#den of randomness

[fullmoonfireball]

actually. Louie poisoning himself compilation. there isn't as much as i thought there was but it's fun to read regardless

+ bonus olimar cringe bc he's not immune to eating the planet either:

#Rambles Into The Void #i really love how casually olimar mentions he's gotten violently sick from eating random plants #sir. why woulge you do this to yourself <3 #actually. what's even funnier about it is like.... you only get louie's piklopedia notes AFTER defeating the titan dweevil #and olimar has plenty of treasure notes about eating stuff he's found before that point #(the Possessed Squash- described above- is actually one of the later ones since it's found in the Dream Den) #so for all we know. OLIMAR was the one who started eating random crap he found on PNF-404 first. not louie #which is just really funny to think about regardless of how accurate it may or may not be

[suzukiblu]

Zero's inner monolog has me rolling. He's constantly two seconds away from ending everyone and the only thing currently stopping him is he kinda wants to see what these idiots try next (and needling the JL is fun even if they do half the work for him)

Then please allow me to gift you with more, friend, lol, 'cuz I love ALL his inner monologue.

“Ask your father,” Black Zero says dryly, folding his arms. Superboy scowls at him. 

“He’s not my fucking dad, Jesus,” he says in exasperation. “I don’t even have a dad, okay? My literal only ‘family’ member is my brother from another cloning tube who fucking hates me.” 

“. . . how do you not have any parents?” Black Zero asks, staring down at the idiot kid in absolute bafflement at the idea. “You’re half my physiological age. You’re half my size.” 

“I don’t need parents,” Superboy snaps defensively, folding his own arms. The gesture looks much more tense than Black Zero knows it did when he did it. “I have a job and royalties and shit. I pay fucking taxes. When was the last time you paid your taxes?” 

“I just collect them,” Black Zero replies, raising an eyebrow at him. “Can’t run a reality without the proper funding, you know how it is.” 

Then he pauses, and . . . wait. 

“‘Royalties’?” he repeats with a frown. 

“Oh–yeah, I guess you wouldn’t have done that,” Superboy says, then shrugs. “I used to do endorsements and stuff. Have some video games, comics, shit like that. I still get royalties from some of it. Which–not relevant here, okay, it’s–” 

“I’m sorry, did you just tell me you were a damn child star superhero?” Black Zero asks incredulously, and Superboy looks offended. 

“Teen idol superhero, fucking thank you,” he snipes. 

Forget that brat who stole the jacket to begin with. Black Zero has officially met the worst possible version of himself. 

“That is the stupidest fucking thing I have ever heard,” he says. “Stupider than the one of us who worked for Batman. Stupider than having to pronounce ‘Supergrrrl’ with all three ‘r’s in it.” 

“Sorry I had to pay fucking rent, asshole,” Superboy snaps. “We didn’t all take over the world, okay?” 

“I’m going to set this entire reality on fire,” Black Zero mutters under his breath, pushing his glasses up so he can pinch the bridge of his nose. “You don’t have the sense to avoid getting strapped to an atomic bomb, and someone let you sign legally binding paperwork and contracts?” 

“That was your fault!” Superboy protests. “I had to do that because of you!” 

Black Zero dismisses that argument as obviously irrelevant and just rolls his eyes. 

“You’re not even old enough to sign legally binding paperwork,” he says in exasperation. “Who’s your legal guardian?” 

“Uh,” Superboy says, then pauses with a considering frown. “I don’t think I have one? I mean, clones are legally classified as IP, man, not peop–I did that thing where I told you something I shouldn’t again, didn’t I.” 

Black Zero idly considers reality-immolation again. 

Also, what the fuck. Clones are "intellectual property", but Superboy still has to pay taxes? 

Fucking bullshit.

