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Could I have jkn for the valentine's event for nero and v? much appreciated moosh ᕙ(`▽´)ᕗ
Nero
J : JEALOUSY. Is your s/o easy to get jealous in a relationship?
With his fucking insecurities? Most definitely Nero is the jealous type - even when he really doesn't want to be but he just can't help with those insecure thoughts and fear of abandonment about that one day you'll wake up and find someone so much better than him - someone...normal, and he's more than terrified of that possibility becoming true. However at the end of the day his worries are put at slight ease when your arms wrap around his neck and you pepper your sweet kisses across his cheeks that makes his inner demon pure out, he basks in your loving warmth.
What was he thinking? This is you we're talking about, if you're unhappy he knows that if you'll talk to him about it and whatever you wish to do about that he will absolutely respect your choice no matter what. But until or if ever that day comes, he's going to make sure his damndest that you're the happiest person on earth - demons and the demon world be damned.
K : KISS. Is your s/o a good kisser? why / why not?
Kyrie was Nero's first ever relationship and of course his first ever kiss; and since then lots of things have happened like the two of them respectfully breaking off things when they finally had the freedom of discovering themselves after the fall if the order to which both their discoveries led to them both realizing that it wouldn't work between them and that fateful decision eventually leading Kyrie to Nico and Nero to you. So that being said...you're Nero's second ever relationship and oh boy does it show with how awkward the man starts out with trying to express any kind of affection.
When first prepping himself up to go for the romantic approach when kissing you for the first time he actually does a pretty good job with it! He'd walked you home one night after a night out and seen you up to your front door. Doing the little nose rub thing he does when he's flustered telling you how much he enjoyed the night out with you, smiling like an idiot when you giggle and agree that you had fun too. With the nice gentle glow of his devil bringer in your hand he mentally tells himself to just do it, that it shouldn't be that hard - he's already done it a few times before, he's ready to kiss you! So looking into your eyes and brushing a strand of hair behind your ear as he leans in closer to your face, his cheeks growing hotter and hotter with each passing second and all previous confidence he had quickly tanking until he freezes in place inches away from your lips. Now you're used to seeing Nero red faced, the guy yells a fuck ton and when he gets pissed - he gets fucking PISSED. However seeing, this particular shade on his entire face is...quite hard for you to keep your giggles in at how fucking adorable it is and with a sigh through your nose does your lips meet up with his the rest of the way.
Like expected those first few things are awkward and fumbled on his part but just give him time and he'll quickly find his cocky confidence more and more with each and every kiss until it's you that's the one who's hot faced flustered mess, which to Nero perfectly suits you.
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N : NAUGHTY. What is your s/o like in bed?
Same logic with K, however with Kyrie he didn't come this far and well sexual education wasn't exactly taught well in the Order so in this field he has absolutely no idea the hell he's doing so you're going to have to be the one to show him the ropes first. Nero is definitely a fast learner when it comes to learning new skills so everything you tell him (I.e where/how to touch, which fingers go where, good starting pace, etc) it takes him no longer than a snap for it to click with him and get you crying out for him in no time at all.
Once he gets enough experience to know fully what he's doing he tends to like things rough and fast, instances he can get so lost in the moment and just...let go. However, of course the youngest Sparda can be definitely sweet and have absolutely no problem if you want to take things gentle for the night, spending up to the very early hours of morning worshiping your lips with the sweetest rock of your swaying hips together your flesh covered all sorts of filth and markings (mostly on you, on Nero his tend to not completely but mostly heal and clear up minutes after your teeth leave his skin) making the sweetest love like it was your last day on earth.
V
J : JEALOUSY. Is your s/o easy to get jealous in a relationship?
No, not necessarily mostly because of the Vergil in him saying that he doesn't need to, you're your own person and you make your own choices and you chose to be with him because you love and trust one another so there's no need to feel such foolish feelings about 'competition' - because there isn't one. But that won't stop our lovely poet from turning his summons on 'sore losers.' Speaking of summons, Shadow and Griffon since being tied so directly to V are the actual two to get jealous "On goth Shakespeare over there's behalf," ...and oh boy, there has been quite a few guys that have been 'barbequed' and smack talked (or had their car shat on like that one time) via Griffon and/or growled, chased, or almost skewered by Shadow.
K : KISS. Is your s/o a good kisser? why / why not?
Well yes of course, even though he doesn't have that much experience (both as Vergil and his during his own time since being 'born') but he's quite a natural talent when it comes to it. His lips were just made for kissing, being to full and lush, seconds after they meet yours it's just easy to find your mind cutting off and just how time seems to just stop as your head spins, his tongue gently wrestling with yours that you don't even realize he's stopped until he's pulled back with cold metal of his rings flushed against your cheek with a loving smile.
N : NAUGHTY. What is your s/o like in bed?
Given how fragile his body is he can't go too hard without over exhausting himself or potentially hurting himself, however, just because he doesn't have the physical endurance that the rest of the Sparda men have doesn't mean that can't fuck you to the same result; a fucked out satisfied mess.
V is the absolute king when in comes to dirty talk like he uses that voice that you hear in game (ex; "pin em to the wall", "I taking my time", ect.) in bed and it's just 😤👌. All depending on your preferences the things he says can vary; to either the more traditional 'dirty talk' how slutty your hole is just begging for him to go faster with how badly your squeezing around his fingers - to more gentle praises of encouragement such as him telling you how sweet you sound and how good you're doing for him and that you can last just a little longer so both of you can come together as his arms wrap around your waist and his hands clasp your ass as he guides your bounces while you ride him.
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Can you maybe do a Yandere Alphabet with Tendou please 👉👈🥺🥺
Of course I can!!! I'd be more than happy to! :D
Tendou Satori (Haikyuu) -The Yandere Alphabet
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Warnings: yandere themes, kidnapping, murder, food/water deprivation
A is for Affection: How do they show their affection for their darling? How often do they show it?
💖 Tendou would start with soft touches that could go unnoticed by you. Just one of those "touchy friend" types, right? An arm slung around your shoulder, pulling at your cheeks teasingly, hands over your eyes from behind saying "guess who?", and other harmless, playful things.
💖 These touches might start to escalate if you receive them well. A quick kiss on the cheek, a hug that lasts much longer than normal... suddenly it doesn't feel as "friendly" as it used to.
💖 When Tendou "takes you home", he'll see no reason to hold himself back with his affection. He's going to be fairly clingy, just warning you!
B is for Blood: How messy are they willing to get for their darling? Why?
🔪 Tendou seems to enjoy seeing the helpless look on people's faces, so he might enjoy murder. Since the sadistic pleasure comes from defeating his rivals, I think anyone that is a contender for your love is probably in mortal danger.
C is for Care or Cruelty: How would they treat their darling when they kidnap them? Would they mock them?
💔 I don't think Tendou would really MOCK you, but he would be pretty smug about his victory. He wouldn't be able to stop gloating about his plan going perfectly.
💔 Tendou will treat you well, though. Don't think for a second that he'll be mean because this boy's a bit like an overexcited puppy when it comes to you.
D is for Delusion: How delusional are they when it comes to their darling? Do they believe their darling loves them?
💭 Tendou is aware that you don't like him back (yet) but he doesn't think his thoughts or actions are abnormal. Possessive tendencies, dark thoughts, even murder... it's all because he loves you, so that's fine!
E is for Expose: How much of their heart do they bear to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling? How much time will it take to trust them?
💧 Tendou didn't have a great past and he doesn't really love thinking about how the other kids bullied him. I think he does have a bit of fear that you might judge him too, even if you've shown nothing but kindness towards him.
💧 Because of that insecurity, I think it would take a long time for Tendou to tell you about his past if you didn't know it. If you did know about it, he wouldn't want to talk about it. But why dwell on bad memories when he can make good new ones with you!
💧 Trust though? Tendou is a bit paranoid about you leaving him, so you're literally never going to be trusted near a potential escape. 50 years down the road and he's still not letting you within EYESIGHT of the padlocked door.
F is for Fight: How would they react if their darling fought back?
👊 Tendou would probably find it hilarious if you tried to physically fight back. Do you HONESTLY think you're going to overpower him? I mean: he's big, strong, fast, and good at guessing your next move. Yeah, nice try.
👊 Like I said, he'd find it funny. It's a bit of a challenge, it's so cute to see that feisty side of you! To Tendou, it's kind of like a special little game you both play. You'll never really win anyways, so what's the worry?
G is for Guilt: What would it take for them to feel guilty about their actions? Or do they feel guilty from the start?
😔 Guilt? What's guilt? I don't think Tendou would feel that.
😔 Seriously though, even if you got hurt or were upset, I don't think Tendou would blame himself. He wouldn't blame you, of course, but it's just kinda... necessary, you know?
H is for Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?
🔥 An angry Tendou is not a fun Tendou. Seriously, angering him isn't fun for you or him. He can be a cute, dorky little thing but he can be kinda scary when pissed.
I is for Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?
👩❤️👨 Tendou has a cute little future planned for you both. This boy's thought hard about what your wedding will be like, how many kids you both will have, etc. I don't think he'll really take your opinions into consideration, but maybe if you try hard enough you can convince him.
J is for Jealousy: How easily do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?
💢 Tendou doesn't feel "jealousy" exactly. He can pick out rivals, yes, but he doesn't have any worry about them taking you away from him. They won't if he has anything to do with it.
💢 It's fine if you talk to others, though it'll irk him if you're really flirting with someone. He won't blame you for attracting admirers and he'll let you talk to them if you want. They just... aren't exactly... safe from him...
K is for Kidnap: How would they go about kidnapping their darling? How much do they plan it out?
🔒 Tendou would be quick to kidnap you BUT he's not stupid. If the risk of being caught is high, he's not going to rush. He'd find a good opportunity and have a plan for how to take advantage of it. He's pretty good at figuring out what you are going to do.
L is for Love Letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?
💌 Tendou wouldn't mind being friend-zoned as a start. That way he can be close to you without you suspecting him of any ill intentions. And he can just pretend to be "that touchy friend" that likes to hang all over you.
💌 He'd probably be extra playful with you and seek you out so much that even his teammates can't help but notice. He'd ask you to go everywhere with him and trail after you when you go somewhere.
M is for Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they acted before?
🎭 I would say that Tendou can hide things pretty well. He sometimes conceals his true nature and how dark his thoughts are, but his teammates/friends/family CAN tell that he's acting strangely.
N is for Naughty: How would they punish their darling?
🚓 I can't picture Tendou hurting you (or really any yandere, to be honest) but I can picture him being crueler with his punishments than the others.
🚓 Tendou might deprive you of food/water until you give in to what he wants or he might lock you up with very tight restraints. You'll come to learn that an angry Tendou isn't a fun Tendou to deal with.
O is for Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling? What rights can be earned with time and trust?
📜 I think that, as long as you're behaving, Tendou would let you roam pretty free around the house. I mean, that's not really saying much, considering you can't leave or anything.
P is for Patience: How patient are they with their darling?
🕊️ I feel like Tendou wouldn't be very patient. Not so much "impatient" as he is just really excited. He CAN wait, he'd just prefer not to. I feel like he'd be playfully impatient too- pretending he can't wait another moment and dramatically faking relief when the wait is over.
🕊️ Tendou wants to give you the benefit of the doubt and he knows you need time to adjust. As long as you don't go TOO far, he will go super easy on you. He'll probably even do a "3 warnings" system or something.
Q is for Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?
🏃♀️ If you die, Tendou will spend the rest of his life miserable and in mourning. I don't think he'd know what to do with himself- he lost his whole world when you left it.
🏃♀️ I do think there's a possibility for escape, just not a high one. If you do manage it, Tendou will hunt you down for as long as it takes. If it takes until the day you die, Tendou will keep searching.
R is for Rage: How do they act when angry? How do they calm down?
👿 Tendou's anger ranges from peeved "tch"es to bared-teeth yelling. In any case, it'll be hard to calm him down, unless it's not aimed at you. If he's having a bad day or angry about something not related to you, wrapping your arms around him or climbing into his lap will immediately soothe him.
👿 If you're the one that caused his anger, however, you're in big trouble. Your only options are to wait it out or hide. If you hide, you stay safe but he'll stay angry for longer. Weigh the pros and cons.
S is for Soulmate: What made them fall in love with their darling? How did they first meet? When did they realize they loved their darling?
💍 You either defended him from bullies or were kind to him, never seeing him as a "monster" like the others. Your refusal to be cruel to him immediately caught his eye, since most people give him a LOT of distance.
💍 Tendou just ADORES how you don't flinch when he approaches you, that you don't stare uncomfortably at his face, or that you don't make fun of his mannerisms. You don't seem to approve of his fairly-cruel (and frankly disturbing) songs and attitudes about others, but you don't treat him any different because of it.
💍 You never had to treat him special, in fact, that's the exact opposite. You treated him NORMALLY. And, because of that, he got the chance to get to know you. Aren't you so glad?
T is for Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?
😭 It depends on the situation. I think, if it was something you were really sad about, Tendou would try to cheer you up. He'd do his best to turn that frown upside down because your smile is so much prettier!
😭 However, if it's because of his punishment/anger or you're crying about "wanting to go home", he might be a little more sadistic about it. I can see him doing silly little teasing gestures (tilting his head strangely, innocently wondering aloud why you're so sad).
U is for Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?
👌 Tendou isn't... normal. Like, even canon non-Yandere Tendou is kinda... strange. Because of this, no matter how disturbing and yandere he acts, no one else will realize just how serious his oddities are this time.
V is for Visit: Would they allow anyone else to visit their darling? Do they trust their darling to talk to their loved ones (in person, on the phone, etc.) or not at all?
🧳 As long as Ushijima doesn't tell, the miracle boy can come hang out with you two. Tendou secretly kinda wants to show you off a bit. Won't Wakatoshi be so happy for him?
🧳 Semi Semi doesn't get to visit you. Sorry.
W is for Weakness: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?
