#dean and cas are so confused

[arabella-s-arts]

Scenes/Things in Supernatural that genuinely don't make sense to me if Dean was straight:

The confession booth scene.

Sam just rolling with the fact that Dean's siren is a guy while still thinking sirens infect people through sex.

Dean being flustered by several men: Gunner Lawless, Aaron, Doctor Sexy, etc.

All the parallels between Destiel and other couples. (A big one being "last night on Earth" bc how do you do that accidentally.)

Having all the gay jokes be on Dean instead of Sam.

Paralleling Sam meeting his childhood celebrity crush with Dean meeting Gunner Lawless.

The boner Dean got when Cas cleaned up.

Dean gulping after Cas does an impression from a Western movie.

Charlie, a lesbian, calling Castiel "dreamy."

The way Mary looks at Dean and Cas when they hug.

Dean wondering why everyone assumes he's gay, while Sam not caring.

The logic that Charlie can't flirt with guys because she's only attracted to women, but then having Dean flirt with the guy for her.

Dean seeming disappointed when learning that Aaron's flirting was fake.

The amount of time Dean and Cas spend staring at each other.

Dean canonically having an orgy with Crowley.

A woman saying that she knows when someone's pining for someone else to Dean, just for us to learn that Dean was never in love with Amara.

The set design and script choices that lead to a cross in the background while Dean said "I do." to Cas after he came back to life.

#i'm not even trying to prove a point #I'm just genuinely confused as to what the heck these scenes were supposed to be if dean is not bi #the fact that dean was the best written bi character who struggles with internalized homophobia I have ever seen and it was an accident #insane #dean and cas had the best relationship development I have ever seen #destiel #deancas #dean winchester #dean is bi #bi dean #bi dean winchester #they did my son so dirty #he grew so much over the seasons #without his dad around to force toxic masculinity #they let him be dorky #goofy #geeky #good at cooking #but didn't let him be bi #i will be adding more to the list #the title is a bit of a hyperbole #some of these do make sense with Dean being straight #but they're honestly pushing it

[beatsheetromanroy]

body swap episode let’s go!!! it’s a cursed object or some nasty, powerful spellwork. it zaps rowena, dean, and cas who are all in the same room together. rowena becomes dean, cas becomes rowena, dean becomes cas. jack walks into the room and with the ability to see people’s souls, recognizes everyone immediately. poor sam now has to see the woman he has feelings for in the body of his brother and he’s NOT having a good time!! rowena in dean is all loose, confident, flirty, she charms cas in her own body which drives sam and dean INSANE (for totally different reasons obviously.) it would be so fun to see rowena-cas stiff, serious, and genuine. cas realizes the deep attachment he’s grown to his body. dean’s freaking out about the possibility of needing to pee or take a shower. “I’m not gonna look at some other dude’s junk, that’s not cool!” meanwhile cas informs him that he won’t need to, “there’s enough grace left over in my vessel that will eliminate the need for bodily functions” forcing dean to act disappointed “oh, good” (he says lying) while he tries to actively avoid feeling up cas’ pecs.

#i need to rewrite this so it’s not a horribly confusing run on sentence of a paragraph #HOWEVER #do you see my vision…. #spn #this episode is about performance it’s about love it’s about mirrors #i don’t think rowena would be that bothered. i think she’d just stir up chaos #supernatural #dean winchester #cas #rowena macleod #deancas #destiel #samwena #derryth.txt

[isa-belle1367]

Dean gets drunk and goes into excruciating detail about Cas

Dean to Sam: the way that I would let this man *extremely long censorship noise*

Cas, who is in the other room and can hear everything: 😦😰😰

Sam, who is used to deans drunk rants: yeah, sure, Dean. Idk if he can bend like that tho, but you can try.

#just imagine #cas doing that slow head turn #like “IM DOING WHAT IN WHERE?!” #he would be so confused #supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #castiel #destiel

[ormakeasaintofme]

okay i am going to say it. it has been three years of "i can't believe they made The Night We Met the song of the day" and "oh god he literally had all and then most of him some and now none of him" and not one fic on ao3 that i can find where dean and cas both get flung back in time to the barn in 2008. where is it. where is the fic about them going back to the night they met

#and then making out and REALLY confusing bobby before getting dragged back to 2020 eventually presumably #full-on time travel rewrite s4 onwards with post-confession dean & cas would also be A+ but that seems like a much bigger ask #so i'm less surprised it doesn't exist. but where are the 15x18 → 4x01 10k+ destiel oneshots i ask you #spn #destiel

[hauntedpearl]

logically i know that dean stopped going out and hooking up with people so much in the later seasons because a) the writers didn't want to write that and b) dean was having a *nick nelson voice* proper full-on gay crisis. but like. it WOULD be funny if he really was trying to hook up with people but cas just kept cockblocking him in the most bizarre ways. extra points if cas showed up at the bar and flirted his way into having sex with dean's prospects in his place just so dean wouldn't. like dean leaves for a moment to get another beer or something and cas just materializes out of nowhere and is like I Would Like To Have Sexual Relations With You and because he looks Like That™ the women are like. Okay! Sure! and when dean gets back they're gone and he's too drunk to find someone else so he just goes back to the motel and falls asleep.

