#dear LORDDDDD

[shakingparadigm]

it is now alien stage friday.

#DEAR LORDDDDD #there's no way round 6 is soon. that would actually be insane.. #its only been 3 months after all-in??!!!! #BUT WHY DOES IT SEEM LIKE #IT COULD DROP ANYTIME NOW??!! #alnst #alien stage #alien stage round 6

[n3l-0]

matt's faceeeeee

#this is not ok #cr spoilers #critical role #critical role spoilers #dear lorddddd

[saoney]

I’m in my self loathing episode… wtf fuck this world kanakalaoa omggggggggg

#now i cant sleep— intrusive thots here and there agagagagha #dear LORDDDDD

[goatedgreen]

“Because, Dream, if you don’t come back down. I’ll just kill me. And then this server... you won’t have anymore fun”

Hi. This is the line that has driven me insane for months and months since i heard it on that stream. we still don’t know if he was bluffing here. Why don’t we know if he was bluffing? Because it worked.

It was such a quick throw away line that literally every other person present passed over it. The concerning part? Other than the threat itself of course, is that tommy knew, on some level, that it would work. Why else would he say that? At this point Tommy had been a focussed victim of Dream for months, he had been around him, alone, everyday for weeks. Dream learned a lot about what Tommy wanted, and what made Tommy tick, but Tommy also learned a lot about Dream too.

And it’s so painfully demonstrated in that one, single, line. At the time, revival wasn’t known about (it was revealed to be a possibility not a few minutes later) so this threat was made entirely in earnest! Tommy genuinely beleived that the only way to get through to Dream wasn’t to kill him, but to kill the one thing he wanted, which was himself.

I personally don’t think that Tommy would make this threat now because I think he values himself as a person more than he did at that point (he had just come out of exile only to fall head first into doomsday, so morale was obviously low) but also because, this threat just doesn’t work anymore, in fact its been turned on it’s head!!

The one thing that Tommy was able to threaten Dream with, his own ability to live or die, has also been taken away from him.

#blaze.essays #ive ranted about this before but dear LORDDDDD #tw abuse #tw suicide mention #Suicide

[nightpixxie]

5lbs of pressure is such a blessing. having a movie w/ both rory & rudy in it is *chef’s kiss*

#they’re both so fine dear lorddddd 🎀 #rory culkin #rudy pankow #5 lbs of pressure

[kaoharu]

ok ive had enough.

#✧ chatting ! #DONT EVEN ASK ILL JUMP OFF A BRIDGE DEAR LORDDDDD #/j #u can ask. if uu Want i guess

[toadsrbutch]

UGH. begging people to label their blood correctly </3

#looking at 2 EXACTLY THE SAME vials for different patients #both named fox #one is an avian on paper (it’s a canine) and the other a mystery rodent :| #please label things correctly because dear fucking lorddddd we aren’t miracle workers

[anxi-aashi]

ok i dont have the energy to put this into a fic rn but i CANT stop thinking about college au! childe almost walking in on you while you're getting yourself off.

like he'd still knock of course, but it would scare the absolute shit out of you. instead of hanging out with your roommates that he's friends with (who are most certainly NOT gathered in your room) he'd be all "hey pookie can i come bother you I'm bored," while you're fully sat on a dildo.

and bc you wouldnt want to seem suspicious, you'd say sure, just a sec! and immediately run to throw the sopping wet toy into your bathroom sink before letting him in.

and he's just too observant for his own good. "hey you ok? you seem out of breath" yeah because you were.... working out! "really? you're not sweating though?" CHILDE DROP IT OMFG but he wouldn't. he just asks so many goddamn questions and you honestly can't tell if he's just fuckign with you or if he's just genuinely concerned for you. what were you doing? pilates? so thats why you're walking a bit weird? how tf were you not sweating after pilates? oh you just started? well sorry to interrupt!

yeah.... you're sorry too -_-

but hes here now so you offer to watch a movie and hang out, nevermind the cum threatening to run down your leg. "sure! you pick smth out and ill go to the bathroom real quick!" he says and curse your post-orgasm clouded mind for not being quick enough to warn him bc now he's standing in front of you, dildo in his hand, looking at you knowingly.

youre mortified obviously. the two of you are cordial but not THAT close and god you can almost picture the slick and cum that's smearing all over his hand now. why is he holding it for fucks sake???

childe wouldnt be merciful either -- this is a fucking gold mine for him. "well, i guess this is a workout" and you would like the earth to swallow you up so that you don't have to look at him with that shit-eating grin that's creeping up his face.

hed switch the dildo to his other hand and start opening and closing his fingers together, making webs of cum string in between. "you said you just started?" no, you'd have to refute, that part was a lie.

