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paranormal-pajama-phantom · 11 months

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headcannons for deadpool dating peter parkers older sibling??

yesss this is such a good idea

Deadpool X Peter Parker's Older Sibling

Peter would definitely not want you dating or even going near Deadpool

he thinks Wade is too much of a risk and will put you in danger

But no matter how hard Peter tries to convince you he never can

He starts out very cold to Wade but eventually just accepts that this is his new fate

Constantly gets into fights with Wade but the more time you and Wade are together the friendlier the fights become

Deadpool on the other hand thinks annoying Peter is hilarious and continues to do so, but he also tries to make sure not to cross a line

They're never gonna be best friends but if you do enough bonding exercises with them then they at least wont hate each other

Come back soon! 💌

#deadpool x reader #x reader #x gn reader #spiderman #deadpool headcanons #deadpool x male reader #deadpool x female reader #deadpool x gn reader #mcu #deadpool #wade wilson #marvel hcs #marvel #marvel headcanons #x female reader #x male reader

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luxesiren · 9 months

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⸻ 𝐖𝐀𝐃𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒

cw :: nsfw content (MDNI)

a/n :: i love this man so much. i don't think yall understand this big ass man? i love him so much and i want him.

{✰} sfw ::

{✰} wade is a mercenary but he keeps his work life away from you so you don't get hurt because he doesn't want to lose you.

{✰} wade is always joking around with you, his one goal is to make you laugh every day, even when he's not with you. he always sends you messages and voice memos which make you laugh.

{✰} wade loves cooking and he would get all dramatic and make you a full-course meal as if he's on chopped or something. he wants you to pretend to be gordon ramsay

{✰} wade loves spending money on you, he doesn't use the money for anything besides food and rent for his apartment, so he loves spending it on you. whatever you want, he gets it for you. any time you go out to dinner wade will threaten to drop your wallet off a cliff because "why're you trying to pay? don't do that again or i will throw your wallet off a cliff and into some water."

{✰} wade would get matching nails with you, whatever set you get, he's ready to get a matching set.

{✰} wade doesn't like to have his mask off in public because of his scars and at first, he didn't even show you his face half the time but now that you guys have been together for so long, he takes it off around you because he knows it doesn't phase you.

{✰} wade loves physical touch so naturally, he would be all over you. wade likes to think of himself as a murderous teddy bear that only really cares about you.

{✰} wade doesn't like arguing with you unless it's playfully and not about anything serious but if it's a serious argument then he will start to get anxious and unconsciously start to self-sabotage.

{✰} wade gets emotional over chick flicks and when you ask if he's crying he'll say, "of course not...it's just a little dusty in here."

{✰} wade likes bringing you souvenirs from the countries he's visited for work and he brings you random trinkets that you will never use but he lights up when he brings them to you so you put them on display around your shared apartment.

{✰} nsfw ::

{✰} wade loves kissing, he likes the feel of your lips on his. he likes to suck on your bottom lip making you whine into his mouth.

{✰} wade is possessive and jealous, he will mark your neck just so everyone could see that you're taken and no one else could have your attention. he wouldn't blame you for being ogled but he would take it out on you, fucking into you so roughly and so deeply while you cry into the sheets, "fuck, you're mine. this pussy is mine. say it, say it's mine." you couldn't do anything but moan loudly and say exactly that, "fuck, daddy! it's yours, i'm yours!

{✰} wade is into thigh riding. he will watch you chase your release on his thigh before fucking the way you want him to, he ultimately wants to see you beg him to fuck you.

{✰} wade is 100% into praise and degradation, he wants to make you're okay with it before he says something that triggers you in bed.

{✰} on occasion, wade likes to be restrained. he likes when you have some type of power over him, makes him cum harder and he likes when you tease him. he keeps handcuffs by the bed just for this specific moment, you're in his lap and taking your time riding him - slowly grinding your hips just to make him beg you, "please, baby.. let me fuck you, please."

