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life-of-an-asexual · 10 months

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Asexual Non-Fiction

Ace: What Asexuality Reveals About Desire, Society, and the Meaning of Sex by Angela Chen

An engaging exploration of what it means to be asexual in a world that's obsessed with sexual attraction, and what we can all learn about desire and identity by using an ace lens to see the world. Through interviews, cultural criticism, and memoir, ACE invites all readers to consider big-picture issues through the lens of asexuality, because every place that sexuality touches our world, asexuality does too.

The Invisible Orientation: An Introduction to Asexuality by Julie Sondra Decker

In The Invisible Orientation, Julie Sondra Decker outlines what asexuality is, counters misconceptions, provides resources, and puts asexual people's experiences in context as they move through a very sexualized world. It includes information for asexual people to help understand their orientation and what it means for their relationships, as well as tips and facts for those who want to understand their asexual friends and loved ones.

How to Be Ace: A Memoir of Growing Up Asexual by Rebecca Burgess

In this brave, hilarious and empowering graphic memoir, we follow Rebecca as they navigate a culture obsessed with sex—from being bullied at school and trying to fit in with friends, to forcing themself into relationships and experiencing anxiety and OCD—before coming to understand and embrace their asexual identity.

A Quick & Easy Guide to Asexuality by Molly Mulldoon and Will Hernandez

Writer Molly Muldoon and cartoonist Will Hernandez, both in the ace community, are here to shed light on society’s misconceptions of asexuality and what being ace is really like. This book is for anyone who wants to learn about asexuality, and for Ace people themselves, to validate their experiences. Asexuality is a real identity and it’s time the world recognizes it. Here’s to being invisible no more!

Asexualities: Feminist and Queer Perspectives edited by Karli June Cerankowski and Megan Milks

As the first book-length collection of critical essays ever produced on the topic of asexuality, this book serves as a foundational text in a growing field of study. It also aims to reshape the directions of feminist and queer studies, and to radically alter popular conceptions of sex and desire. Including units addressing theories of asexual orientation; the politics of asexuality; asexuality in media culture; masculinity and asexuality; health, disability, and medicalization; and asexual literary theory, Asexualities will be of interest to scholars and students in sexuality, gender, sociology, cultural studies, disability studies, and media culture.

Refusing Compulsory Sexuality: A Black Asexual Lens on Our Sex-Obsessed Culture by Sherronda J. Brown

In this exploration of what it means to be Black and asexual in America today, Sherronda J. Brown offers new perspectives on asexuality. She takes an incisive look at how anti-Blackness, white supremacy, patriarchy, heteronormativity, and capitalism enact harm against asexual people, contextualizing acephobia within a racial framework in the first book of its kind. A necessary and unapologetic reclamation, Refusing Compulsory Sexuality is smart, timely, and an essential read for asexuals, aromantics, queer readers, and anyone looking to better understand sexual politics in America.

I Am Ace: Advice on Living Your Best Asexual Life by Cody Daigle-Orians

Within these pages lie all the advice you need as a questioning ace teen. Tackling everything from what asexuality is, the asexual spectrum and tips on coming out, to intimacy, relationships, acephobia and finding joy, this guide will help you better understand your asexual identity alongside deeply relatable anecdotes drawn from Cody's personal experience. Whether you are ace, demi, gray-ace or not sure yet, this book will give you the courage and confidence to embrace your authentic self and live your best ace life.

Ace Voices: What it Means to Be Asexual, Aromantic, Demi or Grey-Ace by Eris Young

Drawing upon interviews with a wide range of people across the asexual spectrum, Eris Young is here to take you on an empowering, enriching journey through the rich multitudes of asexual life. With chapters spanning everything from dating, relationships and sex, to mental and emotional health, family, community and joy, the inspirational stories and personal experiences within these pages speak to aces living and loving in unique ways. Find support amongst the diverse narratives of aces sex-repulsed and sex-favourable, alongside voices exploring what it means to be black and ace, to be queer and ace, or ace and multi-partnered - and use it as a springboard for your own ace growth.

Asexual Erotics: Intimate Readings of Compulsory Sexuality by Ela Przybylo

Through a wide-ranging analysis of pivotal queer, feminist, and anti-racist movements; television and film; art and photography; and fiction, nonfiction, and theoretical texts, each chapter explores asexual erotics and demonstrates how asexuality has been vital to the formulation of intimate ways of knowing and being. Asexual Erotics assembles a compendium of asexual possibilities that speaks against the centralization of sex and sexuality, asking that we consider the ways in which compulsory sexuality is detrimental not only to asexual and nonsexual people but to all.

Ace Notes by Michele Kirichanskaya

As an ace or questioning person in an oh-so-allo world, you're probably in desperate need of a cheat sheet. Covering everything from coming out, explaining asexuality and understanding different types of attraction, to marriage, relationships, sex, consent, gatekeeping, religion, ace culture and more, this is the ultimate arsenal for whatever the allo world throws at you.

Ace and Aro Journeys: A Guide to Embracing Your Asexual or Aromantic Identity by The Ace and Aro Advocacy Project

Join the The Ace and Aro Advocacy Project (TAAAP) for a deep dive into the process of discovering and embracing your ace and aro identities. Empower yourself to explore the nuances of your identity, find and develop support networks, explore different kinds of partnership, come out to your communities and find real joy within. Combining a rigorous exploration of identity and sexuality models with hundreds of candid and poignant testimonials - this companion vouches for your personal truth, wherever you lie on the aspec spectrum.

Sounds Fake But Okay: An Asexual and Aromantic Perspective on Love, Relationships, Sex, and Pretty Much Anything Else by Sarah Costello and Kayla Kaszyca

Drawing on Sarah and Kayla's personal stories, and those of aspec friends all over the world, prepare to explore your microlabels, investigate different models of partnership, delve into the intersection of gender norms and compulsory sexuality and reconsider the meaning of sex - when allosexual attraction is out of the equation.

#asexual #asexuality #aromantic #representation #original post

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luvistqrzzz · 1 year

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THE ACCIDENTAL POLAROID- a heeseung smau

we took a polaroid

capture the look in your eyes

PAIRINGS- heeseung x f.reader (slight sunghoon x f.reader)

SUMMARY- Lee Heeseung doesn't believe in love at first sight but what happens when he accidentally clicks a polaroid of a girl at the local diner? A girl he can't seem to get out of his mind.

Will he be able to return you the polaroid or will love follow him along the way?

GENRE- smau with written parts, college!au, strangers to lovers, fluff, crack, angst (veryyy slight), slight love triangle

FEATURING- 02z + sunoo from enhypen, yunjin and chaewon from le sserafim, beomgyu and hueningkai from txt and yujin from ive

WARNINGS- profanity, more tba in the respective chapters

TAGLIST- closed - @yenqa @xuimhao @ddazed-lhs @astrae4 @ghostiiess @seungminstaehyun @haechansbbg @chaechae-23 @ak-aaa-li @whippedforbeomgyu @ahnneyong @ineedaherosavemeenow @jhopesucker @j-wyoung @tnyhees @liliansun @rikizm @jadeluvsenha

STATUS- completed

UPDATE SCHEDULE- whenever i can tbh </3

STARTED- 25/04/2023

ENDED- 08/06/2023

NOTE- this is purely a work of fiction and it in no means represents the idol irl. also the pictures of yn are for reference purpose only. I have no intention of copying anyone, i really apologize beforehand if the idea or plot coincides with some other smau.

A/N- this is inspired by Jonas Blue's song Polaroid (check it out asap its a bop!!) ik ik i have another smau to update but i posted this one on impulse lolol... hopefully will begin with it soon <3! omg its already midnight here i think i really need to sleep lmfao😭😭

MOODBOARD | PLAYLIST

PROFILES- singlez+betrayer// young dumb stupid

CHAPTERS-

001- reason for my poverty

002- and i oop- (partly written::: 0.3K)

003- yunjin got brains

004- "responsible good friend" with a plot twist

005- Mr.H

006- plan failed? 100%

007- running late is not fun (partly written::: 0.2K)

008- simpsons minus the "son"

009- de-rizz someone with 0 rizz??

