Okay but lawlight is superior purely because Light could have ended Near and Mello's whole career by telling them he and L fucked because that's like the wammy orphan equivalent of saying "i fucked ur mom"
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if you cant read my handwriting there is alt text for you ✨
Poland is doing interesting things to my brain (and dormitory as well)
Also have L with the realistic box of polish eggs 🥚
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L: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Light: … Your what?
L: My friends.
Matsuda: Is he saying “friends”?
Misa: I think he's being sarcastic.
Aizawa: No, no, no, this is delirium, he's cracked from being awake all night. Hey, L! All of your friends are in this room.
L: I have other friends.
L: [calls Naomi] Naomi they're bullying me again.
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L Lawliet:
We definitely have to install bugs and cameras in Yagami house.
I definitely have to go to that university to keep an eye on Light Yagami.
I definitely need to lock him in a cell for a couple of weeks and watch him with cameras day and night.
I definitely have to chain him to myself and share the same room and bed with him. There's no other way.
We need to have gay sex. There's no other option. We'll definitely catch Kira this time!
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au where shinigami can be seen by anyone, so they have to shape-shift into unassuming things when they're in the human world. Ryuk follows Light around as a mangy looking black cat, tho he doesn't put any effort into pretending to be one and Light's gaslighting skills have to evolve into jedi mind tricks. Like hes just a cat. No he wasn't playing on my nintendo 64 thats stupid. L just wants to know what's going on with this weird fucking cat and this weird fucking kid and if it has anything to do with Kira.
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Imagine Dating L and rolling over in the middle of the night to ask him who orchestrated the Kennedy assassination.
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