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corihasastory · 4 years
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Tonight was much better than last time but still incredibly cringeworthy at times
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teeco · 4 years
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Don’t know if it’s the honey bourbon, but..hear me out...
Judge Judy as the moderator for presidential debate
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maybeeatspaghetti · 4 years
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My mother keeps yelling at Mike Pence: “You’ve got your dick tied in a knot. You can’t even sit next to another woman. Get a fucking grip.”
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hyperspacial · 4 years
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Things Biden could've done better in the debate:
Ask Trump where he's getting the numbers for his hypothetical '2 million people wouldve died if Biden was president during COVID' number. The answer is his ass.
Drop the statistics he keeps struggling to cite and focus in on the anecdotes which he clearly is better at delivering and has more emotional impact.
When Trump bragged about packing the court with partisan judges, point out that you're NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT.
Point out that election security is heavily dependent on the post office, which Trump's administration is dismantling
Clearly stated that Trump is inciting violence by refusing to condemn white supramacists and civil unrest in the wake of a contested election
But does any of that matter when we have a president who spends the majority of his time shouting about conspiracy theories and lies?
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nessataylorsversion · 4 years
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YOU ARE THE WORST PRESIDENT THE COUNTRY HAS EVER HAD
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bigbrothercravings · 4 years
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magdolenelives · 4 years
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robohintz · 4 years
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Honestly.
Make sure y’all vote in Nov if you’re of legal age!!!
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whenemmafallsinlove · 4 years
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"you should get out of your bunker, your sand trap, your golf course, and get into the oval office to do what needs to be done to save lives" ABSOLUTELY PERIOD SIR 
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republicanidiots · 4 years
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Kamala and Mike’s Not To Do List
#1 thing for Kamala to avoid: smirking too hard
#1 thing for Mike Pence to avoid: wetting himself cuz he’s talking to a pretty girl 
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teeco · 4 years
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All jokes aside, the first major law that needs to be in place is making Election Day a national holiday. One that allows workers to be off. Thus allowing people to vote.
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Did you watch the presidential debates?
No but I’ve seen enough Real Housewives reunion shows to know how it went. Just two old melted rubber looking bitches that need to be put out to pasture screaming incoherent insults and talking over each other while Andy Cohen pretends to act vaguely interested as moderator when he just really looks like he either wants a xanax or to kill himself.
Am I that far off the mark?
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quasi-normalcy · 4 years
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You know, the last time America had a Civil War, at least they had some great orators on hand. This is just embarrassing. I mean, in some ways, it’s good that they’ve managed to remove any possible trace of dignity from the whole proceedings, but millions of people are going to die over this. Jesus.
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nessataylorsversion · 4 years
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Moderator: Should people who are arrested be turned over to immigration?
Biden: No.
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Biden:
Moderator: Senator Sanders?
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withbellzon · 4 years
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💀💀💀
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