Prohibited wish of death, but it's portrayed as different scenes from Tom Cardy's Red Flags (+ one Mixed Messages scene):
Prismo: I said "Hey girl, what's your favorite film?" And he said-
Lich: The Best movie of all, the masterpiece of art called Human Centipede, Human Centipede!
Prismo: I think I'm gonna get murder tonight.
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Scarab: I tried getting the waiter attention by blinking in Morse code.
Lich: Why are you blinking so much?
Scarab: I got something in my eye.
Lich: Here let me get it out.
Scarab: No thank you, I don't want to die.
Cosmic Owl: Bonjour. Sir was blinking at me, is it because your date is a freak.
Lich: *stares at him menacingly with love*
Scarab: No
Cosmic Owl: Very good then bon appetite
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Prismo, texting Scarab: I sent you a little smiley face, so you sent me a little smiley face and then I said "hey" and so you write back "hey" and I say "hey what?" And you say "you said hey first?" And I say "Ok. 🥐 emoji. Fuck you."
*Scarab was left confused*
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Incorrect Prohibited Wish of Death Quotes:
Prismo: sapnu puaS.
Scarab: What??
Lich: What language is that.
Prismo: Turn your phone 180 degrees.
*Prismo was removed from the groupchat*
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Prismo: When I was married, you know what Scarab often said to me?
Lich: Please stop sleeping with other people?
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Scarab: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?
Lich: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now.
Lich: Would you like me to tutor you?
Prismo: That was smooth.
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Prismo: Pfft, you should meet Scarab, they're such a tsundere.
Lich: They... they just stabbed you.
Prismo: So cute.
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Scarab: Come on, Lich. Nobody actually believes that Prismo is in love with me.
Lich, to The Party goers: Raise your hand if you think that Prismo is helplessly in love with Scarab.
*Everyone raises their hand*
Scarab: Prismo, put your hand down.
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Lich: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.
Prismo: You are literally making a Valentine’s Day card for both Scarab and me.
Lich, pointing their hot glue gun towards Prismo: You’re on thin fucking ice.
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Scarab: Prismo, take out the trash.
Prismo: Sure, Lich, will you go out on a date with me?
☆~~~☆
Lich: And now for a gay update with Scarab and Prismo.
Scarab: Getting gayer.
Lich: Thank you, Scarab.
☆~~~☆
Scarab: Well, remember when Prismo made a romantic dinner for me?
Lich: Scarab, they microwaved you a pizza.
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Prismo: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?
Lich: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?
Scarab: And you just ran away?!
Prismo: I didn't expect them to flirt back!
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Scarab: What have you done with Prismo?
Lich: Nothing. Why do you think I should?
☆~~~☆
Prismo: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.
Scarab: I’m “a couple of things”.
Lich: I’m “got distracted”.
☆~~~☆
Scarab: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.
Prismo: Erm... it’s nice see your smile when you win!
*later*
Scarab: They're probably just staring at my ass, aren't they.
Lich: Yeah, probably.
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