HELLO, DO THESE PEOPLE SIMPLY NOT KNOW WHAT FASSAD DID??
Hi, Mother fan here, and person who personally nominated him. I know you don’t know who he is because haha Japan-only game BUT-
He is literally a propagandist for a highly consumerist fascist regime (the Pigmask Army) and an animal abuser to boot! How is that sexy in any way? Yeah, Baldi slaps you with a ruler and is frankly harder to look at given the art style he’s in and… that’s about it? He’s not tazing an innocent monkey into doing his deliveries for him (deliveries that are, mind you, pretty implied to be mind controlly in some way) and also forcing him to do dances for his own amusement while not allowing little Salsa (the monkey) even to cry about his state? Also if you’ve played Smash, you know who Lucas is and how most of his family is dead, right? Well, okay, the Pigmasks are responsible for that due to their messing around with genetic experimentation and Fassad loyally serving them means he’s totally compliant with all of that! If he doesn’t care if people die, why should you care about him?
More reasons why he’s unsexy:
Almost died and thought trumpets were a good way to fix his body.
Was part of a group of seven guardians that protected the needles that seal away the Dark Dragon, but he betrayed him. Betrayal is not cool.
Did I mention he’s a propaganda spewing animal abuser for a fascist and militaristic regime? Thought I’d make that one extra clear.
Goodness gracious, please, I know Baldi isn’t likable either, but vote for that guy instead, please. Fassad is one of THE worst.
its like 4 am here and im sleepy so i cant give an in depth response but i miseread the word deliveries as delaware at first glance and now im thinking about the Delaware post from dearao3
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Meme kingdom?? No, that's wrong, it's Memedom
I think that’s a title lkke your majesty
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