#deetzlands

[amateurmagic]

Beetlejuice headcanon/mini fic that just popped into my head. I’ve heard some criticism that The Ghost with the Most leaves for the Netherworld at the end of the show, even after he’s made amends with everyone and even when Juno is no longer an issue. Now I love a good found family trope as much as the next person (my AO3 history will agree lol) but what if he went into the Netherworld to find Lydia’s mother?

As a disclaimer, I’ve never seen the Tim Burton film or any of the cartoon or comics, so idk if it’s elaborated somewhere else. But if Juno is gone and therefore the regulations lifted from the entryways, what’s to stop ghosts from leaving the Netherworld?

So some amount of months to years pass and Lydia and the Deetzlands have all adjusted to their strange and unusual family dynamic. Lydia enters the living room, maybe on the way to the kitchen for a homework snack, and stops in her tracks, notebooks and pens clattering to the floor as she registers two familiar figures standing in the middle of the room. BJ launches into some monologue about how arduous it was searching through the vastness of the Netherworld and how many Sandworms he had to fend off in order to bring Emily back to the portal and that Miss Argentina sends her regards, but Lydia can’t bring herself to make a sound, her eyes still stuck on the translucent, but intensely familiar form of her mother. Eventually another grownup (my brain imagines Charles, bc obvi) enters the room to investigate the sound of things being dropped and respond in a similar manner to Lydia, attention captured by the sudden reappearance of Beetlejuice and his new ghostly companion.

Lydia eventually managed to break the silence with a shaky and disbelieving “…Mom?”

Emily smiles in response, her arms opening in an invitation. Her touch is now cool, like mist, and she doesn’t smell the same anymore due to her status of deceased, but Lydia is simply glad that she doesn’t phase through her like she feared she would.

Sometime during his journeys in the Netherworld, Beetlejuice has learned the power and value of silence, settling to lean back against the banister of the stairs with the other assembled adults, content to let this reunion play out without him. Eventually, he finds himself being dragged forward into a hug by a joyfully tearful Lydia, her dark eyeliner now running down her face.

“Welcome home,” are the only words she can say.

A/N: maybe one day I’ll expand on this more and write an actual fic, but, for now, this is the best I’ve got

Also, barring the whole green card thing, Lydia and BJ are strictly friends/chaotic family here

#beetlejuice #beetlejuice the musical #lydia deetz #charles deetz #Emily deetz #deetzlands #delia deetz #Delia schlimmer #barbara maitland #adam maitland #beetlejuice fic #beetlejuice headcanon #alex brightman #elizabeth teeter #shit I actually post

[milfs-and-monsters]

Im making a dreamwidth k!nkmeme for Beetlejuice especially beetlelands. Still a WIP tho but stay tuned✌🏼

#beetlelands #beetlejuice #🔞 #goldenbeetle #beetledeetzland #beetledeetz #beetlebones #deetzland #beetlejuice x oc #trying to learn to customize dreamwidth blogs. #nsft

[beetled-juice]

Just some unfinished thoughts about Beej with a breeding kink. I’m going with two versions: one is Beej breeding you, the other is you breeding him. Reader uses gender neutral pronouns, though in my mind I’m always writing from a transmasc perspective so there will be mentions of y/n using a strap-on (implying y/n has a pussy).

Y/N Breeding Beetlejuice:

- The first time he makes any kind of reference to it is only a week after meeting you - he makes a joke about getting himself knocked up with your kid to baby trap you and force you to marry him. He sucks in a large breath and pushes his stomach out, placing his hands on his rounded belly like he was trying to feel a kick. You laugh it off and pat his ballooned belly as you walk past, making an off-hand comment about how it doesn't work that way, and you miss the way his eyes grow wide at the touch.

- Sometimes after a long day out in the world of the living, coming home to Beetlejuice and his chaos is... a lot, to put it kindly. One way you’ve learned to keep him quiet and contained is to pound him into the mattress, leaving him to claw and bite at the bedding beneath him as you work off his excessive energy. Normally he’s got a smart mouth, but whenever you take control like this he becomes a whimpering and howling mess. It was during one of these times that he revealed how much he liked the idea of you breeding him.

