#dekuscrubfc

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Diego: I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry.

Johnny: Not a rivalry, you’re just always mean to me.

#submission by #dekuscrubfc #diego brando #johnny joestar #source: superstore #steel ball run

[incorrectbnhaquotes]

Bakugou: What’s your greatest fear

Midoriya: Being buried alive. Why?

Bakugou: [taking notes] No reason

#submission #dekuscrubfc #bakugou katsuki #midoriya izuku #boku no hero academia #incorrect bnha quotes #source: the office #shut up kajdlkjsjf - mod jirou #jhjkjhgihfhkkfghj --mod kirishima

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[Before Koichi and Yukako’s wedding]

Okuyasu: Wow, Yukako, you look amazing! *gasp* Oh my god!

Josuke: What?

Okuyasu: I’m not supposed to see you before the wedding!

Josuke: No, that’s the groom

Okuyasu: I ruined it!

Josuke: Okuyasu, that’s the groom

Okuyasu: Well, I saw him too!

#submission by #dekuscrubfc #okuyasu nijimura #josuke higashikata #koichi hirose #yukako yamagishi #diamond is unbreakable #source: parks and rec

[incorrect-jojo-quotes]

Will Zeppeli: What kind of men do you like?

Erina: My husband

Will Zeppeli: How about you, Speedwagon?

Speedwagon: Erina’s husband

#submission by #dekuscrubfc #william anthonio zeppeli #erina pendleton #robert edward o speedwagon #source: the beatles #phantom blood

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Don’t you hate it when you call your boyfriend and he’s all like “For the last time, I’m not your boyfriend, ok? We met once at school, how- how did you get this number?"

Yukako

#yukako yamagishi #submission by #dekuscrubfc #source: bo burnham #diamond is unbreakable

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Abbacchio: Giorno, you’ve done enough. Why don’t you go start a ruiners’ club? Oh wait, you’d probably just ruin it.

Giorno: Well then I’d be doing a good job, because it’s a ruiners’ club.

Abbacchio: You RUINED my analogy!

#leone abbacchio #giorno giovanna #source: community #vento aureo #submission by #dekuscrubfc

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Okuyasu: Maybe nobody stole it. Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it.

Rohan: I didn’t eat my pen, Okuyasu.

#submission by #dekuscrubfc #okuyasu nijimura #rohan kishibe #diamond is unbreakable #source: community

[incorrect-jojo-quotes]

Giorno: This might sound a little crazy, but I don’t think Abbacchio likes me.

Bruno: Oh that’s not crazy, he doesn’t.

#submission by #dekuscrubfc #giorno giovanna #bruno buccellati #leone abbacchio #vento aureo #source: modern family

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Polnareff: I don’t like being excluded, Jotaro! Do you?!

Jotaro: Yes!

#submission by #dekuscrubfc #jean pierre polnareff #jotaro kujo #stardust crusaders #source: community

[incorrect-jojo-quotes]

Pucci: Do you believe in God, Jolyne?

Jolyne: I believe in hell, and I’m in it.

#submission by #dekuscrubfc #source: new girl #enrico pucci #jolyne cujoh #stone ocean

[incorrect-jojo-quotes]

Mista: Narancia sneezes like a girl

Narancia: And how bout I pound you like a boy- that didn’t come out right

#submission by #dekuscrubfc #guido mista #narancia ghirga #source: community #vento aureo

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Weather Report: Anasui and I played basketball. It was fun

Anasui: [mad] Don’t gloat. It’s impossible to guard you, your eyes are too gentle and mysterious

#submission by #dekuscrubfc #weather report #narciso anasui #source: community #stone ocean

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Gyro: That’s one of my biggest fears.

Gyro: If I ever, like, woke up as a donut-

Johnny: You would eat yourself.

Gyro: I wouldn’t even question it.

#submission by #dekuscrubfc #Gyro Zeppeli #johnny joestar #steel ball run #source: community

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[Talking to Trish]

Narancia: There’s a couple of things that we were hoping you’d help us with

Mista: Yes, like where does the water go in the iron?

Narancia: And what’s the iron for?

Mista: And what gets out Kool-Aid stains?

Narancia: Yeah, we already know that the opposite color Kool-Aid doesn’t work

#submission by #dekuscrubfc #trish una #narancia ghirga #guido mista #source: community #vento aureo

[incorrect-jojo-quotes]

Fugo: Quick! Get the scissors!

Narancia: [grabs the scissors and slowly walks back to them]

Mista: Narancia, hurry!

Narancia: I can’t! Bruno says not to run with scissors!

#submission by #dekuscrubfc #pannacotta fugo #narancia ghirga #guido mista #source: the suite life of zack and cody #vento aureo

[incorrectbnhaquotes]

Jirou: Promise me you won’t do your Ratatouille rap song

Kaminari, to her parents, immediately: You guys wanna hear my rapatoullie?

#submission #dekuscrubfc #jirou kyouka #kaminari denki #boku no hero academia #incorrect bnha quotes #changed slightly by mod #unknown source