#definitely the coolest

[chalkrub]

art trade from toyhouse - love this funny evil guy

#my art #anthro #furry #illustration #found the coolest new band recently and then found out they broke up earlier this year - very cool #and i definitely did not feel genuine devastation over this #they reformed as a new thing and their first single is good but i'll never hear their old stuff live!!!!!! FUCK!!! #i hate and love teeny tiny bands man they're always jumping from project to project and mutating. which is great and all for keeping fresh #but now i gotta trawl through youtube for their handful of live recordings like a starving rat in a winter shortage #they're called cheap teeth....i'd be remiss if i didn't give a shoutout to a band that somehow has less followers than me #anyway. swag #weirdfur

[myonmukyuu]

unicorn gundam is the patron saint of setsupomu

#love live nijigasaki #i will now be live blogging this #love live #i have this bit with my bf where i loudly exclaim that the unicorn gundam is the coolest guy in the world and definitely worth the trek to #odaiba which made it hilarious to see it interact with the unfolding yuri subtext going on AHAHAHA #nijiyon

[skywerse]

I designed finch's dad!!!!

#riptide oc #jrwi riptide oc #jrwi riptide #jrwi #just roll with it #digital art #aster really said haha don't kill yourself here's your wife <3 #also i made him a bard #and he has a kick ass harp that definitely wasn't just a scythe but i changed my mind... haha what #finch is really out there having the coolest two dads in the world and a mother who's cursed in a cool harp #the second dad is skip #the guy who found her after y'know #the horrors happened #you can read all finch lore in that one big post i made for her #you can find it if u search thru this tag -> #skye's ocs #also i know air genasi don't look like that but i don't careee #wind man must be birb

[dlartistanon]

Two types of concert owls

#arknights #silence #ptilopsis #dlarts #seeing ptilo be part of a cyberpunk band is hilarious #ifrit definitely thinks joyce is the coolest #her third mom after all

[foreverppl]

Moodboard for Jinnah Beatty (they/she), lead singer of ethereal goth band Mayday Malady.

@infamous-if

Playlist

#romancing august I think but we’ll see what oriana is saying when the updated demo comes out hehe #some quick facts: #they usually go by their last name #her goal with her style is to be constantly mistaken for a beautiful ghost #lots of long skirts/dresses + layers. gossamer looking fabric etc. only ever wears black or white #on stage she’s also usually wearing a mourning veil bc of course she is #half of her love of music comes from the spectacle of it. like being able to construct a persona and exist in it for a little while #like playing make believe #they make a lot of their own clothes. if they weren’t doing music they’d definitely be doing something in fashion. #she deeply deeply hates being misunderstood or having her words/actions be twisted so she’s like pulling her hair out rn lmao #the band’s songs are pretty high usually so she always secretly finds it funny when fans try to sing along and are off key or something lol #the only tattoo they have is seven’s initials and she doesn’t really plan on getting any others #they’re hesitant abt being a positioned as the leader bc sometimes she has issues with reeling in her emotions #and responding reasonably in the moment. #anyway she can’t relate to the loser mc allegations she’s the coolest mf on the scene tbh #but I am sorta… scared for them. #on account of the horrors that are yet to come #bc truthfully they don’t know any coping mechanisms that aren’t just ‘ignore it until it goes away’ lmao #one of the things she is currently ignoring to the best of their ability is seven #if: infamous #mb #mc: jinnah beatty (infamous)

[bl00doodle]

My sonknux fanchild..... her name is apple !!

#my art #sonknux #sonic the hedgehog #knuckled the echidna #the irony of me making a sonknux fanchild first instead of a sonadow fanchild jssjskej #i luvvv sonknux sm tho.... #KNUCKLES WOULD BE A WORRIER ANXIOUS DAD... sonic would also be nervous but hes being more chill abt it #knuckles would definitely want his kid to think hes the coolest aSKDJSKSKAK TRIES TO IMPRESS AN INFANT #they have lil competitions to make their baby laugh pr smthn ehehe #theyd be such cute n silly parents... #w sonadow i think they rly wouldnt have kids tbh maybe theyd have liek 5 chao as children SHSBWHWHSHHW #or like 4 cats and 1 dog . thats the vide i have in my brain #*vibe #soandow would def be vague parent figures 2 sum ppl when theyre mucchhh much older imo #sonknux would b more llikely to have a kid #how is their kid borm? idk. magic? emerald magic!??.. #anywayz sry for the little word vomit eheheh #i just cant mcfreakin decide what she would wear OTL #she has a pink nose... hehe...