He was face down and ass up, your fingers digging into the soft flesh of his hips as you set a brutal pace. You reveled in the sounds he made when he was like this, and you kept egging him on with the filth dripping from your mouth. You’d made some pointed comments about how much he loved taking you, how you wished you could spill inside of him and watch as it dripped out of his used hole. At that, he’d let out a strangled groan and began to come apart around you.

Knowing he had more than one round in him, you’d started to gently tease him about why that had brought him over the edge so quickly - unashamed, he simply replied that the thought of you knocking him up was super hot. You’d laughed, because Beej that’s not possible, but he’d just shrugged and reminded you that kinks and fantasies don’t have to be possible to be fun. After that, you both loved to play out this fantasy.

- After a chance discovery online, you decide to surprise Beej with a new strap-on that can hold and “come” lube. You make sure that you get the package delivered when he’s over at the deetzlands, and hide it for the next time you have an evening together.

You make sure to take your time fingering him open, leaving him pliant and squirming beneath you. You then make sure to show off your new toy, explaining that you’re going to use it to fuck a baby into him, but you don’t tell him about its secret surprise inside. His eyes, already dark, go unnaturally wide, and he nods enthusiastically while grabbing at your hips. You turn him into a drooling mess, fucking him nice and deep until he’s nearing his peak, then you press the release button and let your “seed” flood out. This drives him over the edge, a surprised and very loud cry dragged out of him as he comes in thick ropes across his belly.

Once he’s coherent enough, you show him how the toy works, and you can bet he’ll be begging you to use it regularly ;)

- Normally this type of fantasy is just for fun - it’s hot, and you enjoy yourselves - but on occasion this turns into a way to reassure him that you’re not going anywhere when he has a bad day.

Initially it wasn’t planned - you’d come home to a very melancholy and very purple Beetlejuice, and all he’d wanted was to have you as close to him as possible. When he’d quietly asked you to fuck him, you’d simply grabbed whatever was closest to your harness and started to work him open. When you both realized you’d grabbed your “special” toy you’d moved to grab a different one, but a quick grip of your wrist kept you in place. Understanding what it was he really wanted, you’d happily gone along with the fantasy-slash-comfort sex. You’d whispered promises about staying with him, never specifying anything but letting him live in the fantasy of such a permanent tie between you two.

After that, whenever he would ask you to fuck him during a purple day, you’d offer him the choice of which toy to use. Most of the time he chose one of your normal toys, or he’d leave it up to you, and you’d know that that fantasy wasn’t what he needed right then. If and when he chose the special toy, you’d always be sure to show him exactly how much it meant that he trusted you to do this.

Beetlejuice Breeding Y/N:

- I think the first time you both try out this fantasy, he’d immediately start pressing most of his weight down onto you to keep your body covered beneath his. If you grumble at getting squished, he’d growl out something about trying to keep you safe and away from prying eyes. In the netherworld, there’s very little privacy and very few safe places away from other demons who would want to steal his sweet breather, and as he really gets into the fantasy it’s hard for him to remember that you’re both safely in the living world where there’s no threat of you being stolen from him.

- When he’s done spilling inside you, he’ll stay right there to make sure none of it slips out. Sometimes this means he stays buried inside of you, waiting until he’s hard again to start pumping a second round into you. Other times, he pulls out but keeps a finger at the ready to push anything dripping out back inside you.

This second option takes some getting used to - he’ll leave you laying on your back with your legs spread wide for him to very dutifully watch with unblinking eyes, waiting for any trace of his come to make itself visible. The first few times he does this, you have to cover your incredibly red face with a pillow and squirm trying to stop yourself from pulling your thighs together. You tried to once, because Beej it’s been like 10 minutes, come on, this is getting embarrassing, but he just shoved his hands between your legs and yanked them back apart. After that, he always kept a second pair of hands on the inside of your thighs, his thick fingers gripping the soft flesh as a reminder to keep them open.

