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prokopetz · 2 days ago
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I’m typically not much for conspiracy theories about the British royals, but the idea that they’re desperately trying to keep the Queen going until next year specifically because if she abdicates or dies before February 6th she’ll go down in history as having had a sixty-nine year reign is the funniest goddamn thing I’ve ever heard.
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chekhxvsgun · a day ago
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so c!slimecicle has actually been dead since september 17th. 
he was killed the *day of* techno’s break out. not yesterday. yesterday was when quackity got the legacy message from the slime husk. 
so quackity had been looking like a mess with long hair and a tousled shirt because he’s been spending two straight months digging through books and doing all he can to bring slime back. besties its not been a few days. he’s been dead a few months. 
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lazy-toad · a day ago
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Thinking last night about how if Jon hadn’t lived with his grandmother he probably wouldn’t have been marked by The Web at such an early age. Thinking about how it’s not exactly common to be completely orphaned by eight at the oldest. 
Thinking about how easy it would be to get startled by a large bug, such as a spider, crawling on you/near you so much that you loose your footing on a ladder/roof/whatever, and end up falling.
Thinking about how a tiny spider crawling around a surgical theatre, even a spider too small to be noticed, could potentially cause an infection that could easily lead to fatal complications. 
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fataleromeo · a day ago
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Ezra: So you’re telling me I can host this event and idiots will line up for me to kill them? 
Watcher: Pretty much.
Ezra: And it’s perfectly ethical, because they’ll all have consented to torture and death?
Watcher: Well.... I’m not sure I’d call it, “perfectly ethical,” but that’s the basic idea. They would be consenting. But you wouldn’t personally get to torture them. It’s more their circumstances that cause the torment.
Ezra: But as the host, I get the pleasure of watching them suffer, do I not? And then the privilege of killing them when they’re eliminated?
Watcher: Well, yes.
Ezra: Then I’m in, of course. When can we start?
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                ɦεℓℓ ɦσµรε              ɦσรƭε∂ ɓყ εƶ૨α ƒαƭαℓε
It’s a fight to the death and your sim is invited. Do they have what it takes to beat out all the others and be the only survivor? All they have to do is build skills for each daily challenge... and avoid being the least skilled by the end of the day at all costs. Of course, this won’t be as easy as it sounds. They’ll also have to take care of themselves while camping in a cursed and haunted graveyard, which is decidedly ill-suited for the task. Tired, miserable, and hungry, they’ll need to push through it all and participate each day so they can gain those skills... or face a very eager vampire when the day is done. 
More info below the cut:
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WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW:
I’ll be accepting seven sims.
Young adult / adult / elder sims only. Teens and children will not be accepted.
CC is allowed but please go easy on it. My computer already hates my 16.9GB mods folder. Please be ready to package your sim up including their cc to send to me.
If you want specific eyes, please include contacts. All other eyes will revert to my defaults.
I own all packs that include cas items EXCEPT Batuu and the Throwback Fit Kit. 
Your sim will only need one set of clothing. Please copy it across all outfit categories, even pajamas and swimwear.
Please cover your sim’s face. Get as creative as you want to in their costuming, but their faces will not be revealed until they either win or die. (Thanks for the inspo on this one, @elisabettasims​!)
Any aspirations and traits are allowed. Negative traits are encouraged.
Your sims must start the challenge with NO SKILLS. 
Your sim may be any occult, in game or made up, EXCEPT vampire. This is because vampires will need to feed on their opponents and leave whoever’s been drank from at an unfair disadvantage.
Any gender and sexual orientation is welcome. While orientation is not particularly important to the challenge, please provide it in case anyone decides to autonomously hook up, along with their preferred pronouns.
Please post an image of your sim (in costume, of course) along with a short bio. Or a medium or long bio; I’m not picky. I’d love to know a bit of background and why your sim has decided to take on this challenge! 
Don’t forget to @ me and tag your post [ #ezra’s hell house entry ]. If I don’t reblog your entry within one day, please tag me again as I probably missed it.
If your sim loses any of the daily challenges, they will die. There will be only one winning sim to survive this, alongside Ezra, of course. 
There is also a chance your sim may die accidentally, outside of any challenges. There will be more than one way for them to manage this, including but not limited to: weather, fire, emotional deaths, etc. This is not a challenge for the faint of heart!
For now, entries will remain open until December 7th so I can hopefully get started over my long weekend. I may extend this, depending on how many entries I get. 
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arctic-bookclub · a day ago
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hello tumblr y’all remember how wilbur said that c!ranboo’s limbo was the saddest? anyway his ghost being all happy and carefree is making me scared over how c!ranboo is doing in limbo
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behind-closet-doors · 2 days ago
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I know that no one but this woman will ever love me. So I stay closeted and will be until I die. Maybe in the next life...
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one-time-i-dreamt · 2 months ago
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YouTube’s new censorship policy banned the word “kill” from the platform, so people started using the word “Corolla” (as in Toyota) as a replacement. YouTube caught wind, and then banned all usage of car brand names and properties.