#vests-randomness #wip: den mom black zero

[lionloyal]

ähm spiegel punkt de hallo?😳

#irgendjemand ist richtig stolz auf den titel ich weiß es #hashtag schwanzvergleich ig? #german stuff #german #random thing

[larapaulussen]

#good night #counting sheep #or rather fluffy alpacas #random doodle #gif #illustration #digital art #ich hasse dich #du warst nie für mich da #in den letzten zweieinhalb Jahren hast du mich jeden einzelnen Tag zum weinen gebracht #und mir NIE eine Freude gemacht #meine letzten drei Geburtstage hast du komplett ignoriert und mir auch nachträglich nichts geschenkt #während ich dir immer etwas geschenkt hatte #die letzten drei Weihnachten hast du dich geweigert mit mir zu verbringen obwohl du wusstest dass ich jedes Jahr an Weihnachten komplett #alleine bin #du bist nie mit mir ins Kino gegangen #nie auf ein Konzert #nie mit mir auch nur irgendwohin gefahren #nie mit mir essen gegangen #kein einziger Wunsch wurde mir je von dir erfüllt #keiner deiner Freunde durfte von meiner Existenz wissen #du hast mich nie online gepostet obwohl ich dir gesagt habe dass mich das verletzt #ich habe wirklich nur noch Hass für dich übrig

[fisheito]

If you tracked my eye activity on that bliss promo pic with the tops it would be something like this

Making a major stop at topper

Before crashing into a ditch (yakuya corner)

#i'm having a moment. the only time i'll ever see these two standing next to each other is in a promotional pic for the sfw game version #FOR SERIOUS i was weirded out by this combination of characters in one pic when i first saw it #i was like oh?? they doing a random assortment now? i mean sure! yeah! i guess! spice it up they look great!! #then someone pointed out that this was Tops Only #then showed me the corresponding picture of Bottoms Only #and i felt my eyebrow raise sharply #OOOH.... i didn't even consider... right.... top bottom segregation #(reality does not occur to me. i see them all through switch-coloured lenses and thus ignore information inconvenient to my preference) #then i started thinking more about the . idea of it. that the tops are in a bar's hidden back room with mafia boss dante #and the bottoms are hanging out in the airy beautiful atrium of pure white snow and lilting piano music #tops are like WELCOME TO THE LIONS DEN and bottoms are like HEY COME INTO THE AVIARY AND SIT WITH US 🥰 #i dwelt on the fact that i was weirded out by yakumo in this group #and it made me think about how..... yakumo would be scared of all the other tops #all of them are INTIMIDATION 100 to hiim #so i imagine after you get him to pose for this shot with everyone. and the business is done #yakumo will quickly retreat to the room with the bottoms (where all his friends are) #blade being the adaptable little creature he is will be like OH COOL ARE YOU GOING TO SEE THE OTHERS?? #I WANT TO SEE THE OTHERS TOO!! MORE FRIENDS!! LET'S GO TOGETHER n_n *links arms* *DRAGS everyone else out of the room* #imagining yaku being first ushered into this dark room with kuya dante and quincy #and he's just nervously glancing at topper for reassurance that there's no danger #just trembling and thinking about how he wants his emotional support wolf/vice captain/priest/earring twin senpai #no yakumo. i wanted you to mingle. and you shall mingle #wear matching outfits with your fellow Tops and (topp) until you build trust and reduce their Intimidation Factors #quincy #blade #dante #yakumo #kuya

[lyxchen]

So Leutis, ich höre mir endlich mal die drei Fragenzeichen an (weil das mir mit 19 Jahren endlich nicht mehr zu gruselig ist) und deswegen würde ich mal fragen ob jemand Bock hat ein bisschen zu infodumpen? So, was ist die lore? Gibt es irgendwelche ships? was sind die besten Folgen? Irgendwelche funfacts? Ich bin für alles offen <3

