#dean is trans and thinks hes very funny

[universalsatan]

can’t tell if i’m confusing wanting to look like almost stereotypically macho men or just being wildly attracted to them. or both i guess

#i mean i always used to say bi dilemma but im realizing this is mostly just gay now godbless. trans rights #for context. im thinking like. young harrison ford (i Know.; the reason im saying this is i remember Both my mom and dad acknowledging him #as the og Macho Man™️) and because it crossed my dash. jackles. but not really young jackles like s1 dean but matured jackles like more rece #it’s funny cause in practice. the person ive been pursuing (while Also an idiot. maybe i should just accept myself as morosexual at this #point) is actually. very effeminate HAHAHDHAHSJDHSJ #to the extent that my mom has thought he was gay in the past. i was talking about him to my sister and she asked if he was gay LMAO #which is hilarious because as far as i know (and ive known him for… almost 6 years ig? pined for almost 5). i’m Only aware that hes had a #crush on a girl ages ago. but this was also thru a secondhand source we’ve never actually talked about that #we probably should but we’re both idiots i have no idea how it’d be brought up #but in terms of effeminate. hm. he’s actually Really tall maybe over 6ft? and he Can have a deep voice. i think he can sing bass? but he #actually speaks in a higher register. god i wonder if he’s doing the opposite of me. who’s always consciously deepend my voice LMAO #he’s a HUGE plant enthusiast. HUGE. i dont Think he’s ND (or at least he doesn’t from what i can tell. I get vibes) but he straight up has a #plant fixation. knows so much about care. when he worked in greenhouses he learned the latin names for a good portion of them. i know this #isnt exactly ‘effeminate’ but he does all the gardening. oh and to add to it ig. i dont know HOW. he was NOT. irked by gore and blood??? #when i explained to him what my potential job as a crime scene cleaner could entail??? but he cannot STAND bugs. he FREAJED OUT (over text) #at the mention of a spider. so of course. me being the 8yo boy with a playground crush. proceeded to tell him all my Fun Spider Encounters #lets see i think he also really loves to bake? ive seen these elaborate cakes (tp roll for covid. a fish) he’s made on insta. and there was #that one time he brought me those three most MOIST chocolate cupcakes with raspberry buttercream icing. i deadass ASCENDED to heaven. #food IS the way to a man’s heart btw. #oh yeah and the fact that i met him in the first place — well. i play oboe in ensembles. and he’s flute/piccolo. yeaHAHSHAHSHH #LMAO remembering that while he doesnt keysmash (i’ve started to around him. it’s mostly emojis bless his heart) he deadass called me ‘hun’ #oh and the best part? i couldnt think kf what to watch. and he’s over here saying he doesnt watch ANYTHING. like bro how do u NOT. listen to #any music past 1900. OR OPERA EITHER. and NOT have any favorite movies/shows??? wh??? like. he deadass was like ‘unless [gardening channel #on youtube] counts’ like girl i am so in love #but yeah i was literally sitting there sounding like a pretentious film nerd bro i cant fuckin believe it. but i FINALLY wriggle it out of #him. because apparently he cant concentrate on most movies (valid.). the ones he CAN are cheesy chick flick comedies #saying that he can recite 90% of mean girls. thats his favorite movie #and he also mentioned like. legally blonde #and i have a feeling he almost was avoiding it in case i would judge him or whatever but ngl i honestly fell harder HAHSHSJAJDJAJ #fuck 30 tags but let’s just say. very effeminate compared to me. a full on Dad

[bugsonthemind]

Worm characters rated on how funny I think it'd be if they were trans:

Taylor: 2/5. Neither particularly funny nor unfunny. Just sort of neutral. She fits the bill for a stereotypical east coast white transfem with a stick figure build, but there's not much of a punchline.

Brian: 0/5. Almost any way you slice it this is kinda sad. Either "transfemme continually overcompensates by trying to be as masculine as possible in a way that never really can or will satisfy her" or "transmasc overcompensates into masculinity to maximize stealth even if it's harmful to him."

Lisa: 3/5. This is also fairly neutral in terms of funniness. But the idea of her being stealth is not entirely implausible to me. 4/5 if you subscribe to the "blonde hair is actually a wig" theory tbh.

Alec: 2/5. Too obvious, too easy. That said, scumbag transvestite is pretty funny as a punchline.

Rachel: 4/5 in basically any way you interpret this. But critically, Rachel does not know what a trans person is. If you called her transgender person she'd think you were trying to insult her until you carefully explained what those things meant and then she'd be like, "Well, I guess I am. But I don't know why you'd need a word for that. I just wear what I want." She's accidentally achieved gender nirvana.

Aisha: 2/5. Again, I think this is too obvious! She already has scumbag transvestite vibes.

Colin: 2/5 normally, but 4/5 if the transition happens during the Armsmaster / Defiant career change. "What do you mean? Obviously Defiant is a totally different person from Armsmaster, she's a woman and Armsmaster was a man!"

Dragon: 4/5. Has the same approximate funny value as SHODAN, GLADOS, or AM being trans, but slightly knocked down by her not being particularly evil. That said if Colin is also trans in this scenario, then we could imagine some kind of weird double force-femme scenario where Colin is reprogramming her to be more free in her gender while she rebuilds Colin's body into something more fitting and suddnely I think I hauve COVID.

Dennis: 5/5. If Dennis was transfem she would make indefinite puns about her chosen hero name. She would lean into it constantly I think. Very funny to think about.

Chris: 3/5. ADHD transgender failgirls / failboys will always rank well with me.

Dean: 4/5. Closeted the whole time he's with Victoria is a pretty funny scenario here. Gradually bringing up transgender people and then watching her aura very closely.

Missy: 1/5 Again, we're looking more at a "this is deeply depressing" scenario than "this is funny." "Why would I medically transition? Odds are pretty good that I'm not making it past puberty anyways."

Sophia: 0/5. Just not much here to go on tbh! Not funny!

Sveta: 4/5. Vial gives her the body she always wanted -> she gets confused and thinks she's supposed to be a man, so she transitions again -> she realizes that she's a woman again and de / retransitions. Just a comedy of gender errors.

