#dead poets society incorrect quotes

[dpsse]

Charlie: Women don’t find that attractive

Neil: Promise?

#anderperry #dead poets society #dead poets society incorrect quotes #dps #incorrect quotes #neil perry #charlie dalton

[rrcenic]

even more dps as things my friends/family have said

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todd: shit

cameron: WHO TAUGHT YOU THAT WORD??

cameron: was it charlie?!

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charlie: that’s what she said

knox: that’s not- she would not say that

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charlie: if you really loved us, you’d skip the staff meeting

keating: both can be true. i can love you and still go to this meeting

neil: oh. i get it. so you DONT love us

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knox: a car? who wants a stupid car? i want a big, burly truck

todd: oh god, i just want something with air conditioning

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keating: keep the bouncy ball in your pocket, mister meeks

charlie: yeah, keep your balls in your pants, meeks

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keating: i don’t let you choose your scene partners because you’ll make bad choices

keating: you’ll do your best friend and then fail at acting

neil: i feel called out

todd: *chokes on water*

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cameron: get out of the way, jerk!

charlie: FREAK! i’m a freak, not a jerk!

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charlie: hey all! knox and i are getting ready to send out holiday cards! if you want one, just let me know

cameron: sure-

charlie: nobody cares cameron

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neil: …do you take ADHD meds?

charlie: I USED TO :))))))

neil: …and…you’re sure stopping was the right choice?

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keating: mr overstreet, when i’ve already called out mr dalton for chatting, and you start whispering anyway…

keating: i just think… “knox bad”

charlie: smash his phone!

knox: i’ll smash you!

charlie: yes please

knox: what

keating: what

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[soyourethatanderson]

Charlie: You know my motto: carpe diem, carpe noctem, carpe coles.

Knox: Seize the day, seize the night, what’s the last one?

Charlie: Seize the dick.

#dead poets society #dps #charlie dalton #knox overstreet #knarlie #dead poets society incorrect quotes

[richiesnotaloserguyscmon]

DPS As Quotes From My Friend Group

Neil:

- Me with my gay rights

- Why is it a beige flag? When you mix red and green you don’t get beige, you get brown

- To get Beige, you’d have to mix a white flag in there and I’m not surrendering

- I can’t see my face

Todd:

- I had one but also two actually

- Every corner is a nap corner… if you believe

- You fish for dilfs?

- I can fake cry but it’s probably not fake so I’m just crying

Charlie: (honestly I could use all of these quotes for him)

- I’ll shoot your balls

- Did you have sex with a beaver or something?

- I’ll show up uninvited, with a gun

- He deserves to get shot in the penis

- Blood, sweat and tears, with a bit of semen

- When I die, I wanna crawl up his arsehole

Meeks:

- He looks like Brendan Frasier if he got stung by a bunch of bees

- *Recites the whole beginning of the Bee Movie*

- I get my news from a talking fish

- Your crush on him was so big… you had a fat crush, better yet, your crush was obese

- I need a lobotomy

- I’m gonna cut your leg off and shove it up your arse

Knox:

- His long luscious beard I want him to choke me with it

- I wish Neil would stop sending me gay people

- What about a woman who has saggy tits… like a grandma

- No one look at me while I deepthroat this

- He (Mr Keating) could be the onceler if he really tried

Pitts:

- You only think I’m funny because I say dumb shit all the time

- We’re like the transformers of old people… Geriatrics roll out!

- I’m as tall as a traffic light

- I love this music! Is that water by dripping toilet?

- Why do you like Barbie if you hate women?

Cameron:

- I do not deserve to get shot in the penis

- Please don’t shoot my balls

- Readings for weenies and girls, and I’m a strong heterosexual male

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[masivechaos]

🪐i'll try everything once- matilda by harry styles and neil perry🫶💌

Matilda ✧˖*°࿐ neil perry x gn! reader

Warning/content: hurt to comfort, talking about having kids, mention of having a bad childhood, au where neil lives ha, my English

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There were a lot of things you loved about Neil Perry. The way he smiled, how generous he was, when he scribbled little notes on your hands when you were working. And mostly, how brave he was. He was the most courageous person you ever knew. And the craziest thing was he didn’t even realise.

But he was also scared. Scared he was going to great the same pattern as his father, that he was going to fail as a dad. He grew up not knowing what showing love was, so how could he possibly be a loving father? That seems impossible.

So when you expressed your wish to have kids with him, you didn’t expect it to start an argument. He told you he could never be enough and he would never want to have children because of what he went through. And you were hurt, you knew that wasn’t his intention but there was a little part of you that felt like he didn’t want kids with you.

Frustrated and not understanding each other, you went to bed, your back facing his. But as the hours passed, your mood cooled down and guilt started to eat you. Neil was finally opening up about the repercussions of his childhood and all you found to do is taking it personally.

You turned around, biting your lips, not wanting to disturb him but the urge to apologize was stronger. He was tensed, and it was all your fault. “Neil?” you whispered, hoping he was open to communication.