"and you were getting off with this?" and now WHAT was that supposed to mean bc there was truly nothing wrong with the dildo size!!! it was perfectly fine, it did its job. sure it could be a tad bit longer, but you had bills to pay. he lets it go (with a judgemental eyebrow raise), but when he opens his mouth again to ask "what were you doing?" you almost wish he had kept making fun of your tiny ass toy. "were you using your hands or the suction cup?"

god he'd have a dangerous look on his face by now, lidded eyes looking at you like you were gonna be his next meal; pitching his voice just a tad bit lower just to see you squirm.

"you don't have to answer, but i would really, really like to know." aaaaaand there it goes. there's goes the last bit of your sanity bc huhh?? huuuuhh??? dear lord i would fully melt into a puddle we love a man that can make consent sexy.

fuck it, right? yeah, you were using the suction cup. "yeah? you like riding dick?" SHFBAN;DNSJF;F GODDDD

"you got any other toys?" yes sirrr yes I do, got a vibrator right over there in the nightstand. and duh now he's gotta follow up with "ever use both?"

which you have. who hasn't? but you usually only use it for quickies, you say. don't want it to be over too fast, ya know?

but then. thennnnnn he'd hit you with this: "you still horny?"

lorddddd you have NO idea, but you don't say that lest it get to his head (but lets be honest, he knows what he's doing; he knows how desperate he's making you). so he walks up to you, finally, and hands you your dildo, all sticky and starting to dry by now.

"well don't stop on my account."

and he plops down on your bed, manspreading just the tiiiiiniest bit to where you can see the tent in his pants.

which is how you find yourself back in your desk chair, thighs burning from fucking yourself on a dildo you now know is much smaller than whatever childe is packing while he just watches, palming his cock over his pants.

anyways gonna go work on my wips now lolololololololoolo

#snail.writes #snai.rambles #childe x reader #childe #tartaglia x reader #tartaglia #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact #childe smut #tartaglia smut #genshin impact smut

[elonmuskfansgossipblog]

Him and grimes must sort of be back together according to the new wired interview…poor Ashley and after she died her hair🤣

Dear lorddddd.

[kentuckyboyharlow]

DEAR LORDDDDD

#jack harlow

[sywene-06]

I am a very doomed snufmin type of person I know in reality they’ll never get together and I think that’s what’s so charming abt the. The angst the raw fucking want they feel for eachother even while they’re together in the same space the little details or gifting eachother things and and dear lorddddd

#babaspeaks

[stinkyme]

Had a dream with Ang and dear lorddddd I gave him kissies on his neck and that alone left him panting

I am a sucker for panting and just small.....tiny noises auuehaggghhh qjust imagine

waaaaaa I need more Ang food.. 😢 also hiiii

lucky you, all I dream of are pure horrors and nightmares KSKSKKS

i did have a wet gojo dream though....it was good ngl, I had it twice actually...but that's it 😒

I HOPE YOU GET MORE DREAMS OF HIM TONIGHT, MY FINGERS ARE CROSSED 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

#stinkyanswers #my sweet gawy <3 #HE LOOKS SO CUTE HERE SKSKKSSK #I HOPE YOU GET MORE DREAMS #i shall pray for myself too 🧘🏻‍♀️

[decaydanceredacted]

I am no better than a victorian man PATRICKS STOMACH AT THE FANDUEL SHOW DEAR LORDDDDD….anyone who was there lemme know if his belly button was an outtie or an innie <3 I need to know for my deeply detailed fantasies thnx xoxo

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#ps

[grotesquism]

on a side note were any of yall around when i had like a full blown psychotic episode over my ex and convinced myself he was communicating w me thru angel numbers and “signs from the universe” n shit and would write entire ass paragraphs on here abt it. dear lorddddd that was messy i am so glad im not her anymore that was so bad LMAO

#and then i met my bf like 2 months after we stopped talking and immediately forgot abt his ugly ass lmaoooo #3 years of completely unhinged straight up delusional behavior and for what. for WHAT

[rinbowaman]