010- chaewon gets a happy meal (and third wheels)

011- HALF ver. - umbrella crisis

╰┈➤FULL ver.- weird feelings (partly written::: 0.2K)

012- ✨jEaLoUsY✨

013- 1/i■€h33$€♡&¿

014- Make dem moves

015- liquid courage gone wrong (written::: 0.5K)

016- smiley faced emoji

017- on read

018- FML

019- man w a mission

020- Love, Y/N ( written::: 0.47K )

021- it's like a polaroid love- FINALE- ( written::: 0.5K )

it's only a matter of time

before it starts fadin'

Enjoyed The Accidental Polaroid? Check out another smau L♡VE THEORY set in the same universe, starring Jake ^^!!

work belongs to @/luvistqrzzz do not repost, copy or translate my work.

reblogs are appreciated

#📸accidental polaroid !#— works !#enhypen smau #enhypen x reader #heeseung imagines #lee heeseung x reader #enhypen fanfics #enhypen fake texts #enhypen imagines #heeseung x reader #heeseung scenarios #enhypen au #enhypen fluff #enhypen #lee heeseung #heeseung fluff #enhypen social media au

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just-a-torn-up-masterpiece · 11 months

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emily mit dem großen schwanz

emily prentiss x reader

18+: smut; emily has a penis, unprotected p in v, fingering, edging, mommy kink, dom!emily, v slight degradation

masterlist | word count: 1.9k

a/n - disappointed in myself at my 3 pics, i usually find better ones but i didn’t know what to put considering it’s straight up porn also don't look at me, i'm a hoe i can't help it

Your body was warm after your shower and you wiped a space in the steamed-up mirror in front of you, hoping to somehow gain some semblance of composure before heading back out.

You’d not expected to share a hotel room with Emily tonight - especially not one with just one bed. Of course, that’s all that was available and of course, you’d only packed a t-shirt to pair with your underwear for your sleep.

When you stepped back out to the room Emily was watching the TV with her back pressed against the headboard and she didn’t shy away from staring at your exposed legs, glimpsing a peek at your underwear when you bent over to look in your bag.

It was safe to say that the crush you held was not one-sided. If only Emily could just get her hands on you; the things she imagined, the sounds she hopes you make. There were countless nights when you occupied her senses, picturing you as she fucked herself.

And here you were, looking so precious, pulling your shirt down your legs shyly before taking a careful seat beside her.

She could just ruin you. She just knows you’d look so pretty falling apart beneath her, your eyes pleading while she makes you feel oh so good. She instinctively moved a little closer at the thought, letting her arm brush against yours while her eyes stayed focused ahead of her.

Her hand crept over to your thigh, resting on your skin with daring fingers splayed. She knew what she wanted and you braved a look in her direction with a thick swallow.

Her stare was still on the screen, a casual air that made your cheeks warm. You caught the slightest smirk on her lips when you sucked in a breath, barely even balancing on the line of an appropriate colleague interaction at this point; with the way she inched her hand ever so slightly higher to take a peek at the underwear once hidden by your shirt.

Her eyes were dark and her breathing was physically laboured when her head turned in your direction. She eyed the underwear you tried to conceal with your thighs pushing together and the goosebumps that had raised from her touch.

“Emily, we can’t do this,” you muttered, hardly convincing even yourself with the smallness of your voice and the way you couldn’t bring yourself to move her hand.

“Do what?” she answered with a tilt of her head dripping a faux innocence; sickly sweet as she peered through dark lashes.

“You know what,” you breathed, voice hardly there, shrinking away at the feeling of her fingertips grazing the edge of your underwear.

“You don’t want me to stop,” Emily stated, so matter of fact and you desperately wished she was wrong but the way she looked at you made you ache. “I can see it in your eyes how much you want it.”

Her voice lowered as she moved closer to you, lips ghosting your neck with the heat of her words hitting your skin. “C’mon, sweet girl, give me somethin’.” Her hand squeezed at your thigh with her nails digging into the flesh.

Oh, how you wanted her to be way off the mark but you could feel your body betraying you. Withholding the desires your infatuation with the older woman had caused was quickly going out the window, you couldn’t go back now that the prize is so close. So near that all it took was a tilting of your head to press your lips to hers.

All the building tension between you was obvious in the way your lips slotted together effortlessly, Emily smiled against you at the feeling, finally claiming what she’d had her eyes on for so long now.

Your hand tangled in the hair on the back of her head to keep her close and hers landed on your waist, pulling you onto her to escape the uncomfortable twistings of your bodies. With your knees planted either side of her thighs she could pull you flush against her, roaming her hands beneath your shirt against the warmth of soft skin.

The way your hips mindlessly pushed into hers made her cock twitch in her shorts and the feeling didn’t go unnoticed by you; feeling her growing bulge against your clothed pussy.

Her tongue took all control of yours and her dominant hands pulled your shirt over your head to ogle your body, instantly trailing her lips over your throat and down to your chest; her tongue flicked over a pert nipple and you felt her get even harder at the sigh you let out.

She let you tease her for a little longer, grinding onto her hardening cock with her hold on your waist tightening. But the way she pushed you onto your back was sudden and she laughed darkly at the sight of you beneath her, taking in the perfect sight she’d imagined.

“Such a little tease, hm?” she murmured, cupping your cheek with a domineering push of her thumb past your lips whilst her other hand trailed across your skin to dip beneath the waistband of your underwear. “And so wet for mommy,” she smirked. “I should’ve known you’d be a desperate little slut.”

Her fingers slid through your folds, collecting your arousal with a musing rub over your clit. Her digits slipped into you with ease, curling into you perfectly making your breath hitch in your throat. She watched each reaction to the movement of her fingers fucking into you, each twitch of your hips and closing of your eyes, the biting of your lip between your teeth as she brought you closer and closer to the edge. You looked so pretty, she knew you would, and she had to have your lips on hers again. The kiss was sloppy and heated while you grew wetter by the second and each pump of her digits brought you closer to your climax.

It only made your skin flush even hotter when she pulled her shirt over her head, setting her breasts free which you instantly palmed at much to her enjoyment. Her nipples were sensitive to the tongue you swirled around them, and the thumb you flicked over the buds; she could feel you clenching around her and her cock was aching to feel your warmth around it.

“Em, please,” you whispered with a groan when she pulled away, leaving you on the precipice of a release with only a mocking grin thrown your way and soaked fingers pushing past your slackened jaw.

“Let me have my fun,” she returned, looking down at you with her own hands squeezing at her tits, pinching her nipples between her fingers and thumbs with her head leaning back. “I wanna see you desperate and aching. With your head so dumb all you can focus on is how much you need me.”

Her words made your head spin, not made any better by the sight of her ridding her body of her shorts, setting her hard cock free. She smirked at the way you gawked at her, watching her fingers wrap around her length, pumping it in her hand with the slick of her precum. You’re sure you looked pathetic; growing even wetter by the second, desperately wishing she wasn’t in the way of your thighs clamping together to find any kind of friction you could.

Emily could see the desperation on your face, in the heaviness of your breath and your unwavering stare.

“I just knew you’d look so sweet,” she rasped, sighing at the pleasure of her movements. “Lying on your back, practically begging me to fuck you. Is that what you want, hm? You want mommy to fuck you with her cock?”

“Yes,” you nodded sheepishly, pulling her body into yours with her arms tasting either side of your body and the breath from the huff of her laugh falling onto your cheek, “I need you to fuck me, mommy.”

The kiss she met you with was harsh and bruising, a filthy wanton lust with smacks of lips and breaths heavy against one another. She only pulled away to watch your face as she teased you, grinning mockingly at the annoyed furrow of your brow when she swiped her cock through your dripping folds, coating the length with your arousal.

She groaned at the feeling of your warmth around her, easily pushing the tip of her dick into your hole, inching her way further into your cunt until all she could feel around her was you. You were soaked and she loved it, you basked in the grunt at the back of her throat when she began a steady rhythm of her hips.

Her girth stretched your pussy perfectly, you could easily take each inch of her with how worked up she’d got you; she could feel how she’d succeeded with her teasing.