After a minute of silence that felt like an hour, he moved and faced you. You could tell he was hurt, and it seemed like he cried. He didn’t speak a word, and slowly, you drew your hand to his face, letting him time to let you know if he didn’t want physical touch.

“I’m sorry,” you said quietly, letting your forehead fall against him “I didn’t try to understand you. I was selfish.”

That was all it take for him to let go of the tears he was holding “I’m not mad at you,” it surprised you, he had all the reasons to be “I’m mad at him.”

It was crazy how the man that was supposed to have Neil as the first person in his heart still had an impact on his son years after moving out of the childhood household. Neil actually was even in denial of the treatment he received until you made him understand, you didn’t want to accuse anyone, but the way his smile would always fade after talking to his family just stayed in your mind. But he always told you his problems weren’t so important as if he refused to be in pain in front of anyone. 

As his lover, you made sure he understood what was happening to him, that he could let it go, he could stop talking to them, it wasn’t his fault.

“Why couldn’t you be a good father? You’re the kindest person I ever met. Your past does not define you. You can start a family who will always show you love.”

Neil hoped you knew how much he needed to hear this. But something was still wrong, his mother truly loved him and he knew it, she just wasn’t brave enough to stand up for him. And he felt a little guilty “Mom always told me the best gift I could give her was a child. But I don’t talk to her anymore, she won’t be there to see the little baby me.” He knew he cared more than he should, but he couldn’t help it.

“Neil,” you chose your words carefully “you don’t have to be sorry for doing it on your own.”

All of a sudden he broke into tears. Years of suffering he could finally externalize. He got closer to you, curling into your chest, like a child. You wrapped your arms around him, whispering sweet nothings in his ear, trying to calm him down as much as you could. “You can let it go”

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[lesbicosmos]

Todd, obviously not fine: I'm fine.

Neil: Nope! Try again!

#honestly this could go either way #theyre both not fine™ #source: the magnus archives #dead poets society #dps #anderperry #neil perry #todd anderson #dead poets society incorrect quotes #dps incorrect quotes

[carpe-godsdamned-diem]

neil: I want to be with you for the rest of my life. todd: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal. neil, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

#dead poets society #dead poets society incorrect quotes #dps incorrect quotes #anderperry #todd anderson #neil perry

[dead-homosexuals-society]

"In my theater slut era"

-Neil Perry

(he actually said this i was there guys)

#peter weir hates gay people so he took it out of the movie #neil perry #neil perry dead poets society #Neil perry dps #dead poets society #dead poets #dead poets fandom #dps incorrect quotes #dead poets society incorrect quotes

[ivetried420otherusernames]

Cameron: I heard Knox say "are you sure this will work?" and Charlie reply "trust me". I have never evacuated a building so fast in my life

#dps #charlie dalton #dead poets society #knox overstreet #richard cameron #incorrect dead poets society #the dead poets society #dead poets society incorrect quotes

[ant1m0ny]

#some Dps ones because this is kinda fun!! #dead poets society #dead poets society incorrect quotes

[exercising-the-right-not-to-walk]

Charlie: Like what Keating always says; when one door closes, choose a nearby wall and bash it in with brute force!

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[dpsse]

Todd: I love you Neil

Neil: I love you too Todd

*beat*

Neil: We both love you as well, Charlie

Charlie: Thanks, I was feeling left out

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[rrcenic]

more dps as shit my friends have said

most of this is from musical rehearsals

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charlie: *about cameron* oh my goodness!! the full arch of his character improvement is coming to pass!!

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neil: i’ll just listen to this darling angel

todd: *blushes*

charlie, meeks, pitts, knox: aww

cameron: *gagging noises*

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todd: *quietly* i love it when it’s raining

charlie: yeah i love men too

todd: …what?!

charlie: huh?

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neil: do they give you better food in the adult psych wards bc the teens one SUCKED

mr keating: nope. all psych ward food sucks

knox: glad you’re bonding but also very concerned

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cameron: all the improv leads to scenarios about being gay! i’m sick of it! no more basing the entire skit on being gay!

keating: hey you’re a student. im the only one who gets to limit things

neil: of course it’s gay this is a drama class what did you expect??

cameron: fine, but can we at least limit the incest?

keating: alright! incest is off the table from now on!

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charlie: bro i’ve got a picture of john cena dunkin a basket over jesus

keating: that’s fake jesus would NEVER get beat by john cena

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keating: remember this, dear students: do not fear murder. in fact, be open to the concept. death is not the enemy, mister cameron here is

cameron: gee thanks

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charlie: my bisexual whimsy is simply too much for some

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charlie: to the buff jock with the facial hair and the soft feminine demeanor: i adore you

knox: thank you??

#nics stuff #dead poets society #dps #incorrect dps quotes #dead poets society incorrect quotes #anderperry #incorrect dps #incorrect dead poets society #knarlie

[soyourethatanderson]

Todd: Can I be frank with you guys?

