i do think its really funny if you blame the insane plot holes in madaras plan on obito just not being very good at his job. he didnt need to do all that. but he did, because he got the job when he was 15 and traumatised and could barely hold a knife properly
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click the tiny fucking "see everything" button at the bottom to get a semi-normal activity page btw
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ok im curious, how would you rank the different plotlines in s4 of stranger things?
i could go into heavy detail about this lmao but i wont (and also don't come for me, this is just my opinion and i know we all have our differences)
Hawkins Gang 1+2 (the ¨teens¨ and the younglings)
California Boiz Roadtrip (Johnathan, Mike, Will, Argyle)
Alaskan Holiday (Joyce, Murray)
From Russia with Love (Hopper, Antonov)
Lab rats and Numberjacks (El, 001)
Laundry-Basket Boys´ Witchhunt (Jason and his goons)
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Anyways,
Obito was actually super talented and I think the reason he was put on a team with Kakashi and Rin was more because that was the better balance, rather than the 'deadlast' mentality
Obito was stronger than a lot of the kids he graduated with. He was doing really high level moves
he might not have been up to Kakashi's standard as a kid, but he was certainly above other kids. I just can't see him as the 'deadlast' of his generation
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I have been having Thoughts.
Every hokage has fit into a tidy nepotism dynasty, with every hokage in the chain being either a relative or a student of a previous hokage. Thanks to Hiruzen's obsession with reproducing patterns that have worked in the past (eg ino-shika-cho), every time we've known the teammates of a hokage they've matched the pattern of the traumatised genius with questionable social skills, the cheerful and sociable late-bloomer deadlast, and the female medic. (And fuck both Hiruzen and Kishimoto for screwing over his female characters such that "the girl" becomes a relevant character descriptor.) The fourth member of each attempt to recreate the sannin has been a sensei belonging to the hokage royal dynasty, and thus the students of each "sannin" team are the future hokage candidates each time the previous incumbent croaks it. This explains why Tsunade and Jiraiya were the only candidates considered for the post after Hiruzen was assassinated, because Orochimaru disqualified himself, Kakashi is too young and mentally unwell, Anko is too young and probably also disqualified because of her past association with Orochimaru, and Shizune is too young and doesn't have an international reputation and hasn't been in the village for years. And also explains why Kakashi's desperate attempt to palm the hat off on Shikaku following Pein's attack failed miserably.
This chain of dubious logic leads to some interesting speculations...
1) Obito, Kakashi, Rin, Anko and Shizune were the heirs apparent to become hokage right out of the academy, with the addition of Asuma as Hiruzen's son. Of these, Kakashi and Obito were probably first in the running because they were in the "sannin" team, while Anko and Shizune were solo apprentices. Asuma likely disqualified himself by quarreling with Hiruzen and abandoning the village for several years. This means that Obito's dreams to become hokage were probably a realistic expectation and he would likely have been groomed for the role when the time was right.
2) To my recollection, the widespread belief that Obito was some despised black sheep Uchiha due to lack of sharingan is fanon invention. The anime filler has him living with his grandmother, but no mention is made in either manga or anime of whether his mother and father are also present in the household given that multi-generational households are not uncommon. During the Anbu arc, Hiruzen does make some perfunctory attempts to reconcile with the Uchiha before Danzo orders their massacre (which predictably fail). One of the Uchiha grievances was that Madara was cheated out of becoming hokage, and none of the subsequent hokage had been Uchiha. It's possible that Obito's inclusion in Team Minato was done purposefully in order to produce an Uchiha hokage once he was old enough, as a means to reconcile with the Uchiha. That plan got scuppered when Obito got flattened by a rock.
3) Itachi would have been the next possible Uchiha hokage candidate to replace Obito, and Hiruzen does mention this during an anime filler. But alas there was no nepotism dynasty sensei available at the moment that Itachi graduated the academy early, because the previous generation of heirs were still too young to become jonin-sensei. So instead when Itachi joined the Anbu he was placed into Kakashi's team as an attempt to preserve the dynasty by roundabout means. But alas, the Uchiha began plotting a coup and Danzo began plotting a massacre, and Itachi was caught in the middle and forced into becoming a spy for both sides, and everything went wrong in the worst possible way.