#die lore? das lore? #hintergrundwissen halt #ehrlich ich war wirklich ein schisser kind das hat mir zu viel angst gemacht #wir haben ne zeit lang im kunst unterricht in der schule so in der siebten klasse immer cds gehört und alle wollten immer drei fragezeichen #hören und ne das war mir schon da zu viel #aber jetzt zum glück nicht mehr #(ja ich bin ein drei ausrufezeichen girlie die fand ich immer super) #aber ich glaube mir alle folgen anzuhören dauert schon ein bisschen deshalb wollte ich mal so für den anfang fragen welche so am besten sin #und generell was man so wissen sollte #die drei fragezeichen #drei ??? #lea's random thoughts #german stuff

[berg-gry]

Ein random Spam-Post im #spatort-tag illustriert:

Screenshot vom Original-Post:

#was soll ich sagen ich hab den post halt im ersten moment für einen echten shitpost gehalten und konnte nicht anders #mein favorit ist diese random i'm your man spotify verlinkung 💀 #tatort saarbrücken #spatort #mein beitrag zu dieser sendung

[echotunes]

ok warte der sinn vom sprachentag war ja auch dass die sprachen in den maintag kommen also kann ich auch über was reden das den maintag dann auch verdient. es wurde ja letztens dieser eine luxemburger geleaked (bzw hat sich selbst geleaked aber nebensache) und der scheint auf den ersten eindruck sehr wie ein. wie sag ich das. stereotypischer gamer? was mich jetzt nicht überrascht weil ich nicht wirklich viele streamer kenne die da nicht reinfallen? aber ich bin trotzdem gespannt wie er auf dem qsmp dann so ist weil das ja nicht unbedingt die gleichen vibes sind wie die leute die bis jetzt dabei sind. aber ich lasse mich natürlich gerne positiv überraschen

#fühl mich komisch mit einfach random gedanken in den maintag zu gehen. das mach ich auf englisch nie #aber naja. deutsch rep für den tag. ich mach das. yippee #eigentlich müsste ich meinen uralten post vom juni wieder rauskramen wo ich predictions gemacht hab wer noch geadded werden könnte #(geadded. das denglisch. gott) #echo.txt #qsmp

[drizzle-art]

Breaking news: New guy says to not be bad people. Thunderclan shocked.

#like bro y’all live with multiple people with disabilities who are perfectly capable #yet you STILL force them into the elders or med den #danny phantom #danny fenton #fanfic #warrior cats #danny phantom au #digital art #artists on tumblr #Danny is tired of their bs #Longtail has adoption papers ready #they’ve known these people for years but have to be called out by this random new guy lmao

[arsonist-chicken]

Ich hab Fragen zum Zustand des deutschen Wohnungsmarkts.

#ja. warum nicht. auf jeden fall platzsparend. #ich hoffe das ist wenigstens in der ecke und nicht so random in der mitte an der wand platziert #ist das wc dann... trotzdem in einem eigenen zimmer? also so 1x1 quadratmeter dass man gerade so die tür zumachen kann? #erinnert mich an die ranzige bar hier wo das frauenklo in einer ecke den halben weg die treppe rauf liegt #und damit man die tür zumachen kann muss man erstmal mit einem fuß übers klo drübersteigen #deutsch #mine

[xyhez99]

thinking (old draft)

#borderlands zer0 #apex ash #apex revenant #overwatch echo #nick valentine #and Den #random and completly unrelated oc lmfao

[signs-of-the-moon]

Responsibilities of a Medicine Cat

Knows how to treat wounds, most of which are external

Understands how to treat and sometimes cure illnesses such as the various types of color coughs, chills, belly aches, and more

(Roughly) Understands how a cat's body works, and knows the name and location of every organ

Learns about all known herbs; ones used for healing and oftentimes herbs that can be dangerous to cats, in order to protect and treat their clanmates appropriately 

Knows how to detect and set broken/sprained bones, fix dislocations, and support deformities and misalignments

Conducts medical procedures including routine checkups, pregnancy checks, assistance with births, sight checks, hearing checks, scent checks, coordination checks, (rarely) amputations, etc

