Diego: I know we’ve always had this unspoken rivalry.
Johnny: Not a rivalry, you’re just always mean to me.
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Bakugou: What’s your greatest fear
Midoriya: Being buried alive. Why?
Bakugou: [taking notes] No reason
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[Before Koichi and Yukako’s wedding]
Okuyasu: Wow, Yukako, you look amazing! *gasp* Oh my god!
Josuke: What?
Okuyasu: I’m not supposed to see you before the wedding!
Josuke: No, that’s the groom
Okuyasu: I ruined it!
Josuke: Okuyasu, that’s the groom
Okuyasu: Well, I saw him too!
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Will Zeppeli: What kind of men do you like?
Erina: My husband
Will Zeppeli: How about you, Speedwagon?
Speedwagon: Erina’s husband
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Don’t you hate it when you call your boyfriend and he’s all like “For the last time, I’m not your boyfriend, ok? We met once at school, how- how did you get this number?"
Yukako
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Abbacchio: Giorno, you’ve done enough. Why don’t you go start a ruiners’ club? Oh wait, you’d probably just ruin it.
Giorno: Well then I’d be doing a good job, because it’s a ruiners’ club.
Abbacchio: You RUINED my analogy!
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Okuyasu: Maybe nobody stole it. Sometimes I think I lost something really important to me, and it turns out I already ate it.
Rohan: I didn’t eat my pen, Okuyasu.
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Giorno: This might sound a little crazy, but I don’t think Abbacchio likes me.
Bruno: Oh that’s not crazy, he doesn’t.
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Polnareff: I don’t like being excluded, Jotaro! Do you?!
Jotaro: Yes!
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Pucci: Do you believe in God, Jolyne?
Jolyne: I believe in hell, and I’m in it.
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Mista: Narancia sneezes like a girl
Narancia: And how bout I pound you like a boy- that didn’t come out right
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Weather Report: Anasui and I played basketball. It was fun
Anasui: [mad] Don’t gloat. It’s impossible to guard you, your eyes are too gentle and mysterious
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Gyro: That’s one of my biggest fears.
Gyro: If I ever, like, woke up as a donut-
Johnny: You would eat yourself.
Gyro: I wouldn’t even question it.
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[Talking to Trish]
Narancia: There’s a couple of things that we were hoping you’d help us with
Mista: Yes, like where does the water go in the iron?
Narancia: And what’s the iron for?
Mista: And what gets out Kool-Aid stains?
Narancia: Yeah, we already know that the opposite color Kool-Aid doesn’t work
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Fugo: Quick! Get the scissors!
Narancia: [grabs the scissors and slowly walks back to them]
Mista: Narancia, hurry!
Narancia: I can’t! Bruno says not to run with scissors!
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Jirou: Promise me you won’t do your Ratatouille rap song
Kaminari, to her parents, immediately: You guys wanna hear my rapatoullie?
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