She brought her thumb between your bodies to draw circles over your swollen clit, bringing you closer to your release and in turn feeling that familiar pressure in her stomach with the way you clenched around her. Emily’s teeth grazed along the pulse point of your neck, blood rushing to your head with all the passion making you dizzy.

She sucked marks into your skin while your hands grasped at her back, aimlessly digging your nails into the backs of her thighs to pull her into you, wordlessly pleading with her to just not stop. The room was filled with moans of pleasure, too preoccupied with your desire that it was hard to think of anything else, to mutter much to her other than blabberings of how good it felt.

“You’re taking me so well,” she muttered against your lips, hardly able to conjure up the words with how close she was to her orgasm. “I’ve been picturing this for too long, baby, how you’d look all filled up with me. And you do not disappoint.”

The way her tongue dragged over your nipple and her teeth dug into the skin, along with the thrusting of her shaft into your sex and her thumb playing with your clit, made you fall apart all over her. Your chest arched into hers with a choked moan with your heart thumping and your hand tightening into a fist in her hair.

And you peered down at her when she pulled out of you, only needing a few strokes of her hand along the length of her soaked cock before ribbons of white shot onto the flesh of your stomach with a grunt of her own. You watched drops of her cum leak from the head of her dick, still feeling the blissful aftermath of your own high.

If anything, she only looked at you more hungrily; as though ravishing you was the only thing on her mind. She swiped two fingers through the seed that painted your skin, bringing them to your lips for you to taste. Your tongue darted out to lick them clean, opening your mouth for her to fuck her fingers into you roughly, not caring about the way your eyes began to water.

“I hope you’re ready for more, sweet girl, ‘cause I’m not ready for this to end just yet,” she winked before trailing kisses down your body, making contact with your cunt again.

If anything was made clear after this first night with Emily, it’s that you’re going to need extra coffee in the morning.

#emily prentiss x reader #emily prentiss x fem!reader #emily prentiss #emily prentiss fanfiction #criminal minds #emily prentiss x y/n

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xgmtmdmx · 11 months

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Close - chapter six first time

Warnings : smutttt

It had been three weeks since you had joined the judgement day and you were walking around the performance centre when you heard someone walking towards you so you turn around and see Rey , "y/n" he says , you just give him a confused look "yes?" "I need your help" "I'm sorry Rey but I can't help you" you turn and try to walk away but he grabs your arm "Rey let go" "please niñita" "fine Rey what do you want" "I want to make up with dom" "no. I'm not getting involved in that" "your in the judgement day now , your getting involved either way" "fine I will try convince dom , but if he doesn't want to it's not on me" "thank you niñita" "bye Rey"

*you call rhea*

Y/n : dems

Demi: yeah baby what's wrong ? Are you ok?

Y/n: rey just cornered me and asked me to help him reconnect him and dom

Demi: what the fuck ? After everything he did ?

Y/n: i don't know but I think we should talk to dom and ask him what he wants to do before making judgements

Demi: yeah , I'll talk to you later I'm at the gym

Y/n: byee

*end of call*

You go home and get poppy ready for bed , and send liv a picture of her in her bed

Goldie locks 💛 : girl you treat her like your child

The compressor 💪: she is my child liv

Goldie locks 💛: okay 😂 , I'll talk to you later I'm tryna watch my show , love you

The compressor 💪: love uuu

You hear someone at the door and get confused on who it is , you look out the peep hole and see Rhea , you open the door and jump into her arms "woah what's gotten into you today miss" "I missed you dems" you kissed her and clung onto her for dear life "what's up baby" "I don't know , I need you" as you bury your face into the crook of her neck as she carries you inside and shuts the door with her foot , she brings you to the couch and asks you "do you wanna watch a movie and eat snacks?" You nod your head yes and go to lie down on the couch with her , and watch nightmare on elm street but after a while you got bored and started kissing her neck to tease her

"Baby what are you doing" she asks "nothing" you smirk "if you keep teasing me your gonna regret it" "show me then"

*smut*

She carried you to your room

"Are you sure you're ready?" She asked for confirmation, making sure you wanted to do this, she wouldn't be able to deal with herself knowing you made yourself to sleep with her.

"Mhm, 100% ready" You smiled ,moving your hand to the side of her face, softly touching her skin.

Rhea leaned in to kiss you, it was soft and passionate as you slowly wrapped your arms around her neck, letting her crawl ontop of you. Her hand sliding under your, well her, hoodie. Playing with your breasts, she trailed her kisses down from your lips to your neck, gently sucking and biting at your neck, trying to find your sweet spot. You let out a whimper when she found it, making her smile against your neck.

"Found it" She said, more to herself than to you, paying more attention to that spot, leaving a pretty dark hickey on the crook of your neck.

When she was done attacking your neck with sloopy kissing, she positioned herself inbetween your legs, slowly lifting up the hoodie, exposing some of your lower stomach.

"You're so beautiful" She murmured into your thigh, rubbing her finger against the wet spot on underwear. Moving them to the side, Rhea picked up some of your juice on her finger, bringing it to her lips. She smiled , She-lowered her head into your pussy, her hands gripping onto the soft flesh on your thighs as you whined, she was making you feel things you've never felt before.

"You taste so sweet- fuck" She moaned, teasing you with the tip of her finger before fully pushing it inside you, making you let out a loud gasp. She looked over at you, your back arching off of the bed, moving closer to your release. She moved her fingers faster hitting your g spot every time , whilst still sucking your clit. The coil in your stomach getting tighter.

You felt your orgasm wash over you, you fingers tangling themselves into her hair, tugging at the roots. Rhea helped you ride out your orgasm before getting up, bringing her fingers to your mouth.

"Taste yourself for me" She said, her accent strong as you parted your lips, letting her finger slip into your mouth. You swirled your tongue around her finger, tasting yourself whilst looking deep into her eyes.

*time skip*

After y'all were done she went and got a wet towel to wipe down your legs and thighs and went up to give you a kiss "well that was fun"you smirked at her "it was" she replied as she scooped you up to bring you to the bath

*authors note*

Hey guys this is my first smut so it's probably really bad but I hope y'all like it

Have a great day/night 🫶

#dominik mysterio x reader #the judgement day #wwe x reader #rhea x reader #demi bennett #rhea ripley x reader #rhea ripley #finn balor x reader #wwe live #backlash #rhea ripley smut

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luxxtuxx · 9 months

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Could you write Hobie x dem Reader who has a small dog and she treats it like its her son 🥹 like let’s say the dog tries getting hobies attention and Hobie just ignores the dog and then reader forces Hobie to show love to the dog. I just think that’s so cute. Feel free to ignore and have a great day! ❤️

I love this, and honestly, I feel like hobie is a cat guy, he can tolerate dogs. But I'm gonna change it and use my dog as a reference, I have a 230-pound English mastiff who is my perfect baby and can do no wrong. And I bring him everywhere because he is Service Dog for when I faint. Anyways, let's get on to the story.

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You weren't a superhero, you worked a 12-hour shift at the shitty grocery store on the corner of West and Fifth. You had a large dog that it your prized possession, he was trained to help you with your periodical blackout you would have.

During dates with this handsome, tall dude you were crushing on. you didn't mention the blackouts. You didn't want to scare him away. One day without thinking after a nice ice cream date you asked hobie to come over to watch a movie or spend the night. Hobie didn't refuse.

When you got home, the large beast was waiting at the door with his basketball in his mouth. the second you and hobie got past the threshold of the door, the house lion barked at hobie. "Is that a dog or a horse?" he said a bit rudely. You didn't hear the tone. "it's my titan, my lovely boy" you kissed the dog's head. "Dont worry, he won't hurt you, he is just a big baby." You walk to the couch. Hobie scoffs "That's a baby? Jeez" he sat on the couch.

"You make friends with Titan while I get into pjs" You walk into your room. The dog gets on the couch and sits there. Hobie looked at the monster you called a pet. Titan moved a bit and put his head in hobies lap accidently leaving slobber on hobies pants. Hobie glared at the dog "You are a lucky bastard,, you hear me? I love your mother and the only reason I don't fight you is that you are probably twice my weight" he said petting the dog's head softly.