Amy: 1/5. Eh is all I have for this.

Victoria: 2/5. Any implication in this descends more into a territory I would call creeping dread regardless of how funny it is.

Bakuda: 4/5. Pretty solid Unabomber-style "could transitioning have made her worse?" punchline.

Manton: 3/5. Insane cannibalistic transfem projecting her ideal, ripped, indefinitely strong, statuesque body into physical reality to hunt down her prey and I think I hauve COVID again. 4/5 if the Siberian also hangs schlong tbh. Just makes the whole image more comedic.

Riley: 5/5. "I transitioned at ten, but then later removed my own ovaries that I grew for myself for unrelated reasons."

#wormblr

[rickktish]

Today my mom and I finished the 90’s superman TV show Lois and Clark and it’s a really great series and I think every superman fan ever should watch it because Henry Cavill has nothing on Dean Cain, but that’s not actually what this post is about. This post is about the fact that in a pre-Superboy Jon Kent world, the central arc of Clark Kent’s character was that he wanted a family of his own, and this culminates in (spoilers) the last episode being centered on the question of what to do about having kids since Clark’s biology is not compatible with humans’ for making babies, and my anthropology major brain couldn’t not analyze this through a gender/sexuality lens since I took a class all about the cultural impact of gender and media portrayals of it.

Here’s the thing: in the vast majority of media (I almost said western media but then I thought about it more and I think it’s actually pretty darn universal) infertility is a female plotline. It’s one of the few plots that is inherently feminine in nature because for so much of history we’ve viewed infertility as a woman’s concern. If a man and a woman can’t have a child, after all, it must be something wrong with her, right? (Ha. Ha. Ha. It’s not funny, actually.) But this means that this silly little superman show from the 90’s is portraying an infertility plot line, but the problem isn’t the female character’s fertility, it’s her husband’s. Except that since fertility is an “inherently” feminine plot line, we get almost no emotional impact of this news on Clark himself. Lois, after all, is the one who spent the second to last episode going through the question of whether or not she’s ready to have children and deciding that she is. It could perhaps be argued that this is because Clark has been ready for a while, because a family is all that he wants, but I think it’s also because the question of a working woman choosing to have a child is, culturally speaking, a very different question to a man choosing to have a child, and has been since women became acceptable in the work place.

Here’s my point though: Clark gets the news that he can’t reproduce with Lois, goes to talk to her, and ends up holding her as she mourns this loss of something they were hoping for. She doesn’t comfort him, except by coming up with actions they can take to try to get around their incompatible biology. Lois is the one who gets to mourn, while Clark continues to emphasize that they will be okay no matter what because they love each other. And all I could think about watching this was how removed Clark was from his own fertility. How completely separated he was from it. Because in spite of the issue being his fertility and not hers, Lois is the one who gets to have an emotional arc about it, because she is the woman in the story.

One of the solutions they come up with is to ask Lois’s father, who (in rare fashion) is not a general but instead a handy-dandy generalized “scientist,” to see if there’s anything he can come up with for them. In order to do so, though, they need to reveal to him that Clark is Superman. The whole scene where they’re trying to figure out how to tell him feels a little bit queer, because I can see a modern writer turning everything from it into a trans reveal instead of a secret identity, but that’s a little beside the point. The point is that still, at no point does Clark seem distressed for himself, but instead for how Lois feels about all this— up to and including the point about her mother’s lack of maturity meaning that she doesn’t feel safe telling her they’re trying to have a baby or that they’re facing infertility.

And from all this, somehow all I can think of is how far we’ve culturally removed men from power over their own fertility. It feels like the only things that get discussed on the news or in shows, up to and including the abortion issue, is women’s fertility. We rarely talk about giving men education about and control over their fertility, only women. Women’s bodies, women’s rights, but what about the fact that the men don’t seem to be attached enough to their own fertility to know or even consider what they can do to control it for themselves? I actually wonder if the requirement (historical or present, depending on where you live) for women to get permission from their husbands to get their tubes tied has more to do with men’s fertility than with their wives’, because in some ways it seems that the only control a man is offered over his own fertility in our culture is by exerting control over his wife. There’s an alienation between men and their ability to procreate that honestly baffles me now that I’ve thought about it. It’s separated from them by their relationship with their partner’s body, and I wonder if somehow giving men more control over their own fertility, and educating them about it and how they can reclaim it from where it has been outsourced to another body, might be a positive step. I wonder if our cultural disconnect between fathers and children might take a few steps if men were taught to view their reproductive systems as more than just pleasure centers, as a part of their personal fertility.

I don’t really know where I’m going with this, I think there’s more to be explored with this idea but I’m not fully prepared to go on the biological tangent with it yet so I think I’m going to leave it at that. I just. What would it take for men to reclaim their own fertility from where it has been culturally outsourced to women’s bodies?

#insert legally blonde joke here #something something masturbatory emissions as reckless abandonment #dc #superman #clark kent #lois lane #lois and clark #lois and clark tv show #clois #fertility #tw: abortion #abortion mention #tw fertility #discussion of fertility #tw sex mention #tw infertility #infertility #rick's originals #rick's rambles #anthropology #gender and sexuality

[quietwingsinthesky]

8 and 16 for the choose violence ask

8. Common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about.

That Dean would return Cas’s love confession

Okay no actually you know what. I’m gonna talk about that. Maybe it’s just me being deep in Aro!Dean land, but I’m not seeing it. I’m not seeing at any point in the show where Dean loved Castiel. And I’ve been looking, I swear, but I’m. There’s no destiel on my screen. There is a lot more sastiel than I remember but there’s no destiel happening on my screen! There IS a lot of Castiel clearly having Problems and Issues and Angst about dean, and. Zero doubt here there that that angel wants to fuck him. But I honestly can’t imagine any happy ending for dean that revolves solely or even mostly around a romantic attachment. That man is hardwired for family being the most important thing to him, and I love that. Aro!Dean wins again.

