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calcium-cat · 5 months
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Your fics taste like dark chocolate. Bitter sweet. The fic itself will depend on whether its more bitter or sweet. :)
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You my friend have both excellent taste and a keen eye! ;3
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magpieclaws · 2 years
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The fact that Jensen Ackles was playing Dean before Dean was a character??
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twafordizzy · 2 months
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Ilja Leonard Pfeiffer kent deze stad uit duizenden
bron beeld: demorgen.be Rupert, een bekentenis is één van de vroegere werken van schrijver/dichter Ilja Leonard Pfeiffer (1968). Rupert heeft een delict gepleegd en moet zich verantwoorden voor een tribunaal. Hij mag geen gebruik maken van pen en papier, dus moet zijn verdediging uit het hoofd. Hij maakt gebruik van een oude geheugentruc en giet zijn betoog in de vorm van een wandeling door de…
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yoan-le-grall · 9 months
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wingstobetorn · 10 months
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I'm gonna rewatch rottmnt soon. For now, I'll be giggling at Mikey scenes
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ahmerinam · 10 months
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Place delict by JanStreetphotographer The seriekiller is still there https://flic.kr/p/2oBBWjm
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cvkqyw75i · 1 year
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alexsavescu · 1 year
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Poliţiştii din Râşca au consfiscat un vehicul în valoare de 30.000 de Euro care transporta ilegal material lemnos
Potrivit Inspectoratului de Poliţie Judeţean Suceava, zilnic sunt efectuate acțiuni cu efective sporite pentru prevenirea delictelor silvice și activităților ilicite în domeniul debitării, procesării și transportului materialului lemnos. Activitățile organizate în cadrul Acțiunii ,,Scutul Pădurii” au dus la identificarea unor transporturi ilegale de lemn și a altor delicte silvice, fiind…
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skullzanta · 2 years
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Hey Guys, can you feed the Harpies in the Convention Center? They keep screaming any time some famous person shows up. I think they want some chicken.
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jurnaldeoltenia · 2 years
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Trei persoane au fost arestate după ce au pus în circulaţie bancnote de 50 şi de 100 de euro false
Trei persoane au fost arestate după ce au pus în circulaţie bancnote de 50 şi de 100 de euro false
În perioada 11-12 iulie 2022, polițiștii Serviciului de Combatere a Criminalității Organizate Botoșani, sub coordonarea procurorilor din cadrul Parchetului de pe lângă Judecătoria Botoșani, au pus în executare 7 mandate de percheziție domiciliară, în județul Botoșani, la persoane bănuite de punere în circulație de monedă străină și înșelăciune. Din cercetări a reieșit că, în perioada martie –…
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misssakuramochi · 1 month
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NOT QUITE REQUITED
In which the reader confesses to Alastor, not quite knowing what to expect
Fandom; Hazbin Hotel
Genre; Fluff (I guess)
Characters; Alastor, Reader
Pairing; One sided!ReaderxAlastor
a/n; I did my best on aroace!Alastor, but please feel free to give me any feedback you may have on writing an aroace person more accurately ❤️
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Demonic ears perked, twitching ever so slightly as they picked up on the sound of soft footsteps coming their way. Each step was careful, near silent, as the demon behind them tried oh so desperately not to interrupt.
Normally this would alarm Alastor - he didn't become the ever famed (or perhaps innfamous) radio demon without pushing a few buttons. But, between the sound of the footsteps and the soft whispering that became apparent as it got closer, it wasn't difficult for Alastor to figure out just who was sneaking up behind him.
"Hello there, my dear." Head turning fully a moment before the rest of his body swung to match, Alastor met your surprised expression with his usual ear-to-ear grin. It made you jump, just a little, and yet you couldn't help but find the uncanny nature of the demon before you charming.
"Hi! Um, that is to say good evening. I was hoping you might have a quick moment to chat?" Alastor fed on the anxiety in your voice. It was pathetic in a way he found delictibly adorable, in his own way. Meek as you had begun, this was perhaps the boldest you'd been in your 5 attempts to tell the overlord of your feelings. At least, it was until you opened your mouth again.