Hobie may tolerate this dog because the smile you had when you saw him petting this beast made him happy. "AWW Look at my boys getting along!!!" you took a picture. and moved the dog, so then you were laying on hobie and Titan was laying on you

#atsv hobie #hobie brown #hobie spiderverse #spiderpunk #fluff #hobie x you #spider punk #hobie x y/n #hobie headcanons #spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #hobie brown x you #hobie fluff #hobie x reader #hobie my beloved

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wilhelm--fink · 2 years

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Rammstein Meet and Greet in Mexico City 10/02/22

Yesterday I had the wonderful opportunity of meeting four of the rammboys before their show in Mexico City and thought it’d be nice to share my experience (plus I’ll be able to reread and relive this every day for the rest of my life) ♥️

Get ready for a very long post:

Oliver:

He was serious but very kind. He came, greeted me quietly, smiled a bit when he heard me greeting him in German, signed my book and then left before we could have our picture taken because Tom (their meet & greet assistant) got distracted by someone and forgot to take it. I have to admit that I freaked a bit about that cause I thought I had missed my opportunity but Tom noticed immediately and asked Oli to come back.

We shot the pic and then I moved to the side to let him pass through but instead of that he stepped really close to me (which ofc made me scream internally) and without saying a word, he took the book from my hands and started flipping through it, then he saw the cover with a really confused face, gave it back to me and left. That’s when I started wondering if the band actually know about the merch they sell cause he looked as if he didn’t know what that was.

Flake:

He was so happy and cheerful the entire time. He greeted me in English and when I answered in German he gave me a huge smile and switched for the rest of our chat which went a bit like this:

(I handed him the book and he saw the pic I had chosen of him)

Flake: (laughing) „Das bin nicht ich!“ - That’s not me!

Me: „Was meinst du damit? Natürlich bist du das!“ - What do you mean? Of course that’s you!

Flake: (laughing even harder) „Nein, nein. Das gefällt mir nicht, das bin ich nicht“ - No, no. I don’t like that. That’s not me.

Me: „Wer ist es dann?“ - Who is it then?

Flake: (still laughing) „Ich weiß nicht, lass uns nach einem anderen Foto suchen“ - I don’t know, let’s look for another photo.

(We flipped through the pages until he saw one he actually liked)

Flake: „Sieh dir das an, das bin ich“ - Look at that one, that’s me.

(He signed it, we had our photo taken and then he started inspecting the book the same way Oli had)

Flake: (surprised) „Wo kauftest du es?“ - Where did you buy this?

Me: „In dem Rammstein Shop” - In the Rammstein shop

Flake: „Wirklich? Toll! Ich hatte es nicht gesehen! Sowieso, vielen Dank, viel Spaß bei der Show! - Really? Cool! I hadn’t seen it! Anyway, thank you so much, have fun at the show!

Me: „Vielen Dank!“ - Thank you!

Flake: (laughing as he walked away) „Aber das war nicht ich!“ - Still that wasn’t me!

Me: „Das bist du doch!“ - It is you!

After that I think someone asked him about the meaning of his nickname, to which he answered “Flake es flaquito” (“skinny” in Spanish)

Paul:

He arrived before Flake left and told him, wearing his usual cheeky grin, to speak Berlinerisch Deutsch with us. Then he greeted me in English and laughed really loud when he saw his pic on the book. I asked to hug him, to which he answered „Ja doch!“ (yes, of course!) and gave me a big nice hug (I wished that Tom had taken our photo in that moment but sadly didn’t). Then he wished me fun at the show and left.

After that, a girl showed him a photo of him and Richard kissing and asked him if they’d do it that night, he only laughed and said “We’ll see what happens”.

Till:

We knew he was coming cause he almost kicked the wall to the ground before coming in. He was super nice the entire time, spoke to everyone in Spanish and joked around a lot. Once he came to me, I totally froze and couldn’t do more than greet him and show him his pic on the book. He noticed my reaction with a smile and was very kind about it, he signed my book and then I somehow managed to ask if I could hug him. He immediately embraced me super tight and then we had our photo taken.

After that I was about to let him go but he held me tighter and started growling loudly. That’s when I finally came to my senses, I looked up to him and laughed but in a second he had already picked me up and was dragging me out of the room. Everyone started screaming and I told him “you can take me with you if you want, I’d be happy to go” to which he laughed, gave me a peck in the head and let me go. Then he took my hand gently and led me back to the group. Finally he shook my hand, made a bow and said it was really nice to meet me.

The meet & greet ended shortly after that and we were led back to the stage area. It’s needless to say that it was the best day of my life.

#rammstein #till lindemann #paul landers #flake lorenz #oliver riedel #rammstein meet and greet #personal #north america stadium tour 2022 #rammstein in mexico #my show #rammstein mexico city 2022

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gemini-sensei · 1 year

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Poly!Yasmine x Chubby!Reader x Demetri NSFW Headcanons

Monstercock!Demetri ○ onlyfans au ○ lots of Yas x Reader 🥰

There's a lot of emphasis on Yasmine and Reader only because Demetri loves watching them himself. He loves seeing his two beautiful girlfriends together, so he naturally ends up behind the camera and let's them shine.

Included are videos of them making out and feeling each other up, either undressing each other out of little outfits for the occasion or straight up lingerie. The videos are filled with lots of pretty moans and sighs.

Yasmine likes to make stripe tease videos. They're super fun for her. She gets to show off her clothes and special outfits she puts together. She'll by lingerie just for a quick video of her slowly pulling it off or striping to reveal it.

Pictures of the two women together all over the account. Kissing, holding each other, undressing one another, having sex. Demetri is also present in some of these pictures, usually seated between both of his girlfriends as they kiss or one is sitting on his lap.

Videos of Demetri on his back, Reader riding his cock and Yasmine sitting on his face, and the two are just making out while they basically use him as a toy. Yas and Reader never switch this up because of Dem's huge cock. She's quite alright with grinding on his face for these.

There are few videos showcasing Yasmine trying to take Dem's monster cock, but for the most part that is private between them. "Few" is two.

Alternatively, Reader fucks Yasmine with a pretty strap. She has a harness that fits just right, digs into her fat a little more than actually necessary, and a pretty dildo just for Yas. The blonde squirts all over Reader's fake dick and loves it.

Demetri loves holding the camera while fucking Reader. He angles it down and shows off the position she's in; usually on her back, her head on Yasmine’s chest, knees to her chest with Yas holding her legs up. He shows off Reader's full pussy. Yasmine is heard telling him to "fuck her nice and hard" or to "fill her up to the brim." They talk about her like she's not there while she sucks on Yasmine's tits or her eyes are rolling up.

Demetri will show himself jerking off before Reader and right as he's about to he come, he puts the tip in. He groans loudly as he fills her, getting three good shots off, before pulling out and moving over to Yasmine and doing the same to her. Then he covers their pussies in whatever he has left. Before he's done, he backs up and the girls reposition to get between each other's legs. They scissor with his cum leaking out of their pretty cunts, spreading it all over themselves. He watches, camera fully focused on them while he continues to jerk his cock. When he's going to come again, he goes over to his girlfriends and makes sure to come all over their cunts as they rub against each other and he just makes it an even bigger mess.

Whole collections of pictures where either Yasmine or Reader have their tits out, covered in Dem's cum, and the other is licking it up. It's a progression, like a little picture show they put together for their fans. Finished off with the girls making out at the end.

Demetri even posts pictures of himself masturbating while editing all the content because he can never help himself. He captions them as such too, finding the irony in it. It's great, he loves it.

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bahja-blix · 3 months

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Oliver the Deaf/Mute imp kid controversy

During my break from most platforms due to family issues and me not wanting to indulge myself on most platforms for peace and quiet I pondered something during that time. I wanted to do something fun Regarding lil Oliver who Finally has a name after all the backlash Viv got for NOT naming her Deaf or possibly Mute character...