[becca-e-barnes]

Hiii I have nothing to do at work so of course I have to day dream about different dark!Bucky scenarios (I do not condone cheating but this is really hot to me aaaa)😩 like imagine your husband and Bucky have always had an ongoing rivalry, They worked together, went to college together, hated every ounce of each other. One night you’re at the bar with your friends when Bucky comes over to you and buys you drink after drink after drink, taking you back to his house. He’s throwing you on his bed and ripping your clothes off, kissing you hungrily. “Get ready baby, this is gonna be much tougher than you’re used to.” “Please.” “Yeah? Is he not satisfying you baby? This pretty pussy deserves to be treated right, luckily I’m here now.” He’s so rough with you, fucking you harshly, the dirty talking is driving you crazy. He’s so cocky and cruel, bending you in several different positions and pounding into you for hours. If only you had seen the camera… (part 2??? Bucky making your husband watch the video 😭) -💒

This, a thousand times over 😵‍💫 and I can just imagine throwing all the stuff at him that you wouldn't dream of doing with your husband. Maybe your husband really doesn't let you explore your fantasies and if you've got one chance to do that, you're determined to take it.

Especially if Bucky is quite a bit rougher than you're used to while still being so respectful. He got the impression that you're not being fucked how you want to be and he wants to give you everything you dream of when you touch yourself. He's not necessarily rough with you because he wants to be. He's rough because that's what you want.

If he's feeling extra filthy too, he'd fuck you in the bed you share with your husband. You're on your hands and knees on the bed, presenting your glistening pussy to him, enjoying the sensation of him smearing your arousal over the tip of his cock.

"Fuck, do you know how bad I want this?" He hums quietly, trailing his leaking tip over your slick folds. "Do you know how badly I want to press inside you? You've made such a mess. Bet you feel like fuckin' Heaven and he doesn't even appreciate it."

With his free hand, Bucky grabs a handful of your ass, squeezing just enough that you feel it hurt.

"Don't want to rush this though." His tip lines up with your entrance, teasing the little fluttering hole and God, you're desperate. "I want to take my time. Want to make sure every time your head hits this pillow, you remember how it feels to have every. Last. Inch of me slip inside you."

You can't have him wait any longer though so you press your hips back onto him, feeling just the tip slide into you. "Good girl, that's it. Fuck yourself on me. You need this, don't you? You need to be fucked right for a change."

He's not wrong. You couldn't stop now, even if you wanted to so you keep going, taking all of him. The weight of him inside you is delightful.

"Oh God, you're perfect. You feel like you were made for me." He doesn't dare move. Instead, he takes a second to just enjoy the wet heat of your body and the snug fit of you around his cock.

"You are. A fucking. Dream." He tests the water with a few shallow thrusts, rutting his tip against the sweet spot inside you. You're so wet, you're convinced you must be dripping onto the sheets and your eyes roll back in your head at the very thought.

This is how sex is supposed to feel. You didn't think you could crave anyone the way you do now. "Buck, please." You whimper, rolling your hips back against him, pressing him as deep inside you as possible. "Don't be gentle."

You hear him groan and feel his fingertips trail down your spine, making you arch your back into the bed. "Is that what you need, sweetheart? Can tell just by looking at you that you need it hard and fast and rough tonight. I'll be gentle with you tomorrow morning, I promise. Gotta work some of that tension out of you first. Bet you haven't cum in months."

You don't like that he can tell so easily but you're not surprised either. The first sharp thrust knocks the air from your lungs but all you hear is a pathetic sob, followed by the crack of a hard spank to your ass and the blossoming, stinging pain he's inflicted.