"Unless you're busy! Of course that's fine, if you're busy I can come back later--" Alastor's smile twitched upwards, shifting for a moment from friendly to uncanny valley as he resisted the urge to chuckle. It was amusing, really, how shy you were-- how you thought for even a moment that he hadn't long since seen through you and your intentions.
"Too busy? For you?" The way you stopped dead, already pink, made Alastor want to eat you right up, "Never! Come now, tell me what it is you need." Speaking as if he didnt already know, Alastor's arm wrapped around your shoulder. He could feel you turn to lead under even the simplest of his touches, and he allowed himself to relish in the feeling of power for just a moment.
Leading you with a little more difficulty than anticipated towards the office he'd taken use of while in the hotel, you moved stiffly.
You found yourself almost unable to breathe this close to Alastor. About to confess in a way that you had imagined a thousand times, each another way it could go spectacularly wrong, your heart had fallen into your stomach. It sat like a lump, making you nauseous.
You'd tried this already, more times than yoy cared to count. Each time you'd found a reason not to confess. Each time, you'd scolded yourself for your cowardice. You couldn't let yourself down like that again.
"Now," you'd arrived at the office before you knew it, Alastor quickly ushering you onto one of the stools adjacent his desk before finding his place at the almost regal chair behind the desk, "What was it thay you needed from me?"
The way his voice lowered, eyes narrowed, made the lump in your throat almost impossible to speak around. He was trying to read you, discern out your real intentions. You knew him well enough to know when those eyes eyes were calculating.
It was strange to say the least that you had seemingly fallen so innocently for him. At least, Alastor thought so. After all, you, loathe as he was to admit it, knew him better than most. But, he supposed that strange as people often saw him as, you were... well, rather quirky yourself. That, and Alastor knew you - being able to read you like  a book was one of the reasons he'd let you get so close.
Ego and caution battled in Alastors brain as he half-listened to you ramble on, thanking him for his time as you tried to work up the nerve to say what you really meant.
"What I mean to say is... I kind of... well, really like you Alastor." There it was. Part of Alastor was relieved-- after all, on the one hand, he had been waiting nearly a month now for you to finally make your confession plainly rather than dancing around him like a sore subject. The other part, however, couldn't help but tense: because on the other hand, he had been dreading this encounter in equal measure to his expectation of it.
It wasn't that Alastor didn't like you, exactly - at least, in his own way. But love... well, even if he particularly wanted to he couldn't love you quite the way you would him. Or course, there was no way you could know this - personal facts were something Alastor kept close to his chest.
The way Alastor chucked, deep and less malicious than usual, set butterflies in your stomach. Their dance made you feel all the sicker, heart racing in an anticipatory fluster as clawed hands ruffled your hair.
"I am the beloved radio demon after all." Alastor could tell he hadn't quite nailed that landing when he felt you cringe at his words. Undeterred, his smile remained unchanged as he took back his hand and clasped it together with the other behind his back.
"So? What is it you're looking for then my dear?" The way Alastor sat across from you, leaning back and letting his hands rest into a steepled position made you feel like you were in a business deal.
"Um, I guess..." It was a question you didn't really know how to answer. What did you want out of this interaction? Of course, in your wildest fantasies you knew what you wanted -- to form a relationship. But this was Alastor, enigma extraordinaire. You had no idea how the man truly felt about anything let alone the idea of being in a romantic partnership. You could dream, perhaps, of a future by the demons side, but what did you realistically expect?
"I guess I just wanted to tell you. I've been thinking about it a lot, and I thought you deserved to know." Alastor blinked slowly, oke eye before the other. You'd done something extrodinsrially rare in this moment - you'd surprised him.
Unused to genuine connection, to kindness, especially whilst literally in hell with the actual worst of people, Alastor hadn't expected your reasoning to be so... selfless. Or benign. It was strange, and yet he couldn't help but feel his smile tug upwards, just a little. It was... amusing. It reminded him why he'd helped you find your way to the hotel in the first place.