I CANT TELL YOU HOW HAPPY I AM THAT MY LOVES ARE BACKKKK HEETHAN AND READEN I MISSED YOUUUUUUUUUUU

anyways back to "nik and rei's talk show" lets start shall we?

first of all YESSS HEETHAN GOT THE LIP PIERCINGGG like we talked abt yaaayyy whoooo its getting hot in here man

and also speaking of piercings, im so fcking curious on what heethan will pick for readen since she allowed him to ‘choose’ but at the same time scared oh my god we all know what he’s capable of lol!! Im saying it now since that’s what readen said…dont regret it in the future!!

also what the fuck was that car smut oh my god I can feel the vibrations and fucking heat emitting from the screen "When are you going to fucking realize....that I love you.....that I am insanely in love with you....that I fucking am obsessed....with everything about you....that I think about you....every second of every single day.......and that I'm fucking bad......I'm a very bad man.....I'm a bad man because all I want to do....is to take you away.....and fuck you silly every single day......" DEAR LORDDDDD THAT WHOLE LINE SHIIITTTTT heethan’s severely severely fucked up, crazy, insane, psychotic, etc etc….but thats okay!! cause hes our man 😋😝

also the new pet name heethan gave us 😃 “sexy eyes” I was literally like “did I read that correctly??” rei how tf do you come up with these???!?? 🧍🏼‍♀️🧍🏼‍♀️

"When are you going to fucking accept......my fucking love......hmm?!.....When y/n?" are we going to talk about what heethan meant???? like do we need to have a serious one on one conversation about how he feels?? cause bro I feel like our crazy insane baby is feeling touch starved 😃😃🥲🥲

"SHUT UP AND LET ME FUCKING LOVE YOU! DO WHAT I FUCKING TELL YOU!" WHOAAAAOHOHOHO REI CHILL HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAWT AS HELL

"Why would I be tired of you?! I just said I fucking love you!" ahahaha uhm…yeah sorry heethan we’re just oblivious sometimes 😅😅 let me excuse you from our dear author no need to get mad bae

"I'm tired.....I'm so fucking tired.....y/n...." yea REINA IM TIRED TOO I WOULD BE TIRED TOO HEETHAN REINAAAA BIATCHHHH WHY DO YOU KEEP DOING THIS 😭😭

first Gabe....then Samuel.....Tiff....Scott......that man.....why can't people just leave you alone?.....Why can't everyone just leave my pretty girl alone?" every exact word is on point LIKE LEAVE MY PRETTY PRECIOUS READEN ALONE 🤺🤺🤺🤺

"Wrong name....y/n." HUH. WHAT. REINA YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME THAT CLIFFHANGER?!?!? AFTER ALL OF THIS???!?!!??!?? truly just breaks my heart 💔💔💔

Hehehehehehehehhe! 😏 there’s a lot of juiciness in this chapter. First off…..okay, the flashaback were he dry hunonyou against the car….I liked that. “Scream.” Like boooooooooooooooooyyyyyyyy……chill. Lol. “Let’s see who’s going to save you from heeeeeeeeseeuuuuuuuung.” Um…yeah okay.

and the car smut…..yooo….heethan reached a breaking point and that part along with the “wrong name” is going to be elaborated in the next chapter ;)

#heeseung fanfic #heeseung x reader #heeseung scenarios #heeseung smut #enha x reader #heeseung hard hours #heeseung hard thoughts #enhypen smut #heeseung au #enhypen heeseung smut #heeseung ff #heeseung enhypen #heeseung imagines #enhypen angst #enhypen fanfic #enhypen fanfics #enhypen au #enhypen imagines #dark enhypen #yandere heeseung #yandere x reader #yandere x you #male yandere #obsessive yandere #yandere fic #yandere imagines #heeseung yandere #yandere enhypen #enhypen yandere

[ntls-24722]

oh my god comet and fritz need to be. rehomed. they need to be taken from my custody bc i am a BIOHAZARD with them as my ocs DEAR LORDDDDD

#SOBS LOUDLY #i didnt do something traumatic to them I'm just. realizing something about them #CLAWS AT THE WALLS #ntls-24722 #comet #fritz #tl;dr #Comet: “Not everyone is out to get you Fritz. I really am trying to be your friend. You can trust me” #Fritz: “Really? Okay” [trusts comet] #Comet's biology: [IS NOW ACTIVELY OUT TO KILL FRITZ]