*Trips back into Tumblr, wizard pictures spilling out of my pockets like lose change*
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WARNING: DEER CROSSING
This blue gradient looks sick
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"What do you wish to be when you grow up?"
James: a father. Someone happy with a family.
Peter: I don't know... I hope we're all still friends. It would be nice to be more confident... Also maybe work with herbology? Or animals?
Remus: if I get any kind of job it's already a blessing. If we're aiming for unrealistic, I'd like to teach.
Sirius: dead.
Marauders:
James: Pads...
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“Cats are life, cats are gods, cats are better than humans.”
A quote from Regulus Black’s autobiography.
James reading the book: Wait, cats are better than me?
Regulus: If your animagus was a cat you’d be equal to them.
James annoyed: I can’t change my animagus, Regulus!
Regulus: why don’t you try to or I’ll still think cats are better.
James: I hate you.
Regulus: no you don’t.
James: you’re right, I don’t.
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dude would u still love me if I was a deer
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"Hermione, your Patronus..." Harry said quietly. "Is it...?"
"A Doe..." Hermione said calmly, as if it was meant to be. "It's a Doe, Harry... Because of you."
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A Stag Wizard that collects his antlers every time they shed so he can craft them into wands. One antler for his uses, the other for selling to naive hipster mages that think he’s doing it out of desperation and his antlers will never grow back.
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Slytherin skittles incorrect quotes
Barty: bitch, why are you wearing sunglasses?
Regulus: I have my reason
Evan: Reg it’s literally 7 in the morning and it’s winter?? The sun will not rise before 8?
Regulus: oh trust me, the sun is already dazzling me.
Barty: what the hell is wrong with his eyes?
Dorcas: nothing’s wrong with his eyes, the gryffindor quidditch team is not training today
Barty: and?
Dorcas: they’re here for breakfast after 7 which is really unusual
Barty: uh?
Evan: I’ve told you Cas, he is so oblivious
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Rough drawing i did with my phone and finger in class of these two goobers
Ik damn well people gonna hate her (at least at first) but I will stand NO STOLLEN SLANDER IN THIS HOUSEHOLD!
IN THIS HOUSEHOLD WE CHERISH AND RESPECT THIS BLUE HAIR PRONOUNS DEER I WILL DEFEND HER TILL THE END
She is my lovely little autistic train loving deer I'm devsisters now and what i say is full truth nobody can tell me otherwise
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anyway haii <:3 i drew myself the other day
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Knight of Wands. Art by Katherine Hillier, from A Totally Unofficial Adventure Time Tarot Deck.
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James potter's tumblr:
Jegulus date, James went inside to pay for an retrieve takeout, no doubt striking up a long conversation in the mean time. Regulus, boredly waiting in the car, notices his boyfriend's phone, and decides the best thing to do it make a silly post
Image description:
Username- ForgiveMeDeer
Caption- "Waiting on takeout, stole Potter's phone -@DontYouDarePetMe"
Tags- #Datenight #The best black #Ig I'll give it back #Maybe not
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faun / wizard / feminine
"mystery, library, opulence"
for one of my patrons, bastet!
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i don't even like video games so why have i been playing Red Dead 2 for the past eight hours gay
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Around Christmas every time James sees a reinDEER he says it's him. He has so many rainDEER decorations and Sirius gets him new ones each year.
(inspired by my raindeer bedsheets)
say hi to one of many Prongs
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i hit a deer with my car last night bc i live in bum fuck nowhere and it’s hunting season but anyway i cried for 30 minutes, NOT OVER HOW I FUCKED UP MY CAR BUT BC JAMES POTTER WOULD BE SO UPSET AT ME!!! LIKE HE WOULD NEVER FORGIVE ME
anyway my friend is concerned <3
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