Charlie: Cool. Then you can call me Nuwanda.

Neil: Oh, I wanna be Puck!

Todd: Guys...

Knox: ...Can I still be Knox?

Charlie: Shh, let Frank speak.

Todd: Guys, come on...

#dead poets society #anderperry #dps #neil perry #todd anderson #charlie dalton #knox overstreet #dps incorrect quotes #anderperry incorrect quotes #dead poets society incorrect quotes #humor #crack

[geekgrizz]

Knox: do you actually know anyone named Sheldon in real life?

Charlie: Yeah my class turtle from sixth grade

Cameron: that’s a turtle

Charlie: When God sings with his creations will a turtle not be part of the choir?

#this twitter thread just screamed charlie dalton to me #dead poets society #dead poets society incorrect quotes #charlie dalton #knox overstreet #richard cameron

[masivechaos]

SWEET NOTHING

neil perry x  gn! reader

Request: yes / no

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Synopsis: when you started dating Neil, everyone expected so much from you. Except for Neil, because all he needed was you.

Warning/content: mention of not being liked during Welton once, welton boys and girl au, my english

a.n.: 0.8k words- inspired by sweet nothing by taylor swift!

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── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ.─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ.───･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ.──

Your feet padded on the wooden floor, passing a hand through your hair as you yawned. You heard a chuckle and you lifted your head, finding a shirtless Neil with his back against the kitchen counter.

“Hi darling” he smiled, gently pressing his lips against yours. Not awake enough, you settled for a hum as a response and earned a peck on the temple from your boyfriend. You wrapped your arms around his middle, burying your head in his chest, letting out a long sigh. It was the best way to start the weekend.

Dating Neil was simple. Not that it was boring, you got to experience new things every day, but he didn’t expect anything from you.

When you started dating, everyone had high expectations, saying you didn’t deserve Neil at all and you hated that there was a point where you thought they were right. An ex-best friend deciding to ruin your reputation was enough for the integrality of Welton to hate you… until Neil became friends with you.

He came into your life, bright and warm, without caring about the things he heard before asking you out on a date. You were now dating him for a few months and you had never felt more loved.

Because he never expected anything from you. All he ever wanted from you was nothing, sweet nothing. Lazy mornings with lazy kisses were enough for him. And it made you feel great to finally have someone who liked you for what you were and not for what people wanted you to be.

“Slept well?” he asked, his hand was cradling the back of your head and his lips were lingering on your temple. You nodded and lifted your head, you observed his features, taking the time to admire every single bump, line and mole on his skin.

“Do you want me to cook something?” you asked, making Neil’s face light up as he heard the sound of your voice for the first time this day.

“No, I was going to bake pancakes”

“But I wan-”

“Nope,” he popped the ‘p’ and pecked your lips with a little smirk. Neil turned around, grabbed what he needed and started to cook. You decided to sit on the counter to watch him making the pancakes as he hummed and to occasionally taste the preparation.

After a dozen minutes, both of your plates were filled with Neil’s pancakes. You sat down on the couch once your stomach was filled, followed by Neil who wrapped his arms around your waist, pulling you into him.

You both graduated Hellton a few weeks ago and you decided to stay at your house since both of your parents weren’t there for the month, marriage anniversary and all. 

“I like to be with you” your voice broke the silence that settled. You felt Neil holding you a little tighter, with your back pressed against his front you could feel the way he was breathing slowly, his chest rising and falling against you.

He pressed his lips on your temple “Because you never expect anything from me. Nothing material. You love me for what I am… I think?”

You heard him letting out a small laugh “Of course I love you for what you are. People at Hellton were dumb, they will do too much for gossip. But I know who you are, and you are who I want.”

It wasn’t the first time he told you this. But it didn’t matter, you still adored the way it sounded to your ears. It made you feel so loved and appreciated. You were welcomed by his side. He was the first ever person who made you feel this way. Because the boy was born with the sun in his eyes and his heart in his hands. And it was all for you now, he gave it all.

That was probably the most significant proof of love you were ever given. And of course you gave everything you could back, making small gifts when you could, buying flowers when you could, baking cookies when you could. All of this to see his cheeks raise and his eyes light up.

And even when you couldn’t, he was just as happy. A smile would cross his face just from seeing you. Holding you was enough to make his heart beat faster. And oh boy was he exploding inside when both of your lips were touching.

“I love you Neil” you thought he knew but you never said it out loud. And it showed when Neil’s eyes widened, if you were careful enough you could see pink tinting his cheeks.

He turned you around so you were fully facing him before pushing you down on the sofa. Without thinking he kissed you. “I love you too,” a kiss on your forehead “So–” a kiss on your left cheek “much” a kiss on your lips.

“Cheesy,” you teased. But even in this situation, he was smiling so brightly.

“Only for you”

── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ.─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ.───･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ.──

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