Other notable things include: headcanoning Sam as not queer/trans because he’s too boring. Talked about that. Weird fucking opinion to have. That Gabriel is not exactly as fucked up as the other archangels, especially when presenting sabriel as the Good Sam Ship as opposed to samifer. My dudes, did we not watch mystery spot, do the reading. Also. Also. Not acknowledging the really clear character degradation of Lucifer in the later seasons/attributing later seasons stuff to how he acts in s5, just a personal gripe because whatever, people can read him however they want, but I really feel like on a meta level you gotta talk about how these are Two Different Characters who just happen to have been jammed into the same character. Okay. I think that’s it.

16. You can’t understand why people like this thing (characterization, trope, headcanon, etc.)

I do not like coffee shops AUs. Actually, it’s more that im Extremely picky about AUs that aren’t canon divergence, and will drop them immediately the minute I feel like I’m no longer reading about the characters I like and am instead reading about Generic Guys who say funny quips and then kiss. Which is not a coffee shop au specific problem but the frequency with which that kind of au attracts that writing means I have kind of been turned off from ever reading them again.

if you are writing Sam into your coffee shop au and at some point he does not drop some insane backstory about the time he was kidnapped and forced to fight to the death with a bunch of other college kids, you have failed at writing this au and I am banishing you to the shadow realm /j

The other thing that I do not understand at all, and this extends into a problem with canon, I’m well aware, is how happily people will accept the idea that Castiel is rebellious/different from other angels because he was just Made Wrong. he’s too Broken to be like a real angel. that all the other angels are mindless drones and Castiel is the one good one who could learn about free will, usually justified with it being that “his love for dean is what makes him special”, but even outside of destiel circles, this kind of thing gets very annoying lmao.

And it’s just. That’s wrong. The show might have decided post-s8 that it believed this about Castiel but it’s False and Bad. I’m gesturing wildly at Uriel and Anna and Gabriel and Lucifer and Balthazar and Michael and shit what’s that one angel doing pinball I love them, them too, and Castiel is not special!!! He should not be special!!! All angels have the capacity for free will, they are living under a terrifying system of suppression that has stripped them of their ability to use it and has taught them that when an angel does something they disagree with, killing them is a mercy! (See: the implications of that one angel healer in s9 + Uriel and Cas being sent to kill Anna for falling in s4)

CASTIEL IS NOT SPECIAL. STOP SAYING HE IS SPECIAL. THE CRACK IN THE CHASSIS LINE IS BAD TO HOLD UP AS EVIDENCE OF HIM BEING UNIQUELY FLAWED.

ahem. sorry. i like the supernatural angels. i think making castiel into some separate special being who is the only one capable of rebelling and feeling love and etc does a massive disservice to the heaven storylines and angels as a whole. i think the show’s choice to never have another major angel character who wasn’t killed off quickly/made “too evil” to redeem was a bad decision and contributes to this view of cas as Different and The Good One.

#ask

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

So, I'll admit that I'm not the biggest fan of Community (I like it, but I don't love it), nor have I watched very much of it (some random full episodes and clip compilations they put on YouTube), and of the core cast Britta might be my least favorite specifically because I really dislike the "straw feminist/liberal rebel without a cause" character archetype, but I have to admit that she might be one of the best written and least offensive versions of that archetype because the writers clearly understand why the kind of person she is parodying is annoying.

See, the tropes Britta embodies are almost always used to belittle or minimize real activism and feminism. Characters who fit them almost always either make actual real good points that are implied by the narrative to be foolish, naive, or harmful, or they are making actual strawman arguments but are painted as accurately representing the entire movement thy parody.

Britta, however, is neither of these. What she is instead is a somewhat heightened but generally true to form depiction of a White Feminist™ who has never once examined her own biases or heard the word "intersectionality". When she is the butt of the joke, the point is almost always not the idea of activism, but the fact that she herself is so obviously bad at it.

A great example of this is this classic scene:

The butt of the joke here is not the concept of opposing animal cruelty, but that Britta finds it more offensive than racism.

Her approach to Abed's neurodivergence, and disability in general, is similar. Community has often been lauded for it's autistic representation, and I think it's worth noting that one of the ways that the representation is good is the way other characters, especially Britta, have a tendency to infantilize and patronize Abed and are almost always shown to be in the wrong and/or working under false premises. Again, in cases like these, the butt of the joke isn't disability activism, but the fact that Britta's conception of disability activism doesn't include disabled people.

Her approach to queerness is also like this, with the clearest example being her depiction of the Dean in her imagined season 7 in the finale. Her decision to make him a trans woman and the speech about "not [being] a joke anymore" the clarification that this is a "real thing" and the claim of "representing the trans community" is both a specific betrayal of every aspect of the Dean's complex relationship with gender, sexuality, and the highlighting of such (he has repeatedly refused to explicitly label his gender and sexuality because he doesn't like to be put in a box and there is at least one episode entirely about him not wanting to be the token sanitized queer) and a general demonstration of her inability to respect or admit the reality and validity of any queer identity other than binary trans person, gay person, and maybe bisexual. And, again, the implication of the scene is not "trans funny" or "nonconforming genders funny" but "lets all point and laugh at the idiot who is so small minded and dedicated to the idea of using the 'right' language while just remaking the gender binary that despite claiming to be an ally her attempt to demonstrate her allyship only leads to her explicitly misgendering and fundamentally demonstrating a disrespect for someone she has known for years because she refuses to acknowledge the infinite complexity of human gender and sexuality".

And the thing about Britta is that, unlike most straw feminist characters, there are actual people like her, and many of them are on tumblr right now sending anon hate to gay people for using what they refer to as "the q-slur".

And yes, that's right, I did just write a multi-paragraph character analysis for a character I don't really care about from a show I don't really watch purely as a preamble to probably the coldest take anyone has ever had on this website.