#meanwhile cas is banging the women in the backseat of the impala #his logic is very confused but it gets the job done so he doesn't question it! #also!! dean's like!! IDK WHAT'S WRONG MAN!! MAYBE IM CURSED #and sam is like lnao you're not cursed you're just old and ugly hahahah #cas meanwhile is like. Dean. These Women Do Not Deserve You. and dean's all 🫣😳😯😳🫢 thanks cas #anyway. REGARDING LAST REBLOG LMAO #doe is talking again #THIS IS A CRACK POST DON'T FUCKING @ ME WITH Y'ALLS LOGIC/CANON/whatever #destiel #cas fucks agenda?

[drulalovescas]

Garth was so right to name his son Castiel. They're the same picture 😭

#castiel #supernatural au where cas gets to meet his namesake #and Garth finds out that theyre coming for a visit and so he dresses little Cas up like big Cas as a surprise #and Cas is so confused and asks: #Dean why is the baby dressed like me? #And Dean laughs hysterically #spn s15e7 #spn s15e10

[highfunctioningflailgirl]

Uhm... what?

#dean is so patient with poor confused cas #spn #7x23 #survival of the fittest #supernatural #dean winchester #jensen ackles #castiel #misha collins #winchester woes

[wigglebox]

i stg if this prequel confirms that dean is in fact not in heave and is in the empty or some other kind of limbo space i’m going to scream bc it’s probably the only time in my entire life that manifesting something for years will pay off for me and the others who speculated since the finale aired that he was not in heaven at all and the story wasn’t over. 

#it was part of my chuck won flavor #some chuck won folk till believed dean was in heaven #i was not that kinda person i hated the idea of him being in heaven and there were too many OFF things #and i didn't want cas to show his face in 'heaven' because if chuck won #i didn't want cas to ever be a confusing thing for dean #like if chuck could just replicate cas who is a beacon of truth and reality for dean and lives off of the narrative #that would make it so dean could never truly trust that he was looking and interacting with the real ca #*cas #and given how anti-chuck-narrative cas as a character is #it would be weird for the narrative to dupe him so easily #THEREFORE #I NEED DEAN #ROWEAN AND CROWLEY PROBABLY MAYBE #EVERYONE everyone would be in the empty #and everyone would be awake #help #spnwin spoilers #spnwin spec #chuck won

[castieldelamancha]

castiel trying to awkwardly sing to dean after he has a nightmare because he has seen humans do that

#dean trying not laugh his ass off #destiel #that's ficlet material all right #i mean dean is so confused he stops thinking about his nightmare #the mental image is so funny to me #dean there stiff as a board the little spoon like 😳🤨 #and cas just singing an off key redention of you are my sunshine #dean ends up crying #who knows if out of emotion or out of despair

[bisaster-energy]

okay what you have to understand is that while against the kitchen floor is a dean song...willard! has cas written all over it

#guess who really started listening to will wood 😳 #like just listen to me ok hear me out... #i dont owe u my heart or my body but shit i do fuckin owe u and im so sorry that i cannot be good as u are #the irony of dean not thinking of himself as human as cas learned to be is not lost on me #and even tho he fucks up constantly he cant bring himself to want cas to end their relationship (wtv it may be) #apologizing for the way he is bc tbh if dean never figures out how he feels simply because he himself doesn't know #what he wants he probably would end up just giving cas.his body because he owes him something and #he cant figure out what he can possibly give in the face of that all consuming frankly terrifying love #ahem. onto willard #ik i said cas knows how to be human but that's in dean's eyes. cas doesn't get being human at all even tho he does (?) #like his homeless/steve arc he cant get a grasp on how humans do all the things they do and live they way they live #the beginning of the song he talks about not being able to step on ants and crying for moths #now that could be cas talking about actual insect but ALSO humans! bc he's learned to care!! #but yea if cas had some sort of animal he saw every now and then while on the street? a cat or a rat etc that's how i envision #him with this song #he himself has been stepped on so many times! it started to feel like his place! not truly part of the winchesters not truly angel #just cas now... #is there room for me in your cage whether that be earth or a real rat he feels he understands #it's confusing for him to connect! never learned what to feel from childhood like humans do! #he was thrown into the deep end #they call me crazy but their words all seem made up to me -> honeybee cas fr #also i can see steve bringing a little creature into the gas n sip his own little guy #also the peace vs freedom thing. animals are put in cages. humans locked in heaven. #and cas has achieved free will but he has to wrestle with whether it's better to be content or break chains #you might seem behind bars but friend this cage is inside out! dean and sam are trapped in this destiny #but they both say fuck it !! but heaven wasn't just a cage to humans it's a cage for angels too #yeah ur fate is fucked but at keast you had a fate to change yknow. cas didn't just change his story #he didn't have one so he literally wrote it #i can't listen to this song without thinking about cas human hungry and alone #it's AWFUL out here socrates. it's DANGEROUS out here socrates. it's lonely out here socrates 🤡🤡🤡

[lesbianjackkline]

supernatural was soooo sick for directly paralleling dean taking his grief for cas, out on jack, with john taking his grief for mary, out on sam and dean. like what the fuck was up with that??

