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magicians-souls · 11 months
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whenever I see "plural" I have the worst reaction. you're not plural that's such a misnomer. you aren't actually multiple people you're one guy with parts please
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hi-raethia · 2 years
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kick gojo down the stairs sunday?
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theclowncowboy · 7 months
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guy who relives the past every night thinking about everything he couldve done different. but now its been 4 years and he cant find her anymore and no matter how many internet rabbit holes and old conversations he searches he cant find his old friend and he feels like a little kid again left alone on the playground crying under the slide at lunch time. or something
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suguru-getos · 11 months
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bye n’ goodnight to kaveh only
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pupil-of-law · 1 year
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i really want to give sebastian a girlfriend but i don’t know what he’d do with one and i’m not sure it’s fair to find out
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hedorah · 10 months
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some of yall are really just using the whole nerd emoji thing to make fun of ppl with speech impediments
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heybabybird · 2 years
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on this week of what i’m stressing over; a close friend commissioned me for a few dozens of cookies, it was a rushed order during a busy work week, and i had everything prepared. on the day of pick up they were a no show and proceed to ghost me for a week, apologized and ordered another 2 dozen. i decided to give them the benefits of the doubt now what am i going to do with all these cookies it’s been two weeks i can’t give them to anyone else and my friend is pretending this whole thing never happened when i brought it up :’)
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solstheimtxt · 12 days
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My coworkers are always asking why i dont play music at work (its bc i listen to rock/metal and they dont), and one of the younger kids who listens to a bunch of the stuff I do (he was playing mitski, kali uchis, my bloody valentine), asked if i wanted to play a song so i played one and theyre like
🧍‍♂️ "this sounds scary..."
😭😭😭 bro i cannot win
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sonego · 3 months
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forse sto così perché manca poco alla fine dei 3 mesi di effetto dello stabilizzatore dell'umore visto che devo fare l'iniezione venerdì prossimo però in teoria dovrebbe coprire fino anche a 7 giorni dopo la fine dei 3 mesi quindi um
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whatsinthesmoothie · 8 months
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5000 notes on the applebees post and not one person noticed that sollux's hairstyle completely changes halfway through
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butchladymaria · 1 year
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thank you to all the people in my inbox who literally cannot read for proving the point of the original post and also for giving me a good laugh this morning lol
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magicians-souls · 11 months
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juggling disco elysium, battle network, and yugioh at the same time is no easy task. namely, I've started to think about the other two media in the "skills" format
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moteldogs · 2 years
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frowned out loud reading that post about being compliant
yeah… in her defense she didn’t mean it in a weird way. just an uncomfortable choice of words I think
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cyber-zombiee · 2 years
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Lmao, guess who's got the big Rona. AGAIN. :)))))))) I wanna fucking die, lol.
I feel absolutely miserable, lmao. I'm not sure how i even got it, but i was alright up until yesterday (28/06) when i had a sore throat, mucous, and a blocked nose.
i got a bit paranoid about an hour ago and i pulled a positive test, but like, theres a bold line near C, but there's also a faint line near T. i looked it up and it said it's positive, smh
I'm honestly extremely pissed off. I'm assuming that I got it from the gig on Saturday, or my partner unknowingly carried it because he just had a Covid scare w/ his family...
but ffs man, why me? why now? this shit sucks lmao
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fbfh · 7 months
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older!logan x reader hcs
wc: 1.6k
genre: age gap, sort of sugar daddy logan
warnings: big (but legal) age gap, logan is early 40s reader is like early 20s, brief odette mention, logan is a killer lawyer, rory kinda traumatized Logan lol, I haven't finished gilmore girls or ayitl yet so don't come for me lol, logan is obsessedddddddd with reader, mildly smutty, mentions of marriage and proposals, your relationship progresses really quickly
summary: you were reading in a coffee shop when a charming gorgeous much older guy decided to strike up a conversation. little do you know that within a very short time that same charming stranger will know your dress size, your shoe size, and your ring size.