You're not surprised that it only makes you wetter.

#asks answered <3 #💒 anon #becca writes spice #bucky barnes x reader smut #bucky barnes smut #I've got no words for what I've just written #I think I made myself dizzy #I want to give this like nine more parts eughhhhhh #and I think I'll definitely give it at least one more #tw: cheating #there's nothing I love more than finding someone you just click with #I usually stick with the same hairdresser #but my hair was sitting weird and I was desperate to get it cut so I went to a different stylist at the same place I usually go to #and we just vibed #she's the coolest #within half an hour we were planning how she's gonna tell the new man she's seeing that she's starting her first round of IVF #We talked the entire 3 hours I was there #and she said she hopes her daughter turns out like me 🥺🥺 #like no girl I swear you don't #but that's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said

[bradshawsbaby]

Sometimes I think about how much Bradley adored his mama and how he used to tell people that she was his best friend when he was little and how he still carries this photo around with him in his wallet and I just—🥲🥲🥲

#carole was definitely the coolest mom ever #bradley rooster bradshaw #carole bradshaw

[mewtwo24]

Okay but like. Two things about the volume 8 statue [redacted] chapter.

Firstly. By god no amount of "yeah it was unhinged" comments on this website prepared me for whatever the fuck that was. I need at least 5 business days to process.

Second, was I the only one who read that scene as:

Hua Cheng, teeming with self-satisfaction to see Mu Qing near writhing with scorned disgust and fury: this was a 100% successful trip

Xie Lian: our statues are fucking in Mu Qing's palace oh god oh fuck what do you m e a n successful

Hua Cheng, smirk getting even bigger: this was a 100% successful trip

#tgcf #volume 8 spoilers #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #mu qing #hua cheng really out here like 'it's called christening the heavens with our love which is more than you lot deserve.' #nothing could have prepared me for how that scene played out #hua cheng how does it feel to win every single day of your deceased life #mf thought he was going to be humiliated in front of his lifelong crush/sworn love #only to instead watch one of his love rivals tangentially humiliated by XL's (hualian POST-COITAL) overwhelming spiritual power no less #I have never witnessed a bigger W in my life holy shit the way that boomeranged #I just can't get over how funnily hc's built I swear to god it ends me every time #mfer was born and literally nobody liked that. baby boy suffers for most of his life #fast forward to ghost hc. master of cataclysmic power and protecting his loving failwife (who is basically full of aged weird girl energy) #said weird girl energy being hc's salvation because xl saw him feral and unhinged and legit went 'i like him i'll let him tear up the couch #for 800 y e a r s hc pined and nourished his love--waiting for his opportunity #thusly leaving every single one of his competitors for xl's attention in the dust (not that they were much to write home about) #hc is like the definition of 'bide your time and fucking destroy' #i don't care what anyone says he's legitimately one of the coolest characters i've ever seen #i also can't get over hua cheng straight up being like 'xl in distress? we all know who this is a job for. M E' **builds hc statue** #without an ounce of hesitation #the way i love this mfer he's so sweet and so funny at the same time nobody doing it like him #i also love mxtx's passion for the dynamic of “GET RID OF HIM HE'S A MENACE” “no he just needs enrichment let him be" #why bingqiu and hualian will live forever in my heart

[lunar-years]

We’re always talking about Phoebe and Jamie (which is so real of us truly) however today I want to ponder Phoebe and Keeley because I just KNOW Phoebe thinks she’s so cool fun and iconic (she is right). I think teenage Phoebe would do something totally out of pocket at school or whatever. Probably just to like, see what would happen. For fun. Of course she gets sent home for this but I think Roy (who has been known to try to debate the logistics behind wild animal veterinary medicine with an 8 yr old, mind you) would be soooo confused. Sometimes he’s just too practical for Phoebe. So he’s completely baffled and is just like… phoebe WHY would you do this thing. The fuck did you THINK would happen?? But Keeley “took a shit in Joanna Wellington’s locker just for kicks” Jones would just be like. No don’t worry phoebe I totally get it babe. Sometimes you just got to get it out of your system. And then she’d give Phoebe good tips on mending her fences and patching things up with her friends <3 sometimes weird little girls just need their weird (formerly little) girl mentor !!!