#literary analysis #lit crit #community #my writing #I guess #the fact that I wrote this is probably a good sign #it means my executive dysfunction knows I'm getting close to being a productive human again and is flailing around to stop me #Soon I might even clean something

[castielcommunism]

Yeah while i like transmasc dean for the very simple reason of. I am trans so. he is trans. i like this. , i agree that it works way better for cas than dean esp considering how angels are supposed to be genderless beings. Hes technically trans tbh just sayinggggg. Whats your take on trans cas and how that relates to his relationship with a human identity and his vessel

I think Cas has multiple conflicting feelings about being a man because like first of all, it was an accident. Jimmy Novak just happened to be the closest, most convenient vessel for him to inhabit. I think he thinks about that CONSTANTLY because it was a pure coincidence and, to use his own words, angels are agents of fate. but Cas experiences humanity as a masculine subject. he forms a bond with Dean as a man, this inscrutable human being who he has a difficult time understanding, but one who calls him dude and man and buddy. as Cas’s doubts grow, as his own unique experiences of the world form, so does his identity. Cas rebels not as an angel but as a man, and he suffers the consequences by being trapped in his vessel. and even as he learns that he has tried this rebellion thing dozens of times before, the one time it worked is when he, as a man, fell in love with another man. I think he finds real meaning in that even if it is, again, a coincidence.

and I think he also finds it hilarious that he “became” a man and grew attached to this part of his own nascent identity because it also makes it impossible (in his view, at least) to have a relationship with Dean. had he taken a female vessel instead would they be lovers by now? does Dean reject Cas because he’s Cas, or because he’s a man? It’s probably both, but the man thing definitely doesn’t help his case. Cas sealed his fate as a fallen angel and his tomb is the body of a man, and his punishment is that he cannot use that body to touch the man he loves. Cas thinks that’s hilarious! he’s such a cosmic fuck up he can’t even rebel correctly.

and finally I think Cas still views it separate from himself in a way. he is a perpetual foreigner on earth, inhabiting a vessel instead of being a person who exists fully in three dimensional space. gender is a specific lens through which he experiences the world, and while he has significant attachment to it and likes the way it feels, it’s still an extension of his self, like a tool.

so like Cas ultimately enjoys being a man, he doesn’t understand all the various demands masculinity imposes on him but he doesn’t generally find those troublesome because people still view him as a man even if he’s being a weirdo about it. he has a hard time understanding social rules in general anyway so like who cares. he thinks it’s funny that something that has become so centrally important to his identity happened by accident, and that that accident has (again, supposedly) barred him from being with the person he became a man for in the first place.

#cas.txt #asks #cas studies

[mommy-issues-haver]

if you weren't "born this way"...

then don't try and become it. truly. how many straight and bisexual women have fallen in love with men and wished that they didn't? i think we can see from this current discourse (excuse my language) that the answer is a lot. you're not a lesbian, that's ok. don’t try to be one “for the cause.”

aaaaaand that's where queer theorists come in to suggest you can, in fact, change your sexuality and gender identity throughout your life and even "choose lesbianism" (i will grant this remark by dean spade was somewhat facetious but it’s also just ridiculous and offensive. and i guess spade didn’t really choose lesbianism because they transitioned). this is not even an argument about whether or not you can transition or change sex -- that argument has been settled in the academic world for some time, so they have found a new entirely confounding concept to argue over: that the only thing that defines your identity is how you, the individual, feel in the moment, and that this means that trans medical "care" should be accessible for everyone, regardless of why or how long they've "felt trans."

here is a quote from Marie Draz's piece on why she believes the born this way narrative is "biologically determinist and ahistorical":

When Spade mocked [the born this way] narrative...a therapist told Spade that he was “really intellectualizing this” and that they needed to get to the “root” or the origin of why Spade felt that he needed chest reconstruction surgery. A therapist asked, “How long have you felt this way?” In response, Spade asked, “Does realness reside in the length of time a desire exists?”

first of all, how incredibly condescending and pompous of Spade to suggest that this metaphysical, academic, theoretical understanding of gender is more important than the gender therapist's clinically informed understanding. second, time DOES matter when it comes to elective cosmetic surgery that only has the potential to cause harm to your body.

my point here is to question why the born this way narrative is receiving this backlash in academia today. and I actually think there are a couple of reasons. first, academia is about the constant outflow of new work and new concepts. the world that queer theorists have constructed is not the real world. (which is funny, and you'd think they might get that of all people.) because the work builds upon itself, this rejection of the once-ubiquitous born this way narrative seems to be a natural continuation of trans theory and the mind/body dichotomy that has been reconstructed by queer theorists. the constant reach toward euphoria is ultimately something very religious in nature and not something that can be rooted in observable physical reality as homosexuality is. at any time one can "see the light" and become a convert, lured in by promises of euphoria and the satisfaction of a deep, internal longing that you didn't even know you had. to the true believers, this is a beautiful idea, and why wouldn't they want to share it?

the other reason i believe that they are now rejecting this narrative is that it is necessary to undermine the concept of biologically driven homosexuality because it doesn't fit in the narrative of sexuality tied to gender as something fluid and mutable as opposed to sex/genitalia. if someone is gay by nature, then they are attracted to same-sex genitalia and not the culturally created construct of one's gender. therefore being homosexual is not only a null category, but one that undermines the entire basis of present-day queer theory.

i just want to finish by saying it's truly laughable that through thousands of pages of dense, convoluted academic writing, queer theorists have returned to a mirror image of the conservative understanding of identity. i think that's just the result of faith-based ideology.

#radblr #radfem #radical feminist safe #radical feminist community #radical feminists please interact #radical feminism #radical feminists do touch #radical feminists please touch #radical feminst #lesbian radfems

[self-loathing-angel-of-thursday2]

Beautiful Spouse’s Rewatch Thoughts SPN 07x21 Reading is Fundamental

“Based on the achievements of scholastic excellence” “not just any excellence…scholastic” “holy shit it’s Kevin” “god he’s so young” “were they hammering the tablet apart?” while laughing ‘what the fuck dude” “now they’re laying into the jokes a little bit more” “It takes you out of the what you call it. The moment a bit” “he’s fucked anyway” “I’m not good at knowing what rocks are what” laughter

“She’s the really funny kind of bitchy. The way she plays the character” “Is that his sister or girlfriend?” “He addresses Dean. As the main character, he shall be addressed first” “can’t not smile. He’s fkn smiling” “that was fucked” then laughter

“What’s thorazine?” laughter

“What the fuck” while laughing

Laughter

“Out of context this is so funny” “that’s not good” “oh he fkn left it behind. Someone’s going to steal it” “getting fucked now. Go get your tablets” “you done fucked up. Should’ve put an AirTag on it” laughter

“The lighting on the ceiling is fantastic” “why would you want to button up your coat? Wouldn’t you want to take it off? It just gets in the way” “I don’t know if I’ve ever played that game” “definitely didn’t fit that nicely before” “what?” laughter

“He can’t keep a straight face. I couldn’t either to be honest” “Jesus Christ” “the eye effect was cool” laughter

“Wouldn’t that blow away Cas, too?” “that’s a lot of time” “It’s a Kevin tran. Advanced placement” “That’s actually a good line” laughter “what the hell” “wing nuts that’s funny. That’s good” “because they have wings and they’re a little nutty. That’s funny as fuck” “why are they always separating?” 

