clout

he ends up sponsoring and reviewing businesses that make those cute study supplies so now he has a hoard - or at least he did until his friends started taking them

he groaned about the cam.studies x {random ass ppl} fics todd wrote but he thinks theyre funny and has them bookmarked

he went on charlie's podcast and the two argued for half of it and then explained how as two alphas they would settle their differences by kissing

his friends help him angle his aesthetic shots at cafes and shit

he got exposed eventually as a fake becuz ppl (cough) posted his real notes which were messy and disorganized

but he played it off as a commentary about how the internet is fake and got more sponsorships

he judges todd and neil but is eating popcorn at the front seat of the drama

meeks

podcast name: chameleon hotel

youtube channel name: idkman

meeks makes a podcast for very stupid intricate crimes. he has a cult following of bisexuals

its stuff like drama over a tree being taken down

"the locals even called their beloved tree 'ole alvin'"

charlie: todd write a meeks x ole alvin fic

he has standards, so he does

he went on charlie's podcast and convinced ppl that being with other men allowed u to suck in their alpha-ness and become the ultimate alpha

but generally he just makes his little silly videos and makes cryptic posts about the neil todd drama

has a joint channel w/ pitts

is up to date with the neil thing and is the one to send neil updates

he tries to convince neil to act out his podcasts (with a lot of success lmao)

he tries to convince todd to write fics based on his podcasts (also with a lot of success)

as payback for the ole alvin x meeks fic he convinces todd (very easily) to write a bunch of dumb charlie fics and todd agrees becuz he has standards

no one actually knows that the poets know each other

they eventually post a group photo

"we need to cancel neil perry for being friends with an alpha podcast guy" "nah thats just charlie"

"yall know hes bi, right?"

"he literally has a podcast about how sucking dick as a man makes u the ultimate alpha male"

it does explain why charlie's alpha podcast go from tiktok actor, tumblr fanfic writer, instagram study blog, fellow podcaster, hw help tiktoker in between his satire of normal alpha tiktokers

half of these things are like copy and pasted from our conversation btw so dont blame me for them

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