4) Sasuke became yet another attempt to get an Uchiha hokage by including him in Team 7 under Kakashi. By this point it was far too late and more or less a pointless gesture because Sasuke was the only Uchiha left, but what is Hiruzen if not the prime example of too little, too late?
5) Like Obito, Naruto's dream of being hokage was also a realistic ambition to have, since he would have only two competitors for the role once he's old enough: Sasuke and Sakura (since neither Anko nor Shizune took students).
6) Danzo was Hiruzen's teammate as part of Team Tobirama. Danzo therefore was also a member of this hokage dynasty, and therefore had a legitimate right to feel aggrieved at being passed over again and again for the hat. It's curious that he wasn't even considered as a candidate after Hiruzen was assassinated. Did he and the elders have a falling out at the relevant moment?
7) I wonder whether the obsession with recreating the sannin was more than just Hiruzen being weird. Did the pattern hold true in previous generations of the dynasty as well, making it a tradition that began with Tobirama? Were the sannin in themselves an attempt to recreate Team Tobirama? Given that neither Hiruzen nor Danzo are medics, which of them was the genius and which of them was the deadlast?
8) Moving forward in time, the latest incarnation of "team sannin" is Boruto, Sarada and Mitsuki. Konohamaru as their sensei is a dynasty member since he's Hiruzen's grandson. But none of them is a medic, and neither Sarada or Boruto could be described as a deadlast. (Mitsuki would be the traumatised genius with questionable social skills in this equation given that he's orochimaru's offspring.) Did Naruto intentionally break the pattern? Or did he fail to notice there was a pattern at all and was instead trying to recreate his own Team 7 by including his son and Sasuke and Sakura's daughter, and having their sensei be the kid he's always considered to be his protege and successor? If god forbid Kakashi had ever spawned, I suspect that the third member of the latest incarnation of team sannin would have been Kakashi's child instead of Mitsuki.
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1318/2023 KM done for the year
33 KM ahead of schedule and I just took about 10 days off to rest for my Half Marathon today. Had a toenail injury so I had to start "resting" earlier than I wanted. I was running a bunch leading up to it so my appetite was a bit more than it should've been, so I'm like 215lbs instead of the target 195. I've said many times my results on just casual runs has been very disappointing, so I didn't really think I'd have a good time. I started deadlast out of 2000ish people and my official chip time was 1:46:27 so I'm pretty happy about that. I'll take a few days to recover and then I'll keep going on my goal of 2023KM for the year. I've been doing exclusively running on dirt/grass which has made it way easier and kinda stopped caring about times. That's probably the only race I'll be doing this year, not sure I will have much more to update about running this year until I hit certain milestones.
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REPSOL HONDA ARE NOT DEADLAST
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There was a time when Sasuke blushed when he asked Naruto what Sakura told him about chakra control. SS stans interpreted this as something romantic.
They also think Sasuke is jealous of Kakashi and Obito when she was healing them Sasuke was looking and they said these were the times when Sasuke's feelings were hidden. 😂😂
I know it's old and dumb but it never will be not funny. 😂
In the manga he doesn't even look at them. SS just interpret some pixels from the anime as Sasuke being jealous (that literally no one else sees as such).
And he was embarrassed because Naruto is supposed to be the deadlast and he has to ask advice from him. SS have no understanding of context, they just look at individual panels and pretend their headcanons are real.
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✹ wildcard - ask any other question you have!
What's your favorite WIP right now, and can we see a passage/line from it that you're proud of?
i'm having a lot of fun with "the one where obito is a natural mokuton user" draft!!
Snake. Ram. Monkey. Boar. Horse. Tiger.
“Katon! Gōkakyū no Jutsu!”
Uchiha Obito inhales, churning the chakra in the stomach: think hot things, hot, hot, hotpot, chili peppers, stovetops, summer… exhales…
Crap!
He chokes on smoke, wheezing— his arms pinwheel at his sides. Obito hates it. It hurts. His eyes are burning, from the smoke and– and he’s never gonna– deadlast can’t even manage this stupid dumb stupid baby jutsu—!
“Watch out!” Rin shouts.
Obito trips and falls off the pier.