❌ Being hated. If you hate Tendou or act like you do, it'll break him. I'm not saying "call him names" because THAT will just anger him. I mean "I hate it here", "I don't want you", and just generally pushing him away from you.
❌ He wants you to love him- That's one of the reasons he loved you... because you DIDN'T hate him... You can't hate him- YOU CAN'T-
X is for Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?
🛐 As clingy and loving as Tendou is, he's not the worshipper type. You put him at a level of normalcy, so he puts you on that same level. I mean, your relationship with him is NOT normal, but to him it is.
🛐 Tendou WILL go to any length necessary to win you over, though. I mean, he didn't kidnap you just for fun. He abducted you so that you could both fall in love together like you were meant to, without all those pathetic rivals in the way.
Y is for Yearning: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?
😍 Depending on how friendly you were with Tendou, he may have had a "slow burn" (in Tendou terms) or "instant" love for you. If you met through mutual friends or something, it'll take a while for him to "snap". Otherwise, like everything with Tendou, it'll go QUICK.
Z is for Zero Tolerance: What is the thing that always makes them snap? What things will they not allow their darling to do under any circumstances?
0️⃣ Calling Tendou names = the exact opposite of why he loves you. Especially if you call him a "monster". That word will send Tendou into a fury you will instantly regret invoking. An "I hate you" is a million times better than "You're a monster".
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I really hope you enjoyed! I did my best!
I always feel like I don't know Tendou as well as most people do- like his personality is so... bizarre... I don't know how to put a finger on just what he's like-
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smut/nsfw abc.
We were playing some games with Sly @mymindwide yesterday and went through a list of our headcanons regarding Ashton.
We had so much fun with it that I’ve thought I’m just gonna post it here too. (I know others have done their own versions of this before, but this was really just for shits and giggles.)
A – Aftercare
What they’re like after sex.
There’s always a little bit of tender loving care with Ashton – let it be a quickie, a rough round on the couch or a long-drawn-out love making at midnight, he needs a little bit of time after sex to connect with you. It’s both for him and for you: kisses shared, caresses to feel the other is there, that you have experienced this together. Even if he only has a minute or two he will need to burrow close and feel you, breathe you in.
Sex is fun, but it’s a way to connect too, and those precious minutes when you are both high on love and lust are some of his favourites – it’s when the two of you can be the most honest.
B – Body part
Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s.
It would surprise people how insecure Ashton can be – he works a lot on himself because he always wants to be better. It’s for his job (he needs the stamina to keep up with his hectic life, including the concerts), but also for his own mental and physical health.
He is definitely proud of his upper body cause all of that drumming is paying off and he is definitely growing to be a man and now just a skinny boy. He’s not too fond of his thighs and ass, but deep inside still beams when he gets compliments on those.
Ashton is always appreciating beauty, and he definitely fell for your eyes and smile, your face is his favourite. But he is also a man and he loves your ass and tits, he cannot help it.
C – Cum
Anything to do with cum, basically.
There’s just something really dirty and hot in the whole cum thing for him – and also something very intimate. If he didn’t have a partner and would just randomly sleep around then protection would always be a priority. But in a stable relationship he is more than happy to leave the condoms in the bedside table and have you like this.
He likes that warm feeling when he’s inside you, feeling your wetness on his skin, and he often gets lost in those moments – it’s almost animalistic. The need to feel more of your body under him, to love it, to enjoy it, to claim it as his own. He’s definitely possessive in some ways so he likes claiming you as his own, either cumming over your body (you being covered in his cum just does things to him), or deep inside you. Filling you up might be his favourite though.
And he definitely loves to put his mouth on you and make sure you’re properly cleaned when ha makes you cum with his fingers or his mouth – the man has taste.
D – Dirty secret
Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs.
The first time Ashton had sex while being high he turned into a begging mess – he couldn’t keep his mouth shut as he babbled and whined while you were sucking him off and riding him. He was so lost that he came pretty quickly – he definitely turns a bit submissive when he’s high.
E – Experience
How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?
Ashton definitely had his fair share of partners, so he’s not a stranger to all the things that could come up in the bedroom (or outside of it). For him it’s more about the actual partner – the basics are always there, but it takes time for him to get to the point with you where he can say he knows what he’s doing with you. You both need to work out this new balance between you two, and really, that’s the beauty of it all.
F – Favourite position
This goes without saying.
Definitely likes being on top and being in the dominant position. A good doggy style/from behind where he can push you into the mattress, just going to town as he fucks you nice and deep, making you a mess by the time he’s done with you.
But he also likes it when you’re on your back and he can see your beautiful face and your tits bounce as he thrusts into you. And when he’s lazy or in a cheeky mood he will make you ride him – cause he can have his hands all over you like that.
G – Goofy
Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous?
Depends on the mood – sometimes you don’t want rough, neither slow and sensual. Sometimes the situation you’re in makes you laugh and you cannot help yourselves as you stumble through the motions, teasing each other with jokes and touches, making the other roll their eyes with a giggle while you pleasure them. Sex is about connection, but also about fun, and Ashton is definitely a clown at times who enjoys a giggle filled quickie – like muffling moans and laughs behind a curtain or in a tent when others are around.
H – Hair
How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes?
He does a bit of manscaping every now and then – you’re probably more into his body hair than him, so you try and find a middle road you agree on. He’s definitely scruffy in places. But his hair stays long – it’s more natural now, obviously, but he likes changing it up with different colours.
I – Intimacy
How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.
Connection is key, and with being a touring musician sometimes it’s hard to keep that connection deep and alive. So whenever he has the time Ashton likes to lose himself in those intimate moments with you, just leaving the whole world outside.
Sometimes it’s just pulling the curtains on his bunk bed to share those few precious hours he can with you, not even having sex (although it does happen regularly, not caring that the others are around), just undressing and feeling each other’s skin, touching and tasting and kissing and swallowing those tiny sounds, and just reconnecting after being apart.
And when he can finally take his time with you it’s lot of hugs and holding each other, kisses going from sensual and needy to soft and loving, undressing each other in various paces, just touching and feeling every inch of skin, little laughs and breathless giggles shared as he tries to get as much of you as he can. Even if he’s hard and fast he’s still making love to you – it in the way he holds you, fingers in your hair or interlocked tightly, foreheads knocked together and just looking deeply into each other’s eyes, whispering confessions and you share these moments. Nice and close and loving and never enough.
When it’s slow and sensual and soft it’s usually in the morning and it’s really quiet, mostly kisses stifled against lips and skin, warm breaths shared, lazy and not rushing to get there, just to burrow against each other afterwards and fall back to sleep.
J – Jack off
Masturbation headcanon.
It’s part of his life – he’s a guy, he needs to get off even when you’re not there to help him out. Again, it’s part of being a touring musician. Depending on the situation he gets off differently: a phone call or FaceTime when you can both take some time to enjoy the little private time he has for himself (usually when they book into a hotel and he has his own room), looking at pictures you have sent to him when you’re unavailable, or just jerking off in the shower when he needs a quick release.
Also depending on these situations he enjoys a good build up with lots of teasing, because he gets to share this time with you and he wants it to last as long as possible. He keeps the quick sessions to when his body turns needy but his mind is not in the right place.
K – Kink
One or more of their kinks.
He just really likes having naughty fun in public – not full on fucking you (he has his limits and likes to keep you all to himself), but his hands like to wander and touch you as much as he can, riling you up for later when you two get home. If he can get away with it he does try (and succeeded many times) in getting you off in the car or in a secluded corner, in the bathroom, somewhere backstage – anywhere as long as it has the added risk of getting caught.
He would never admit it out loud, but he also loves it when you do the same to him – your hand on his thigh or low on his waist, under his shirt, sitting in his lap and making him hard just by being there, or tugging him away for some kissing, one full of tongue and teeth with lots of groping, and he loves getting blowjobs in inappropriate places.
L – Location
Favourite places to do the do.
Whatever place he can call home – obviously the best place is his own where he doesn’t need to worry about anyone else, where he can be as quick or as slow as he wants to be, as rough or as soft as you need him to be, whatever the two of you crave when the mood strikes. Your home is your safe haven where everything is possible, where you can be just you.
The cabin in the woods is another one of those places where he likes having sex – kinda like the soft lap of nature, where he can have you on the patio and doesn’t have to worry about nosy neighbours. As long as a place feels like home (sometimes the tour bus or the hotel room) he’s definitely game.
M – Motivation
What turns them on, gets them going.
You on your own are a big fucking turn on for him – he always finds new ways to fall in love with you, and new little things that just make his head spin. A specific smile he did not realize first was his weakness, the way you do your hair and makeup in the morning, how you dance around the kitchen while cooking, things that are not considered sexual, but are absolutely sexy to him.
He’s a sucker for teasing touches and soft whispers, when you tell him what’s on your mind, letting him know you need him – that also turns him on in seconds. Not to mention any kind of effort you put into your relationship when you want to turn him on: sexy lingerie, wearing his clothes, his favourite perfume, teasing pictures, purring voice, small little moans – he appreciates those so much.
And what makes him really go for it during sex is your reactions: it’s a game of give and take – whatever reaction you draw out of him makes him want to draw out a reaction of your own, keeping it up until none of you can take any more.
N – No
Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs.
He’s playful, but he would never hurt you – a little spanking or the slightest bit of breath play could be part of his sex life, but the moment it stops being fun and turns dangerous he’s out. Ashton is also big on consent, so if he feels like you’re unsure or not in the right headspace, or say something that could be easily translated to a no he stops. He only ever wants to have sex with you as long as you both want and enjoy it – it’s really hard to come back from a place where trust is broken and he’s not that kind of guy.
Ash likes experimenting with kinks, and as long as you like them too he will try and make it part of your sex lives. But the second it doesn’t float your boat or it makes one of you uncomfortable he will stop with it. Like name calling can be fun and games up until the point where it hurts people’s feelings – so he always keeps to that.
O – Oral
Preference in giving or receiving, skill.
Ashton would never turn down a blowjob – he loves when you wrap your lips around his cock and just pleasure him, either as foreplay or just because you want to do it. He hints it to you when he’s in the mood to get a blowjob, but sometimes he outright asks you (maybe even instruct you) to suck his dick. It makes his knees weak when you play with his cum afterwards.
He always tries to be equally enthusiastic when it comes to eating you out – if you’re giving him a blowjob then you can be damn sure that he will reciprocate it sooner or later. Sometimes he thinks he prefers getting oral, but when he gets between your legs he always remembers that maybe, just maybe he likes eating you out a bit more. There’s a certain ego boost to the way you lose yourself when he puts his mouths on you – he’s definitely a skilled player in the field.
P – Pace
Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual?
Again, this depends on the mood and the situation – he likes mixing it up, fast but sensual, slow with deep, rough thrusts. He’s usually in the middle – he likes a good paced round where he can enjoy himself and you. But the most fun is when he can go through all the different paces during a session, get the best of all worlds.
Q – Quickie
Their opinion on quickies, how often.
Quickies are well appreciated during tour when your time is limited and your need to have the other is incredibly high – so he’s no stranger to trying to fit you into his hectic schedule when this is the case. Bunk bed, backseat of a car or the tour bus, the shower, an empty dressing room – you name it.
Ashton is also someone who likes to play a game of how quickly he can make the two of you cum before you need to leave the house or before people arrive to your place, just for the thrill of it – and because he cannot keep his hands off of you when he’s in one of his moods. It’s a fun way to spice things up and to blow off some steam.
R – Risk
Are they game to experiment, do they take risks?
It’s in his personality, so Ashton definitely likes to try new things – but only after he discussed it with you or asked for your consent. The first time he tried to have sex with you in the backstage he did ask you if that was okay with you, and when you felt like you couldn’t do it he stopped, waiting for the next time when you felt more comfortable (and still asked you if it was okay).
He would bring something up when you’re getting into the mood or after sex when you’re cuddling, but sometimes he asks you randomly while doing the most mundane things – like sitting in the car together. You even watch porn together to get a taste of the things you talk about, then set your own limits before starting to experiment – but everything is always based on consent and on how comfortable you are.
S – Stamina
How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last?
He’s used to a lot of hard work, so if you need him to go all night long he probably will. If he can bang those drums for hours he can bang you too. He’s more than happy to give you 2 or 3 orgasms (or even more) before he cums too.
The only times he’s unable to keep up is when he was teased for too long or when he’s just really tired or haven’t had the chance to cum for a really long time. He can still last quite a bit, but not as long as he would normally. Sometimes you just feel so good against him that he loses it all.
T – Toy
Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?
Ashton did get a pair of fluffy pink handcuffs for his 21st birthday as a gag gift, but it has never found its way into his bedroom, it’s still shoved into the back of his closet cause it’s just really tacky.
He’s not really big on toys, but the two of you do own a vibrator or two just to spice things up a little bit when the mood strikes, but they usually stay in the drawer. He also bought you a toy when he’s out of town, but it was mostly a joke that you rarely use. You both prefer the real thing.
U – Unfair
How much they like to tease?
Ashton is probably the biggest tease out there – he knows what he’s doing to you when he forgets to put on a shirt or start drumming with his button-up open and wearing only shorts. He’s proud of his body, and likes playing the “no touching” game with you, making you watch him.
He also likes having his hand all over you when you cannot do anything about it, or when he turns dominant and has you under him, doing everything to turn you into a panting, edged or overstimulated mess before he fucks you.
Oh, but when it comes to him getting teased… he also turns into a pretty mess. And he not so secretly loves it, but you’re the only one who knows it.
V – Volume
How loud they are, what sounds they make?
Ashton is vocal as fuck when the situation lets him to be – there’s no reason for him to hold back on his moans and groans when it’s only the two of you. He likes hearing your noises, so when he learns how much his own sounds turn you on he’s more than happy to let go and just enjoy himself freely. And he likes what you do to him, so being loud with you is basically a fuel to have even better sex.
He also has a dirty, dirty mouth and he loves hearing himself saying all those naughty things to you because he can experience in those moments just how turned on you get from them.
But he can be quiet when he needs to be – but usually he needs to bury his sounds in your hair or neck because he tends to lose control when he gets really lost in pleasure.
