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Penelope Pitstop:
A little unusual among the Laydeez of Hanna-Barbera.
As if her driving the #5 Compact Pussycat
in road rally competition, let alone Wacky Races,
wasn't good enough,
she can get to be the tomboy sort.
And she was probably that way going back.
So who could just imagine her as
ur-den mother unto the Laydeez,
leading such unto various road trips and
excursions with the other such
which can get to be a mix of picnic and
experience-type days?
Or to picture her on the waves,
rather stunning cut of her bikini and all,
or even diving in a pink-and-black wetsuit,
perhaps joining up with Peter Potamus
on a few dive-related occasions and
swap tales of underwater excitement?
Rather interesting gal,
this Penelope Pitstop,
don't you think?
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Day 124 - 21/12/2022
Number 64:
Den Mother: [after being defeated] Look what you've done! He wakes! And the sea... [coughs] shall run ... white ... with ... his ...rage! [Passes out]
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werewolf au is giving me life, just so you know :D its feral and bloody and perfect. I would love to see the aftermath of palpatine realizing that not only is dooku dead with his throat ripped out but also anakin is under (literally :D) a very very protective master who is definitely not going to let him out of his sight long enough to be manipulated into falling anytime soon :D
Palpatine: will your master stand trial for his…rather brutal execution of count Dooku? I know it must be hard to hear, but he rather….ruthlessly….ripped out another man’s throat…with his bare teeth. I have heard from several members of the Senate that they are unhappy with the Jedi playing judge and jury and executioner….especially in such a feral manner.
Anakin, holocalling into tea with Palpatine because he’s trapped under big wolf obi-wan: I was worried about that a little, sir, but yoda did that press conference where he told everyone that if they wanted to arrest my master they could come get him themselves and then they played the video of the incident again and no one’s showed up to arrest him since. We think everyone’s too afraid!
Palpatine: be that as it may, anakin….the implications of your situation are quite worrisome to me, your friend….we should perhaps meet to discuss—
Anakin: i mean he ripped out a Sith’s throat for me 🥰🥰🥰 who knows what he could do! 🥰🥰🥰 for me 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Responsibilities of a Medicine Cat
Knows how to treat wounds, most of which are external
Understands how to treat and sometimes cure illnesses such as the various types of color coughs, chills, belly aches, and more
(Roughly) Understands how a cat's body works, and knows the name and location of every organ
Learns about all known herbs; ones used for healing and oftentimes herbs that can be dangerous to cats, in order to protect and treat their clanmates appropriately
Knows how to detect and set broken/sprained bones, fix dislocations, and support deformities and misalignments
Conducts medical procedures including routine checkups, pregnancy checks, assistance with births, sight checks, hearing checks, scent checks, coordination checks, (rarely) amputations, etc
Knows the symbolic meanings of flowers
Works alongside other medicine cats (both in and outside of their own borders) to ensure there is enough medicine and proper knowledge of treatments for all
Is exempt from clan rivalries and is tasked to heal all who need to be (even cats who do not live as part of the Land's Star)
Speaks and shares dreams with their warrior ancestors in order to help guide and assist their clan, and sometimes even the other clans
Interprets signs, omens, and prophecies sent by Starclan to the best of their abilities
Speaks with cats about medical concerns and is sworn to keep the information secret. The information is only to be discussed between themself(ves), the patient(s), and other medicine cats unless given directions to do otherwise
Knows how many lives their leader has and is sworn to keep that number secret
Partnering with their clan's leader to ensure the will of Starclan is followed
Will lead their leader to the Moon Cavern upon request so they may speak with Starclan
Will take the clan's deputy to the Moon Cavern to receive their nine lives after their leader's death
Partners with the Den Mother to keep track of the growth and development of the clan's kits. They also help the Den Mother take care of pregnant cats and help treat mentally ill clanmates
Blesses outsiders when introduced to them by a mate within their own clan
Officiates and blesses Unions once Starclan deems mates worthy of having one
Trains an apprentice when one comes forward, wanting to walk the path of a medicine cat. They will pass down all of their knowledge to this young cat until the day the original medicine cat retires, dies, or is exiled
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