#deep dick thoughts

[dick-nightwing-grayson]

Your blog was randomly in my suggestions and I know your blog is about Nightwing but you do see how your header sounds

What on earth do you mean? Obviously this is a place for dick lovers 😊

#see also: #deep dick thoughts #dick is an absolute treasure #bag of dicks #and other dick centric tags

[egophiliac]

I love your take on Crowley!

I know that the early, non-Diasomnia stories aren't really your thing, but are you reading the novels at all?

I have been following some of the fan translations and the second book seems intense! Would love to hear what you think about them.

thank you! 💚💚💚 I'm not really sure why you think I don't like the earlier arcs though, I love pretty much all the characters and their storis! (I think 5 and 1 are my favorite of the past episodes, though 6 infected me with the Shroud brainrot something fierce.) I just...ESPECIALLY love diasomnia. :') but there is room in my heart for all of these dweebs! like, who among us is not just as ride-or-die for Adeuce as they are for us.

that said, I don't really follow the other adaptations like the manga (aside from a dip-in just to see the new Yuus) or the novels, though I keep meaning to check them out! I do like seeing the differences between the different forms of media, and how certain things get adapted one way or another! but alas, time/a lack of accessibility stands in our way more often than not. :( someday...someday I will have time to consume all of the media...

#art #twisted wonderland #i have been playing this game since the day it came out #and believe me i could not have stuck with it for the past three and a half years if i was not deep into all of these idiots #not to harp on it but i do think it's funny because i actually. really did not like the diasomnias at first. #it was like a month before their cards/personal stories were added and so we knew almost NOTHING about them #the website descriptions basically make everyone sound awful #so i thought they were kind of mean/boring compared to everyone else! #(except maybe lilia but i was mad at him for the two seconds of 'girl? 👀' hope i had when they were revealed) #but once their cards came out i fell just as hard for them as i did the rest of this silly game #well. sebek took a little longer. but his ketchup incident converted me. #anyway i have so much sentimentality for episode 1 especially #the prologue was like 'oh this is actually a very silly game! oh there is a plot!' #episode 1 was like 'oh i LIKE these characters and what they're doing with them' #(i think ace punching riddle was the moment i decided i REALLY liked this game) (sorry riddle) (you were being a huge dick though) #also...ink drips. ink drips everywhere. #look when i say this game is laser-focused at me and my tastes specifically i am not kidding

[sharkgirldick]

It's probably a good thing that I don't want bottom surgery. I'd be dangerous with a pussy.

#text post #shark thoughts #feeding frenzy #if I woke up tomorrow as a cis girl I'd immediately schedule a phalloplasty and as soon as I get off the phone I'm getting my shit wrecked #all I'd be doing is getting fucked until my dick got reinstalled #taking TONS of loads deep inside and saying thank you for each one.

[ctrl-lupin]

Yes, I would be very interested hearing your head canon (@tim-ribbert-56) (in response to this post)

I have decided for my personal entertainment that Clarisse de Cagliostro is related to Lupin III, and here's why.

-pulls out Arsène Lupin's Wikipedia page-

In the novel La Comtesse de Cagliostro, a young Arsène Lupin (at the time going by the name Raoul d'Andrésy) was courting Clarisse d'Etigues, a young lady of a well-to-do family, and trying to win her hand, despite her father's disapproval.

Throughout the course of the novel, Lupin meets and falls in love with Joséphine Balsamo, aka the Countess of Cagliostro, and abandons Clarisse in favour of her. To clarify, Joséphine is not actually countess of anything, she is (or claims to be) a descendant of Giuseppe Balsamo aka the Count of Cagliostro (who was also count of jack shit), a famous conman from the 18th century.

Shenanigans ensue, which I will not go into in details on, but oh my god I am insane about Raoul and Joséphine, I want to dissect them and study them under a microscope. It turns out Joséphine aka Cagliostro is evil as fuck, Raoul/Lupin realizes that and goes back to Clarisse (whom he had previously abandoned like an old sock, I fucking hate this guy), marries her, and a few years later has her kid.

Unfortunately Clarisse dies in childbirth, and Joséphine, who was still around and very very pissed at Lupin (and jealous as hell of Clarisse whom, may I mention, had never personally antagonized her in any way whatsoever, Joséphine is just fucking bonkers). Joséphine also kidnaps Lupin and Clarisse's son, Jean, and raises him as her own son. (I have not yet read the following novel The revenge of Cagliostro so I don't really know what Jean's deal is, I just know he's an antagonist).

The following is my headcanon, based on these events. In the universe of Lupin III, Joséphine Balsamo was actually countess of the small kingdom of Cagliostro (maybe Giuseppe was count, maybe he conned his way into becoming count, maybe he bought the land and built a fake kingdom with a fake history, who knows).