W – Wild Card
A random headcanon for the character.
Ashton just loves it when you play with his hair – he keeps it a bit longer now because it’s one of his favourite things when he has your fingers tangled into his soft, wild locks, stroking them, tugging on them, using it to keep him in place when he eats you out.
He found that it’s one of his most sensitive erogenous zones along with his neck and ears, so whenever you pay attention to those he turns into a moaning, happy mess during sex. It’s also really comforting for him when he’s in a soft, loving mood and you love on him by playing with his hair.
X – X-Ray
Let’s see what’s going on in those clothes.
There’s no denying it that Ashton has a decent sized dick and he’s proud of it. He radiates big dick energy, and with reason. He knows how to use it and boy, does he use it for good when he reaches all those places deep inside you that make you a shivering mess. There’s a reason why he loves to fuck you from behind or likes being above you – he gets off on the way you take his big dick inside of you.
Y – Yearning
How high is their sex drive?
He’s really sexual, but not always needs sex to be satisfied – sometimes he thinks he wants sex and starts to convince you to join him, but then he has his fill with kisses and some touching, not going all the way. Again, it’s about the connection he has with you, and that doesn’t always have to end in sex.
But sometimes he has those weeks where he’s insatiable (especially after long dry spells or tour or just bad mental health days) and he constantly has his hands on you until he works it out of his system.
Z – ZZZ
How quickly they fall asleep afterwards?
No matter how tired or spent he is after finishing he will always gather enough strength to share a few well-needed loving moments with you – to kiss and cuddle, to share confessions and love words, to get down from your shared highs by holding onto each other (and cleaning up is also not last on the list).
He tries to stay up until he’s sure you are comfortable and have fallen asleep, but sometimes he turns sleepy soft and he’s the one who cuddles up to you and falls asleep while mumbling about how good the sex was, or how much he loves you.
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See under the cut for the Regverse;;
Disagreements:
Who is more likely to raise their voice? Reg
Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Neither
Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Data has physically attempted to leave on a few occasions in the middle of a disagreement, but only if he needs time to process or he believes he is putting Reg in danger.
Who trashes the house? Neither
Do either of them get physical? Nope
How often do they argue/disagree? Not very often at all. The few times it has happened, Data got too anxious almost immediately and could not hold his own argument.
Who is the first to apologise? Data - he usually apologizes right away and during the argument.
Sex:
Who is on top? Usually Reg, although they switch.
Who is on the bottom? Is this a trick question? Usually Data...although they switch.
Who has the strangest desires? Reg has a backlog of fantasies that he thinks about...and several that seem to pop up randomly in different situations. He's very creative.
Any kinks? Data enjoys being tied up.
Who’s dominant in bed? Reg
Is head ever in the equation? Yes, often.
If so, who is better at performing it? They're both enthusiastic, but Data has the advantage of not needing to breathe and not being able to choke, so...
Ever had sex in public? Yep
Who moans the most? Reg
Who leaves the most marks? If Data was human, Reg would have likely torn him to pieces by now.
Who screams the loudest? Reg.
Who is the more experienced of the two? Data, but it's not a positive.
Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? Mmm...both. Both is good.
Rough or soft? It usually starts soft and ends rough. Or starts rough and ends rougher.
How long do they usually last? Not long, but Data can go forever, and Reg has a surprising amount of stamina.
Is protection used? Nope.
Does it ever get boring? Nope.
Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? The maintenance closet on the Enterprise? Or the beach.
Family:
Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? Yes, two. Rhea and Nikael.
If so, how many children do your muses want/have? Data brings up having a baby at the worst possible times every few years.
Who is the favorite parent? Reg.
Who is the authoritative parent? Data...unless it's Nik and he does that Look.
Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Data
Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? Reg - he lives on that stuff himself.
Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Both!
Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Both!
Who changes the diapers? Data, but Reg will if he needs to
Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? Data, but Reg gets anxious if they cry, so he usually gets up anyway.
Who spends the most time with the children? They spend the same amount of time, most likely.
Who packs their lunch boxes? Data - he plans and packs them ahead of time.
Who gives their children ‘the talk’? Both, but they need a lot of support from Deanna. In the Nemesis verse, Reg does it by himself.
Who cleans up after the kids? Data cleans constantly. Nik cleans up after himself starting at age two.
Who worries the most? Reg
Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Reg
Affection:
Who likes to cuddle? Both, but Reg is a master at it
Who is the little spoon? Data
Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? Reg
Who struggles to keep their hands to themself? Reg
How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? F o r e v e r
Who gives the most kisses? Reg
What is their favourite non-sexual activity? Probably cuddling. Or bathing together.
Where is their favourite place to cuddle? Bed. Or the bathtub.
Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Reg
How often do they get time to themselves? Fairly often before Nik is born and then not as much.
Sleeping:
Who snores? If both do, who snores the loudest? Reg, and it's adorable
Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Share
If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? No matter how big the bed is, Reg is glued to Data, usually sprawled out on top of him.
Who talks in their sleep? Reg, and Data did not know what sleeptalking was the first few times. Alarming.
What do they wear to bed? Usually pajamas, at Reg's request, but sometimes nothing. Data prefers nothing - he does not see the point of PJs.
Are either of your muses insomniacs? Reg is not a good sleeper, and sometimes Data will sing him to sleep or drag him to bed and insist he try.
Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? Sometimes a hypo is needed, but Data prefer to simply bombard him with comfort.
Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? They tangle all up in a complicated manner, usually pressed all up.
Who wakes up with bed hair? Reg
Who wakes up first? Usually Data wakes with his internal chronometer and then spends a ridiculous amount of time trying to wake Reg up.
Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? Data for Reg
What is their favourite sleeping position? This one, with Data on the bottom is Reg's. This is Data's.
Who hogs the sheets? Reg
Do they set an alarm each night? Data has an internal clock that is never ever wrong. He is the alarm.
Can a television be found in their bedroom? There's a viewscreen. Sometimes they watch movies.
Who has nightmares? Reg, more often.
Who has ridiculous dreams? Data
Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? Reg
Who makes the bed? Data
What time is bedtime? No set time, but they don't stay up tremendously late.
Any routines/rituals before bed? Once Rhea is activated, there is the 'bedtime' procedure. Bath, brush teeth, put on PJs, read story, sleep. She grows out of it quickly, but Nik continues this long after Reg and Data stop doing it with him.
Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? REG BARCLAY
Work:
Who is the busiest? They are both very busy, but Reg is more chaotic and involved in dealing with it.
Who rakes in the highest income? Starfleet, baby.
Are any of your muses unemployed? Nope
Who takes the most sick days? Reg - Data doesn't get sick, but he tries to take off to take care of him when he is sick.
Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Reg has a tremendous amount of trouble getting out of bed in the morning...and then getting out of the shower.
Who sucks up to their boss? Data...and probably Reg too.
What are their jobs? They both work on the Enterprise - Data is second officer and Communications officer and Reg is a Systems Analyst. Reg later transfers to work for Starfleet Communications on the Pathfinder Project and then a professor of Engineering at Starfleet Academy. Data becomes a professor of Cybernetics at the Academy after transferring from the Enterprise.
Who stresses the most? Reg
Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? They enjoy them for the most part! Although they leave the Enterprise because there's just too much...trauma.
Are your muses financially stable? Starfleet, baby!
Home:
Who does the washing? Data
Who takes out the trash? Data
Who does the ironing? Data
Who does the cooking? Reg if there's real food, but the replicator usually.
Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? DATA
Who is messier? Reg
Who leaves the toilet roll empty? Reg
Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? Reg
Who forgets to flush the toilet? Reg is the only one who uses the toilet...
Who is the prankster around the house? Reg
Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? If they had a car, probably Reg
Who mows the lawn? If they had a lawn, probably Data
Who answers the telephone? Either Reg would make Data do it
Who does the vacuuming? Data
Who does the groceries? Both?
Who takes the longest to shower? Reg will never leave if he doesn't have a reason to
Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Reg has more of a reason to be in there
Miscellaneous:
Is money a problem? Nope
How many cars do they own? Zero
Do they own their home or do they rent? Provided by Starfleet
Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? On Earth, Coast. AU on the colony, countryside.
Do they live in the city or in the country? On Earth, city - San Francisco. AU on the colony, country.
Do they enjoy their surroundings? Depending on the point in the timeline, sure yes.
What’s their song? Their first Valentine's Day, Data sang 'Can't Keep My Eyes Off You' to Reg. He associates that song with him.
What do they do when they’re away from each other? Call each other. Data tries to keep busy with things so he does not worry or get too lonely. So many horrible, strange things have happened that he likes it better when they are together. The few weeks (or years depending on verse) when Data is on the Enterprise and Reg is on Earth are hell.
Where did they first meet? They worked together on the Enterprise. Data was second officer when Reg transferred from the Zhukov.
How did they first meet? Data often haunted Engineering because of his friendship with Geordi and his love of the work. He would often comment on things Reg was doing, as he did with most people on the ship, if they interested him. He also found Reg was the only one who was interested in his love of cats.
Who spends the most money when out shopping? Data - he likes to buy presents
Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Neither
Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Reg, probably. It is not often Data trips. Data would just be concerned for his safety.
Any mental issues? They both have anxiety and difficulty managing their emotions.
Who’s terrified of bugs? Neither
Who kills the spiders around the house? Either
Their favourite place? In the house? The bath. In the universe? The bath. Although Risa was nice.
Who pays the bills? Neither
Do they have any fears for their future? They both fret over the fact that Data will not age and die naturally and Reg will. There are several conversations about Reg growing older.
Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? Data surprising Reg. He loves making a fancy date night at home.
Who uses up all of the hot water? Reg
Who’s the tallest? Reg
Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? Both. It is rare they ever shower alone before the kids are around.
Who wanders around in their underwear? Data
Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Reg
What do they tease each other about? Reg teases Data about how absolutely clean and neat everything has to be, and Data teases Reg about how messy he is.
Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? They both have horrible fashion sense. Data wore exclusively uniforms before Reg taught him what 'comfortable' clothing was, and now they wear horrible geometric sweaters that they share.
Do they have mutual friends? Most of their friends are mutual friends.
Who crushed first? Data
Any alcohol or substance related problems? Nope
Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Reg has once or twice by accident. They both hated that.
Who swears the most? Reg on occasion and it turns Data on so fast
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euphemism | Modern!Poe Dameron x Reader
A/N: Blame @damerondjarin for supporting this when I was looking for 40′s/50′s sex euphemisms and we ended up laughing about the dumb ones!!
Rating: M
Warning: Naughty words. Sexual content. Oral (M and F receiving kind of). Quite a bit of weird euphemisms for sex and oral from the past that are real and can be found here and here.
Word count: 1,889, apparently!!
Summary: 6 Times Your Euphemisms Made Poe Almost Cry and One Time He Was Cool With It.
Tags: @dogsandrocketsocks @himbopoes @agentpike @greengrassandcyansea @arkofblake @bunkybarnesbxtch @itsamedeemoney (this is when you beg me to never tag you in anything ever again)
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You and Poe had been married for four beautiful, wonderful months now.
You were together for two years full of romance and amazing sex, and you were joining each other on yet another wonderful journey that somehow made the romance and sex even more fun.
He loved you so much.
He pretty much told you that every day; he’d be staring at you and say it in this wistful tone that either turned you on or made you cry depending on your mood.
“I love you so much,” he huffed as you leaned over the back of the couch to hug his shoulders.
“You want to boil my cabbage?” You pressed a kiss to his temple.
That wasn’t something he thought you’d ask with how cute you were being, but he was always happy to help you cook dinner and he turned his head to peck you on the lips then moved to his feet with a dramatic grunt at the movement.
He shuffled into the kitchen in search of the cabbage, looking high and low in the fridge and even bending over to peek behind the bottom shelf.
“Where’s the cabbage, baby?” He opened the crisper, but none of the vegetables in there seemed to be a head of cabbage.
“Not that kind of cabbage, Poe. This kind.” Your words were followed by a light thump.
Poe turned around with his mouth open to ask what you meant when his jaw dropped instead, finding that little thump had been your robe falling on the floor and you were now sitting on the counter with your legs open wide.
Were you referring to your pussy as...cabbage?
He was confused and a little frightened.
But he was also pretty sure you were asking for sex and he was perfectly willing to step between your legs with a grin even if your request was a little strange.
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Poe moaned, moving his fingertips up and down your back as you pressed the sweetest kisses to his neck. “That’s it, pretty girl…”
You kissed along his collarbone then down his chest, enjoying the access his nakedness offered on this early morning.
The muscles in his belly twitched at your tongue darting out on his skin, a little groan falling from his lips when you continued licking, kissing, and nipping down his belly right above where he really wanted your mouth.
Of course, you did not disappoint, kissing along his shaft, then running your tongue back up to his tip where you sucked on him gently.
“Mmm,” the vibration made him moan loudly as you took him as far in your mouth as you could without gagging and pulled back to stroke him slowly.
“You’re such a sweetheart…” His tug on your hair was gentle.
“My own pricknic.” You breathed softly over his tip, looking up at him.
“Oh, ye— wait, what?” His lustful eyes were open wide now at whatever the fuck you’d just said.
Pricknic?
Like the thing with the checkered blanket and the basket and the sandwiches, but with his cock put in there somewhere?
He might have asked you what drugs you’d taken or what alcohol you’d drank this early in the morning if your mouth taking in his cock again wasn’t that damn distracting.
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Whenever Poe decided to workout, it was half-actually needing to exercise and half-knowing you would stare at him with the horniest look in your eyes.
He always made sure to work up a sweat since he knew that was your favorite, grunting and groaning in the most obscene way he possibly could.
It was doing the trick as usual since you were sitting on the arm of the couch watching him do push-ups like you were watching some incredible show you refused to take your eyes off of.
He pretended he didn’t see you until he really wanted to be inside you, moving to his knees and letting out a little ‘whew’ as he grabbed his ice cold bottle of water to take a long, obvious sip that made his Adam's apple bob with each gulp.