song rec: off to the races - lana del rey
a/n: the choke hold older logan has on me..... euthanize me at this point lmao
tags @yesv01 @magcon7280
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As with all nsfw works, all characters are aged up to 18+ (like way over 18 in logan’s case lol)
That being said jesus christ let’s dive right into the brain rot
First things first, a little more about Logan
He’s in his early 40’s and aging like a fine goddamn wine
MEGA MEGA dilf vibes
After the whole millions of dollars sunken into a bad investment in his family’s massive media conglomerate mishap, he still faced a lot of pressure to join the family business
But with Rory rejecting his proposal, he felt so fucking down and beaten up by life
He just had two massive blows to his ego back to back
And he needed a win
Then the strangest thing happened 
He just got back from another late night of partying with his friends and switched on the tv so he wouldn’t have to fall asleep with his thoughts, and some random movie was playing
The girl in the movie is at dinner with her boyfriend and thinks he’s going to propose, but he breaks up with her instead
It hits a little too close to home and Logan’s about to switch it off
Then she decides to go to law school to prove herself
He finds himself getting more and more invested in this movie, relating more to Elle with every scene, and by the morning he confronts the idea he’s been shoving away for too long so he doesn’t rock the boat
He talks to his dad and they decide Logan will go to law school, but remain a prominent board member and shareholder of the family company
Mitchum is surprised by how responsible and well thought out Logan’s plan is
He’s forging a path to a very lucrative field - one Mitchum can tell he’s going to be very successful in - while still staying involved enough in the family business 
So Logan goes off to law school, and 20 years later he’s a total shark 
He’s a prestigious, expensive lawyer with a reputation for never losing and a long streak of killing it with really high profile cases
Now the Huntzberger name carries all the weight and power of his father’s media reach, and Logan’s success in the courtroom 
He’s excelling 
And he’s excelling enough to keep his family out of his personal life for a while 
He’s living the bachelor life until he hits 40
That’s when his parents decide it’s really unacceptable that he’s still not married 
So they tell him if he doesn’t get married soon they’ll arrange something
Some french heiress or something 
And Logan finds himself right back where he didn’t want to be
And then, like a gift from god, he sees you
Like I said in my initial drabble, Logan first saw you in a cafe reading some dusty novel no one actually reads like war and peace or crime and punishment or something
He's seen people your age do that before, reading complicated stuffy literature to seem smart and make some pretentious English class commentary that barely makes sense 
So he calls you on it
"War and Peace, huh?"
He’s expecting you to say something fake and pretentious
Some bullshit fake deep pseudo intellectual shit
But you look up at him, only pausing for a moment before you speak
You’re surprised to see such a gorgeous guy in a little cafe like this
Especially one that seems interested in talking to you
And god, the way you talk about it
The way your eyes light up
It takes him by surprise
He's not just interested
He's invested 
You start talking and realize that you've been talking for way longer than you expected to
And he wants more
He wants to know more about you, wants to see you sweet smile and hear your cute little laugh when he says something charming or compliments you
So he takes you out to dinner, his treat 
He guides you out the door and into his Porsche with his hand on your back 
It's a subtle gesture but it makes your stomach flip 
Then he buckles your seat belt for you
If you weren't sold before you sure are by now 
So he takes you to this nice fancy restaurant, wines and dines you, and he is laying on the charm thick
"Oh, come on. A pretty young thing like you must have a boyfriend."
"Really, you have excellent taste.”
You don’t miss the way he’s been eyeing you all night
And he doesn’t miss the way you squeeze your thighs together when he touches your face or plays with your fingers
One thing leads to another and after he pays the bill and leaves a generous tip, you find him ushering you back into his porsche
And yet again he closes your door for you and gets you all buckled in
This time when he drives his hand rests on your knee
He thinks he can handle this
He’s the biggest whore on the east coast /affectionate 
Then you grab his hand and move it up your thigh
There’s no going back now
He’s in just as deep as you are
Before you know it you’re tearing off each other’s clothes
His lips are all over you and motherfucker does he know what he’s doing
He worried for a moment he might have lost his edge
But as he lays you down into his big soft bed, your skin touching his silky sheets for the first time
But definitely not the last
As he finally touches you and feels how wet you are for him
He knows he didn’t peak in college
“Shh, listen,” he says between kisses that make you feel dizzy, “you’re gonna tell me if it’s too much for you, can you do that?”