"Well then thank you for telling me!" It would be a lie to say the lack of response didn't stirr a pot of disappointment in your gut. But, the way Alastor smiled at you, judgement free and unchanged, made you smile, "Now was there anything else?"
You couldn't help but laugh at how casual Alastor sounded, as if you hadn't just taken perhaps the biggest risk in your afterlife. Even as he tilted his head, not quite understanding your joviality, you simply smiled.
"Never change, Alastor."
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sanjisblackasswife · 1 year
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Asking Sanji His Favorite Position Headcanons (NSFW)
Bad Summary: You show him a booklet of sex positions and he point out his favorite (yes all names are real sex positions. Google em to get a better understanding)
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CW: Mentions of Sex, Sex, Sanji is very nervous, but it’s cute
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“That…one..”
His cheeks are pink and he swallows hard and he side eyes you nervously at the drawn position
“Face Off…oh!…wait awwwww! you like facing me when you fuck me?!”
“Y/N!”
He gently covered your mouth with his hand, still sweating bullets feeling so so embarrassed.
“Why do you like that position baby?”
“…Because…the way how you feel…on top of me I…I really like it. I think I can feel all of you, Y/n.”
You actually never seen Sanji so nervous about the topic of something he loves to do with you 25/8, but it was admirable in a way.
Cupping his cheeks and landing a delicte kiss on his warm nose you ask him to point out a position he’d like to try with you.
“This….the G-Whiz…”
“Why?”
“…because it…looks nice and…see..I can hit your g-spot better in that position.”
You smile. Even when it’s about him he still finds a way to think about your pleasure.
“Then we can try it tonight.”
Sanji’s body language was a bit weird tonight. He barely made eye contact with you, and didn’t even let you go down on him this go round. So when it was time to actually try out the new move you wanted to speak up.
“Baby..” You call him out under his trance of mindless rubbing of your outer thighs. Sanji looked so mesmerizing above you, face and chest blushed out from watching you crumble from his tongue and yet he still looks, so conflicted. He looks up at you as if he was lost, eyes big and worried? You give him a warm smile in hopes he minimcs you and he does, “Hey baby…you okay? What’s wrong?”
“I….don’t want to disappoint you.”
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“I know I could be more adventurous with us when we make love, but I don’t want to try something new and—mmph!”
You knew from his tone, Sanji was serious about not wanting to upset you, however you kissed him to help melt away that worry, “You could never disappoint me, Ji…never…I trust you completely….if you don’t wanna try we won’t but if you do I’m more than ready…are you?”
It’s like he melts into your skin when you cup his warmed face, sighing heavily he nods, a curl of his lip you kiss before he takes charge again and kisses you back on your back. You watch him lift your legs over his shoulder, kissing your ankles before prodding his tip at your aching hole. You’d be a liar to say his subtle grazing of his cock while he was kissing you didn’t rile you up a bit.
You hum out a soft moan feeling him slowly inch his way inside you, “F…feels…so good—fuck.”
His raspy whines never ceased to make you clench down on him, Sanji throw his head back slowly sucking his bottom lip as he whispers your name like a chant. Damn you always felt so amazing to him it always made his mind so fuzzy.
You boyfriend moves your lower body upwards and slides a couple pillows to give him a better angle and the very moment sanji stayed still you felt a new pleasure, almost as if he makes one thrust you may —
“OH FUCK!” You almost hollered arching your back, and sanji followed suit, “Right there!”
He started off slow, making sure he just barely left his tip out of your slit before bottoming out leaving you breathless. you hand gripped the sheet so tightly as his strokes you nearly pulled them off the bed.
“San…Ji!”
“I know baby i know..”
His hips snapped and with each time he did a lewder wetter sound bounced off the walls, that with the skin slapping, moaning, and bed rocking you couldn’t keep your eyes straight, and with Sanji able to tightly hold your legs up he nearly felt obligated to press down on your tummy.
“C-close baby im close!”
“Cum with me…please please please.”
His pumps became faster yet sloppier, all you could feel was him pulsating and twitching inside your gummy walls up until he tapped a very sensitive spot.
Crying out you felt both you and his lower half drenched.