{✰} wade is into choking, he loves to see his hand wrapped around your throat while he has you in a mating press, pushing all his weight onto you and fucking you deep enough to make you cum over and over.

{✰} sometimes when wade is feeling very needy, he just needs you. times like this, he'll take his time with you, fingering for a long time to make sure you can take him, eating your pussy like he's starving before he fucks you nice and slow saying how much he loves you. "i love you so much, baby. so good for me, taking all of me so well."

{✰} speaking of... wade is a munch. he will happily lap at your slick, sit you on his face, and grip your thighs while you ride his face, using him for your own pleasure. he would also take the opportunity to overstimulate you, your thighs wrapped around his head trying to push him away having already cum twice but he wants more from you.

#𝙇𝙐𝙓𝙐𝙍𝙔 𝙋𝙊𝙎𝙏𝙎…#𝙨𝙞𝙧𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜…#wade wilson #wade wilson smut #wade wilson x reader #deadpool #deadpool smut #deadpool drabble #deadpool headcanons #wade wilson headcanons

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fruitmilkshake · 8 days

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He's my husband ya'll 😔✌️

Art made by: @thefuzzyaya

His hands 😫

Also, listening to this song while i imagine fictional scenarios about him

#Deadpool #Wade wilson #Wade wilson headcanons #Deadpool headcanons #deadpool x y/n #deadpool x reader #wade wilson x oc #Wade Wilson x reader #he's so cute #i love him #my man <3 #Spotify

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ultimate-cinephile · 2 years

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MARVEL HEADCANONS TO PISS OFF MY COMIC LOVING HOMOPHOBIC DAD

I've had one too many fun conversations with my dad about how "liberals get butt-hurt over everything" so I'm gonna see what I think about certain Marvel characters that would definitely piss him off. Also happy last day of pride month everyone!

LOGAN HEWLETT/ WOLVERINE

Logan has been around for centuries. He has had a lot of lovers. He genuinely doesn't care what you identify as. If he finds you attractive, he finds you attractive.

That's right! Logan is pansexual!

SCOTT LANG/ANTMAN

strong he/they energy

Scott is the gamer bf with golden retriever energy

He's also a bisexual

He has no preference

Meeting the Avengers, he has the biggest bi panic

Has been caught wearing a maid dress before

Said Luis dared him. Luis maintains that Scott begged him to dare him to

STEVE ROGERS/CAPTAIN AMERICA

Mlm

He's with Peggy trying to convince himself he's straight

He's not

He's definitely hooked up with Bucky at least once

Has thought about hooking up with Sam before lmao

BUCKY BARNES/WINTER SOLDIER

While Bucky was a playboy back in the 40s, he has had a literal lifetime's worth of trauma happen

after a lot of thinking and talking with some people in the modern era he realizes that he is demiromantic and demisexual!

he has the biggest crush on steve

PETER PARKER/SPIDER-MAN

peter is trans FTM

he was terrified of coming out to tony and aunt may

tony didn't care. he instantly started making accommodations to help him transition easier.

aunt may was also pretty chill about it. she still occasionally slips up and accidentally deadnames or misgenders him, but she's always just as quick to correct herself

peter is also a bisexual with a slight preference for women

WADE WILSON/DEADPOOL

it's canon that he is pansexual and a raging feminist.

he also does drag

no I will not be swayed on this front

he uses he/it pronouns

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captainwaffles · 1 year

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Older Percy and Deadpool would get along. I could just see those two going around beating up, killing, ext pedos and abusers in their free time

#captainwaffles #marvel #mcu #pjo #hoo #percy jackson #percy jackson and the heroes of olympus #toa #deadpool headcanons #Deadpool #pjo headcanons

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babyblankyerror · 1 year

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Peter seems like the sort of person to repeatedly smack you when excited. He definitely gets carried away sometimes

#spideypool #peter parker #peter benjamin parker #spiderman #wade wilson #wade winston wilson #deadpool #headcanon #spiderpool #quick sketch #spideypool comic

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asgardian-angel · 1 month

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I was trying to put together something cool with this Aragorn and Geralt you know some kind of crossover universal tavern and found this last gif and it fits too perfectly someone help me.