“You need somethin’, sugar?” His tone would sound innocent if you were a total idiot who didn’t know him inside and out.
“How’d you like to exercise the ferret, too?” You purred, stroking his wet curls.
He was going to say that you didn’t own a ferret unless you’d bought one in the night and hidden it from him, but then something clicked.
This wasn’t the first time you had said something odd when you really meant sex and he supposed that exercise was a typical euphemism for sex and ferret kind of made sense in a totally creepy way what with the fur and teeth.
Now he really didn’t want to have sex the more he thought about his dick being a ferret.
The utter disappointment in his eyes almost made you feel guilty for saying it.
“Can you please just ask if I want to fuck you or something?”
“My mama taught me not to say that kind of word.”
“—you literally said it eight times when I was pounding you last week. See, pounding is a very, very sexy one. I would also accept ‘plowing’ as a way to ask for sex.”
“Plow me? Like I’m a field?”
He knew your offended look was fake since your lips were begging to laugh, but he still fell with his face nuzzled into your lap. “My penis is not a furry little tube thing with legs and sharp teeth.”
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“Fuck. Fuck.”
You were the hottest person on the planet.
How could Poe not think this as you sat with him in the backseat of the car, outside of the restaurant you’d finished dining at, giving him the best possible handjob ever?
He was thrusting up into your hand as he held onto the back of the seat, teeth bared with each growl and moan that you blissfully stroked out of him.
You always made it worth it when you’d tease him and you did tease him with your hand a little too high on his inner thigh.
On a double date, no less, where he had to pretend that he didn’t want to drag you into the bathroom and fuck you over a sink.
But, again, you made it entirely worth it by satisfying him with a semi-public handjob that would most definitely be repaid with some semi-public tongue in your pussy.
Speaking of tongues, you were shifting to kneel on the floor of the car and hovering your lips over his tip.
He really loved you.
“Want a little sucky-sucky?”
His animalistic posture dropped, staring at you then slowly pulling away from you.
“What are you doing?” You pouted, reaching out for him.
He shook his head and moved a little bit towards the door.
“Baby, stop, come here.”
“I am going to get out of this car and you are going to run me over with it for having to listen to you say that.”
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You felt a little guilty for all the times you’d kind of turned Poe off and lately all you had was nice, normal sex.
Well, the candle wax wasn’t really normal, but it was fun and it didn’t involve any of your weird euphemisms you’d dug up from the pits of hell themselves.
Poe really wasn’t mad about any of the silly things as much as he was a little grossed out by the things people would say to allude to the idea of having sex, and it was slightly hard to be turned on by a lot of them.
He was obviously still in love with you and happy to have sex with you, which was clear as he crawled into bed next to you and tossed your book aside to lay himself on top of you.
You moaned into his deep kiss, moving your fingers through his curls and gently scratching his scalp.
That was his absolute favorite and you were the best and—
“Are you ready to take a turn among the cabbage, my love?”
—you were a fucking monster is what you really were.
“What is it with you and the fucking cabbage?” He rolled off you and moved off the bed without another word, stepping into his boots.
“Where are you going?” You sat up on your elbows.
“I want kimchi now.”
“Ooh, I want bibimbap if you’re going anyway!”
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Poe was kind of starting to like it when you were too turned on to do much more than moan, cuss, whimper, and praise his skills.
He’d always liked it, but now it meant that you weren’t thinking about the weird things you could say to ruin the mood like usual.
Sometimes he wondered why you were doing this sort of thing to him.
Maybe you were joking around with him or maybe you were seeing his limits to being turned on considering that one time you jokingly mentioned biting his ass and he railed you there over the arm of the couch for it.
Not that it mattered right now, when he was peppering teasing kisses on your inner thighs right outside of the area where your hips were bucking in search of his tongue.
This was probably all another way to tease him since he always loved teasing you, and he decided to give you exactly what you wanted in hopes that you would start saying nicer things like ‘fuck’ and ‘blowjob’.
His tongue hardly dipped between your folds when you moaned out, “That’s right, yodel in my canyon of love.”
That was…
A lot of the sayings you chose were on the verge of gross, but this one matched with the little smirk his gaze landed on ruined the mood in a different way.
He pressed his face into your thigh and started laughing so hard that tears were falling from his eyes.
Your leg was shaking beneath his nose as you giggled along with him and, hell, maybe that was your goal all along.
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Poe was happy that the euphemisms finally seemed to slow down; you were apparently appeased by him finally laughing along with you rather than being creeped out.
It was all pretty funny now that he looked back on the stupid comments.
Now you were sitting on the couch together and he was stroking over your shoulder with his arm laying behind you, and the look in your eyes as you looked up at him was familiar.
Fuck, he loved when you looked at him like you could eat him up.
He leaned down to kiss you suggestively and you said against his lips, “I want to have a bit of cock.”
Then he yanked back out of instinct, his brow furrowed disappointedly. “Would you stop—”
He paused as the words processed in his mind and he thought them over a little.
Wait a minute…
“—that was actually hot.” He dove onto you to the sound of your delighted yelp, pushing you back on the couch as he kissed you passionately.
One of your hands went to stroke his cheek sweetly and the other tugged on his hair, smiling up at him when he pulled away.
“You meant a lot of cock, though, right? My dick is pretty damn big.”
“Yes, baby.”
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hope you guys love this one! took me a lil while because i wasn't sure how to structure it and in the end i went with little headcannons :) <3
Leonardo:
christmas with him is so cute and cosy
he's so thoughtful, thinking so hard for your presents and what you like
enlists april for help because obviously he can't buy them
wraps them up super carefully, with a cute lil note around the string
never fails to tell you how much you love him
and it's not always direct
under the mistletoe, for example. he will give you a little smirk and point to the ceiling wherever it may be placed.
and baby, his kiss? sweet yet passionate, short yet keeps you intoxicated. just amazing *chef kiss*
other examples of his touches are when you're doing something and he just leans against you for a lil while lost in happy thoughts
or holds your hands when you come back from the cold. he warms you up real good hehe
or rests his forehead against yours, allowing the christmas lights to dance across his body.
you totally place a cute lil hat on him
in turn, he braids in some tinsel in your hair. so now your hair is a sparkly mess. but you're having way too much fun to care
such a cheery mood overall
you guys may even belt out to christmas songs
his laughter is so catchy, your favourite tune. so it ends up with you both giggling halfway through the song
and later, you're both wrapped in blankets, sipping at hot cocoa
he loves these quiet moments, warmth flooding both your bodies while the movie is playing in the background.
his hand will always be touching you, somehow. if you're decorating the tree, he'll be right there to help you.
still in shock he celebrated this festive holiday with an angel.
"merry christmas, my love" he whispers at the end of the night, hearing the fire crackle in the background
"merry christmas, sweetheart" you reply, looking deep in his eyes.
that's love swirling in those oceans pools
and then he kisses you tenderly.
nothing has to be extravagant, over the top. just this intimate moment between you and him is all he loves.
christmas could end with him making love to you or wrapped in each others embrace.
your choice, honey ;)
Raphael:
christmas with this guy is really and truly unpredictable
but not 'cause he's angry
oh no, he's the most relaxed and chilled person.
well, kinda. (he woke up with glitter everywhere and mikey screeching in his ears that it was christmas)
but it's because, you never know what the nights going to hold with him
you may go out for a motorcycle ride, admiring all of new york in it's beauty
or he bring you to the rooftop, to admire your beauty
but what he loves, is being down in the lair. that's his home and with you and the overall vibe, it's so comforting. your house isn't a problem, either :)
this bad boy will hang up mistletoe in areas where you're sure to enter and will immediately run to you when you're underneath one.
"guess we better kiss, per tradition~"
you're going to be the one to part lips, raphael has no self control. he will have a makeout with you, literally anywhere. only exception is splinter
and he wants you to hang the lil star/angel on top of the tree.
will hold your waist and pick you up like a lil feather. "that's so beautiful babe, like you"
music (christmas, ofc) will be playing softly in the background
home alone is on t.v. and in your hands are warm cups of cocoa
he added the lil marshmallows (cutie)
and when you laugh, his face breaks out into his own little smile
he can't help it, you're so fucking gorgeous
"merry christmas baby" his finger is under your chin, directing your attention to him. he's sincere and vulnerable in this moment. his heart is on the line here
gets super insecure and sad when you don't reciprocate the love back.
but you do, you always do.
this christmas has been the best by far, spending every second with you.
"merry christmas, sweetheart"
christmas sex to end the night! (if you want to, though. everything is all consent!)
his lovemaking is normally all passionate, to savour the happy moments.
however this depends if you've been nice or naughty, raphael will decide
although knowing him, he will say naughty ;) kinky turt
Donatello:
one of the few times where all work is dropped and he can have fun!
but to be honest, will check time to time on his work. fear not hon, his focus is mainly you!
all the sweet treats will have a lock on them if possible
leo will have to warn him not to touch the frosted cupcakes
you may have to restrain him a little
he finds you sweeter though anyway ;)
he loves, loves, loves decorating stuff and will start with his lab.
will have you with him, as he drapes christmas decor around the lair
all the taller stuff, he will have you to sit on his shoulders and do for him.
lowkey can reach but he wants you on him
he puts on christmas music but will end up with you both dancing in each others arms, miming the words.
asks you what you wanna do, since he wants this night to be the most perfect for you
but you remind him that it's his night too and whatever he wants to do, should be incorporated
and so, he brings you to the couch, grabbing the massive bowl of popcorn and blankets on his way
you're more than happy
he will sneak mistletoe kisses, lil nerd
and then leans against you, with his signature smile
y'know the one where his cute lil smile is parted, showing his teeth slightly. yes that one
you kiss him once, then twice, then three times because you can't help it.
he's so freaking peRFECT *cries*
and the lair looks so beautiful, bathed in a golden light kudos to you. such a romantic moment~
"merry christmas, my dove" he whispers, holding your hand to kiss the top of it.
a rosy hue paints your cheek and your heart thumps happily
"merry christmas, love"
he doesn't mind having sex with you
but the night finishes with cuddles and happiness.
couple a cute nerds, you both 🥺🥰🤍
Michelangelo:
oh honey, it's all the pick up lines, all the jokes packed in this sunshine
"i'm not santa, but you can sit on my lap"
"mikey, do we have any pizza? i figured we can-" "i don't think we do only because you've stolen a pizza of my heart" he clutched his chest dramatically
when you're setting out the christmas presents and food, "babe, tie your shoes! can't have you falling for anyone else!"
"hey sweetness, do you have a name? or can I call you mine?"
and you can't even be mad with him. it's so heartwarming
cooking with him is so much fun
singing out to random songs
if you haven't already, will plop some reindeer ears on your head
"if we gonna do this, we gonna do it properly!"
you guys make all sorts of foods. especially gingerbread cookies. and then it's a competition to sees who makes the better one
this is all the while, belting your hearts out to songs
he twirls you under the kitchen lights, turns this into this massive dance number
with him singing all the way
laughter and chuckles escape both your mouths and finally he looks at you
happiness is literally beaming out of every single crevice in his body.
"merry christmas, to my sweet, gorgeous, beautiful, honey bunch" he holds you close, his hands around your waist and you grin
"merry christmas, to my wonderful, adorable, funny, stunning and amazing turtle" you kiss his cheek but he kisses your lip, hugging you close.
tearing up because that's the cutest and meaningful thing anyone has ever said
oh by the way, mistletoe kisses are a mUST!
literally, it's crazy because every corner you turn, boom! there's a freaking mistletoe
which... kinda backfired since you were under one with his brother
he let out a gasp and ripped off the extra added mistletoe muttering angrily.
you smooched his cute nose instead
but the night finishes as it started with laughter, happiness and excitement.
you know damn well, he won't refuse sex with you. if you're tired, he won't push anything.
he's perfectly content with snuggling you :3
and celebrating it all together is one word: magical. one big happy family. if you're working on christmas day, he will wait for you to come back. depending on your mood, he will either sing merry christmas to you while dancing around the lair with you or wrap you in a fluffy blanket and place you in his lap. and the second you're in the lair, all worries must be left at the doorstep and you enter a literal wonderland. he will make sure you have the best time of your life. forgot his present? absolutely no fucking worries. sick and ill? he will be your lil doctor, still incorporating some of the festive cheer. because he loves you so much.
#tmnt x reader#tmnt x reader fanfic#tmnt 2016 x reader#tmnt 2014/16#tmnt leo#tmnt leonardo#tmnt raphael#tmnt raph#tmnt donatello#tmnt donnie#tmnt michelangelo#tmnt mikey#tmnt x reader cute moments#tmnt x reader cute fluff#tmnt x reader fluff#tmnt x reader christmas moments
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FANDOM: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!
EVENT: Flufftober 2020
PROMPT: Breakfast in Bed
AUTHOR: @hopeswriting
RATING: G
PAIRING: Adult!Verde & Adult!Fon
SUMMARY:
Verde is sick and Fon brings him his breakfast in bed to be nice.
WORDS: 915 (BONUS: 1502)
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Fon releases a burst of Storm flames through Verde’s room, then two more before he takes a step in. He’s not fool enough to think he disabled every devices set up by Verde though, but it’ll have to do.
He puts the tray on the bedside table, and turns on the lamp.
Verde is hidden under the blanket, doesn’t move, breathes evenly as if sleeping. Fon kicks the bed.
“Don’t make me knock you out to actually get you to sleep. Hand them over.”
Verde plays dead. Fon flares his flames and he bursts out of the blanket, his skin pale, his stubble unkempt, with dark bags under his eyes, and his hair in a total disarray.
He throws his phone at him.
“The others too.”
Verde rummages under the blanket and throws a couple of more phones, gives up two laptops from under the pillows, and a third one from a secret place in the headboard.
“Your watch too.”
Verde glares at him throughout the whole process of throwing his watch at him, aiming for it to go straight through his skull if the force—and the flames—he used is anything to go by.
Fon rolls his eyes.