“Oh…” Sanji slows down, hair frazzled and breathing unsteady he looks to see the mess you made on him, and suddenly he perks up and smiles, “So pretty.” He stares at your spasming cunt still sucking him in so beautifully and a tiny bulge he rubs softly against on your tummy. “So so pretty…..”
“I love you y/n…”
he places your limps legs down beside him and leans over to kiss you so sweet and passionate, you just barely could reciprocate the kiss without moaning into his mouth, still riding off the high. You didn’t say it back but he knew from your low lidded dilated eyes you loved him back as well.
“…can we find more positions to try one day?”
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wieqo · 4 months
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⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀𝆹⠀ ⠀🩶⠀ ⠀𑂹⠀⠀ ⠀
ready for it? - readyitf
end game - endgmea
i did something bad - ididsmtg
don't blame me - dtblame
delicate - delictes
look what you made me do - lwymmdi
so it goes - itgoeso
gorgeous - gcrgeous
getaway car - gtwyicar
king of my heart - myhrtkig
dancing with your hands tied - dcwyht
dress - tsdressu
this is why we can't have nice things - chvnicet
call it what you want - caliwyw
new year's day - newyrd
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chaiichait · 2 months
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Why I love tfota
JURDAN! (For obvious reasons)
The clothes (delictable descriptions of otherwordly dresses and doublets)
Jude's hair! (I believe this gets it's own category because of how creative I can be with Jude's horns)
The politics! (Conflict of interest? SUCCESSION CRISIS? OVERWORKED SECRET HAND TO THE THRONE??! Sign me up!)
Jude's girlbossing (Or just general bossing)
Cardan's shenanigans (What more can I say?)
The worldbuilding (The beautiful yet uncanny alien world of Faerie was what drew me in the first place. I love the worldbuilding of the tantalizing High Court that really, as a reader, put me on edge along with the main character. It was almost like I couldn't always be comfortable while reading because I was always trying to anticipate the next pitfall. Plus I felt really smart when I figured out some of the mystery Holly Black cleverly laid out in clues :) .)
The court of shadows friendship (they will support each other no matter what!)
How Holly Black brought in other characters from other books (I know she's been doing this for a while but MAN it makes me want to read Tithe)
The drama (woahh reading HTKOELTHS was crazy. The gossip so intense.)
The writing itself (Honestly learned so many words and ways to structure sentences from these books. Helped out with my own writing a little.)
Jude conquering over everything in the end despite the faerie's judgements about her being human was so satisfying.
All the friends I made! (This series is already good but yall made it better.)
I could honestly go on and on but this list is way too long (And I haven't even talked about the majority of the side characters yet!). Thank you for reading.
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yoan-le-grall · 9 months
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tasteracha · 4 months
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Dont imagine you and poly 2min at Seungmins Coach shoot. He looks absolutely delictable, all smiles and lustful eyes. But Minho? Pouty. Huffing and puffing as he sits anx watches seungmin pose, ears shading in deep red. His arms crossed over his chest, almost defensive, embarrassed "he looks stupid" he huffs, pouting his lip more.
But Seungmin sees him, grinning all the way to his eyes before blowing minho a cheeky kiss. You couldn't help but laugh as you watched the blush consume his neck and cheeks "bastard" a low grumbled followed seungmins antics.
Seungmin strutted over to you both, a small break inbetween sets "someones horny" he spoke so bluntly, staring at you but talking about Minho "puppy, why dont you go get our feral kitten ready, seeing ass he cant hide his shame-" you followed seungmins gaze towards minhos crotch, the deep outline of his cock coupled with an embarrassing small wet patch. "fuck you, kim" minho nearly shouted, absolutely appaled and embarrassed "other way around kitten" seungmin winked at you both bef9re cheekily flashing his toned stomach, walking back towards set.
JFDSHFUIASH fucking tease??? fucking seungmin being a goddamn tease???? minho is too easy to fluster but looking at seung at that photoshoot??? god i can just imagine his red ears and his grumpiness eeeee he literally can't even hide his feelings even though he wouldn't ever say it my little tsundere wah
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