After the events of The revenge of Cagliostro, Jean settles down in the country of Cagliostro, gets married, has a child, and that child will later have a daughter of their own, who they name Clarisse, after their late grandmother. Clarisse de Cagliostro, of Lupin III: The Castle of Cagliostro fame, would thus be the great-grand-daughter of Arsène Lupin, making her Lupin III's cousin/niece/whatever you call this specific degree of separation.

I am choosing to make Clarisse de Cagliostro a great-granddaughter of Arsène Lupin, rather than a granddaughter, because Arsène Lupin was very young when the events I described unfolded: he is 20 years old when he meets Clarisse d'Etigues and the whole Cagliostro debacle happens, and 25 by the time Jean is born. I'm assuming he had Lupin II much later in his life. So Jean and Lupin II (half-brothers) would have a significant difference in age, and so Jean's hypothetical child (grandchild of Arsène Lupin, so of the same generation of Lupin III) would be much older than Lupin III. Clarisse de Cagliostro is younger than him, maybe around the same age if you stretch it, so she's have to be a great-grandchild.

Now I need to read The revenge of Cagliostro and study Arsène Lupin's wikipedia page in more detail to determine when exactly Lupin II was born and who his mother was. And also where Albert's family branched out, because the fact that he's called D'Andrésy should theoretically place him as a descendant of Arsène Lupin's mother but not of Arsène Lupin himself; but Jean was also going by that last name, so who fucking knows.

No I am not insane I promise, I am just a gigantic nerd.

#i have very mixed feelings about Papy Lupin Original Flavour #cuz you see in the first books he was pretty much like his grandson #a charming little bastard; smug as hell but also charming enough to make up for it #like. an ego the size of the eiffel tower but it's highly deserved #if he robbed me i would just thank him #you wanna punch him in the face but like. lovingly #then around The Hollow Needle he started acting weird #and after that his ego grew into a god complex the size of the eiffel tower and he just lost all the charm #like. just a huge dick honestly. #i thought that was a logical evolution after (SPOILER FOR THE HOLLOW NEEDLE) his wife got brutally murdered in front of his eyes #mere HOURS after they got married and he gave up his whole career as a thief for her #which would be an understandable evolution #but no he's also retroactively an asshole in The Countess of Cagliostro which is a prequel #i guess leblanc just decided 'lupin's a dick now' #which sucks #but on the other hand it's very funny to kinda hate-read The Countess of Cagliostro #i was honestly rooting for Joséphine for most of the book #she is fucking insane which is exactly what raoul/lupin deserve #you know that Mountain Goats song 'no children' ? #'hand in unloveable hand; i hope you die i hope with both die' #or that post that says 'i don't ship them they're too toxic / well i hope they kill each other mid-fuck' #well that's me with them #just reading on to see how many more life-ruining decisions raoul can bodily throw himself at #also leblanc did joséphine dirty!!!!!!!! #LET MY GIRL BE EVIL FOR GOD'S SAKE #none of that 'her fragile feminine nature' and fainting after murdering someone because deep down she can't bear her own cruelty #what the fuck #let her be genuinely unhinged!! let her bash raoul's head in with a meat hammer!!!! #(yes that is something that she tried to do) #anyway. justice for Joséphine Balsamo. god forbid women do anything

[shy-cryptic]

Why did epsilon do simmons so dirty during the labyrinth

#red vs blue #Like everyone else got this deep emotionally one and Simmons just gets alien dicks #like dhfhfhf #when it though to be canon i thought. ok that's alright for his to be something dumb whatever. #but the fact that epsilon was making these scenarios and just gave him that is fucking funny #man made him get laid. get divorced. get remarried. have no interaction with his husband and then made his room a joke #i wonder what simmons did to get in his nerves #rvb epsilon #rvb simmons

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

Medical log, stardate 18935.15. Once more have I seen the tailor go out in his lizard fashion—

#least funny way to make this joke BUT. look how much thought I put into that stardate! #Star Trek: Deep Space 9 #it would be so much easier to listen to the new audiodrama podcast of drac daily instead of reading but unfortunately #our dear solicitor will forever sound exactly like our dear doctor to me now because somehow it has become Hot Reptile Summer in my brain #and everything is melting together like changeling soup. and this is BEFORE the gomens s2 premiere. christ. #Dracula: How dare you touch him!! This man belongs to me!! I too can love!!! #me reading All That: omg just like in all my favorite ''Garak saves Julian from other Cardassians'' fanfics :3 #god I love how as far as I know there's literally nothing in canon to support any of our weird kinky #''claiming a mate by leaving a bite mark scar on their neck'' or any of that other fanon stuff for Cardassians #it's not like with the Klingon dicks or Vulcan pon farr. anybody could make up absolutely anything about Cardassians #and every single writer I've ever read has chosen shit like mating bites scent marking egg laying #and of course. glowing blue WAP with a built in strap. I fucking love you Deep Space 9 fandom there will never be another like you!!!!!! #Starky's Original Posts #Dracula Daily #COMPUTER. ERASE LOG.