- His favorite position when indulging in this fantasy is your general missionary - he’s a sap at heart, and being able to watch you and kiss you and whisper filthy things into your neck is just too good to pass up. He loves feeling your thighs squeeze around him when you’re close to the edge, and it’s more conducive to the aforementioned points about keeping his come inside of you.

#beetlejuice x reader #musical beetlejuice x reader #nsft #my stuff #posting this at 3:30 in the morning so that my sense of shame during daylight hours can't stop me >:3

[obsessive-ego]

Every adult in the Deetzlands house has seen Beetlejuice's dick at least once

[pizzawombatsbeejieblog]

Soft Headcanon:

So, fun fact, I have headcannoned Beej (and even wrote my Daffodils fic) as being the type of guy who likes flowers as much as he'd hate to admit it for the longest time, even before I saw the clip/gif of Creepy Old Guy were he's sniffing a bouquet.

Like idk, he just gives off the vibes of him having that soft spot.

Well, another Headcanon I had was that he can only ever summon dead plants/flowers with his magic no matter how hard he tries, which is the reason why when he finds out that Barbara inevitably starts keeping plants and a garden at the Deetzlands he falls in love with it (though he won't admit it) and is always stealing flowers from her garden either to keep for himself or to give to y/n.

Barbara would probably eventually notice that flowers are always going missing but I think after maybe confronting him a couple of times (and him denying it) she would just humor him and start growing even more flowers or setting aside some for him (or help him out when a special date with y/n is approaching).

#my writing #pizzawombats writing #beetlejuice x self insert #beetlejuice x you #not tagging as x reader bc this is the kind of post that would get me cancelled for being too cringe

[itsaship-literally]

Yk I actually feel stupid rn like I realize I have two friends who are into beetlejuice but I keep the ship to myself cuz I dont even have to ask to know they consider it pedophilic or simply platonic but idkk it feels bad fangirling about the same things but keeping one of the best parts of it away from them I’m not sure if I’m making any sense but I realize how much of this whole beetlebabes obsession I’ve been doing alone, when I’m used to talking abt it with my friends it feels bad but jsjdjdj sorry I just wanted to know if it’s just me but. Yeah. Not saying I wanna stop liking it by any means but if I liked it less maybe it would be easier being the only person I know in real life who likes this ship as well? But it’s difficult

It's so sad that fandom can split friends these days. Honestly, it says a lot about what people find important. Fandom shipping really shouldn't be a factor. Let me tell you a quick story about how fandom affects my friendship. My best friend and I are into another cartoon fandom. He ships canon and I have a preference for the BFF's who both spend the entirety of canon simping after characters who are obliviously annoying. I love that comradery between the two friends who are constantly trying to support each other in heartbreak. My friend has a total right to ship the canon. I have the right to break the canon ship up and let the sappy romantics fall into each other's pathetically hopeless arms. Both of us also have a right to lovingly give each other shit about it. And we do. We have whole ship wars on Twitter and in real life. We also have a bond that means that we can razz the fuck out of each other. Call names and at the end of the day, he is still my best friend.

Some may even find us shippable.... and I would say heeeeeellllll nah. I love him.. but he is my bro and we argue over ships and canon all the time. That right there is real friendship. If I dumped his ass over a cartoon what would that say about me? Or him?

Petty and trivial. Lack of trust? He wouldn't know me and I wouldn't know him. If your friends see you as a problem for a cartoon/movie/musical, then there is something deeper going on. Disclaimer here; I am not a therapist. I am not a relationship coach. But I am a mother, a wife, a friend, and a big sister to 7 younger buttheads who I adore with the loyalty of a rabid monster. I have many relationships in my life and if any of those relationships end, it's not due to fandom. However, I have lost fandoms over heartaches. That could be the real danger here. The fandom you love may only be here a short time but linking a friendship to a fandom is dangerous. If the friendship fails, it may be difficult to enjoy the shows you once associated with them. My best advice is to continue what you love. The people who care about YOU are the most important and if a stupid thing like a shipping war destroys that, then the friendship was not strong to begin with. Now, this goes for my Babes here too, who I know are brilliant and wouldn't do this anyway... I hope. Don't drop people because they like BeetleTina, Deetzlands, Goldenrat/Beetlands or even Lydia/Oc & Bj/oc. These trivial ship wars are not important in the real world. It's not worth breaking your heart or your friends' hearts over something like fandom. Keep your heart safe. Talk to your family and your friends. And finally, remember that fandom is just an extra fun time and not something to be ashamed of or feared. Ok, Lecture mode is over. Have a good weekend Anon. Keep happy and keep thriving on your joys.