He fries the devices one by one with his flames, and slips in the bed. He releases one last burst of Storm flames through the mattress and the bed frame to disable the last of hidden devices.
“Be glad I'm leaving you your glasses. And speaking of them, you didn’t even take them off. How much of an idiot do you think I am?”
“A lifetime wouldn’t be enough for me to answer you.”
Fon plays deaf out of the sheer generosity of his heart. He picks up the tray, and holds it still on his lap the time for Verde to settle against the headboard too.
“How do you feel today?”
“Perfectly fine. And I have things to do, so I would like it if you could release me already.”
“You’re sick. Science told us that, or are you going to deny it? Here, try some bread.”
Verde slaps the slice of bread from his hands. “And whose fault is that? Who’s the idiot who infected me?”
“Yes, because you live such a healthy life Verde. I can’t possibly imagine how else you could have gotten sick.”
“I’m the smartest man in the world.” Fon slumps against the headboard and starts munching on the bread. “I could single-handedly bring society into a new age, a society you’re part of, but here I am.”
“Single-handedly? That’s quite rude to all your fellows competent scientists.”
“You’re right, actually. They might even contribute more than me, as I’m certain they’re not being forcefully bed-ridden as we’re talking.”
“Are you going to just keep talking?” Fon holds a spoonful to his mouth. “Here, try some soup then. I don’t want you to go on a coughing fit on me again.”
Verde drinks his soup obediently, and oh, he does plan to keep talking then? God forbid.
“Where’s Reborn when you need him?”
“On a job.”
“Where’s Luce? She can’t possibly agree with this.”
Fon scoffs. “Luce can’t save you now. She said she won’t take a step in the mansion again before we’re all proven to be in perfect health.”
Verde grumbles, and mumbles, and mutters, kicking his feet—kicking Fon’s feet, and on purpose, Fon is sure.
He slumps against him, rests his head on his shoulder, so obviously sick Fon can’t believe they managed to debate on the fact so many times already.
“You’re all incompetent.”
“For the record, Viper proposed to attach you to the bed until you’re healed, and I’m the only one who stood against that. So you might want to show some gratefulness sometimes soon.”
“You’re all incompetent, brainless, primitive, and a total waste of space.”
“You want some yogurt?”
“You’re all so incompetent, brainless, primitive, and a total waste of space, and—”
Fon shoves the spoonful of yogurt into his mouth. Verde spits it out right back on the tray.
Fon musters all the patience he can.
Was it him that also stood against Lal when she proposed to daze him in Rain flames? What an unwise man he was then.
“This is disgusting Verde.”
“That was incredibly rude. I was talking.”
Fon smiles, with teeth. “I’m listening.”
“Well, as I was saying, you’re all so incompetent, brainless, primitive, and a total waste of space, and I hate you all.” He pushes his glasses back up his nose, smirking smugly. “That’s all.”
Fon crushes the spoon in his fist, stabs it in the tray. He grabs his chin.
“You listen to me well. You will play nice with me from now on, or I will stop playing nice with you and make this whole recovery so much worse than you could imagine. You’ll never be afraid of anything more than falling sick ever again, because every time you’ll catch the symptoms I’ll come haunt you in your dreams like the most frightening omen of death.” He leans his forehead against his, and brushes their noses together tenderly. “Rightfully so. Did we understand each other?”
Verde blinks slowly, a sharp focus shining in his green eyes. “Interesting. I feel unreasonably turned on right now.”
Fon raises his eyebrow. “What’s so unreasonable about that?” He headbutts him lightly, and settles against the headboard again so Verde can rest his head back on his shoulder. “Now be reasonable and finish your soup sagely.”
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BONUS:
I headcanon Fon as a sweetheart at heart who can and will go feral if needed, but let’s go with just Feral!Fon instead.
That’s just who he is at his core, his default state, just completely feral, Take No Shit and Give No Fuck, very indulgent to his every desire, 24/7.
Now of course he learned all about being mannered, and harmless/trustworthy looking, and sweet, and restrained because it is needed for the job sometimes, and he can play the part flawlessly, but even then sometimes he just can’t bother.
Just… No, You Live In A Society And I Intend To Break Every Last One Of Its Rules!Fon, you know?
Fon being an actual Storm à la Gokudera, but so much worse (or so much better I guess, depending on how you see it asdfgh).
And so when he meets with the other Arcobaleno, he kind of just sets the tone for all their future interactions.
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He meets with the Arcobaleno at the meeting of the Chosen Seven, and his vibes instantly rub Reborn’s, Verde’s, Lal’s and Luce’s the wrong way.
On the other hand Skull and Viper decide to love him, and it’s the birth of such a chaotic trio, Reborn can only be jealous and admiring.
(And he can’t help but side with them whenever it’s time to face consequences, because he just can’t let such a harbinger of chaos being censored.)
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Reborn takes one look at Fon and immediately feels so deeply offended and challenged. “I can see you’re a little shit who likes to be a pain in the ass with the people you care about, but this is my role and there can be only one of us.”
Fon takes one look at Reborn and goes “We could have been such a wonderful team, but I can see you like to be the only one in control and I don’t like being told what to do, so you will have to go down.”
It’s not even an hour in the mansion on their first day, and Fon tries to rip Reborn’s smirk off of his face, and pluck his smug black eyes, and cut off his sliver tongued all with his bare hands, because “No, sorry, I’m Take No Shit Give No Fuck!Fon, so you’ll just have to be your insufferable self with someone else.”
It’s their first fight of many more to come.
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Luce has none of their bullshit. She is pregnant, and she can’t believe she even needs to point it out because “Hello, can’t you see this big belly of mine? You will behave or god help you.”
She straight up uses her flames on them to daze them whenever they’re about to lash out on each other too much.
Not in a way where she’s forcing her flames on them or crossing boundaries of course, but just enough they don’t want to risk losing their own limbs if they were to power through her flames.
And when she really can give no fuck either, she just straight up… fakes some kind of help-my-pregnancy-is-going-wrong induced attack.
She just collapses on the ground, wailing, her arms tight around her belly, fake tears rolling on her face, begging like she’s being murdered in the worst of way.
The others are losing their mind other this because “What if one day it’s for real??? And what if we’re too late because we wasted time thinking it wasn’t?????? You can’t keep doing this, we’re begging you to stop.”
And Luce looks them straight in the eye and goes “Well maybe it’s time for you to act like adults who are actually adulting like they should.”
And then they all laugh because “What kind of unrealistic demand is that? Woah, you’re so hilarious Luce, who knew.”
(They just start doing it behind Luce’s back like little kids being naughty and not wanting their parents to catch them.)
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Skull takes absolutely none of their shits either and it puzzles them all because “Uhmm, excuse you? You’re a civilian?? And we’re literally the Strongest people in the world???”
And he’s like “What, like it’s hard???”
(And it really doesn’t look like it’s hard for him, and it makes them lose their mind like nothing else ever did.)
Now Skull isn’t BAMF in this, and didn’t learn to use his flames in any significant way before meeting them, but he simply has the highest amount of flames and can go on for the longest time.
(And he’s actually very high on the list of the ones whose flames have the most raw power.)
Skull just retreats in what he calls his Cocoon whenever they want to try anything.
He surrounds himself with thick, dense (and powerful) amount of Cloud flames—the others swear they could actually cut like butter—, and chills in the middle of it until they tire themselves trying to push through.
(And then when they grow out of their urge to bully/take advantage of their “weakest” link, and they actual have a healthy relationship with him, he uses his Cocoon to avoid any consequences whenever he messes with them.)
Fon loves trying to break through his Cocoon. Fon is the best at trying to break through his Cocoon. Fon gets worryingly better and better at trying to break through his Cocoon.
Skull asks for proper flames trying from Viper and Lal because hell no, he doesn’t want to find out what will happen once Fon actually breaks through.
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Verde never regretted his intelligence more than now he has to be around these people because of it.
And it’s actually saying all that needs to be said because he actually never regretted his intelligence even once in his life before.
He takes it upon himself to be the bigger person, and just ignores them and lets them to their devices. He fully expects the favor to be returned.
The favor is not returned.
Mostly because the others always want him to help them with their new childish plan of the day, or playing referee, or tacking side.
But also they’d be simply heartbroken to have to play favorites, and so they simply have to mess with him too.
And even then Verde takes it and bears with it because he’s the Smartest Man in the World, and he has other things of utmost importance to do, thank you very much.
But he’s just a man at the end of the day, and always snap at them eventually.
It’s always the most interesting weeks to live in the mansion when he does.
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Lal just wants some predictability in this godforsaken house. She wants to have landmarks, a routine to fall back to.
Is that too much to ask? Apparently. Is it going to stop her? It will not.
If the others aren’t willing to cooperate with her, she simply will make them do it anyway. This is a treat.
She falls in a master-and-their-pet type of relationship with them, and the others find it funny because “What, you want to train us? Good luck with that.”
It’s a lot less funny when they go “Hold on, this isn’t right, is it actually working???”
Lal finds it cute they bothered doubting her skills to begin with. One of her jobs is literally to teach people to look death in the eye and tell it to fuck off, but they thought they??? were??? going to be a challenge????
She thinks the fuck not.<3
Her team ups with Luce or Verde (or both) are feared by the others.
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Viper is there for the sheer chaos of it all. It would be Reborn’s role but he’s too busy competing with Fon, so it’s Viper’s instead.
They’re in it for the blackmail and information gathering too. Nothing like people lashing out when you want them to be their most open selves.<3
But they’re not neutral at all, on the contrary. They’re the wild card.
Some days they want the brand of chaos that will specifically piss off Reborn, so they team up with Fon and Skull.
Some days they want the brand of chaos that will piss off everyone else but them, so they team up with Reborn.
Some days they want a brand of chaos that is organized, so they team up with Lal and Luce.
Some days they don’t want to deal with any kind of chaos at all, so they team up with Verde.
The others treat them cautiously in this regard, and they love it. They love it even more when they dig a knife in their back and abruptly switch sides lol.
They absolutely do favorites too. (Fon/Skull and, surprisingly, Verde.)
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And you know, I’m a big Polyamory!Arcobaleno shipper but I strongly feel in this one they’re just strongly and intimately platonic.
Just, you know, Arcobaleno as Family. The Arcobaleno bonding together by giving each other the childhood they never had.
And maybe they don’t deserve it, but I love them so much so they need to have this anyway.<3
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This verse was a lot of fun to flesh out a bit! If it spoke to you too, maybe we can talk together about this? I’d love to!
Thank you for reading! Any and all review are appreciated ^^.
#katekyo hitman reborn#khr#khr fanfic#flufftober 2020#khr fon#khr verde#breakfast in bed#verde & fon#one day i w i l l write the feral unhiged ruthless fon we all need and deserve#even if you don't know it yet<3#and verde is just an absolute unbearable little shit whenever he's sick#the others find it out the hard way lol
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24 little kinks | Door 6 🎄
“You remember that chocolate advent calendar I got you for December?”
“I do,” he chuckled and pressed a tender kiss to your temple. “You made me display it in the kitchen so I would not eat it all at once.”
Your smile widened. “How about we get another one?”
Loki raised an eyebrow, only now paying proper attention to the sex toy ad. Then, he frowned. It was an odd mixture of disgust, genuine curiosity and even a hint of arousal flashing in his blue eyes.
A/N: Happy Nikolaus Day to everyone who celebrates! Remember the Krampus will come and get you with rods and whips if you’ve been naughty. ;-)
“It’s Friday, Steve, give us a break. We’re still groping in the dark but Loki and I are doing our best. Enjoy your weekend for once, it’s Christmas.”
“Let me know when you two have a lead.”
“Will do. Bye, Steve.” You couldn’t hang up quickly enough. It was freezing cold in spite of you being wrapped in your warmest pullover and fluffy winter jacket, along with a giant scarf which covered half of your face. Being a Frost Giant, Loki had no problem with the cold whatsoever. Besides, he was still mesmerised by all those delicious Christmas treats you had introduced him to, along with the concept of hot mulled wine.
After all the unease the Chitauri had recently caused, a cosy Christmas market was just what you needed. You could tell Loki was impressed, for it truly was beautiful. Countless Christmas lights decorated the street lanterns and the various stands, not to mention the massive Christmas tree in the middle of the piazza.
There was a petting zoo for children and a pick-up train for tourists—and a Santa Clause taking pictures with children.
Loki nodded in his direction when you put your phone away. “Who is he?”
“Santa Clause. He’s the one who puts the presents under the tree. He climbs down the chimney every year, travelling the world in a sleigh pulled by flying reindeers.” Loki frowned, then opened his mouth in an almost disturbed manner, making you giggle. “It’s just a story you tell the children here. They write letters to him which their parents pretend to send to the North Pole, which is where he lives. He’s making a list and checking it twice, gonna find out who’s naughty or nice…” You sang.
“That is ridiculous.”
You giggled once more. “No, it’s not. And on the night of Christmas Eve, you prepare some milk and biscuits for him to eat.”
“Let me rephrase that, my sweet. Midgardian children are told that on Christmas, both burglary and theft are acceptable and that an old fat man with a long beard keeps an eye on them all year to find out if they have been naughty.” He paused, smirking a little. “And here I was thinking the Midgardian tales of my alleged adventures were brutal.”
You smiled up at him. “There are countless movies about him, you know. We should watch one tonight. The Santa Clause films with Tim Allen are a must-see every December.”
“Whatever you wish…” Loki replied tenderly, still a little taken aback by the costumed man in the red and white coat taking pictures with children on his lap. “Now, what about those Christmas treats you promised me?”
You came to a halt in front of the stand you had passed already. “I am eager to try everything.” The store owner snorted. He either recognised him or thought Loki to be a rich snot. Well, merry Christmas to you too, sir.
“Everything? Loki, I didn’t bring that much money. We can’t just buy the whole store.”
“Whyever not? You know I could simply duplicate those banknotes of yours in a heartbeat.” He whispered in your ear.
“You could but that would be… wrong. Look, why don’t we get the candied almonds, the chocolate strawberries and then that baumkuchen you were so fascinated with from that other store and then head home to warm up? Pretty please? I am freezing.”