[donnatroyyyy]

When Mitski wrote “I will wash your hair at night/ And dry it off with care/ I will see your body bare/ And still I will live here” do you think she’d been thinking about Donna and Dick while writing it?

#For any weird Donna/Dck shippers NO NO NO in a purely platonic way #no but seriously I know that fro some reason canon doesn’t really delve too deep into their relationship and it’s mostly fanon and that sho #but to me I think it’s the relationship so obvious it can go unsaid like how the first few Disney movies’s princes didn’t speak cuz their #actions spoke for them y’know? to me dck and Donna’s friendship is one that’s such a universal constant that it only needs to be seen a han #ful of times to be understood. and to me those handful of times told me that their relationship was that of a sister and brother’s (cliche) #but honestly these 2 r the kind to be able to stick with each other through ANYTHING and have. when no one else was allowed to see them for #who they truly were in their complete unfiltered selves they saw that in each other and they stuck by one another #because of that their bond is unbreakable the kind of bond built when you know the other will never even think of abandoning you. #Their relationship is so important to the both of them because before it they’d each thought they needed to always hide a piece of themsel #to be wanted even when it came to those closest to them. their friendship to each other taught them that people could know and see who you #completely and still love you and stay by you. their friendship built their ability for friendship with the other titans then their ability #for love in general. they’re each other’s safe space. #dc comics #comics #robin #dick grayson #donna troy #wonder girl #troia

[piosplayhouse]

Sometimes I think my "SV is self fulfilling prophecy" takes are going to get me flack from people on here but then I remember that no hate I get for hot takes can ever match how someone wrote a call out post against me for . Making the header for my Jiang Cheng poll a bunch of grapes

#THIS IS STILL SO FUNNY TO ME IM SORRY #It was literally just because i like adding headers to google forms but i couldnt find a good picture of jc that wouldnt crop to like his #dick or whatever and i didnt want to use uncredited fanart or photography . so i just used a stock photo pf the first purple #thing i thought of . it's not that deep i swear

[aeide-thea]

something something on the one hand a lot of my alienation is correct or at least reasonable but on the other hand if i don’t try to have more (unfounded) hope that people COULD be good to connect with and COULD see me the way i want to be seen and whatnot, then i’m just building up a wall of jaded bitterness around myself and might as well be dead already (which is how i feel and how part of me wishes i were but, you know, not really, it’s just that my ““life”” as it is is empty and thankless and hopeless and i try to keep up the side but.)

#like i don’t even *want* a Relationship at this point but very arguably that’s a symptom #like i just feel a like. deep disdain and disinterest at the thought of connecting with people these daya #*days #but really it’s like. i started out *so* sensitive and ready to be delighted‚ like a little sunflower #and now i’m just like. calloused over with hopeless misery and like. i’m not wrong to disdain a lot of the institutions i do #or at least‚ some degree of skepticism is justified #but at the same time. what do we have but flawed humanity. for worse or for better that’s what there is. #anyway i’m just upset right now bc i feel alone and i feel like it’s making me a dick #but like. mounting a fake performance of affability would be differently bad for me so. #this too will pass but. hard little knot of miseryshameresentment&c. #feelingsblogging

[mybrainproblems]

i just wish literally ANY of my debunking posts made it past a handful of likes/reblogs. i'm not looking for plaudits or brownie points on this stuff, but i've spent a not-insubstantial amount of time tracking down the source of some popular rumors/conspiracies and have managed to piece things together by crowdsourcing info from ppl who were There in addition to my own internet dives.

i'm not even really begging for notes tbh, i just that i wish the info could get out there. it just gets annoying to see the same things that are honestly not that difficult to debunk keep getting spread around and see new people latch onto them and spread them, bc repeating conspiracies is more fun than fact checking (unless you're a freak like me who loves a good internet spelunk)

i'm not even mad at ppl or anything bc i get it! conspiracies are fun! i've even bought into a couple! but then when i went to source them, i realized that oop! there's not a good source or it's been taken out of context! sometimes it's stuff that's been distorted via fandom telephone! and sometimes it's a complete fabrication or intentional misinfo, which is wild!

i guess i'm just bummed that The Truth Is Out There and yet we're still seeing the same debunked things circulate within the fandom.