#beetlejuice fandom #anon ask #ask reply #non professional advice #lecture mode

[perdrixforelle]

i'm just gonna throw some ideas out and you're welcome to ignore all of them heehee ♡

bj & lydia enjoying neitherworld treats? like eye scream or scream puffs >:3

beach bods! swimsuits. they're nearly as fun as lingerie sometimes uwu there's some really cool swimsuit styles

beej trying to convince the deetzlands to let him keep a skunk/opossum/otherwise typically considered undesireable wildlife (shamelessly stolen from an episode of the cartoon)

lydia/barbaba/adam/ych (whoever, someone lmao) gardening and beej gobbling all the worms/grubs/earwigs/whatever that get dug up (much to the other's disgust)

beej in The Wedding Dress (has that been done before??)

crossovers? i was planning on sketching a cute thing that popped in my head with sweeney todd/beetlejuice but you could totally do it too :D (basically the scene where sweeney goes "life is for the alive, my dear!" and beej being like "RUDE.")

i hope you have a good trip!

Aaaaah all of these are so good! Thank you so much! I could totally do a beach thing, I haven't yet. I also said I would do them in an Old Western setting. That would perhaps require documentation I won't have on the plane tho, mmmh. Also I imagine Lydia trying to keep Beej from eating all the worms while gardening because they are good for the soil and also friend-shaped.

You should totally do the Sweeney Todd crossover tho! It would be fun!

#perdrix arts #art prompts #asks #seddoesstuff

[chrisdoesanart]

I just wanted beetledeetzland doodles.  i ended up with this.

Why did I go ham on it? I kept saying “oH mY PenCil iS bRoKen So I’Ll be tAkinG it Easy-” AND THEN I PULL SOMETHING LIKE THIS OUT OF MY ASS WTF

[side note, I know this isn’t what the house looks like, in anyway shape or form, but it’s kinda what it looks like in my head so :D]

Beetleb*bes dni 😃

Uhhhh Im gonna explain what’s goin on in the image under the cut cause yeah :D

Ok so starting with my favorite part of the drawing, it’s Charles and Barbra! :D

Their plan was to bake something nice for their partners, and just spend time with each other in the process!  They’re going along with the recipe, having fun, when Charles noticed something was off!  They added too much [insert baking ingredient that would kinda mess up baked goods]!  Dun dun duuuuuuun!!

(And yes, Charles is wearing a “Kiss the Cook” apron he got from Delia and Beej)

Moving to Adam and Delia!  They love hanging out with each other and taking about books/woodwork and crystals.  While Adam isn’t all that into crystals, and Delia isn’t much of a reader, they love to hear and watch the other talk about what they’re passionate about and really enjoy!  Delia loves to tell Adam about the various types and purposes of certain crystals!  Adam hopes to one day try wood sculpting with Delia and the others as well!

#Chris did the art #Beetlejuice #beetledeetzlands #Deetzlands #ship art #honestly could just be the fam chatting but no it’s ship art cause I say so >:) #Adam maitland #charles deetz #delia deetz #barbra maitland #barbra x Charles #Adam x Delia #beetleb*bes dni #lydia deetz #lawrence beetlejuice shoggoth #digital art #finger drawing #Beetlejuice the musical #beetlejuice fanart

[theserpentsnight]

I love how Im a Deetzland shipper but it cant be canon in my own fucking AU because i made Charles a piece of shit wtf 😭

#im the most oppressed person on the internet rn #Deetzlands #beetlejuice #beetlejuice musical #barbara maitland #adam maitland #charles deetz #delia deetz #ken talks #the wager au

[ihatecoconut]

Does anyone have a clear pic of Lydia's yellow dress from Beetlejuice?