“That was quick” “do the other demons know they’re demons just by looking? They can’t hide in plain sight?” “Kevin’s reactions are perfect, dude” “who was the funniest angel in the garrison?” Uriel from a while ago

“And their wiggling butts’ “Is that blood or red paint?” laughter

“It’s so stupid” laughter

“Honesty honesty honesty” said in a chant

“I don’t understand why Meg is there. Is she supposed to be listening?” “What do you mean better?” “well ya know Michigan” “doesn’t that make you more light headed?” “I don’t think I’ve ever hyperventilated” “I’m a big truck” “that’s a really cool effect” “holy fuck. If this was real life, there’d be dead bodies in the street” “didn’t she just try to sell them out?” “very dramatic floor scratching” “it looks like they put up black lights or something. Look at Cas’s clothes” “slightly purplish blue light” “lost?” “that’s unfortunate” “I guess that’s one thing they never really answer. We bring an angel back at one point, but what happens when they’re all gone?”

We do talk about what happens with angels

“wait - we do?? I must have been more high that I remember”

“What the fuck” “Are they angels?” “what the fuck” “oh shit. That’s not good”

#beautifulspouserewatchesspn #supernatural rewatch #supernatural #supernatural s7

[boredstarboy]

John Winchester X Azazel headcannons

these are very normal and important headcannons from the wired little au me and some friends have. also grammar might be bad its like 1 am and i refuse to look at this in my drafts when i wake up

lovers to enemies to hate fucking, divorced and wired co parenting.

they were dating(+chuck but im ignoring him for now because i dont like him) back in the 60s-70s.

but they broke up(on decent to good terms depending who you ask) after chuck started getting a little too caught up in an idea he had for a book and azazel being needed in hell as time got closer to sam and dean being born.

thats when he started dating mary, who made him homophobie despite being bi

which means next time they saw each other was when sammy winchesty himself was 6 months old!!!!!!! WOOO CONGRATS ON BEING THE BOY KING OF HELL SAM!!!!!

this left john with very mixed feelings.

he doesnt do anything about these mixed feelings and they are part of the reason he ended up the way he did.

please go to therapy john

now. azazel is a bit of what the french would call a whore (complementary) and pansexual

this means azazel is stupid(/pos) and flirts with john all the fucking time

on a good day john might flirt back and they hate fuck

sometimes azazel is just around? because like as long as john doesnt have the colt wants the worse that can happen

like sam knows azazel before s1, and came out as trans to azazel before he came out to john around. azazel was an emergancy contact at school(after dean and bobby) around.(also yellow eyed sam is everything to me as of recent but hes not the focus here)

dean does not meet azazel till s1.

also azazel is the only reason john uses sams pronouns.

on this lighter note, azazel watches john sleep.

not in the cute destiel way.

in the i am outside your window way. 👁👁

john should be worried but isnt because at least he knows where azazel is and azazel isnt causing any worse harm.

once apon a time azazel fell into a fucking well.

it was a well of holy water with a devils trap on the roof of the well and a trap set by john.

this is how john found out about the holy water thing. azazel is pissed

john had to help him out of the well. it was romantic and awkward

azazel was soaking wet and not unlike a wet cat.

theres an awkward silence after he gets out and john awkwardly hands him a towel

azazel calls john "big guy" romantically

because john is 2 inches taller and i think its funny

they have never been married, but they are divorced and dating in the enemies way.

azazel went to johns wedding.

john will say the most violent thing and azazel will respond with "see you can be romantic when you try"

azazel tells john "i love you" in the most sarcastic disingenuous way possible

theres so much more i could add but im tired so its stopping here.

#all of this /srs #i dont how they consumed my mind #but ive been thinking about azazel falling into a well for at least 2 weeks #supernatural #spn #trans sam winchester #azazel #john winchester #johnazazel #johnzazel #jodzazel #spn headcanon #spn hcs #rare ship #im so normal #spn au

[lesbianmarrow]

ok i will make my post about legends of tomorrow 5.09 “zari not zari” now. i liked this episode :) introduces charlie’s scary sister and reveals that the other lady is also her sister! the main storyline is a lot more of plot stuff than character stuff which is less interesting to me but it’s engaging enough to watch so that’s fine. of course i adored the zari b-plot as well. zari meets zari! and the ending of this episode....oh boy what a gut punch. 

first off i thought it was soooo funny how they referenced supernatural and the legends went to where supernatural was filming. absurdly funny to me that sara is a spn fan and wants to fuck dean. it makes me wonder what tv or movie character ava wants to fuck, my guess would be carol from the movie carol but idk. also funny that neither charlie nor constantine are spn fans. i guess because their lives are already supernatural enough. the spn music cues in the score made me laugh. thanks blake neely and daniel james chan. when sara saw the dead spn production people and was like “if theyre dead then whos filming season 15???” it inevitably made me think of covid. though im sure that wasnt the intention at the time. 