I wanted to try to crack exactly what Fizz and Oliver said and how accurate it is which will require me to also learn more along the way and it's thanks to the fact that I actually have an official Sign language Dictionary that has real pictures that teaches a reader how to Sign when speaking with your hands, what to Sign, and much more. The book itself was given to me as a gift from a licensed Sign Language and Deaf speaking and assisting teacher who was awesome to talk to. She specializes with Special Needs and other forms of Disabilities in her class such as Autism, ADHD, (Both in which I have but were diagnosed many years apart) or other Disabilities on the spectrum or differing conditions. And I've kept it since then.

This is Oliver, Olive or Ollie for short. Say Hi :D

He uses Sign Language to speak and is possibly both Deaf and Mute however I'm going off research regarding his condition/disability.

Here is the book from front to back ^^

As I read and look around at the endless adventure of learning a new Language and cracking what the show Signed it will also further my development of more accurately developing my own characters that are either Mute, Deaf, Or both. Some of them are main characters and either speak fluent Sign Language along with another Language taught via writing which is hard work but can be achieved over time. Some don't speak another language. Some of them are secondary, supporting etc. there's Always a role for them. Kuma is one of them, She's a main character of a series I'm working on. I'll show her later once she's finished in design. She is Both Deaf and Mute and uses a hearing aid to help hear from her Left Ear. She mainly speaks fluent Sign Language via hands or writes what she says. She's fluent in Japanese writing all in which took her years to learn by special teachers. She's treated as a person from thick and thin. Unlike how Viv treats her characters. Kuma originally comes from Tokyo Japan but moved internationally to California for college.

If you have any questions regarding my journey please don't hesitate to ask ❤️🙏

EDIT: I absolutely despise how Vivziepop writes her characters when it comes to "Trying" to represent something. That's why I was inspired to write this! That's why wanted to step in and be entirely goal oriented when representing stuff you can't do Viv. Viv sucks at representation in every way shape and form. From writing harmful stereotypes of All kinds, to misrepresenting the LGBT plus community I've been in for almost a decade, SA, SHrsd, Domestic Abuse victims (I hate to dig up a huge part of my past however... I fall into all those three categories too... Bcus my biological dad... Did unspeakable things to me...), to the way she writes her women vs guy characters in a non equalized way, the way she writes about drug abuse or alcoholics, and not give two shits about their development to the way she literally didn't give a shit about Oliver AND misrepresents the Disabled community that I'm ALSO in and left Oliver nameless UNTIL her audience CALLED HER OUT for that like... What the hell went through your head when you sat at the round table of yours with your team you call "Geniuses" like... Deaf Imp Child????? DEAF FUCKING IMP CHILD???? LoooooL! Stop trying Viv it's over! Your own political party doesn't like your ass no more neither wether traditionalized old school Dems like me or Modernized Americanized Dems. Everyone who saw through your bullshit regardless of who they are or where they lean don't want your shit anymore because you failed everyone around you multiple times for YEARS. I've found out So MANY things about you mate. I actually looked up to you... Lots of us did... And you only get worse from here. Your audience ain't the bigot unless they actively boot lick and kiss your ass. Valid criticism wether Harsh or Not is NOT "hate" lmao 🤣 love how thats your favorite go to word. Maybe come up with something original to call your audience you sack of poorly packaged horse shit, mmk! (Pilot Angel Dust reference btw if you get it)

Off topic but Viv really went Too far >:(

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stainedglassandpigs · 4 days

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Ruskaina pt 2

“Pururuuuurruu”

someone was calling

But my body felt like it had just been thrown into the sun then stomped on for good measure

the last thing I wanted was to have to be social so early in the day,

so in response I simply turned my body, the dem dem Mushi couldn’t bother me if I couldn’t hear it

so now I wasn’t facing the direction of the nose.

Peace please it shoudlnt be so hard to have a quiet moment.

“PURURUUURUUUURRRU”

No, I’m to tired I’m nawt getting up.

I refuse

Covering my ear with another pillow I try to get back to my rem sleep, my dream cable was real interesting before I was rudely awaken something about a boy and a beast but i couldn’t remember the rest anymore.

The ring was still there only now it sounded to be underwater, this I could easily work with so letting my mind ease its way back into sleepy mode was natural.

My breathing was slower and I started to forget why I was even awaken in one first place when it happened directly next to my head this time that little fu(ker had moved.

“PUUUUUUU RRRRRE UUUUURRRRUUUUURRUU”

“FINE” I yell jumping up and taking the phone from Athena’s massively interrupting self.

“HELLO!” I was rubbing my eye buggers away annoyed as hell laying back down in bed stubbornly closing my eyes.

“Isabell that’s no way to greet your wonderful mom”

Well great I jsut yelled at my mother for no reason. Today as alr looking to something special.

Wait .

Mom

Why was mom calling so early

Opening my eyes I looked around trying to gauge what time of day it was.

There was no sunlight coming from the window, just a deep twilight.

“Mom why you up so late, everything okay?”

Getting up from bed I move the phone piece and grab Athena I decided I might as well get a snack while I talk

“Yeah I just was bored and everyone’s asleep, I figured you’re always up so late. I don’t wake you did I pretty ?” I could hear her concern clearly, I missed our daily call today I was so busy with-

With… what did I do today

Strange.

My memory was so foggy.

“No mom you’re fine I was just straightening up a bit” lie.

“Oh okay that’s good, oh btw your monthly don’t die care package should be coming soon, so yk don’t die. “

“Ha thanks for the encouragement mom”

“You’re welcome” I could hear her laughing which brought a smile to my face. It was always nice to talk with mom being away was so lonely I missed my family and our daily calls kept me sane.

“How was your day mom ?” Opening my fridge looking around it, empty.

Didn’t… I…

Wasn’t I supposed to go out today, I thought I did.

Odd

“Your little brother started his first day of daycare today so we took loads of pictures, don’t worry we sent you some in the care package I know how you get about seeing pictures of everyone. Oh the gardens doing lovely that tip you gave about adding crushed bone is making the compost top shelf shit fr. And the Saffron plants have begun to pop above ground which your Stepdad is really excited for soon we’ll be able to send you some, we’ve been working womp womp Also the other- wompawa wa She said to me that- wa womp”

Mom just kept rambling as a searched the kitchen area for something to snack she was basically my podcast at this point.

The kitchen was so bare, I really should’ve gone out today but I was stuck with doing my… doing my ? Doing my what ?

What had I been doing all day

It was so hazy for some reason.

Never mind it I was to focused on my snack now, ig tea would be fine for now.

“And then Miss Jackson threw all the navy out the community garden it’s a shame to see how much they’ve changed from me and your father’s time. But anyways how was your day Isabell you’ve been real quite”

“My bad mom I was making tea my day was actually-“

“BANG CLACK!”

Jumping up I fell-off the couch this time all my sections were on over drive.

It was a dream, which ment I still needed to call mom.

The sun was now pouring into the house and I was actually awake this time and the sound I heard was real.

Getting up I look in the direction of where the sound came from only to find a man standing in my kitchen making ???

Something ?

A mess ???

Both unfortunately for me the person who cleans this shoddy abode

“Your supposed to be recovering unable to move what the hell are you doing up ???”

The man turned to me and smiled

“I got hungry” he said it so matter of factly like it made so much sense.

“But your wound ??!!!?!? It’s gonna tear with all this movement” Rushing over to him, mouth running a mile a minute talking about everything that could go wrong and how we was supposed to be recovering

The kitchen was a mess for sure but that was the least of my worry’s now, this man with a straw hat was about to start bleeding out in my house AGAIN.

It was bad enough the first time my nose still burned with the smell of his blood I was not looking to relive that.

Reaching him quickly I look at the bandages. So far it wasn’t soaked through with his bodily fluids thankfully.

“May I ?” Gesturing to his wound.

“Will you make me something to eat if I say yes”

Rolling my eyes deeply, I didn’t even know his name and I was already catering to the strange man so much.

“Omg yes now can I please check the stitches”

“Okay hehe, since you promised”

“I didn’t promise” I said as I began to reach for the wrap when he stepped away just before I could do anything.

“Hey !”

“PROMISE”

“OMFG FINE FINE I PROMISE NOW STAY STILL”

I tried again and yet again he stepped out the way.

“WHAT NOW” I regret so much.