“You forgot the mulled wine.”
“And we’re of course getting mulled wine.” You confirmed, shaking your head in an amused manner. Loki really was a sweet tooth. The biggest one you’d ever met. His blue eyes had lit up like those of a child whenever you passed something sweet and edible.
For the past hour, before Steve had called, you had been exploring the local Christmas market to the fullest, passing stands whose owners sold candles, wooden ornaments, real sheep wool clothing and other Christmassy trinkets. The most beautiful stand, however, had by far been the one with the dozens of snow globes. You had loved the one with the golden castle and reindeer… but then again, seventy-five dollars for a piece of decoration was way too much—even if Loki had insisted on you buying it if you liked it so much.
Half an hour later, you finally returned home. The warm air enveloped you like an old friend, slowly warming your frozen fingers which were completely stiff from carrying the many bags full of Christmas candy. On the way back, you had even bought some candy canes for your Christmas tree.
The mulled wine had done little to warm you up, however, made you a little tipsy. You started grinning once you had kicked off your boots.
“We haven’t opened our advent calendar yet.”
“That is a circumstance we will have to remedy, my sweet.” The alcohol had not affected him at all. Still grinning, you carefully dropped your purchases and took his hand, leading him straight to the bedroom. You could still watch those movies later.
Loki took the small box and opened it, revealing a pair of dice. Words were printed on each side.
“That does not look like a sex toy.” He concluded.
“Oh, but I know what that is. It’s a game. You roll the dice and do what they tell you to. Here, look. This side says ‘kiss’ and this one says ‘lips’. If you dice those two, you’ll have to kiss me on the lips and vice versa.”
Loki smirked. He instantly liked the idea. “I never lose games.”
You chuckled. “I doubt you can really lose this one.” But you guessed the winner would be the one cumming the most… you swallowed. Gods, it had been one cup of mulled wine.
“Alright then… let us play.” Loki had the audacity to wink at you. Your pussy clenched in joyful anticipation.
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Munching on another chocolate strawberry, you waited, impatiently, for Loki to dice again. You had long lost most of your clothes sitting on the floor on a cosy blanket at the living room table and eating your Christmas treats. The game kept getting more and more interesting. The dice clattered on the glass surface.
“Kiss… toes. Off come those ravishing stockings, my sweet…” Loki pulled them off of your legs so painfully slow you moaned, then lifted them both up to kiss every single one of your naked toes. You shivered, pleasure having taken control over your body since you had started playing.
“My turn.” You whispered breathlessly. Once more, the dice clattered. “Nibble… ears.” You giggled. Loki’s ears were rather sensitive. Unceremoniously, you straddled him and brushed away his beautiful raven hair. You gave his earlobes a quick lick before you started nibbling on them in turn, even sucking a little and making him hiss. He wrapped his arms around you when you attempted to move away again.
“Where do you think you are going?”
He kept you on his lap as he diced again. Not that you would complain. “Tease… nipples. With pleasure…” he added. Blue eyes sparkling with desire, he cupped your breasts and rubbed your nipples with his thumbs, enjoying how they hardened under his touch. You arched your back to give him more access, allowing him to play with the stiff nubs until he had his fill.
You were panting when you took the dice again. Clatter. “Touch… penis.” Just touch? You almost pouted as you cupped him through his leather trousers, making him groan. Loki’s eyes never left yours. You squeezed him a little, making him long for more. He was rock-hard.
“Give me the dice.” He demanded hoarsely. Obediently, you let them fall into his palm. Clatter. “Lick… pussy.” He read, a mischievous smile spreading on his lips. As if Loki saying something so dirty and colloquial like ‘pussy’ wasn’t tempting enough already, you squealed when he lifted you up and laid you back on the floor, prying your legs apart hungrily. Your knickers came off so fast you didn’t know what was happening to you until he gave your dripping cunt a long lick, tasting his meal with relish. You were shaking already… but he did not stop there.
Abandoning the game altogether, he wrapped his arms around your hips to keep you in place, then ate you like his life depended on it. His teeth would gently bite your outer lips and nibble at your clit, his tongue pampering both your wet entrance and circling your sensitive bundle of nerves. Every now and then, he sucked it into his mouth, teasing it with the tip of his tongue until you whimpered. You moaned when he thrust his tongue inside of you, lapping up your juices like a thirsty tiger.
Silver tongue… he reminded you of this title of his every god damn time he buried his face between your legs.
Your orgasm hit you out of nowhere. Sending strong waves of pleasure through your body, you squirmed with Loki’s name on your lips. The God of Mischief moaned in approval. He drank you like the fountain of youth, greedily and eager for more of your pleasure.
You started to whimper when the stimulation became too much but he would hear none of it. Still in frenzy, he held on to you even tighter, massaging your clit with his tongue until your eyes rolled to the back of your head. Another orgasm tore through your body all too soon.
Loki helped you ride it out before he retreated, his chin glistening with your arousal. Satisfied and pleased with his work, he licked his lips, then hovered above you to give you a passionate kiss.
“My turn…” You stated when you broke apart. You knew were to lick and blow next, no dice needed.
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A/N: Door 7 will be opened tomorrow, on December 7th!
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The Failed Raid - A Gentle Recovery V
The two teens had been left alone in the room, to their growing sense of embarrassment. The boy who was injured being tended to. And the girl who was being his that was tending to him. The silence was deafening for them, uncertain as to what they could say or even if they should speak. Fortunately, or rather the opposite depending on your view, they weren’t alone for long.
The door to the room opened and in walked one of their teachers, Midnight. They didn’t know why she was here... or why she was dressed like that. She was dressed like a nurse but far more risque than Uraraka was. She had the hat on but she was wearing what could be called a hybrid of the nurse blouse mixed with a skirt. A skirt that stopped at her mid-thigh. The outfit was certainly tighter on her than it should have been, amply accentuating her assets. Which Izuku was trying not to to look at. (He was a gentleman thank you very much).
“Midnight-sensei what are you doing here?” “And why are you wearing that?” Uraraka felt the need to ask. The teacher in question laughed. Quite sinisterly if you asked the students. “Why for the same reasons as yourself dear.” Uraraka blinked at the response she was given. “I heard that young Midoriya here was being assisted in his convalescence by a pair of volunteer nurses. So I thought I’d stop on by and provide my own brand of care. Give the boy’s hormones a booster shot as it were.”
The teacher’s sultry tone as she spoke only engineered a growing sense of terror in Izuku. “Oh that’s quite kind of you but I already have Eri and Uraraka helping me.” That effort at a defense failed to dissaude the teacher and in fact only seemed to spur her onwards, if her wicked grin was any indicator. “Oh don’t be so shy Midoriya. You showed such bravery in saving your fellow peers. I think that deserves a reward.” Before Izuku could say more she had crawled on top of him on the bed, to both his and Uraraka’s shock.
“Uh S-s-sensei wh-what are y-you...” “Oh don’t be worried Midoriya. I’ll treat you very nicely.” That sultry tone did nothing to stave off Izuku’s worries. Fortunately he had an ally in preventing this whole... whatever Midnight was doing. “S-sensei! G-ge-get off of Deku will ya! He’s injured! Yo-you could hurt him!” Midnight merely looked at girl and her grin widened. “Oh don’t worry dear. I know how tender Midoriya here is. Not to worry though. I have some medical training. So I know just how to treat him.” That teasing tone was haunting the teens in the room.
“Oh Midoriya you’re looking rather red. I had better check your temperature.” The risque Pro leaned her head forward, much to Izuku’s mortification. She leaned her forehead into his, a pleased smile on her face. “Hmmm. Nothing seems out of the ordinary. Are you just shy about a pretty girl near you?” Now her smiled had morphed into a grin showing her teeth. Izuku was becoming cherry red by this point. ‘Ah-buh-guh” And his communication skills were fading away too.
Uraraka, who was similarly turning red tried to stop her provocative teacher. “N-now that’s enough! This isn’t funny Sensei! Get off of him!” Midnight simply turned to look at her with another smile on her face. “And why oh why does it bother you so much that I’m doing this?” Uraraka was starting to get upset now. “Because you’re making Deku uncomfortable!” “And why would that matter so much to you?” “Because he’s-” “You declared just this morning that you wanted to pursue the path of a Pro-Hero above all else. Didn’t you?”
That stopped Uraraka. She wondered why her teacher would bring it up. “What does that-” “If you truly are so dedicated then why are you here?” And that was a question Uraraka truly could not answer. It was because of Eri. But was it really the little unicorn who got her to do this? There was a part of her that truly did want to be there for Deku after such a harrowing time. Maybe not do this whole nurse routine but do something for him.
Midnight either didn’t notice or didn’t care about the floating girls internal woes. She had a teasing grin and brought up a finger that she started to wag. “Now now. Uncertain girls can never win. You know that right?” The teasing grin became far more wicked. “Pursue the course you feel your life should follow. Chase it with all your soul! But if someone comes along and steals away something you want because you didn’t even try to reach for it, well you only have yourself to blame.”
Uraraka was struck silent at her teacher’s words, unable to offer any response. “Now back to you Midoriya.” The green child dearly wished this was all just some abhorrent dream. Said wish would go unanswered. The teacher grabbed a strawberry and offered it to the boy. “Now eat up. You need to get your strength back in order for a proper recovery. Open wide.” She drawled out the last word a bit. Izuku tried to refuse as politely as he could. “Oh th-that-that’s alright. I can get it for myself.” Izuku tried to reach for some of the nearby fruit, only for Midnight to grab his arm lightning-quick. Her face showed she wasn’t happy with him for that.
“Someone is being a naughty patient.” And now Izuku knew what it felt like to be doomed. Midnight’s glare wasn’t dying any time soon and her next words only gave the poor boy more dread. “Since you decided not to be a nice boy. I’ll have to discipline you.” Izuku wisely decided to not even attempt talking at this point. And Midnight gained a wicked smile on her face. “I’ll just have feed you mouth to mouth.” Izuku and Uraraka’s eyes were wide as the moon at that. She didn’t actually mean it did she? Midnight stuck the strawberry in her mouth and started moving it closer to Izuku’s. Yeah she meant it.
Izuku and Uraraka were both turning an atomic red by this point. The boy kept his mouth shut, driven by terror and anxiety. And Uraraka wanted to say someting but couldn’t think of anything that her shameless teacher wouldn’t somehow turn around on her. Said teacher had pinned Izuku’s arms down, meaning he was less capable of fighting back than he already was. Less than an inch away from the boy’s mouth Midnight stopped and pulled her head back. Izuku looked at her and she used her tongue to push the strawberry into her mouth, chewing and swallowing slowly to emphasize her action. She shot him another taunting smirk. “See. You had to go and be a bad boy and it wound up costing you a delicious snack.” Before the teens in the room could begin to process how to deal with their relentless teacher salvation would appear.
“Alright Midnight I saw you in that getup. You’d better not be planning any...” Aizawa had been speaking since he got close to the room, only stopping when he opened the door. Hard to blame him when he saw one of his colleagues on top of a recovering student, pinning said student’s arms down. Midnight looked at him in a bit of surprise at his entrance. And then she smirked at him. “Jealous Shota?” The sleepy teacher’s response was perfectly justified.
“Off. Off of him. Off the bed. Get off.” There certainly was a struggle going on, as the students there could attest. And it was a struggle that Nezu, who had arrived at the room in search of his errant staff, witnessed. Midnight was on her knees, Aizawa’s Capture Scarf wrapped around her. The underground Hero was trying to push her forward, one of his feet shoving against her back. The shameless female Pro was certainly having her fun with it. “Oh darling. So forceful. So assertive. You know just how I like it.” Aizawa was just further enraged by his coworkers lack of shame. “Your leaving if I have to drag you out.”
It took the teachers a moment to notice that the principal of the school had arrived and was witnessing this debacle. Aizawa responded, expression and voice not changing in the least. “How this looks is not how it is.” Nezu seemed to ignore the darker hero in favor of giving his attention to Midnight, who simply smiled shamelessly. “Midnight do see your way to leaving before the boy’s mother returns. I’d rather the school not have to deal with a sexual harassment lawsuit.” Midnight wasn’t contrite in the least. “Merely getting a healthy young man’s hormones to help him heal up.” “Be that as it may we do need to get going. The Commission is requesting the presence of the entire staff.” Nezu spared a look to Izuku. “Best of luck with your recovery Midoriya. I would hate to lose one of the few people who can remotely challenge me in chess.” The teacher’s were soon on their way out of the room. “Are you going to change for this meeting?” “Why Shota? Do you not want anyone to see me dressed up like this?” Yeah, Midnight wasn’t afraid to voice her mind or otherwise just screw with people whenever the opportunity arose.
Izuku sighed in relief that his teasing teacher was now gone. Uraraka on the other hand seemed pensive. Midnight’s words rang in her mind. ‘Uncertain girls can’t win.’ Uraraka, driven by the advice of her teacher decided to do something that was... well bold would be an understatement. She looked at Izuku.
“Deku?”
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Tough choice but may as well go in order. Guarnere, please. Thank you.
valentines day alphabet ( accepting! )
A : AFFECTION. how does your muse show affection?
Bill is very verbal about his affection. When he cares for someone, he’ll say it loud and proud. He’s always had a big mouth, but that just means he ain’t shy about telling people exactly how he feels --- and he’s liberal with praise, when it’s earned. He also shows affection by standing by people, having their backs through anything. If Bill will fight for someone, it means they’re worth it; if he fights with someone, it means he loves them.
B : BOUQUET. does your muse like flowers? which ones are their favourite?
*confused Guarnere noises* what the fuck is a flower Look. He’ll go to the florist, flirt with her a little bit, and pick up something nice. That’s the best he can do. He can look very handsome marching up with a bouquet in hand, but don’t ask him what the hell’s in it.
C : CHOCOLATE. does your muse like chocolate? which one is their favourite?