You nod while he holds your face in his big hands
“You gotta say it,” he chuckles at how sweet you are, how well you respond to him, “use your words, baby…” 
You manage to choke out a desperate yes between kisses that makes his stomach twist
And that is the very beginning to your intense affair with Logan Huntzberger 
He’s desperate to see you again
He sends flowers and a dress and a gorgeous necklace to your apartment
And not the normal amount of flowers
The Logan amount of flowers
So a lot
And you can’t believe your luck finding a hot rich older guy that’s so into you 
You really like this attention
Your daddy issues are SCREAMING
And Logan likes having someone as gorgeous and intelligent and into him as you are
And he wants to do this right
But he’s rapidly approaching the deadline his family set
He doesn’t want to scare you off
GOD that’s the last thing he wants
But he is terrified of proposing and having it end up like it did the last time
Eventually he works up the nerve to talk to you about it 
He’s explaining everything to you while you pay your bills 
But it says they’re already paid
And your credit cards are paid off
And your debt has just disappeared
Even your student loans are gone
And there’s a fat deposit in your checking account 
He paid off all your debt and didn’t tell you
By the time he’s done explaining that you basically either need to get married asap or you can’t see each other anymore he still hasn’t brought it up
And you realize he’s not going to
He didn’t pay your bills to guilt you into anything
He’s not holding it over your head
He’s taking care of you
And all you’ve ever wanted is someone who will take care of you
Logan is surprised when you agree
But he’s even more surprised at how fast you agree
You sit in his lap and end up rambling about how much you love him, how you don’t think you’ll ever find anyone you like as much as him or anyone that treats you as well as he does
To no one’s surprise the conversation ends with him taking you on every surface of your apartment
Hours later you’re cuddling naked on your couch, resting your head on his muscular chest and listening to his heartbeat
“So like… are we engaged now?” you ask looking up at him
He laughs sweetly
“No, not yet. I have to actually propose first.”
You think back to your conversation earlier when you first said you’d want to marry him
“So that didn’t count before?”
His heart breaks at how little you ask for
“No, that didn’t count.” He kisses your head, “I’m going to take you out somewhere nice, give you a proper proposal, with a nice ring.”
You get butterflies thinking about it
You can’t believe how much he does for you
How much he wants to do for you 
You’re quiet for a moment, and he can feel you smiling into his chest
“...Okay.” 
Your voice is so small and bashful, and he can hear you suppressing a flustered giggle
Fuck he can’t get enough of you 
He laughs and pulls you closer, grabbing your chin and makes you look up at him so he can kiss you 
You fall asleep in his arms
And you think that you won’t mind being married so young if it’s Logan you’re marrying
Logan is looking at you with so much love and adoration
And right before he falls asleep 
He thinks that maybe it’s not too late for him to find love after all
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bat-cat-reader · 9 months
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their faces after the lady said they’ve been together for 10 yrs is pure gold. trying to act casual about it and play it off but it just made them flail and so obvious…10 yrs later and they still can’t manage to fake it lmao
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¿Cómo descubrir si una persona miente? Sam
Parpadear a intervalos regulares, si notas que de repente una persona comienza a parpadear más rápido, probablemente está contando una mentira. Esto se debe a que para mentir necesitamos emplear más recursos cognitivos, lo cual activa el reflejo del parpadeo.
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How to find out if a person is lying? . Sam
He blinks a lot. We tend to blink at regular intervals, if you notice a person suddenly start blinking faster, they are probably telling a lie. This is because to lie we need to use more cognitive resources, which activates the blink reflex.
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