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patchx · 3 months ago
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fun new pokemon mechanic! they can kill you
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ceciliaspen · 3 months ago
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I think he’s onto something
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prokopetz · 2 days ago
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Though the implicit milieu of Dungeons & Dragons is often compared to Tolkien’s Middle-Earth, that’s largely because the Middle-Earth references are the only ones that most contemporary audiences are likely to spot; while it draws some inspiration from Tolkien, it’s much more strongly informed by classic sword and sorcery fiction – writers like C L Moore, Samuel Delaney, Fritz Leiber, Michael Moorcock (whose name you may recognise from a recent Tumblr meme concerning his 1965 science fiction novel The Fireclown), and particularly Jack Vance.
The reason I’m bringing this up is to provide context for the following description of the city of Ampridatvir, excerpted from the Wikipedia article on Vance’s 1950 short story collection The Dying Earth, presented here without modification of any kind:
Ampridatvir is, like Kaiin, an ancient city whose people now dwell in its half-ruins. Although many of the buildings are crumbling, much of its ancient technology is still usable, such as moving walkways and anti-gravity elevators. The city was once a highly advanced civilization where all needs were met by technology and magic, ruled by the wizard Rogol Domedonfors. However, the city fell into decline because of the bickering between two cults, the worshippers of the god Pansiu and the worshippers of the god Cazdal. Before dying, Rogol created two tablets which, when combined, would provide the secrets of his power. He gave one tablet to the leader of each sect.
The people of Ampridatvir now live under a curse. The worshippers of Pansiu wear green, and cannot see any person wearing grey, while the worshippers of Cazdal wear grey, and cannot see anyone wearing green. As a result, the two sides are completely unaware of one another's existence. In accordance with tradition, glory-seekers dress themselves in red and attempt to retrieve the tablet of the opposing side. Little do they realize that this will make them visible to everyone, and doom them to being killed by invisible attackers. The people rationalize this by assuming that the red-wearers are killed by ghosts.
While I’m not sure I’d actually recommend Vance’s work for any purpose other than historical interest (it has all the issues you’d expect for mass-market fantasy fiction of its era), if you’ve ever found yourself wondering why Dungeons & Dragons is Like That, a little context goes a long way.
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daloy-politsey · a month ago
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[Images description: A Twitter thread by Rabbi Mike Rothbaum (@ Rav_Mike) that says the following:
1) “Our local schools are plagued by antisemitism. There’s a speaker engaged by a local shul ostensibly to discuss antisemitism. 3/4 of the talk is about defending Israel. My students aren’t targeted for Zionism. They’re targeted for being Jews. They need safety, not talking points.
2) There’s nothing here for my students who see swastikas in school. There’s nothing here for the kid who was told by a classmate that he’d buy him an “Easy bake oven” for Chanukah. There’s nothing here for the kid who had money thrown at them and told “pick it up you f***ing Jew.
3) You’re entitled to defend the actions of the Israeli government. You’re not entitled to hijack the topic of antisemitism to do so. It’s an abdication of our responsibility to support and defend our kids who deal with Jew-hatred every day. It’s a shonde.
4) The state of Israel has an army and a professional staff of PR professionals to defend it. All my students have are fellow Jews and our allies. Don’t abandon them.
5) After a desultory reference to Charlottesville, the speaker decried “Black Lives Matter,” Stephen Jackson, and Puff Daddy. Puff Daddy didn’t tell his Instagram followers to “like and subscribe to kill one Jew.” That was a white kid my students go to school with. [This tweet has a screenshot of an Instagram live with chat messages. The last message is from michael_13_0 and it’s pinned. It says “Like and subscribe to kill one jew”.]
6) Thing is, I KNOW this stuff is heavily funded by Jewish legacy orgs. And it really is the last thing we need to spend our Jewish dollars on. There’s so much we could be doing to support Jewish learning, students, families, elders, queer folks, Jews of Color. Israel PR ain’t it.
7) The last straw was when the speaker said we should be protecting Israel-advocating students on campus, not “counting swastikas in Idaho.“ Counting swastikas is EXACTLY what we should be doing. Jews live in Idaho -- and Middlesex county -- and we need to love and protect them.”
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thatsthat24 · 7 months ago
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Me if I was alive in 1700s... ✒️
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one-time-i-dreamt · 4 months ago
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I was on Twitter and the finale of “The Witcher” had just dropped. Everyone was angry because Geralt died by slipping on a banana peel and now the new Witcher was the previously unmentioned 16 year old girl who dropped the banana peel on the floor. The girl turned out to be Bella Swan. At the end of the episode the credits read: “Written and directed by Quentin Tarantino”. I’ve never seen a single episode of The Witcher so I didn’t question the absurdity of it all.
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winchestergifs · 5 months ago
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HAPPY FATHER’S DAY ✧ Bobby & Dean & Sam
Kids ain't supposed to be grateful! They're supposed to eat your food and break your heart, you selfish dick! You died, and I was still so afraid I'd turn into you I never even had kids of my own... Well, as fate would have it, I adopted two boys, and they grew up great. They grew up heroes. So you can go to hell!
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liriostigre · 3 months ago
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Marge Piercy, “Night Flight.” The Moon Is Always Female
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