He’s not a fan of most chocolates. To be honest his nonna used to make her own --- she had a recipe for sweet chocolate that was to die for, and Little Billy was her favorite taste-tester. Compared to hers, store-bought chocolate just don’t cut it.
D : DATE. what is your muse’s ideal date? where / who with / etc?
Let him handle everything and he’ll be a happy man. Let him cook the dinner himself --- he’s got a special love for cooking, especially when his partner’s gonna be enjoying it --- let him arrange the table, let him choose the music, let him decide where they roll around at the end of the night. Bill likes being in charge. Granted, he’s drawn to partners who give him a run for his money in that department... but his ideal date would be an intimate night in, just the two of them, all planned out by yours truly.
E : EMBRACE. does your muse like hugs? what are their hugs like?
Bill hugs like a football coach. Very enthusiastic, kinda rough, lots of back patting and “good job, son” energy. He’s... not good at tender hugs. If he’s trying to pump someone up, sure, he can manage that, but... hugging somebody to comfort them? He’s not so good at that. Bill has trouble being soft, but can be very supportive when needed.
F : FLIRT. is your muse good at flirting? how do they flirt?
Shameless, and shamelessly dirty. He takes flirting to a new level. Bill loves to buy people drinks and chat them up, even if he doesn’t plan on going home with them at the end of the night; it’s fun to just see how far he can push, and who’s willing to play along with him. (Nothing’s sexier than someone with a smart mouth, who can sass him right back.)
G : GIFT. is your muse good at gift - giving or do they struggle to get it right?
No one would call him bad at it, but he doesn’t always... hit the nail on the head. He tries, and will absolutely go to four different stores just to find something he knows someone’s looking for. Left to his own devices, he’ll come up with weird gifts, though. A pack of very colorful socks, an apron for a friend who can barely cook, a build-your-own-bookshelf kit for someone with no damn time. He thinks his gifts are great... but it’s easier to just give him a list.
H : HEART. is your muse quick or slow to give their heart away?
He’s quick to give it away to the right people. Bill’s got great instincts, and is good at reading someone’s character --- it’s what draws him to the friends he ends up keeping for life. Bill only gives his heart to those who are able to hold their own, who are worthy of it. He ain’t got time for fairweather friends. Either you earn Bill’s love, or you don’t.
I : I LOVE YOU. does your muse find ‘i love you’ easy or hard to say?
Annoyingly easy. He’s not gushy about it, but he likes saying it, and it’s obvious in how often he drops it --- sometimes declared loudly to their assembled group of friends, but most often muttered in a low voice, for his partner’s ears alone. Why shouldn’t he love saying it? It’s true.
J : JEALOUSY. does your muse get jealous in a relationship?
Bill Guarnere don’t get jealous, cause he knows exactly who he is, and exactly who the other guy’s not. His partner might play around to get him riled up --- and hell, he’ll do the same thing --- but he trusts they’d never look at anyone else seriously. Trust is a major element in Bill’s relationships, and he’d never really fall in love with someone he couldn’t have faith in.
K : KISS. is your muse a good kisser? why / why not?
Bill’s exactly the sort of overconfident bastard who sees a kiss as a door to something more. He doesn’t have Prince Charming instincts, but his kisses are a team effort; he’s under no illusion about calling the shots, taking his cues from his partner how far they’ll go. If they don’t want his mouth somewhere, it’s not going there. His kisses are pure fire, electric, all teeth and tongue and shameless nips. He’s not afraid of anything. He’s also a mutterer, which depending on the partner is hot or annoying as hell. He’ll grit out words of praise or curses in between kisses, pressing them against the dark marks left on his partner’s skin, until they flush an even deeper red.
L : LOVE. who does your muse love?
He loves his people. Bill considers a select group of folks his --- and once you’re in, there’s no easy way out, ‘cept for proving yourself a total jackass. Bill’s ride-or-die for his whole (massive) family, and his extensive friend group. Yeah, he’s got some he’d do more for than others --- Babe’s the only one he’d hide a body for, and he’s still got that thing Lip asked him to hold onto in his closet --- but Bill loves fiercely, and would risk it all for any one of ‘em.
M : MOONLIGHT. is morning or night a more romantic setting?
Bold of you to assume there’s a difference between morning sex and night sex to this man. Bill’s ready to go at any time.
N : NAUGHTY. what is your muse like in bed?
Extremely confident, to the point that it seems like he’s compensating for something. He’s not --- that’s the best part. Bill gets riled up very quickly, and in bed he is heated, driven, and very physical. He loves lifting his partner up by their thighs and moving them around the room, loves pressing them against walls and leaving deep red marks on their neck... vocally expressive partners really get him going. He’s not shy about dirty talk, and even less shy about letting his partner take the lead. Bill’s very much of the “work together” mindset in bed. He can go multiple rounds at a time before getting worn out, but sometimes he’ll get a cramp in the middle, and then it all goes to hell (ft. the Not Sexy kind of cursing).
O : ODE. does your muse have a way with words?
Bill has a commanding way of speaking; he doesn’t make a big deal outta being eloquent, but he captures people’s attention. He knows how to be listened to. Sometimes this can make it hard, in quieter moments, to express what’s really in his heart, when he’s so used to speaking only the boldest words, but... Bill Guarnere always manages.
P : PARTNER. what does your muse look for in a partner? looks / personality?
Bill needs someone who gives as good as they get. He’d never be happy with a shrinking violet; they’ve gotta have punch to them, a good sense of humor and firm head on their shoulders. He needs somebody loyal, a partner who’ll be by his side through thick and thin --- ‘cause even he’ll admit, he’s downright exhausting sometimes. A person with a temper, probably; someone with confidence, who says what the hell they think. Great curves are a plus, especially a nice set of boobs. Bill’s always gonna fall for someone with fire, who can keep him on his toes, and hold him up even if he’s only got one leg to stand on.
Q : QUESTION. would your muse ask the big question or expect their partner to?
Oh, he’s gonna ask. Ain’t no question, as soon as he’s got the ring, Bill Guarnere’s not wasting a second. It’s just a matter of when (as soon as he’s 95% sure he’s gonna get a good answer) and how (out to dinner at his favorite Italian restaurant, or maybe afterwards, taking a walk through the park. He wouldn’t want many eyes on them, but he’d want to do it somewhere special --- a place he and his partner could take the kids to years down the line, to boast about how it all started here.
R : ROMANCE. is your muse a romantic or a cynic?
He’s no fuckin’ tights-wearing, wishing-well-singing, ‘someday my prince will come’ asshole, but sure, he’s a romantic. Bill’s got a flair for romance; he knows how to show his partner a good time, and loves doing it, just to see the warm gleam in their eyes. Dancing all by themselves, eating a candlelight dinner he made, taking a romantic bath together... all in the Bill Guarnere playbook, sweets.
S : SWEETHEART. did your muse have a childhood sweetheart?
Not really? Look, Bill had a lot going on as a kid. He was everywhere at once; all the neighbors knew him as a holy terror, and the ones with any sense told their daughters not to get near him. Romance wasn’t first on his mind.
T : TRUE LOVE. does your muse believe in true love?
Absolutely. Point blank. Love is love, and some people are meant to be together forever. Anger can fuel a hell of a lot in you, but love’s more powerful than all of it. Anger can move mountains, but love can build them outta thin air.
U : UNREQUITED. has your muse had their heart broken?
Nope. He’s a resilient bastard. Sure, he’s had his share of rejection (and smacks in the mouth), but Bill’s not the type to take it personally.
V : VALENTINE. how does your muse feel about valentine’s day?
Well, he’s definitely never sat on the couch in his boxers eating a box of chocolate alone, and that definitely hasn’t given him a complex about giving his partner the best damn Valentine’s Day every goddamn year. (No Bill, cancel the hot air ballon, you don’t need it ---)
W : WEDDING. would your muse get married? why / why not?
Oh, hell yeah. Just give him the right person --- and he’ll find ‘em, don’t worry about that --- and Bill’s hopping on that one-way train straight to domestic bliss. He’s not in a big hurry about it, so long as his partner knows what’s what --- if he’s in a serious relationship with someone he really cares for, it’s a foregone conclusion to Bill that they’re gonna get married eventually. (He wouldn’t even think his partner might have a different viewpoint; if they did, it’d shock him to his core.)
X : XOXO. does your muse use / like pet names?
Definitely. Some are sweet, some are perverted, and some are a little bit of both. He uses them liberally.
Y : YOURS. does your muse get protective easily?
Protective could be his middle name. Bill is an incredible guy to have on your side in a rough spot; sure, he swings before he thinks, but he thinks while he’s swinging. Excellent man in a fight. No one steps in on Bill Guarnere’s loved ones and gets away scott-free, and he goes especially berserk if it’s his partner being threatened.
Z : ZZZ. how many people has your muse slept with?
Not... a number he’d be proud to admit to his Mamma, but he’s no virgin. Bill got up to more mischief overseas than he could ever find in Philly. Probably about... 8 - 9 partners? And no, he’s not careful where he sleeps. He’s gotten used to the taste of penicillin, and Doc Roe’s left a few brochures under his pillow.
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otp tag.
tagged by @solasan, thank u!!!!!
tagging: @ritualism and @editoress i think all my other Wayhaven ppl have been @’d already
PENNY AND FELIX EDITION
DISAGREEMENTS.
who is more likely to raise their voice?
i neither! penny if i had to choose, but shes usually p good at keeping cool. and felix doesn’t seem like a shouty person anyways.
who threatens to leave but never actually does?
N/A
who actually keeps their word and leaves?
N/A
who trashes the house?
N/A
do either of them get physical?
N/A
how often do they argue/disagree?
i think their first disagreement is in book 2 when Felix got hurt during Sanja’s rescue. Penny feels super guilty about it and is worried Felix is brushing it off when he has a right to be upset. She’s kinda haunted by that whole situation and the choice she had to make. Other than that, they definitely never really argue. At most in the beginning Penny was just kind of oblivious/flippant because she’s socially awkward lol
who is the first to apologize?
both lmao
SEX.
who is on top? who is on bottom?
Felix is a little top you cant convince me otherwise
any kinks?
not really
who has the strangest desires?
i think they’re mostly just cute in bed without anythnig crazy going on
who’s dominant in bed?
FELIX!! in the cute ‘i got this’ kind of way. Penny’s shy so definitely not her.
is head ever in the equation?
duh
if so, who is better at performing it?
felix has the charisma but i think penny has the technique
ever had sex in public?
they did almost fuck in nate’s library
who moans the most?
Penny! Felix thinks its cute
who leaves the most marks?
FELIX LOVES HICKIES. hes sad that they don’t last super long on him, but she tries anyway.
who is the more experienced of the two?
I think they’re pretty even actually
do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?
latter
how long do they usually last?
im sure it varies
rough or soft?
soft!!
is protection used?
YES. penny is ON that shit. Though she wouldn’t be against having kids one day.
does it ever get boring?
nah they’re too cute and in gross cuddly love. Does felix look like he’d EVER get bored of the detective
where is the strangest place they’d have sex?
it didnt happen but again, nates library. Penny was secretly kinda into it
FAMILY.
do they plan on having children / do they have children?
I don’t think either are seriously considering it for a while but Penny is a good 50/50 on it!
if so, how many children do they want/have?
just one, maybe two.
AFFECTION.
who likes to cuddle?
Felix! Penny’s a little more standoffish in general with physical affection, but she does love cuddling Felix. If he wants to cuddle she’s p much always down for it.
who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?
Felix. Have you heard what that boy says
who struggles to keep their hands to themself?
Felix! Though only in private. He know’s Penny’s shy and its cute to do it when shes working or something. He likes playfully distracting her.
how long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?
Probably for a good while, though Penny has a tendency to get antsy. Usually it just means her getting up and him happily following after her though
what is their favourite non-sexual activity?
video games! She showed him Animal Crossing and it was over
where is their favourite place to cuddle?
on the couch!
SLEEPING.
who snores?
Penny...
if both do, who snores the loudest?
Not loudly , but again penny.
do they share a bed or sleep separately?
they share a bed!
if they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?
depends!
what do they wear to bed?
Penny wears pj shorts and a cotton shirt, pretty simple. Felix is probs similar
are either of them insomniacs?
Penny DEFINITELY is. Thankfully Felix doesn’t sleep a lot so she’s rarely disturbing him!
can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?
YEP. Especially after book 1, she started having nightmares.
do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?
Felix is a koala.
who wakes up with bed hair?
Penny. Felix somehow always looks fucking perfect and she’d be jealous if she didn’t think it was so charming.
who wakes up first?
Penny. Even if Felix is just lazing about, she’s one of those responsible people or something.
who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?
Felix tried. keyword being tried.
what is their favourite sleeping position?
Penny sleeps on her side and Felix clambers around either with one leg over her or spooning her usually.
do they set an alarm each night?
Penny does!
who has nightmares?
Both :(. Hard to tell with Felix how often for him
can a television be found in their bedroom?
Penny doesn’t have a TV
who has ridiculous dreams?
Felix for sure. Sometimes involving stuff pertaining to the Echo World and Penny is like ??? and he doesn’t know how to explain it.
who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?
Felix
who makes the bed?
Felix, because he insists. Penny goes back and straightens it out
what time is bed time?
bed by 1
any routines/rituals before bed?
felix insists on brushing their teeth together bc he thinks its cute (penny does too). its how she first actually got a glimpse of his fangs
who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?
neither! though felix DOES complain.
WORK.
who is the busiest?
penny. felix is busy keeping himself from dying of boredom
who rakes in the highest income?
n/a
are any of them unemployed?
n/a
who takes the most sick days?
Penny, though very rarely. She usually saves them for days where she wants to work from home because the office got too overwhelming.
what are their jobs?
Vampire Agent vs Police Detective
who sucks up to their boss?
Felix tries to charm Rebecca. Rebecca just sighs.
who is more likely to turn up late to work?
Felix. Got distracted
who stresses the most?
PENNY. though she usually takes things in stride, she’s a little up tight.
do they enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?
