The dehimbofication of Deuce Gorgon😔
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I’ve seen the laserblast to venomous timeline described as “dehimbofication” a couple times and as funny as that word is I feel like it’s not quite accurate given I don’t think he technically was ever a real himbo. like. he wasn’t a dumbass with a heart of gold or a super notable Respect Women Juice kinda dude or anything– he was pretty intelligent and actively studying bioengineering on the side as laserblast, and probably pulled the opposite of a Respect Women move ditching his gf cause she said one (1) thing out of context about him not being powerful enough to survive a huge multi-faceted explosion and he took it So Personally. All this to say; he wasn’t a himbo, so we should all be saying instead that his development was twinkification. I rest my case.
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apparently the dehimbofication post reached 3k notes while i wasn’t looking and i honest to cob still can’t believe that my greatest accomplishment thus far is a redraw of a dead meme
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They say that opposites attract. This definitely rang true for you and Henry Zaga. Henry was a himbo. He was stunning but didn’t have two brain cells to rub together. You were the opposite. Very plain looking but brilliant. Even though you had nothing in common, you were the best of friends. Maybe it was because you both wanted what the other has. And with your intelligence there just might be a way to get it.You were inventing a portable machine that could fuse anything together. You tested it out with various things lying around in your house. You managed to create dozens of all purpose hybrid objects but you needed a human test subject. You wanted Henry’s good looks and this was the way to get it. It would be risky though. Only one of you would have control of the body and you didn’t know which one of you it would be. The other will be imprisoned inside. Even if you were lucky enough to maintain control there was no guarantee this would be an improvement. You could just as easily end up as a hybrid of your plain looks and Henry’s stupidity. And on top af all that the fusion is irreversible, so if it goes wrong there’s no going back.Still, you decided it would be worth it to look like Henry even if you might end up a mere spectator of his life.You didn’t tell Henry any of this. It was a shitty thing to do but even he’s not dumb enough to agree to this. You visit him at the gym while keeping the device hidden. He is surprised to see you since you’ve never set foot in a gym in your life. But he was excited to see you anyway. You type in both of your names and activate the machine. Suddenly Henry is pulled off the elliptical and splashes into your body like a pool. Your new shared body forms and Henry opens his eyes. It seems your trapped inside him forever, but that fusion was so sexy it was worth it. Henry meanwhile looked the same. but something was different. He was solving equations in his head that he could never comprehend before. You gave his IQ a boost as planned. Not only that’ but Henry also gained the power to further improve himself by absorbing even more men. You ponder who Henry will choose to join you.
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Even the scene where yossarian moves the bomb line is like
Book: (praying in the way a little kid would, crashing into random objects, cartoon tiptoe sound effects, overly pleased with himself until clevinger chews him out over it and then there’s like 5 pages of hurt feelings and breakup drama. a man dies offscreen and is ignored in favor of hurt feelings and breakup drama)
Show: (calmly looking at the bomb line and visibly weighing the decision, later maturely remorseful over the way his actions affected others)
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I like how many Nerevarines follow the model of small twink with messy hair
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