#he's like the deadpool of medieval fantasy and no one can stop him #there's no avoiding him #if you want to brood and drink you gotta risk his presence #aragorn #geralt of rivia #robin hood #lotr #the witcher #robin hood men in tights #medieval #tavern #au #headcanon accepted #laugh it up fuzzball

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societalenemynumberone · 2 days

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Deadpool quotes but with my Lucifer's older sibling!reader idea-

Reader: [First day in Hell, in the middle of a fistfight] Have you seen this woman?

[holds up a bad crayon drawing of Charlie]

Sera: You've been warned, Reader. This is a shameful and reckless use of your powers. You will be coming with us

Reader: Look, Sera, I don't have time for the goody two-shoes bullshit right now

Alastor: Do you have off an switch?

Reader: Yeah, it's right next to the prostate. Or is that the on switch?

Reader; [after finding out about Charlie's existence] You're clowning. You're not clowning? I sense clowns

Charlie: Feeling a bit lonely?

Reader: Only sometimes when I'm by myself. Or other times when I'm with other people.

Reader: [First ever conversation with an awe-eyed Charlie] You're probably thinking, "My dad said that his older sibling is the second most just being in all of creation, but his sibling just turned that guy into a fucking kabab!" Well, I may be just, but I'm no hero. And yeah, technically, that was a murder. But some of the best love stories start with a murder. And that's exactly what this is, a platonic love story.

Reader: [to Sera] Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler, who rooms with a bunch of other little whiners in the Lord's Kingdom with some creepy, [points to Adam] Heaven's Gate-looking motherfucker... on that day, [points to Emily] I'll send her shiny, happy ass a friend request

Reader [Helping in the second extermination]: Daddy needs to express some rage.

[starts firing their guns]

Reader: Listen, Angel, if I never see you again, I want you to know that I love you very much. I also buried 1,600 kilos of cocaine somewhere in the hotel - right next to the answer for getting out of a soul contract. Good luck.

Angel Dust: [Grinning] You fucking asshole

Alastor: Morningstar!

Reader: How can I help you? Besides luring women into dark, creepy basements.

Reader: [Just learned how to use a phone, looking at a text from Angel] What is that?

Husk: That's the shit emoji. You know the turd with the smiling face and the eyes. I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long

Sera: I've given Reader every chance to join us but they'd rather act like a child. A heavily armed child. When will they grow up and see benefits of joining the Angelic Council?

Emily: Which benefits? Commiting genocide for amusement? Or the Angel that falls every few decades?

Sera: Please, falling out of Heaven builds character

Reader: Superhero landing. She's gonna do a superhero landing. Wait for it...

[Lute jumps from the platform and lands]

Reader: [clapping their hands] Whoo! Superhero landing! You know, that's really hard on your knees

Charlie: [Stopping Reader from killing Valentino] I can't allow this, Reader. Please, come quietly.

Reader: You blonde cock-gobbler!

Charlie: That's not nice.

Reader: You're really gonna fuck this up for me? Trust me, that squeaking bag of dick-tips has it coming. He's pure evil. Besides... Nobody's getting hurt.

[a dead body falls off an overhead building]

Reader: That guy was already up there when I got here.

#hazbin hotel 2024 #hazbin hotel imagine #hazbin hotel headcanon #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin hotel #hazbin lucifer #hazbin charlie #hazbin alastor #hazbin angel dust #hazbin husk #deadpool quotes #incorrect quotes #hazbin hotel insert #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes

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hanjisunglover · 3 months

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𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐍𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐓

content: rom-com, heroes and vigilant, love triangle into a poly relationship, delicate topics (su!cide), bad jokes (yo mama jokes).

pairing: 𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗮𝗻 han jisung x 𝗱𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗽𝗼𝗼𝗹 lee minho x f!reader

summary: You never forgot the antihero, deadpool, for taking your father away from you. You never forgot the hero, spiderman, to save your life from an attempt suicide. You forgive, but never forget.

author notes! ta-da! new mini series with my minsung ^^ can't wait to share with y'all the amazing result of this, some infos before y'all start. Deadpool doesn't have cancer, his face is not ruined due the experiments.