“Pinky promise me first” his features had the most serious look on them since I met him. Mind you we had almost died and he was laughing through all of it.

Sighing I raise my pinky to him which lite his face up instantly. Eagerly he took hold of mine

“Say it”

“I pinky promise” I tried to let go but he held my pinky firmly.

“Tooooo”

I shoulda just minded my own business yesterday.

“To make you breakfast if you let me see you wound and make sure you okay, good?” I look up at him growing more than slightly annoyed.

“Okay! It’s a promise you can’t break it!!” He let go of my smallest phalange.

Attempting once more I raised my hands to remove the wrap heisting just before glancing up at him to make sure he wouldn’t move another time.

Immediately I was met with his big brown eyes staring at me as he smiled lightly.

I guess he was just as curious as me about the conditions of his wound.

Looking back at my hand I carefully began unwrapping the white cloth.

As it unraveled the white seemed unchanged until the very last two layers that covered the gauze which had turned an ugly red color.

Bracing myself for what I would see I peeled the last of the bandages off.

Looking at the wound immediately one thing came to mind.

“Devil fruit ?” I said looking up at him again.

“I the Gum-Gum fruit! Hey how did you know that !!?”

“Educated guess” I shrugged

Looking back at the wound I examine the wound that remained there after a night of his devil fruit working its magic. There was some redness paired with a dark scab and a few stitches pocking out. A far cry from the deep gash it used to be.

“Stay here for a second okay”

“Sure, what are you going to do tho ?” He said watching me as I moved about the cave.

“Dressing your stitches again because they’ll get dirty if I don’t, I really wanna avoid an infection. Wait.”

I stop mid digging through my medicine bag that was still by the bed because exhaustion over took me before I could put everything up.

Standing to my full height again I looked at him. The only part of his body that was clean was the area that I cleaned.

This mf needed a shower.

“What ?!” He quirked his bushy eyebrows

“When’s the last time you took a shower ?”

“A week ago”

“Go taking a damn shower lord how are you alive still. You need to go clean your ass”

“But you promised!” He crossed his arms and stood planted.

“I am doing exactly that, see” walking over to my back pack I grabbed it and began spreading all that I foraged out onto my table.

“I first need to clean everything I didn’t get to yesterday, well, because of you. Respectfully you changed my plans drastically” As I took every thing out it was like Christmas a bit I thought .

All the commotion from yesterday rattled my brain so much I completed forgot everything I collected.

He was still standing in the kitchen as I unpacked my bag I gave him a questioning look.

“I don’t know where the bathroom is.”

“Righhht” was all I managed out,

I was so ready for my morning calm I didn’t even bother telling him I just grabbed his hand and walked him to the bathroom.

Quickly I turned on the shower, taking out a towel and rag, and dumping it into his hand.

“Do you need some clothes?” Looking him up and down I accessed his attire.

Said atire being dirty blood stained jorts and a straw hat, the t shirt he once had on long discarded

“No need to answer actual, I’ll find you some. Take a shower I’ll leave the clothes right here” I pointed at a storage unit near the door.

“And you’ll be making breakfast right” He was looking straight into my eyes again, direct eye contact really was his thing huh

“Yes yes yes, now go clean yourself. And please be careful I don’t want you to pass out in the shower. You may heal quick but who knows what’s really going on inside there.”

Walking out the bathroom I closed the door and began looking for some clothes for the straw hat man.

Which reminded me I needed to ask him for his name.

Finding some close was easy enough, although I live on the island alone my brothers some times would visit and they always left clothes and crap here.

Setting the close on the storage unit I began tidying up even tho I was still pretty tired doing nothing would only make me over think about yesterday .

And besides the cave really was a mess, blood soaked rags and stuff thrown everywhere while I was in a panic, she desperately needed some tlc

Waking Thena and giving her a treat I request I track while I clean she graciously obliged me. Cleaning for the most part goes by fast only real hassle was cleaning and sanitizing everywhere with blood.

Once I had picked everything up to an alright level I put my medical back next to the just in case my guest indeed did need something else done.

I didn’t know what that man eats so I decided on something relatively simple.

Eggs, potatoes, with some random veggies. I was a little limited since I needed to prep all the new ingredients I got yesterday before I could use any of it. And I was certain he wouldn’t want to wait for food.

Turning the stove on I added some butter to a pan and let it heat up a bit while I chopped some onions and ramps since I used the last of the garlic and the new batch was still uncleaned and processed like I liked.

Throwing those in I went to the spice cabinet and took out all that I thought I would need for the meal, adding a bit of sea salt to begin with to help caramelize the ramps and onion together.

Moving onto the potatoes I thought of what I could do with them.

Would he like hash browns more ? Baked potatoes ? Fries ???? Potato stew on the side ?

Fuck it seasoned chopped potatoes would have to do.

Going to the sack of potatoes I kept in the pantry I took out 4 medium Rosara potatoes a favorite of mine personally.

Not even bothering to peal them I roughly chop em up and call it a day

Adding a ton of seasoning just like my mom taught me I throw them in the pan with the butter and onions.

As I cleaned my area up a bit as everything continued to cook I thought about the fight.

This random boy appearing from the sky laughing going toe to toe with one of the islands most formidable beast without flinching.

For a brief second there was this moment I remembered

When the light shone on him like a hug

And his stretched fists and kicks where coming down on the beast like something akin to hell fire that he…

Almost look sort of…

Like… a god.

A small laugh leaves my lips as I think about it all.

Refocusing on what I was doing I transition now to preparing some lions mane with carrots as the the main veggies, tossing them in some oil then seasoning and finally into the oven.

With the veggies in the oven all that was left were the eggs.

But I didn’t wanna use another pan and the potatoes needed a bit longer so I just but everything away that was not in use and took out some plates and such for us to eat on while I waited for a pan to clear up.

Using a fork I poked the potatoes through.

They still needed a bit more time, but I wanted to start the eggs so everything was done when he came out. Using an oven mitt I grab the veggies out and move em over a tad then dump the potatoes onto the tray and put in all back in to finish off nicely.

Using a bit more butter to coat the pan I add 3 eggs in on low heat mixing them into the pan so they would scramble. The process was a quick moving one because the eggs cooked so fast, I graded a bit of milk and splashed it into the end mixing the whole time. The eggs had basically formed by now so I added salt pepper and garlic to it.

And with that I was pretty much done, using my shoddly made oven mitts I took out the veggies and begin plating the food.

Should I put his plate next to mine ?

In front ?

Far away ?

Looking in the direction of the bathroom I wondered how much longer he would be.

In front, I decided

That way I can see his face when we eat.

For manners and stuff..

Placing all the plates and utensils I go to grab us something to drink.

In the cabinet I look at the tea options, Dandelion, Rose, Oolong, Lemon, Matcha, ginger all these options.

I usually had a cup of matcha in the morning but my brothers always said it tasted like grass cum.

So perhaps some Oolong, my family’s favorite.

Taking it out I eyeball enough for two cups and but a kettle to boil.

Bringing the sugar n cups to the table I just sat n waited.

Either the tea would be done or he would either way all I had to do was wait.

Athena was playing a jazz inspired tune now and focusing on that was what occupied my time as a waited.

Circling my thumbs together trying to focus on the music my thoughts unfortunately begin to drift back to last night.

Exactly what I had been trying to avoid.

I could vividly see it again.

The way he looked was just so haunting his chest barely able to rise and fall skin pale as a cloud on a rainy day.

It was like sun that once lit his body had been sucked out all because he tried to save me.

He was on deaths door because I was too busy digging for truffles to noticed a 5 ton beast rampaging towards me.

It was all my fault

As I knew alr being left alone with my thoughts was indeed taking a turn for the worst

Even tho I knew it helped no one for me to think like this the cogs in my brain still churned to push out every single thought that’s while purpose was to make me feel like a royal fuck up

Closing my eyes I make myself take deep breaths and think 2 positive things I did.

1. I got more us to one cave without dying

2. I made sure he didn’t die

The again he would even-

Before I could finish my thought the bathroom door swung open and the energetic young man can out…

Running

He was running to the table

“ thankyoufortheclothes!!! FOOD FOOD FOOD “

And just like that the room and my mind was quickly filled with his bright presence.