#you can’t look at your son(s) because they just remind you of your dead loved one #it’s not what cas/mary would want but they’re not here and it’s an endless cycle of horror #like it’s soooo fucked and i’m eating it up eagerly #also it’s sooo confusing #like if you don’t want ppl go see deancas that way why write them that way?? #why parallel them to romantic couples multiple times #including johnmary like the BIG one holy shit #supernatural wins most confusing show of all time fr #but i love her and i’ll eat up that shit no matter how confusing imao #also jackkkkkl!!! my beloved <3 #spn giving me cas who was one of my first blorbos and now it gives me jack #who’s literally a mini cas #(and a mini dean hehe) #i love him dearly!!! <3333 #imagine just being born and both your parents are dead like he is soooo tragic #like he killed kelly being born and he accidentally got cas killed and dean hates him for it oughhhh #that one post that’s like ‘cas told jack abt dean before he was born so jack immediately loved dean and doesn’t understand why dean doesn’t #love him back’ or something. im paraphrasing imao #oughh it’s so heartbreaking #my baby boy 🥺😵‍💫 #also his grief over cas waking him up in the empty #that’s love bitch! #mia shifting into kelly so jack can say goodbye properly made me WEEP #just him fr fr #jack kline character of all time #ppl who say don’t watch the later seasons are wrong bc yeah okay the later seasons get weird but also they have charlie and kevin and garth #and my sweet baby jack #you miss out on some good shit™️ #it’s funny how charlie garth and kevin were all introduced in s7 and i don’t like s7 aside from them and a few other bits #mainly bobby’s death bc that shit hurts™️

[found--family]

why is there no fic of accountant!cas helping dean with his taxes?

#destiel #dean who's never earned enough to have to declare tax bc he only ever did cash inhand odd jobs #handyman and mechanic work and bartending etc. #but now he settled down and has a real job with a bank account and he's above the threshold #and sam pointed out he had to do his taxes now and dean was like WHAT and freaking out bc the deadline is days away #cue dean showing up flustered and desperate and confused to (stranger) cas' office in search of help #cue cas unable to deny dean help despite being very busy already bc dean seems so earnest #and cas is sick of dealing with dodgy tax evaders so yes he'll help dean #cue a long couple nights of pouring over dean's loose receipts and emails and bank accounts #together bc cas needs dean to help add context and decipher everything #all this to say they bond and at the end of it not only is dean's tax done but #but he also got a friend or date out of it #and cas id a godsend taxwise but dean learned he'd rather be a gardener or raise bees #i'm having lots of thoughts on this #thoughts #fic fodder

[sunglassesmish]

*runs around throwing destiel checkmarks everywhere* :D

oh my god!!!! you are so amazing 😭😭😭💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

#dean-you-assbutt-cas-loves-you #ask #i was so confused and then i saw the notification said you sent me a gift and i was like AAHHHHHHHHH #THANK YOU!!!!!

[stupidlilheadtilt]

What what what what what what what what what

#IM SO CONFUSED #supernatural #spn #dean winchester #jensen ackles #destiel #cas #deancas #the winchesters #castiel #spn prequel

[manichewitz]

my hottest of hot supernatural hot takes is that i don't even consider cas's love confession canon because in my mind dean and cas have been canonically and lovingly suckin and fuckin since at least season 5. it was just happening offscreen

#whenever i see ppl talking about it like it was actually the first time cas said it i get so confused #im always like wait but dean and cas have already said i love you to each other hundreds of times we just didnt see it #wdym love confession they've been partners for ten years #those guys are married #also wait til yall hear that i consider each showrunner's era of spn to be a different canon anyway and not one connected canon story... #but we're not ready for that conversation #spn #supernatural #destiel #deancas #casdean #dean winchester #castiel #spn 15x18 #kripke era #alex talks #spn rewatch

[adammilligan]

i do think supernatural is one of those shows where you can't really properly analyze it as a whole until you've seen all fifteen seasons but that being said. you only need to watch one episode to know it's bad

#i've SEEN the newer fans that formed in the wake of 15x18 who refuse to watch any episodes that aren't dean and cas centric #and there are some who haven't watched the show at all in any capacity and it's like. girl you gotta experience the cringe #how are you a fan of the media if you've never even see the media....... #it just confuses me mostly! i don't get it. like love for whatever characters aside you can't really get around the fact that #this show has always been about dean and sam. always! like that's just because of the dudebros sitting in that writing room #going uehehehehehe codependent brothers #but like. regardless. it's why 15x20 made sense for them to come up with as an ending even though it sucked so much ass #because the focus of the show was still dean and sam. and they accomplished that in the worst way possible but still #though really the show eventually shifted from the dean and sam show to the dean show. but i digress #quite frankly if you refuse to watch entire parts of the show you ARE kind of missing. the point of it all #but also it's not really that deep. it's just a bad show lmao #kate rambles