charlie’s character has always felt like it was about queerness in textual and metaphorical ways and that is especially present here. even her choice to change her name to charlie and her sisters’ insistence on calling her clotho feels very trans. and charlie’s fear that she is just like her family, and sara’s reassurance that she is a legend because she chose to be one. and this idea of found family. very queer themes. i did find them a little on the cliche side but honestly i didnt really mind. its a good theme and its especially nice to see with a character who is textually bisexual. when sara is trying to strand the bone knife sister in the temporal zone and the bone knife sister is trying to drag sara along with her and charlie shows up and saves sara and cuts her sisters hand off....oh that was wonderful. and the look on sara’s face afterward is great as well. yay for found family and choosing your own destiny :) 

finally the zari reveal! love that it’s video games that does it LOL. i think it’s so fun how the scene where zari 2 meets zari 1 really shows the difference in how tala ashe plays both characters. truly girls who say hiii vs girls who say bruh. it’s so nice to see how zari 1 is so overjoyed and relieved to hear that her brother and parents are alive and they have a good life. and i like that zari 2 is made a bit insecure by discovering this past version of her, and worries that she’s somehow lesser. i just really like the identity discovery stuff with zari and i think the show is executing it well. 

what a bold and heartbreaking choice to have behrad killed while zari is on her totem trip. i thought the scene where we see zari crying and mourning was so moving. and i loved that she marched up to constantine and said this is YOUR fault and YOU have to help me fix this. it wasnt really said yet in this episode but i suspect that zari is going to be blaming herself for behrad’s death bc she would think about how she could have protected him if she had just not gone on her totem journey. and that might lead to her rejecting the idea of self-exploration altogether. right now she’s lashing out at constantine but i bet she’s gonna lash out at herself next. another thing i found interesting was how atropos (thats her name right?) was saying to behrad about how hes not supposed to be there and he had evaded fate and she was correcting the mistake. i guess thats about zari changing the timeline huh. will be interesting to see how that shakes out. 

oh i totally forgot about the mick & ava storyline lol. it was fine i guess. really funny that mick would take family relationship advice from ava who is a clone and did not have a family. not his smartest moment. but i like how ava is so supportive of him and just wants to help. i love that she volunteered to help him, the two of them are so different but she feels a kinship toward him. maybe because, just like her, he is a lot more complex than he first lets on. and also since ava never had a family of course she would want to help mick make amends with his. mick’s daughter seems fun and i will be interested in seeing how the relationship between the two of them progresses. when he was with her for halloween and she dressed up as captain cold.......ohhhhhhhh

#legends of tomorrow #legends charlie #sara lance #legends constantine #zari tomaz #zari tarazi #behrad tarazi #ava sharpe #syl posts

[plasmaspring]

Okay incomplete list of things that ended my fucking life tonight before I pass out

Homeless gospel choir is so much fun I need to listen to more of their music

Every other song he said “this is a protest song” so fucking funny

At the end of one of the songs one of the guitarists literally sat on her friend gayly

Frank iero tiny man incident

Thursday

Just all of Thursday

“This one is for the human rights of everyone in this room” &the trans rights shoutout

They/he Gerard incident

Seriously Geoff was having so much fun he is such a killer performer

Everyone around us was so nice and so helpful and so much fun

Sexual vacuum guy song

Vacuum guy rides the vacuum offstage like a horse

Ray toro stage wine in dainty glass (at least one category 5 milf moment during the show)

Mikey’s kids drawings on the amp

The little vial of red paint for Gerard to put up the 4th tally on the drum

Orchestral foundationa

Gerard’s Dracula costume was so fucking… like it was so high quality she and marina put their whole pussies into it

Candelabra

Screaming get up coward with thousands of people made me tear up

She put the cape over her face during foundations

She is the most beautiful woman alive

Ray toro smiles so big and wide and sweetly

They were all so happy to be up there smiling their hearts out

The energy in the room was infectious

Ray, Mikey, and Gerard all made eye contact with us at least twice and I cannot be sure but I believe in my heart that Gerard saw my open palm with “trans” written on it and smiled and Dean corroborates this and I can’t process that right now

I won’t go over every song because then I would be here forever but

Deathwish was the one thing I was saddest about missing from revenge night (apart from hang em high) and they played it SECOND I will avenge my ghost with every breath I take

Planetary Go with Dean shatterstar in the pit was fucking insane

Ray toro summertime solo ten feet from me I don’t care that she messed up a note she is perfect to ME

Boy division. Boy division

Boy division

Save yourself

Dedicating teenagers to their daughter was so fucking sweet and very funny after throwing it away last show

They literally did not stop like it was fucking. There was no time to recover it was just hit after hit

Mastas of Ravenkroft

I’m turning into some bats and rats and cats she got so cute with it WHILE DRESSED AS A VAMPIRE sucks her silly

Duct tape scars on my honey

Doing the destroya moans with Dean & Elle

Skipping sing after so many of us spent so long in the bathroom listening to them sound check it is so funny

I think it was during not okay but Ray went over to sing to his kids and it was the sweetest fucking thing I’ve ever seen these kids love watching their parents perform they love seeing their parents happy and being adored

Scarecrow fucks scarecrow ripped me apart

VAMPIRES

FAMOUS LAST WORDS RAY SOLO IN FRONT OF ME

Gerard is so fucking beautiful I want to kill myself

The dedication of ghost was super sweet

Ghost of you is a good ass song

Kids from yesterday Ray solo literally less than five feet from us, we managed to literally get to barricade right at the end and we got to see Ray fucking crush it right until the end of the show he is so so so unbelievably talented and I hope he could tell how much I fucking adore him by the way I was screaming his name

Mikey carrying his daughter around after everyone else had left the stage beaming so we could wave to her

Callie caught the set list so I got pictures!

There’s literally so much more and so much from before the show and from the first show that like I want burned into my brain forever but I’m about to pass out!!! Jesus Christ the people who love this band are so fucking special I have never felt so welcomed by literally everyone in a space.

I’m never going to forget this 💖

#my show 2

[according-to-the-laura]

StackedNatural Day 165: 2x19, 13x20

StackedNatural Masterpost: [x]

April 26, 2022

2x19: Folsom Prison Blues

Written by: John Shiban

Directed by: Mike Rohl

Original air date: April 26, 2007

Plot Synopsis:

Sam and Dean allow themselves to be arrested in order to investigate a series of murders inside a penitentiary. However things get complicated when FBI agent Henricksen shows up to take over their case.