When he bobs to the surface, Rin is squinting down at him, hands at her hips. Her dress is very pretty. Obito likes it. He doesn’t really like the look on her face, though…
“Uh,” he says. “I wanted to do that!”
“Okay, Obito.”
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Okay, finished rereading the prequel.
For me, two most regretful things are Su Muqiu's death and Tao Xuan's changes. Su Muqiu's obvious, so I won't talk much (though I'm curious, is there any fanfiction about AU where he live? I mean like, For The Glory retelling, but with Su Muqiu being there too. It'd be very interesting).
As for Tao Xuan, you can see that he genuinely cared about Ye Qiu and Su Mucheng before, so his actions in the main story hurt more.
On the other hand, I love the growth of Huang Shaotian and Yu Wenzhou's relationship. Or more like, the changes of Huang Shaotian's perspective on Yu Wenzhou. From a deadlast to a partner that he trusted very much. It's nice.
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Watched The Evil Deadlast night which btw ruled bc sometimes all I want from a horror movie is imagery thatll make me go GROOOOOSSSSSSS EWWWWWW YUUUUUUCCCKKKK like a 12-year-old boy looking at a Ripley's Believe It Or Not book
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Writer’s Month Day 2: Chance
The King’s Avatar, Yu Wenzhou & Huang Shaotian
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“All I ever need is a chance. If you give me a chance, you’re dead! Ha, too late! Dead, dead, dead, look at you. Except you can’t, because you’re dead.”
From the corner of the training camp, Yu Wenzhou listens to Huang Shaotian spewing taunts. He clamps down on a snort of disbelief, not wanting to do anything that might draw attention.
A chance.
What does Huang Shaotian know about how precious a chance is? From the very first day he came, he’s been bombarded by chances. Of course he can seize them, he’s practically drowning in them. Not like Yu Wenzhou, who has to struggle for the slightest bit of halfhearted acknowledgement.
“Hey you, Deadlast, what are you looking at. Want to be next?” Huang Shaotian gestures wildly towards his computer, grinning from ear to ear as if he hadn’t just insulted Yu Wenzhou.
Refusing to let his frustration show, Yu Wenzhou nods and walks over. Even if he loses, he won’t pass up the chance to collect valuable data.
No one knows it—perhaps not even Yu Wenzhou, not yet—but the training camp’s worst player isn’t all that different from their shining star. All he needs is a chance.
Yu Wenzhou puts on his headset, determined to stick around long enough to seize it.
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ao3feed-hashimada
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/FRYmM4c
by painispeace
There are many rumours about the Uchiha, some unfounded, downright ridiculous but the one rumour that no one who’s known an Uchiha up close would doubt is - Uchiha can’t hold their alcohol….it does things to those sharingan freaks! Obito starts swaying almost immediately and Kakashi tries to steady him. “Obi - Obito? You ok deadlast?” Kakashi slurs.
“Ofcourse I am not ok - BAKA - This is all so stupid - the stupid…..….eye of moon plan……….."
Or Obito and Kakashi get drunk and they deal with the fourth great ninja war - Drunken Sharingan style
Words: 2345, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Naruto
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Hatake Sakumo, Uchiha Sasuke, Namikaze Minato, Senju Tobirama, Senju Hashirama, Hatake Kakashi, Uchiha Obito, Gaara (Naruto), Haruno Sakura, Tsunade (Naruto), Uchiha Itachi, Jiraiya (Naruto), Uchiha Izuna, Uzumaki Kushina, Nohara Rin
Relationships: Hatake Kakashi/Uchiha Obito, Namikaze Minato/Uzumaki Kushina, Senju Hashirama/Uchiha Madara
Additional Tags: Hatake Kakashi is a Troll, Uchiha Obito Lives, Good Uchiha Obito, Uchiha Obito is a Troll, Drunk Hatake Kakashi, drunk uchiha obito, Hatake Kakashi Needs a Hug, Namikaze Minato Lives, Fix-It, Everybody Lives, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, blink and you will miss the ships, other than obikaka, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, Nobody is Dead, Crack, Fluff and Crack, Alternate Universe - Crack, Episode: s05e15 A Hole In The World, Maybe drunken rinnegan too, idk how to tag, Team Minato-centric, Bruce Wayne is a Good Parent, Someone give Minato a hug
read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/FRYmM4c
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