maybe i'd get more traction if i was confrontational about this stuff but i try to come from a place of curiosity and good faith and give ppl benefit of the doubt and assume that others are coming from a place of good faith as well unless/until proven otherwise. i'm also happy to revise my stance if folks can offer a decent rebuttal - for all the research i may do, i can still be wrong! i encourage other ppl to fact check what i'm saying!

there's plenty of stuff that i have theories about that are wholly vibes-based and don't even have anecdata to back them up, so i just... don't talk about those publicly so as not to spread them. or i make extremely clear that i am just spitballing or spinning a word salad conspiracy as a joke.

and yeah, this is specifically about spn fandom but it applies to the real world as well. misinfo spreads so easily and it's extremely hard to stop it spreading or debunk it once it reaches critical mass and/or it gets the illusion of truth by coming from mainstream news sites (or popular blogs). it just feels like ppl are becoming more and more fundamentally un-curious and refuse to exit the echo chamber both in fandom and irl.

#the person who called destiel shippers qfanon post-finale was being a dick but sometimes it doesn't feel wholly off the mark #i also won't bring up anything publicly that i had to dig *deep* to find or could be taken badly out of context #i try to be respectful of boundaries and err on the side of caution #i'm a private person so if i wouldn't be okay with ppl knowing X about me i won't post X about someone else even if they're a public figure #the thing is that i used to be VERY confrontational with ppl and sure i got notes and and ppl ate it up & thought i was hilarious #but it was also cruel and self-destructive and the result of me being deeply not okay mentally. i never want to go there again. #so yeah. i'll taken openness and not a lot of attention over the possible traction i might get from being a raging dick again #no matter how much i want to be sometimes #i've basically given up on posting my debunking stuff bc it's me putting in a lot of effort just to be ignored #i don't really post analysis anymore either bc i swear ppl intentionally misunderstand what i'm saying #truly impressive amounts of ''how the heck did you get *that* from my post?'' or ppl fandomsplain at me ignoring what my post said #i'm just not made for modern soc med :')

[dick-nightwing-grayson]

Okay but like. What is Dick gonna do against three attack bears?

Because I feel like there is a difference between an attack bear and a circus bear. I love him and fully believe Batmans kids are all a million times better then him but like. What is Dick going to do? Befriend the bears with the powers of being the prettiest and most functional member of the batfam? The people have questions

He is simply a superior being and the bears would want to hug him to make everything better as we all know a hug from Dick makes everything better. They would want to be his bestie.... kidding. The real answer lies below

Please refer to this incredibly important post by @hood-ex about Dick's animal wrangling ability. He is an animal whisperer and animals all know it. They love him, as they should 😌

Also Dick would never be caught off guard by attack bears. He has worked with Bats too long, nothing catches him off guard. Look at him go, no hesitation, just straight in. He has a comfort around animals, specifically big animals that Batman lacks

#dick grayson #nightwing #animals #lions #asks #you come into my house #questioning dick's abilities #he is good at everything #except processing his feelings #just kidding anon #i love him sm #deep dick thoughts #nightwing is better than batman #obviously #i don't make unfounded claims i can't back up #dick is life #😉 #i just have so many feelings #about dick #mutual my beloved #hood-ex

[hekateinhell]

I almost came back to post wondering about what we think Louis's dick size is and now I'm doing it anyway. Like I know what I think and it doesn't really matter bc either way Lestat and Armand are both dickmatized (people died, plural) but I was curious as to the general consensus.

#i had a lot of thoughts while i was gone some are deep and some are this #look i read in a fic that his dick was bigger than lestat's and i've been distracted ever since #vc

[doodles-with-noodles]

I miss the times before puberty hit and I just was a long lil stick

#I‘m sad I’m stuck with curves in the wrong places #not fun at all #deep thought times except they’re not deep at all #Oh well it’s probably just from my perspective+ I’m really tired rn this is dumb shit #i am my own hype man I will punch myself if I put my appearance down no one’s allowed to do that. Dick #update: that was idiotic. I’m going to sleep

[dogwittaablog]

Did you hear about him on the podcast talking about having the biggest wrench on the team? It's deleted now but we got the quotes.

Hahahaha yeah I did! I remember listening way back when it first came out. I actually thought it was included in his friends video too that they filmed together, but rewatching it back I can’t find it in there RIP.

That video of him and Bo actually takes the cake for being the best content ever released of him. Full on personality, the way he’s just laughing and messing around when he’s doing the shootout with Bo in net, UNREAL.

(If you find clips holla @ me)

#I feel like the dude wasn’t lying on having the biggest dick #cause he deeply thought about it for a moment #BO BRING IT BACK #might end up deep diving to refind potential clips bye #on this specific topic #like I stg it was mentioned in the video unless something happened lmaooo #nolan patrick #nolpat #dec '23 subs