I wanna make it but I need a reference pic :(

#beetlegeuse #beetlejuice the musical #incorrect beetlejuice quotes #blue beetle #beetlelands #beetlejuice #lydia deetz #delia beetlejuice #delia deetz #charles deetz #adam maitland #barbara maitland #beetlejuice x maitlands #the maitlands #maitlands 2.0 #deetz #deetzlands #deetziisms #sophia anne caruso #presley ryan #skye the girl scout #dana steingold #alex brightman #kerry butler #david josefsberg #beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice #beetlejuice barbara #beetlejuice broadway #beetlejuice bway #beetlejuice big bang

[artysmartypigfartyy]

Movie night at the Deetzland house...The Quadple was pleased when Beej and Lydia opted to join them for “family time”...though became increasingly concerned with how quiet they were through the film.

#beetlebabes #musicalbabes #beetlejuice the musical #betelgeuse #fanart #beetlejuice and lydia #beetlejuice musical #beetlejuicelydia #beetlejuice/lydia #alex brightman #sophia anne caruso #delia deetz #charles deetz #deetzlands #barbara maitland #adam maitland #l

[a-bold-departure]

#queued #Beetlejuice the Musical #Beetlejuice Broadway #Musical Verse #day o #deetzlands

[edgarrallenhoee]

Does anyone else follow the most random tags ?? Like I follow :

Beetlejuice

Delia Deetz

Cottagecore

Dr who

Torchwood

Beetledeetzlands

Deetzlands

Zoo netflix

Yeah , it's probably just me

#dr who #torchwood #beetlejuice #beetlejuice the movie #beetlejuice the broadway musical #beetlejuice the animated series #beetlejuice the cartoon #dr who fandom #dr who meme #dr who eu #dr who cosplay #dr who rp #zoo netflix #cottagecore #charles deetz #lydia deetz #deetzlands #delia deetz

[bug-drink-man]

Deetzlands meme. This took forever to make 😅

#deetzlands #maitlands x deetz #adam maitland #barbara maitland #delia deetz #charles deetz

[obsessive-ego]

Beej and reader trying to keep their new relationship on the down low until somethings are figured out

You are chilling at the deetzlands, just kinda chatty with Delia, when all of a sudden Beetlejuice grabs you by the arm

"Y/n I need a word with you" his voice was stern while he dragged you into the guest room

Pushing you inside, the ghoul closes the door behind him

"You alright?" You ask, he couldn't be too upset, his hair was still a dull green

"I know you asked me to keep us subtle, but I weally need a kiss♡" he coos, his hair and beard shifting to pink

You sigh, relieved "alright"

The ghouls eyes light up and he quickly pushes you down onto the bed

"Beej!-" You gasp, but we're quickly silenced as Beetlejuice crawls on top of you and squishes his lips into yours

The ghoul hoists your legs around his waist as his kisses begin to leave your lips and move to your neck

"Ah, Lawrence♡ wait-" You gasp

He only hums in response

All of a sudden there is a light knock at the door, before either of you could do anything Delia pokes her head in

"Are you two okay- oh!"

Beetlejuice pushes off you "don't worry about it D, we're just peachy♡" he chuckles

Embarrassed, Delia retreats

"You did this on purpose didn't you?" You groan

"You know me so well babes♡" he pecks your cheeks

You sit up, and give the ghoul a light pinch on the cheek, you stare at the door not looking forward to all the questions you'll be facing when the two of you leave

#beetlejuice x reader #rambling #muscial beetlejuice x reader

[emmett-mccarty-cullen]

Headcanon: when it comes to "ask your mother/father" when Lydia asks for permission to do things or go places and one of her parents is busy, she's only allowed to ask Delia last. Because Delia both tries to be the fun and chill stepmom, and that she's still very slightly intimidated by Lyds.

#beetlejuice the musical #beetlejuice #lydia deetz #delia deetz #deetzlands #implied at least