#I have no idea what phoebe does at school I haven’t gotten that far but believe me that’s its deeply weird and deeply unwarranted #I think she’s perfect <3 #ALSO ALSO keeley definitely let’s phoebe borrow jewelry and purses and hair clips as she gets older and phoebe is soooo enamored #the coolest cool aunt I’m telling you #keeley jones #phoebe o'sullivan #ted lasso #I’m in very much a keeley jones mood lately can you tell. is it obvious.

[lesbiansanemi]

Sometimes I just think about Soi Fon. Like that shit was so insane. Easily one of The characters of all time. You’re going to give me a woman who hates the physical manifestation of her soul because it’s loud and explosive and she doesn’t think it’s “proper” that it suits her, but it’s so obvious it does because she’s angry and stubborn and loud and explosive!!! And then the fact that she never ever calls upon that physical manifestation of her soul until things are so dire it’s practically that or death? The fact that in so many ways she lets her emotions build and build and build until they quite literally explode???? And then!!! AND THEN!!!! Add in that she hates her bankai because it’s “inappropriate” for an assassin… for her role as captain of the Stealth Force… the position she inherited from Yoruichi after she abandoned Soul Society for Urahara… She despises the physical manifestation of her explosive nature, the nature she hides until she can’t, just like she shoved down her feelings for Yoruichi, the betrayal, the hurt, the love, until she quite literally couldn’t anymore and it all came back up in a BANG!!! Like god… oh my god, no one will ever do it again and kubo did not deserve such a cool fucking character in the least

#bleach #soi fon #yorusoi #<— because like this definitely feeds into it #like I refuse to believe soi fon didn’t have some form of romantic feelings for yoruichi like it’s so OBVIOUS #also like add in the lesbian angle to this??? #oh… MY GOD it just makes it so much more intense #hiding from your feelings and swearing up and down they shouldn’t suit you that they’re not right for you #even though they obviously are #I can’t fuckin do it man #it’s been YEARS but the soi fon brain rot is still just SO strong #I really did fuckin imprint on her #but tbh in general I hate to give him any credit but kubo did kinda go off with characters who hated/hid their bankai #like the whole thing of hating your soul hating your very being #unparalleled. wish he actually did anything cool with those particular character arcs #like the soi fon ikkaku and yumichika character arcs could have been PEAK #(also don’t even get me started on the three of them being some of the uh… um… well ya know a teeny bit queer) #it could have been so good #but again kubo can’t write and hates gay ppl so lmao #wild that he genuinely created some of the coolest queer characters ever kinda on accident #like whoopsie #anyways I’ll shut up now #kaz rambles

[who-is-page]

Life is hard! Consider buying my stuff!

My life isn't quite falling apart, but things have gotten really tricky lately. One housemate (and their super destructive, permanent houseguest) is refusing to pay their share of rent or utilities for the next three months, and another is refusing to pay their full share of rent for that same amount of time and is making us cover around $75 every month, and I'm having to double-up my hours at work while still being a full-time student (and also one of my professors, who we're 99% sure is using ChatGPT to generate her citations because none of them exist and we pointed this out, hates my guts and has been grading me really harshly and forcing me to go full-sail on every assignment to ridiculous degrees in order to pass this required class).

My spouse is working on getting full-time at their job, but it looks like they won't be able to until December, and we also have no idea how much rent is going to increase this year-- my guess is it's going to go up another $500, same as last year, to a total of $3,000, so things are gonna get really fucking bumpy until around January, probably.