I smiled

As I watched him almost collide with the chair I thought to myself something I had been pushing back since I began my research on the island by myself.

Maybe I did want company.

Authors rambling time 🤩

I honestly couldn’t even tell you why I’m writing this story but it’s definitely fun to try and characterize Luffy. Using this as a learning experience bc I do wanna get into writing more. I know only 2 ppl and mice see this but I would love to hear the feedback for those who do !

#monkey d. luffy #monkey d luffy #luffy/reader #straw hat luffy #luffy #x reader #time skip #one piece #op

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nicopony79 · 1 year

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First you befriend de humans…

…And den you blow dem up!

That’s how that line went, right?

Wow, I haven’t seen the likes of this character slander since Austen/Milligan era. Well, we survived such assassination attempts as ‘Antarctica’ and ‘Blood of Apocalypse,’ let’s see what our friend Steph has in store for Remy! It’s bound to be a doozy if they couldn’t make that other shit stick to him.

It’s weird Black Panther can’t use whatever teleportation device he used to find Gambit and Rogue in the middle of the desert to find Manifold. Coulda saved yourself a step or two, dude! But let’s not get bogged down in reason, logic, character development, story progression or dumb things like that. That isn’t what this book is about, or any Krakoan-era books, for that matter! This is a natural progression of what started 3-4 years ago, with what required us to move far beyond reasonable suspension of disbelief to accept Sinister and Apocalypse as friends of the X-Men — because it makes for a better story! Now it’s a free-for-all of nonsense, all for the sake of “story,” tho no one is asking the question: but are the stories any good? There are no guardrails on this crazy train.

Meanwhile, Krakoa the Island seems to have eaten everyone’s personality. All the mutants on that island are either a total bore, incredibly stupid, or annoying as fuck. Gambit is all three. I can’t root for these people, I don’t want to spend time with them.

While everyone else suffers a tragic personality displacement illness, there’s a handful of overpowered darlings favored by the writers who take turns like small children in the pool: “Mom, mom! MooooooMmm! Look at me, are you watching? Mom! Watch this!” Followed by some inexplicable feat of thrashing and splashing. “Didja see that mom!” And all we can say is, “Wow, that’s really cool sweetie!” There is literally nothing to talk about anymore, xtwitter is just a series of pictures of Emma Frost with the caption: Mother! And Magneto/Jean/Storm doing some amazing feat accompanied by the words: “Fans of (Insert Mutant) Are Eating Today.” And that’s it. Also something something Kill The Beast, it’s all so so boring.

Fan theories that try to explain reason or plot progression are infinitely better than the reality, and I can’t even read those anymore because it’s all incredibly disappointing to never see them realized.

#gambit #rogue #xmen #krakoa

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samsi6 · 1 year

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Diese Aufnahme weiß es nicht und kann auch nichts dafür, aber ich machte sie aus dem Parkhaus Sachsenhausen heraus. Diesem Parkhaus wohnt ein besonderer Zauber inne. Es hat ein offenes Dach. Oder auch: oben, auf dem Dach, kann man parken. Außerdem hat man eine gute Sicht auf alles mögliche, was Menschen so für Frankfurt halten. Deshalb kommen auch immer Menschen da hin und photographieren die Gegend, sich, sich und die Gegend. Gestern war auch ich oben. Das Bild entstand aber im Treppenhaus, auf dem Weg von Ebene 4, wo ich das Auto abgestellt hatte - es regnete gestern unberechenbar zwischen mild, heftig und gar nicht, letzteres aber selten, weshalb ich das Auto bewegte - und Ebene 5, also Dach. Jedenfalls wollte ich der Welt diesen Himmelsausschnitt keinesfalls vorenthalten, wenn ich ihn schon visuell digitalisiert habe. Deshalb ist er hier abgebildet, obwohl der Text sich mit ganz anderem befasst. Wie auch immer. Ich ging also auf's Dach, da waren schon ein Kerl und zwei Kerlinnen, ersterer mit Photoapparat, letztere wahrscheinlich Mutter und Tochter, sich ablichten lassender Weise, aber als ich kam, auch spontan aufbrechend. Ich knipste dann hin und her und verschwand über das Treppenhaus hinaus, am Schifferkrankenhaus vorbei in Richtung Eiserner Steg. Das Wetter war durchwachsen. Ich hatte meine Kapuze aufgezogen. Auf dem Eisernen Steg war, Wind und Regen zum Trotz, Betrieb. Anfangs, auf der Sachsenhäuser Seite, kann man ja auf den derzeit noch nackten Platanen hockenden Tauben bei ihrem Tun und Lassen in die Augen glotzen. Über die Brücke verteilt geht man dann unzähligen Touristen aus dem Weg, die alle dasselbe ultimative Frankfurtphoto schießen, wie schon Milliarden Touristen zuvor. Selbst der Abstieg vollzog sich langsam, weil zwei Damen Probleme hatten, gleichzeitig ihren Regenschirm in der Hand und ihr Gleichgewicht, während sie ihre Füße in wetteruntauglichen High Heels spazieren trugen, auszubalancieren. Sie machten nach der ersten Treppe halt, um zu verschnaufen. Unten wartete ich an der Ampel auf Grün, um die Straße unbeschadet queren zu können. Ich gehe jetzt während der Rotphase immer schon so weit in die Richtung, in der ich meinen Weg fortzusetzen trachte, wie möglich. Nach der Querung kommt man ja gleich am einzigen Haus vorbei, dass die Bombardierung der Altstadt wie durch ein Wunder schadlos überstanden hatte. Aber weder das Café noch das Restaurant im Haus Würzbach waren mein Ziel, stattdessen querte ich auch noch den Römerberg und gelangte an mein Ziel, wo ich mich - ich versuche mich hier diskret auszudrücken - dem Hin- und Hergewoge generationsbedingter Befindlichkeiten und Platzhirschpositionierungen aussetzte und diese moderierte. Mehr will niemand wissen, außer einer Person, aber das ist wieder etwas anderes... Als das alles hinter mir lag, machte ich mich, immer wieder Photos knipsend, auf den Rückweg und gelangte, nachdem ich für das Parkticket drei Euro bezahlte (das Parkhaus Sachsenhausen ist günstiger als alle anderen und auch als die Parkplätze auf der Straße), an das Auto. Ich fuhr dann wieder Heim und fiel in mich zusammen, als hätte ich den ganzen Tag schwer geschuftet. Dabei war doch nichts. Nur Schallwellen und Eindrücke...

This photo doesn't know and it's not my fault, but I took it from the Sachsenhausen multi-storey car park. There is a special magic inherent in this multi-storey car park. It has an open roof. Or also: you can park upstairs on the roof. You also have a good view of everything people think of as Frankfurt. That's why people always come there and photograph the area, themselves, themselves and the area. I was up there yesterday too. The picture was taken in the stairwell, on the way from level 4, where I had parked the car - yesterday it rained unpredictably between mild, heavy and not at all, but the latter rarely, which is why I moved the car - and level 5, i.e. roof. In any case, I didn't want to withhold this part of the sky from the world if I had already digitized it visually. That is why he is pictured here, although the text deals with something else entirely. However. So I went up to the roof, there were already a guy and two girls there, the first with a camera, the latter probably mother and daughter, letting themselves be photographed, but when I came, they also left spontaneously. I then snapped back and forth and disappeared down the stairwell, past the ship's hospital in the direction of the Eiserner Steg. The weather was mixed. I had my hood up. Despite the wind and rain, the Iron Bridge was busy. In the beginning, on the Sachsenhausen side, you can stare into the eyes of pigeons that are still crouching on the bare plane trees. Scattered across the bridge, you avoid countless tourists who all take the same ultimate Frankfurt photo as billions of tourists before. Even the descent was slow, as two women struggled to simultaneously balance their umbrellas and balance while walking their feet in weatherproof high heels. They stopped after the first flight of stairs to catch their breath. Downstairs I waited for the traffic light to turn green so that I could cross the street unscathed. Now, during the red phase, I always go as far as possible in the direction in which I am trying to continue my path. After the crossing you pass the only house that miraculously survived the bombing of the old town unscathed. But neither the café nor the restaurant in Haus Würzbach was my destination, instead I also crossed the Römerberg and reached my destination, where I - I'm trying to express myself discreetly here - exposed myself to the swaying of generation-related sensitivities and top dog positions and moderated between these positions. Nobody wants to know more, except for one person, but that's something else again... When all that was behind me, I made my way back, taking photos again and again, and after paying three euros for the parking ticket (the Parkhaus Sachsenhausen is cheaper than all the others and also than the parking spaces on the street) to the car. I then drove home and collapsed as if I had worked hard all day. But there was nothing. Just sound waves and impressions...