Features:

Dean’s Blue Steel, Victor Henriksen returns with a list of charges, Dean being unsettlingly comfortable with prison life, the ghost of an evil nurse, breaking out of prison, Sam and Dean getting their asses saved by a very cool lawyer. 

My Thoughts:

This is such a fun episode. I didn’t take too many notes because I was having a good time just watching. I always love an undercover episode, especially in the early seasons when they were too young to just go the FBI route every single time. I like that this is the last time we see Henriksen in Stacked too, not his death. 

Despite Sam making fun of Dean for fitting in too well, they honestly both work so well in the situation. Dean can blend in with any crowd and is great at hustling poker, and Sam is friendly enough that he can make friends with Randall enough to get the info that they need. 

I like a case where they’re trapped with the danger - if they were anywhere else, they could get a motel room and leave a haunted space while they figure out what’s going on, but they have to think on their feet with this one. Also, this ghost looks genuinely scary and the special effects are great. 

I loved Henriksen’s whole plot, and I wish we’d gotten more episodes on it. Having there be real-world, extremely dangerous consequences to their actions ups the stakes of whatever cover they use day-to-day. Plus, it’s fun to listen to the ever-growing list of charges against them. 

Notable Lines:

“You think you’re funny.” “I think I’m adorable.”

“This is, without a doubt, the dumbest, craziest thing we've ever done. And that's in a long, storied career of dumb and crazy.”

“Just because these people are in jail, doesn't mean they deserve to die.”

Laura’s (completely subjective) Episode Rating: 8.9

IMdB Rating: 8.7

13x20: Unfinished Business

Written by: Meredith Glynn

Directed by: Richard Speight Jr.

Original air date: April 26, 2018

Plot Synopsis:

Gabriel is back and drags Dean and Sam into his plot for revenge on the demigods who sold him to Asmodeus. Meanwhile, Jack's growing confidence leads to reckless decisions that could put others in harm's way.

Features:

More Sabriel-bait, the Norse pantheon, Apocalypse-world Kevin Tran, the real Loki, Jack as one of Mary’s boys, Jack realizing he can’t save everyone, Gabriel keeping a promise.

My Thoughts:

This is kind of a weird episode that doesn’t track super well for me, and I think part of that is on purpose and part of it isn’t. As is common with Apocalypse World episodes, the A plot and B plot are almost entirely divorced from each other, even thematically. 

In terms of the Gabriel half of the episode, it was reasonably fun. The stylization didn’t really work for me, I’m assuming because I’ve never seen Kill Bill. The Sabriel-bait continues to be strong in this episode, which continues to be completely wild and unnecessary in a hilarious way. We’ve got Sam patching Gabriel up, checking in on him, paralleled with him in terms of torture suffering and revenge. And then for some reason Dean is the one who wants to hear stories of him fucking pornstars, which, whatever. The effects aren’t very good on the Norse pantheon, and they join the “just some guy” gang of antagonists that they didn’t have a very big budget for. Sleipnir looks like a Ken doll. I did like that Gabriel’s capture got explained, I was annoyed by that when he first got brought back. 

I have a grudge against Apocalypse World in general, but this arc isn’t as bad as many of the others. It makes sense that Jack needs to learn a lesson about tactics and strategy at this point in his development, and I really like any scenes between him and Mary. It makes Mary’s death more meaningful to see the relationship they had before he lost his soul, when she counted him as one of her boys. I love seeing him instinctively sheltering her in his wings.

I don’t like the alternate universe versions of characters generally, but Osric Chow kills it with his acting, and I do actually think this makes sense in terms of the character that we loved in the original timeline. He’s definitely my favourite of all the alternate-world characters that have appeared. 

I think the talk between Dean and Sam at the end of the episode was interesting, and it did explain Dean acting extremely annoying and stupid (safe to say this isn’t an episode for the Deangirls), but I wish we saw more of both of their trauma and ptsd in dealing with Michael and Lucifer again. Dean acting reckless and sidelining Sam makes sense in that context, but I want to see more emotional reactions now and then.  

Notable Lines:

“Hiya, handsome. You ready to die?”

“Face it, old friend, you're a joke. You're a failure. You live for pleasure. You stand for nothing. And in the end, that's exactly what you'll die for.” “You first.”

“I don't care what happens to me. I never really have. But I do care about what happens to my brother.”

Laura’s (completely subjective) Episode Rating: 8.1

IMdB Rating: 8.1

In Conclusion: I miss Cas :(

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[4usrhacidae]

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I tagged 192 of my posts in 2022

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#art - 31 posts

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Longest Tag: 124 characters

#i have a bunch of og posts (from march 2022 and prior) that arent tagged at all and ill go through and tag them another time

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

this show is so fucking funny. the winchesters are the only family ever that held the neurotypical child in a worse light than the very AutDHD one. “because i didn’t wanna bow-hunt or hustle pool because i wanted to go to school and live my life, which in our whacked-out family made me the freak.” like that’s hilarious. i just KNOW dean was getting a 60 or below in every class and his dad fucking loved him for it but sam gets straight As and Bs and his dad couldn’t give less of a shit. dean has never completed a piece of homework in his life but sam would always do his AND get it in on time and their dad discouraged sam’s way of thinking because he liked it better when they slacked off. dean’s only friends were other warriors cats kids and they were only friends for like a week because he was too weird even for them. sam made friends with or at least was acquainted with most of his classmates and that was seen as bad because he had less time to hunt monsters. literally magical.

6 notes - Posted July 10, 2022

#4

sorry for theaterposting but the the general impression i'm getting from the rtc fanbase is that not a lot of people like or agree with the idea of noel catfishing mischa but i for one am super on board with it. i think it's hilarious.

think of your high schools soundcloud rapper (there's at least one of them). you don't know him that well and he's got goofy ass rhymes and he's just a funny character. now imagine your school and town are small and insanely boring, and you're the only gay guy there. you're bored as fuck and one day on youtube you see one of this soundcloud rapper's videos in your recommended and you think "hey, wouldn't it be funny if i pretended to be a hot girl and trolled this guy?" so you do and it's funny and you keep it going for a while because what else do you have to do. then it's been a couple months and you realize this guy is super serious about this relationship and you don't want to end it because you're still having fun, and also because deep down you know it'll hurt him and you've kind of gotten to know him. he ends up proposing to you and you don't know what to do so you say yes and you guys are having cringy google translate internet sex on the regular and he starts talking about saving money to go to ukraine where you don't live to meet you and you realize there's no way to get out of this without him getting hurt. you're vaguely considering faking either your death or your catfish persona's death because you love drama. then you go on a choir trip and the guy is there so you do what you usually do and reply to his texts whenever he's not looking. then you fucking DIE and you're like, this sucks but at least i don't have to deal with that fake online relationship i got myself into.

and then you look over and he's there next to you.