So basically, if you like the work I've done, consider throwing me a tip on Ko-Fi or buying my stuff on Itch.io:

(Also I promise we have more stuff lined up that we want to polish and publish, life has just been super-duper fucking busy! There is so much more going on right now than what I've mentioned here, especially in terms of surprise medical bills and other horrible surprises. And we haven't forgotten about Inky Paws issue 2, either, which we're still hoping to have done by December and which will STILL always be entirely 100% free to download, no matter what our living or money situation looks like. That will never ever change, so please don't worry!)

#personal #yells #one of the surprise medical bills was MY TOOTH FUCKIN BROKE #I need to get a whole ass crown!!! wtf I'm anti-monarchy this should be illegal to happen to me #there are other surprise medical bills too but that's the one I'm most like are you FUCKIN srs rn #I love dentists and I think they're the coolest so it's like not scary or anything it's just. it's SO EXPENSIVE. #All the other bills should be at around $600 or below but this definitely won't even with insurance and I'm like whyyyyyyy #I should have gotten the crown like a week or two ago but I literally just cannot afford it rn so I'm trying to just be careful #with the patch the dentist put on it a month or so ago.... #sorry I'm just using the tags to SCREAM at this point like oh my god guys #you would not believe some of the bullshit that is going on rn #My housemate's permanent guest? it's their partner with assault charges #Who kidnapped a cat #Burned their last place of residency down #Bite and shanked their mother at 5am while she was asleep in her bedroom #And got my housemate arrested on false charges last year for funsies #And jumped off my roof #And brings stray animals in the house #And makes the hugest messes in the kitchen and living room without cleaning them up #(And I think she's a local drug dealer but that's more just a DO IT IN YOUR OWN FUCKING HOUSE AND NOT MINE thing) #So the whooooole polycule is on high alert that this person is gonna go off the rails and hurt people/pets at any time #I'm so unbelievably stressed out and worried about my cat especially #And like. I have PTSD dudes! This is so unimaginably fucking awful for my mental health! #If it weren't for my support system I would be in PIECES right now. I am so lucky to have partners and friends who care. #Also if some of that list sounds Weirdly Familiar to you it's because I wrote a fictional AITA post for NaNoWriMo '21 based on some of it #Yeah THAT is how long this stuff has been going on and what I've listed here is only Tip Of The Iceberg #Those two people will be gone by the end of November but oh my god I'm so stressed about retaliation and shit #The housemate in question tried to deflect by being like-- oh well she was just off her antipsychotics! #Like dude I don't know how to break this to you but. 1) that's a reason but not a justification for her behavior #2) She's an awful and horrible person both on and off her meds so obviously it is not the sole fault of her psychosis

[houseplantfromspace]

Did some moongirl sketches

#this show is so good #definitely one of the coolest things on Disney channel right now alongside owl house #art #my art #moon girl #moon girl and devil dinosaur #moon girl casey #devil dinosaur #lunella lafayette #marvel #marvel fanart #moon girl and devil dinosaur fanart #mgadd fanart #mgadd

[lynxgriffin]

Suselle but it’s just a regular deer and lizard!

There they go, it's so sweet!

#ask lynx stuff #definitely nothing like the dragon's gonna eat the deer or anything! #but anyway komodo dragons are in fact the coolest

[theuncannybookdragon]

The Wheel of Time be like-

Also from now on I am only referring to saidin as cock and balls sorcery

#wheel of time #the wheel of time #'cock and balls sorcery' LMAOOOOO #i'm sure RJ genuinely thought it was a cool magic system idea #but that was with the assumption that gender=sex #and that both are binary #which is mosy definitely not the case #it would be kinda cool tho if there was a similar and more open #magic system like that #where the type of magic you could access is linked to your gender #but there were as many kinds of magic as there is genders #(which is like an infinite amount) #or maybe just like the 'flavour' or feel of your magic #is based on your gender #either way trans and genderqueer people would have THE COOLEST magic

[game-on-comics]

i have a question for eva

how does it feel being one of the coolest miis? :3c

Eva: I'm totally one of the BEST girlbosses around town, you can count on that! >:]

#ask the miis #ask #game on #mii #miis #dont feed her ego too much #but i agree definitely one of the coolest miis out there XD #wii sports resort #wii sports