#frankfurt #himmel

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ecofinisher · 3 months

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Mais Fortes Juntos 🥺

I had set in mind to use the pregnancy interaction during a "wedding scene" but after figuring out CC brides dresses (Or the ones I downloaded" don't show up on pregnant Sims my whole setup got ruined 🤡 Anyways, I took around 80 pictures and uh well....it's hard to pick a favorite 😂

Conheço o olhar, no seu rosto a dançar. É igualzinho ao que eu tento disfarçar.

She was wearing one of the ugly base-game dresses, so you don't really see anything by the angles I picked.

"Today I'm more confident thanks to you" - Wow this honestly doesn't sound anything romantic in English 😂 Moving on, I'm just adding the pictures, I didn't think of writing anything at all.

10/10 mood. It's understandable when you're sitting here in a video game for around 5 hours.....

Now that I see the chandelier there....we heard at work today that Sia song and I commented how awkward things would be, if you had to dub every song in existence into every country's language. Like imagine having to sing in German the refrain like: ICH WERDE SCHWINGEN AUF DEN KRONLEUCHTER. AUF DEM KRONLEU-CHTER! 😂 It would be amusing tbh.

"On what name do I have permission to call you by now?" .- Parker.

"The one that gives you goosebumps" (Oh this is random, the German word "Entenparker" means goosebumps as a old slang word 😂 Weirdly no ones knows about the word)

I thought she wore a different dress as I picked or no I think I changed my mind because of something.

My effort on trying to make a gorgeous bride: 67%

My effort on trying to make a gorgeous groom: 3%

They should be actually dancing at night, but I missed the night😂 Let's sell it as a one-nighter dance. If we can call it like this.

Two things are infinite. The Universe and Ecofinisher's Imagination.

Just a comparison picture down the rug.

I actually love River's natural look, but still gave her for the wedding a bit of color. I didn't go through a lot of hairstyles in MTS and only had in mind to have a hairstyle, that wouldn't be that long. I changed my mind in the end and used one of the hairstyles that came with Seasons and she actually looks good. (Coming from someone who knows nothing about make-up)

OK those were my pictures. They're still the most adorable thing I have done yet. (With them at least) ❤ If I get to know how to work with poses at some point, I sure will take more. Or actual put up screenshots of a "basic wedding"

#ecofinisher #the sims #the sims 3 #simblr #the sims community #sims #sims gameplay #custom content #sims 3 mods #sims 3 screenshots #sims 3 gameplay #sims 3 simblr #ts3 simblr #ts3 gameplay #ts3 #sims 3 #river mcirish #parker langerak

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tummy-inspectors · 7 months

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hello inspector! 🫡 do you have any favorite outfits that show off bandomen’s bellies? :0

Greetings, 'nonnie! O7

Now, you KNOW I do lmao

Under the cut bc long

Starting off with The Gallo because they're my personal favs and I WILL find a way to talk about them given the chance. This look was my first introduction to the dumb chicken band and honestly how can you deny the appeal of so many tummy glimpses all at once? mwah mwah mwah I kiss dem

These two of Hyde because I mean???? Look at this slutty little man??????? The sheer, billowy shirts like this are always a personal favorite of mine

This one of Hakuei. The quality isn't great or anything but COME ONNNNN with those shorts! and the fringe! and the jacket???????! Man is serving trashy goodness and I am eating it up like bone app the teeth motherfuckers

Not even a real Gazette fan personally but sometimes this man gives me a moment of weakness. An open suit jacket is just a classic look, plus he's always got just enough meat on his bones to catch my eye 👀

I don't even know who this one is but cOME ON with the harness and the hip straps and the aesthetic play of light and shadow across his skin??! I'm in. I'm sold. Moving on.

This particular Teru outfit, any picture of it. Unreal. He was my first introduction to this particular genre of outfit and I was hooked instantly. Tastes reshaped for life tbh

Because I am not immune to gratuitous fanservice dONT PERCEIVE ME (I love silver and shine and sparkles)

This Sena look because I'm vampire trash and both his tummy and thighs look soft here. Also bats. Because it's bats.

This Tsunehito one is really cute, too. I love how much detail, texture and shine is packed into such a tiny surface area.

Honorable mention is Kyo when he wears bralettes. Either the Rock and Read photoshoot or the sukekiyo look with the pearl one. Kyo in general, really. He's another one with enough meat on his bones to suit my personal tastes better, so there's too many pics of him to choose from haha

#answers #replies #mod talks

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gemini-sensei · 1 year

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(Unedited) (fem!reader) (@sensei-venus)

I'm just imagining Reader pacing in the little home she's just moved into with Eli and Demetri. She's nervous. She's a bit nauseous. There's a plastic stick in her hands telling her she's pregnant and she doesn't know what to do. Her minds reeling, her hearts racing. She runs to the bathroom to puke.

The morning sickness was what tipped her off to begin with and now that she knows why she's been sick, she can't expect it to just go away.

But now she has this whole other delimma to figure out: how's she going to tell her fiances?

She turns that little stick over in her hands a thousand times before she gets an idea. She goes out to buy some things, getting lost in the baby section of the store because there's so much there that she didn't realize they'll eventually need. Then she learns she's spent too much time at the store and rushes to get home so she can set everything up before Eli and Dem get home.

She's so nervous as she gets everything cleaned up and ready, setting all the stuff she bought out and making it all pretty. By the time she's done, she's too tired and cook and orders pizzas for everyone. But she can't sit down yet because she gets the text that they're almost home, so she goes to pretty herself up a bit; fixes her hair, smoothes out her clothes, smiles at her belly as she touches it, knowing their little baby is in there. She hopes they're as happy as she is-

Then she hears the door opening and hurries out to greet them. She hugs them and gives kisses, trying to act normal. It's not as easy, but she manages to not raise suspicion. They ask her what's for dinner and she tells them she just ordered pizzas to make things easy for the night. They know she wasn't feeling well, so they don't question it and only ask if she's feeling better.

"Yep, a lot better, really. In fact, I went out and got you two a surprise. It's set up in the living room if you wanna go get it."

They look at each other, smile, and start heading that way. When they get in there, this is what they find:

(Found the picture on pinterest if anyone was wondering.)

Eli and Demetri read the letter board and pick up the little signs, looking them over in disbelief. Eli thinks he's dreaming while Demetri’s brain has just shut down. Reader is standing to the side watching them, waiting with baited breath as she searches their faces for a reaction.

Eli looks up at her first and asks, "are you serious?" His voice is almost a whisper and raspy as Hell, almost too scared to say anything because what if he wakes up?

Demetri looks at her to see her answer and she nods with a cute, hopeful smile.

"Yeah... I'm pregnant."

They rush to her and hug her, kissing all over her face and telling her repeatedly how much they love her. Eli takes her face into his hands and kisses her fully, mumbling against his lips how happy he is. Demetri is hugging them both so close, still processing everything but overjoyed.

Demetri then falls to his knees and takes Reader by the hips. He pulls her in, lift her shirt, and kisses her soft belly. It's pudgy and dips against his lips, but he doesn't care. He knows behind her rolls, their little baby is gonna grow.

Then the doorbell rings and the guys fumble over each other to answer it so Reader doesn't have to. They retrieve the pizza and take it to their little humble dinner table. She follows them with a giggle at their beaming smiles, laughing when she realizes Demetri is still clutching one of the pictures she bought for the baby's room.

They celebrate with pizza and by gushing about how excited they all are, and maybe even a little bit of sex later on...

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