7 notes - Posted December 11, 2022

#3

izzy hands is so workingclass bitter prolegirl mindsick cripplerage.

10 notes - Posted November 28, 2022

#2

honestly from now on im considering it a hate crime to think of zoro as straight. and cis for that matter.

13 notes - Posted April 25, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

i love ruining zoro for dudebros. you dont understand him like i do. i know that hes fat and trans and autistic and gay and mentally ill and disabled. but even more importantly i know he likes math.

14 notes - Posted July 6, 2022

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[localswampcrow]

the only reason it's called "the dean cave" is because at first when he brought cas in there dean said "do you like my man cave?" waggled his eyebrows. cas stared at him. then dean said, very suggestively "you know... my man cave?" To which cas makes his little annoyed scronch face and said "yes, dean, you know that I do". when sam finds out he forces dean to change the name but obviously "the dean cave" is almost even worse and so now there's a room in the bunker dedicated to all trans masc dudes out there

*inspired by this post*

pt. 4 of my supernatural transgenderism thoughts // pt. 1 // pt. 2 // pt. 3

#dean is trans and thinks hes very funny #the dean cave #oh jeez #cas puts up with all his shit #lmfao #idk of this is funny to anyone else #genitals inuendo #good for dean #favorite post #my writing #supernatural transgenderism

[quietwingsinthesky]

Sending hugs always!

Drunken/drugged/sleepy confessions

For the Ask game please and thank you!

hugs 🫂

“I wish I could be like you.” Sam has a loose tongue when he’s high. He’s seated between her legs on the floor in front of her chair. It works well for Charlie, who can’t stick to a single train of thought very well herself. She stares down at her hands, tangled up in strands of Sam’s hair, and it takes her a few minutes to both remember what she was doing (braiding it) and answer Sam.

“Like me how?” she asks.

“That’s- That’s not what I meant to say,” Sam tries to distract her, but it’s too late, she’s already charged up too many words to stop now.

“Funny?” Sam snorts. “Hot? A nerd? You’re already a nerd, Sam. You’ve got everything I do. Except for being a woman, but-”

Sam goes very, very still. Charlie keeps talking.

“-come on, that’s really easy to change.” There is zero way she’s going to figure out how to braid his hair, which is a real shame because she got halfway there before forgetting and now she’s got to figure out how to untangle it. That would be easier if she didn’t get so dizzy.

“What?” Sam asks.

“What?” she echoes. “Your hair? Sorry.”

“No, you said… I mean, that’s not something I can just change.”

“Change what?”

“I can’t be a woman because I want to. That’s not how-“

“Why not? I did. Am.” Sam turns hishead to look at her. “Do you want to?”

“What do you mean, you did?” Charlie blanks for a second. The sentence that came before the last one she’d said had fallen completely out of her brain as soon as it had left her mouth. She catches it, barely.

“Sam, you know I’m trans, right?” Sam blinks. Charlie considers, for the first time, that maybe she’s really pulling this off so well that Sam thinks she’s cis, a thought quickly followed by the determination to get a lot weirder very quickly. She leans down and tries to whisper. (She doesn’t do a good job. Volume control isn’t her strong-suit when she’s not blazed. Sam flinches. She pats his head apologetically.) “Do you want to be a woman, too?”

Sam’s mouth does that sad thing it always does when Sam’s upset, quivers and pinches like it has to hold everything in.

“Could I?”

Charlie’s heart flutters. She can’t stop grinning so hard that it makes her face hurt. Sam looks a little anxious.

“I can show you how to DIY estrogen!” Charlie says. “Or we could get it normal, that’s not hard, but you like… research? Right?” Sam laughs.

She doesn’t laugh a lot. Charlie’s happy she can make it happen, even if only once.

“Also, I don’t know how to fix your hair. I think I made it worse.” Sam reaches up to touch the accidental knots Charlie made trying to unbraid her hair. Sam, somehow, figures out how to fix it. It’s like magic. Charlie’s spellbound. Then again, she got enthralled by the mirror above Sam’s tiny sink earlier, so that’s not saying much.

“I’m not sure if I’m ready for that, or if I want to, but”—Sam ducks her head—“thanks, Charlie.”

“You’re the closest thing to a sister I have,” Charlie blurts out.

And Sam’s smile? Well, sometimes Charlie really gets why Dean once sold his soul for Sam.

#ask #prompt fic #charlie bradbury #sam winchester #trans!charlie #trans!sam #spn #my first fic where they’re accurately high because i have also been high now #fanfiction

[roughentumble]

my only thing then is like. IS sam’s dead name samantha, cuz on the one hand, if it is, like. he’s a kid when he starts presenting as male, and it’s easy to just go by sam(especially because that’s a name teachers will accept), anytime dean calls him “samantha” its like. mean, yeah, but also a callback to their childhood

but also sam is a NERD who spent hours in libraries doing research, he was the research kid!!!! so like. you’re telling me he DIDN’T go through every single baby name book, and research every single meaning behind every one, and read through old classic literature to find The Absolute Best Name Possible? 

plus then its just funnier when dean calls him samantha because he can be like. dean that wasnt even my name

#deadnaming is never funny but if i think about that then i have to confront that dean would be Mean in this au #and i dont want to!!!! so instead sam is just very chill about it and dean is trying and doesnt get that its Really Mean #he like. dead names some other trans person and sam has to pull him aside and be like Ok Listen #There Are Things You Can Say To Your Brother. And Things You Can Say To A Stranger. An Essay By Sam Winchester #trans sam tag