001. MUST BE FUNNY IN THE RICH MEN'S WORLD

002. 9 MM - CASSETTE EDITION

003. PRISON FOR LIFE

TAGLIST: CLOSED. @binnies-binna @ihrtlix @yeahsspider @p0eticjust1c3 @manuosorioh @hanjsquokka @boi-bi-ahaha @im-sinking-in-mud @weareapackofstrays @dprkbyn @cupidcures @i2nsstuff @xtegannoelx @lyramundana @catiuskaa @felinows @5starluvr @kpopsstuffs @xxstrayland @tiapatito202278ok

STARTED: 01.11.24

FINISHED: 04.07.24

#forgive but never forget series

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the-cat-and-the-birdie · 1 year

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Deadpool has no issues with casualties and Black Cat has no issues with property damage so whenever the two of them go out with Spiderman on patrol, they like obliterate wherever they are

There’d be blood everywhere and a burning building in the back on the verge of collapse and they’d still look at Peter like

#felicia hardy #peter parker #spiderman #marvel #peterfel #spideycat #marvel comics #spider man #wade wilson x peter parker #wade wilson #deadpool #spideypool #spiderpool #Felicia hardy x Peter Parker #peter parker x felicia hardy #marvel headcanons

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stevesbipanic · 1 year

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Ok I of course as many people are, in love with Steve as Spiderman. Now lots of people have made Eddie Venom and yes this is very cool and everything, but picture this.

Eddie as Deadpool.

He's got the dramatics and sarcasm down pat, and if Eddie does come back from the dead then Deadpools immortality would be on point.

Plus, Spideypool making a comeback.

#steddie #spideypool #steve spidey #steve spiderman #eddie deadpool #stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #headcanon #steddie au

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paranormal-pajama-phantom · 1 year

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Deadpool's reaction to seeing his s/o's head getting sliced off while captured but then the real s/o is standing behind him as they somehow escaped saying that's a clone because the villain was trying to fuck with his head.

oh dang this is actually a super good idea 0_0

At first he would try to play it off like he knew the whole time because he doesn't want to show the fact that he was completely terrified

He would probably laugh a little before breaking down

It just shed light to the fact that you might die one day and there's not much he can do to stop it

He will absolutely slaughter that villain by the way...

It definitely makes him realize just how precious your life is

When he first sees the S/O imposter's head getting sliced off his first reaction would probably be kinda, chill

like he's so used to seeing heads getting sliced off

but then he realizes who head it was and he'll start shouting your name

probably won't actually believe its you till you prove it

Will be shaking for hours afterwards

Come back soon! 💌

#Guess who's back <3 #giving our boy wade some trauma #writing requests #marvel #marvel fanfiction #marvel fic #marvel headcanons #deadpool #deadpool x male reader #deadpool headcanons #deadpool x reader #x reader #x gn reader #wade wilson #wade wilson x reader

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montimer · 10 months

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Deadpool x artist!reader

Gn!reader

Warnings: none

He loves you so much! Hes s/o is an artist!

He will want you to draw him. He would do silly poses.

He will keep on asking if ur done

And when you are done,he will jump and clap his hands.

If you let him he will keep it

He would like to see ur sketch book if you have one.

If there are drawings of him,he would be so happy. He will steal some of it

He will watch you draw. Putting his head on ur shoulder.

He would like to color some of ur drawings. You might have to teach him how to shade and not go out of the line. But he would never ruin any of ur drawings.

He wants you to draw him and you holding hands.

He will always compliment ur art. Even if you don't like some. He would want to keep those too.

Ya know how he draws a little? Well he wants you to teach him how to do better. He likes how he draws,but that would mean more quality time!

#deadpool x reader #deadpool #deadpool x gn reader #hc's #headcanons

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manicpixiemeatboy · 8 months

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