Knows the symbolic meanings of flowers

Works alongside other medicine cats (both in and outside of their own borders) to ensure there is enough medicine and proper knowledge of treatments for all

Is exempt from clan rivalries and is tasked to heal all who need to be (even cats who do not live as part of the Land's Star)

Speaks and shares dreams with their warrior ancestors in order to help guide and assist their clan, and sometimes even the other clans

Interprets signs, omens, and prophecies sent by Starclan to the best of their abilities

Speaks with cats about medical concerns and is sworn to keep the information secret. The information is only to be discussed between themself(ves), the patient(s), and other medicine cats unless given directions to do otherwise 

Knows how many lives their leader has and is sworn to keep that number secret

Partnering with their clan's leader to ensure the will of Starclan is followed 

Will lead their leader to the Moon Cavern upon request so they may speak with Starclan

Will take the clan's deputy to the Moon Cavern to receive their nine lives after their leader's death

Partners with the Den Mother to keep track of the growth and development of the clan's kits. They also help the Den Mother take care of pregnant cats and help treat mentally ill clanmates

Blesses outsiders when introduced to them by a mate within their own clan

Officiates and blesses Unions once Starclan deems mates worthy of having one

Trains an apprentice when one comes forward, wanting to walk the path of a medicine cat. They will pass down all of their knowledge to this young cat until the day the original medicine cat retires, dies, or is exiled

#warrior cats #warrior cats ocs #wcs #wcs ocs #important info #clan info #random info #medicine cats #this post series Im making will follow the hierarchy of the clans. so healers get the first post! #next will be: leader deputy den mother code keeper queens elders warriors apprentices and then kits #viti shoosh

[melodylyricx]

Recreyo art dump

#recreyo #recreyo au #curt richy #kristine fel #chilly panda #recreyo scp au #recreyo spider verse au #ivan animated #frugal aesthetic #cypher den #alt recreyo??? #art dump abt my random recreyo aus

[meltingangels]

Avery in her natural habitat 👁️

#cyberpunk 2077 #cyberpunk #virtual photography #personal #random #cyberpunk v #v cyberpunk #fem v #avery valentine #cp2077 #cp 2077 #netrunner #netrunning #cyberpunk screenshots #cyberpunk photomode #cyberpunk photography #i really like the lighting on this one #tbugs den coming in clutch

[bloody-arty-myths]

Only Allah and a few individuals know what I’d do with Raiden if he were real

#hudo’s thoughts #random #lord Raiden #looking at you Den

[mewkwota]

The Tale of the “Poltergeist King”

There’s this very strange character that is mentioned in CV3′s ENG manual called the Poltergeist King, and he has no relevance to the plot of the game, only acting as the “keeper” of sorts to the Belmont’s sub-weapons (it’s just a made-up explanation for why they appear in random places).

In fact, he’s depicted in Captain N (which is how I even knew about this character in the first place). And altogether with the depiction given to him in the show along with the manual, I decided to make my own connections, oh-ho-ha.

“But Mew, how did you even get to this conclusion??”

Well... in Captain N, the Poltergeist King could take the form of a whirlwind.

Also, here’s another thing. Trevor isn’t entirely sure of the details in this tale (maybe Leon was a crummy storyteller). I have it so the “Poltergeist King” is not actually one person, but the name given to the Getsu Clan member taking on the role, and so it is possible Leon had met a different Getsu on his journey.

#this is a totally random thing I put together #but I was doing it for my own lil'rabble and reference #also I may as well get more used to trevor's (pretty) hair again #anywho simon was planning on visiting his ancestor here and his friend happened to tag along and got noticed #and that's when simon would explain his story with the getsu :> #now I know fuma is considered the 1st leader of his clan #but he had brothers and their swords were passed down for generations before them #so there are other getsu members preceding him I dunno #maybe it was one of his brothers-- let it stay open to interpretation ;V #doodle-daas #comics #castlevania #getsu fuma den #ralph c belmont #trevor c belmont #simon belmont #fuma getsu