Penny is fine with being a detective and doubly fine with being an agent.
are they financially stable?
yeah!
HOME.
who does the washing?
Penny. We know what Felix’s stance is on laundry considering he hides his socks in Mason’s hamper.
who takes out the trash?
Felix , and he acts like a hero
who does the ironing?
Penny! She wears nice clothes that definitely would require ironing.
who does the cooking?
Penny is a serviceable cook, though she tends to cook the same things. And sometimes still eats like a (healthier) college student because she doesn’t have the energy. Felix LOVES using it as an excuse to order food.
who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?
Felix.
who is messier?
Felix. More just disorganized
who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?
Felix. Again, boy clearly hates laundry
who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?
Neither. Unless Felix yoinked the keys - then they could be anywhere.
who answers the telephone?
FELIX. First ring, always.
who mows the lawn?
city slickers for life so neither
who does the vacuuming?
both. felix likes doing it and danciing
who does the groceries?
Penny because felix will bring back a bunch of things they didnt need
who takes the longest to shower?
Penny. She uses so much water
who spends the most time in the bathroom?
neither!
MISCELLANEOUS.
is money a problem?
nah theyre secret agents
how many cars do they own?
just penny’s little clunker
what’s their song?
waterfalls coming out your mouth // violet hour (especially this one) // sugar
do they live in the city or in the country?
small town
do they own their home or do they rent?
penny’s renting but wouldn’t be against owning a little flat somewhere
do they enjoy their surroundings?
wayhaven is home and comfortable for penny! she was actually falling out of love for it before she got promoted, now she feels protective over it and the supernaturals shes now aware live there.
what do they do when they’re away from each other?
felix goes insane waiting until they can meet up again. penny is often thinking abt him but is eager to get work done so she can do it even sooner
where did they first meet?
abandoned warehouse in book one - though the first meeting SHE remembers is him kissing her on the hand... romance...
who spends the most money when out shopping?
i feel they both are pretty similar! Theyre Fashionable, though Pennys really good at budgeting.
who’s more likely to flash their assets?
listen it doesnt happen in canon but if you do the combat training route with felix he fucking puts your hands up his shirt
any mental issues?
penny has anxiety and has been diagnosed as autistic since she was, like, 12. felix clearly has some shit he’s not letting himself fully mourn but OKAY BUDDY
who finds it amusing when the other trips over?
penny laughs when felix trips just because he’s like a beautiful ragdoll and always ‘saves’ himself in really funny ways. felix is such a prince charming i think he’d see her tripping more as an excuse to be dashing and handsome at her and save her from face planting than laugh.
who’s terrified of bugs?
penny definitely isn’t. could see felix losing his shit over a spider.
who kills the spiders around the house?
PENNY. doesn’t kill them though.
do they have any fears for their future?
Penny’s worried that loved ones might get put into danger due to ... everything. Verda found out about vampires and wasn’t hyped, so she’s worried about their friendship and his saftey most of all. She’s also worried about making ‘tough’ choices like the one at the end of book 2. It’s not a pleasant dilemma.
their favourite place?
Penny’s apartment!
who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?
felix FOR SURE
who pays the bills?
both, but penny set it all up on autopay bc felix would forget.
who’s the tallest?
Felix! He’s like what, 5′7-5′9? penny’s 5′3.
who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?
Both! Penny’s shy when doing it but she loves felix’s reaction because he’s always super excited.
who wanders around in their underwear?
neither
who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?
felix. duh
what do they tease each other about?
everything! penny teases felix over how energetic and goofy and ~suave~ he is. He teases penny over being bashful - but she actually teases him more! He teases her over ROMANTIC stuff.
who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?
Penny. The waistcoat, Felix. Why. No
who crushed first?
FELIX DIDDDDDDD. Penny got flustered but is very :/ at relationships bc she struggles socially and the only serious relationship she had prior was fucking BOBBY. So she straight up doesn’t trust that felix is being genuine at first. Also she’s a lil bit oblivious.
any alcohol or substance related problems?
nope!
who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?
neither
who swears the most?
probably felix, though I don’t think he swears a lot either?
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(Your) Light In The Dark (Ch. 1)
Well, by a few requests, here is the start of Against All Odds in Quill's POV. There was a vote between this and a different high school story but after all the good ideas thrown at me, nothing clicked. So I decided to start with this for now.
It was almost disgusting. He almost didn't want to look around his classroom while his teacher spoke, just so he wouldn't have to see another girl bat her eyelashes at him again. Not that he didn't appreciate them...but that was usually from a distance. There was a reason he tried to keep his distance from the more popular girls. Ninety percent of the time they had one goal, and that was to get into his pants. He was pretty sure it was supposed to be the other way around, but it felt relentless. It was bad enough Rachel had her eyes on him. She was already spreading rumors that she and him were an item and it sent shivers up his spine.
Was it too much to ask that someone wanted him for him? To not care about bragging rights (something his friends said was actually a thing)? The part of the school that cared about high school drama (and didn't listen to Rachel) wondered why Quill wasn't in a relationship, and the answer was simple.
He wanted more than a simple fuck. He wanted to get to know someone. Then again, this was high school so that probably really was too much to ask. It was rare for high school couples to keep going with a relationship after graduation anyway. A guy could hope though.
Quill sighs with a mixture of relief and trepidation when the lunch bell rings, and takes his time throwing his books into his backpack. He brought lunch from home so he wasn't in any rush to get to the cafeteria, and while he liked taco day, he liked his grandfather's leftover beef stew way better. It was so good he'd eat it cold...but he wasn't going to. He would be able to heat it up if he asked the lunch lady nicely.
"Hey Quill! Are you stuck or something? Come on!" One of his friends calls when he sticks his head into the classroom.
"Hilarious." The senior retorts sarcastically as he looks around the now empty classroom. He had taken longer than he thought.
He gets up from his desk and slings his bag over his shoulder, following his friend to their lockers where Quill switched out books and got his lunch. They join up with more of their football friends outside of the cafeteria, and after they walk in and over to their usual table, Quill throws his backpack onto his spot. It hardly took a minute to coax the lunch lady to heat up his lunch with some added charm, and a few minutes later, he was back at his seat and eating his stew.
"Hey! I heard Coach was going to cut practice short today." Eric says to him as Quill shoves another spoonful of food into his mouth. "Something about his kid's play."
"Thank god." He replies after swallowing. "I could use a breather."
"Pfft... he'll probably work us twice as hard to make up for it." One of the other guys says as Quill stops eating to look around.
He had been feeling eyes on him since he sat down but when he finally looked around, the feeling went away and nobody seemed to be paying him any mind. Not even Rachel. One more glance around the room just gave him a glimpse of a student hitting another boy upside the head with a paperback but it was otherwise normal. No one was staring at him, so he shrugged it off and turned his attention back to lunch and divided a small amount of that attention to the conversation his friends were having. About football practice. Nothing new there. It was almost white noise at this point because it was the same thing every day. Go to school, die a little inside from boredom for eight hours, then spend two more hours getting his ass sacked in practice because his defense wasn't doing their job. Shower the muscle aches away, go home and do his homework, eat dinner, go to bed. Rinse and repeat.
Maybe add a couple hours of watching TV or listening to music in there somewhere. It depended on how he was feeling and if he had the time or energy. It was all a boring routine. He wanted something new in his life. To mix it up. It was another reason why he wanted an actual relationship.
His routine played out for the rest of the day as expected. The only difference being that the football coach was indeed going to cut practice short, and that his friend was right that they were going to be working twice as hard to make up for it. By the time practice was finally over, Quill was pretty sure he had more bruises than ever. He had never looked forward to a shower as much as he did today, and made sure he beat his teammates to one of the showers where he made quick work of washing up so he could enjoy the hot spray of the water massaging his sore muscles.
"Damn Quill, put that away." One of the guys jest and the captain rolls his eyes as he turns off the shower.
"No one asked you to look." He wraps a towel around his waist before making his way over to the locker his clothes were in.
"Kind of hard not to when it's there." Eric adds.
"You're just jealous."
"...yeah. Kind of. You've got girls dying to get in your pants!"
Quill snorts. "Guess it sucks they have to settle for you. Do they ask you if it's in yet?"
Eric scowls. "You're a dick Quill."
"You all made that clear three seconds ago." Quill says with a grin over the team's howling laughter.
They all knew it was in good fun. No one actually took any offense to jokes like that because they all took some kind of shot at each other, and even Quill had a few of his friends take a few stabs at him.
"Anyway, we're thinking of going to get pizza. Want to join?" Eric asks as they get dressed.
"Sure. I was just going to head home, but I wouldn't mind a slice."
"You mean a whole damn pizza?"
"I pay for my own food. Shut up."
Quill closes his locker before throwing on his sweater and he curses when he remembers that he left his wallet in his regular locker. He shouts to his friends that he'll meet them at the restaurant as he throws his backpack over his shoulder and runs out of the locker room. There was no one besides the team and maybe some stragglers in the library on campus, so Quill didn't bother slowing down on his way to his locker. He came to regret it thirty seconds later though when he rounded a corner and barreled into a student that was innocently putting his books away. The poor guy was smaller than the senior though so while Quill only stumbled in surprise, the other boy was sent straight to the ground and his books tumbled to the floor.
"Holy shit! I'm sorry!" He exclaims as he crouches down to help gather the strewn books. "I wasn't paying attention. My bad."
Quill looked over at his unfortunate victim to hand his belongings over and his heart skipped a beat. He found himself looking into the most beautifully colored eyes he had ever seen.
His eyes are gold.
The younger teen looked as if he were caught doing something naughty.
"The one time I don't pay attention to where I'm going." He jokes as he helps the teen to his feet and brushes him off. "Are you okay? I didn't hurt you, did I?"
It was a plausible concern. The other boy was much smaller than Quill, and somewhere in the back of his mind he wanted to roll him up in bubble wrap and protect him from the harsh, unforgiving world. He wore a sweater that had definitely seen some usage, tight jeans that very pleasantly hugged every bit of his legs that Quill made sure to take a look at the back when he could, and then had the tiniest cowlick in his hair that he almost reached out to try and fix. He resisted though since he was pretty sure that wouldn't be well received.
Not a single word passed the younger's lips. He only continued to stare and Quill began to wonder if the guy could speak at all. Maybe he was mute? Quill's concern grows as the other turns back toward his locker to fumble his books back into it, but just when he turns back and finally opens his mouth to possibly say something, Quill was distracted by golden eyes again. His brain to mouth filter failed spectacularly on him in the next moment.
"Damn. You have some really pretty eyes for a guy." He blurts.
The blush that grew rapidly on the younger's face was just the icing on the cake. Quill did manage to take a look at what tight jeans were accenting when the other teen had turned to put away his books, and the senior was given an eyeful of hot damn. The smaller teen opened and closed his mouth like a fish, and just as Quill was about to ask him if he was okay again, the younger shut his mouth so hard he could hear his teeth clack together, made the most adorable squeak...and then hauled ass. By the time the senior processed what had happened, the other boy was already halfway around the corner (and his attempt to call out to him was all for naught), and Quill was intrigued. Most students either flirted with him or looked at him with obvious disdain (usually the students that despised the popular kids even though Quill was nice to everyone.), but that student? He did neither.
It was refreshing.
Who was that guy and why had Quill never noticed him before? He liked to think that he knew all of the students (at least almost all of them), especially someone as cute as that guy was, but he didn't recognize him. Maybe he was new? A transfer student? No. Even transfer students got some attention even if it was just for a couple of days, and Quill hadn't heard anything about one.
The only explanation at the time was that he was a guy that just wanted to get through high school with as little drama as possible, and Quill couldn't say he could blame him. High school sucked sometimes. Cliques didn't help.
He would have to figure it out later. Right now he needed to get his wallet and meet up with his friends at the pizza parlor so he could eat and hang out before he was expected home. He had all weekend to ponder about the mystery teen and how the everloving fuck he's never seen him before. Quill sighs and finishes his trek to his locker to grab his wallet, and then jogs a little slower (so not to accidentally bulldoze anyone else down) out of the building and to the parking lot to his car. He tosses his bag into the passenger seat as he gets in and then drives away after buckling in and starting the car.
It was on the short drive to the pizza parlor that Quill wondered a little more about the walking visible tease...and what he was going to do about getting rid of the sadness that was lurking behind honey-gold eyes. Sadness and loneliness that even Quill couldn't have missed. It wasn't the normal kind of thing he saw around school either. It was a cry for attention from someone that didn't seem to want it in the first place.
Damn.
This guy was already a walking conundrum and Quill didn't even know his name.
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Are you more positive or a debbie downer?
Debbie Downer should be my name lol
What would you love to drink right now?
I’m drinking water rn, second mug in a row, my belly is going to explode
Is that an alcoholic drink or not?
it’s not this kind of water :P
Oh good. What would you love to eat right now?
I’m not hungry...
How many meals do you eat a day?
depends
Do you brush your tongue with your tooth brush?
sometimes
What are you favorite type of jeans?
I’d say skinny even tho I don’t wear jeans anymore ^^”
Do you eat your nails?
wait what swallow? ewww I don’t even bite them :o
Do you enjoy making or taking surveys?
taking them more
Name something that is blue that you like
Sadness from Inside out
Name something pink that you like
PYNK music video by Janelle Monae? XD
If you could have one more pet, what?
meh
If you could sleep next to a tame wild animal what?
woah
Would you rather have an owl or a snake?
both are cool
What would you name it?
Bowl for owl and for snake either Ksysio or Wonsz żmieja?
Do you eat the ice in your drink?
no
Have you ever been addicted to cigarettes?
I had one cigarette in my whole life but I still keep a package in my room :x
Which do you use more? Facebook or Instagram?
fb, I don’t care for insta
Do you watch beauty videos on You Tube?
nah
Do you like Star Wars?
love
What kind of surveys do you like the most?
interesting, not just YES or NO questions, I want to go deeper
Have you ever dropped something down the garbage disposal on accident?
omg luckily not
What CD would you never buy for yourself?
anything Justin Bieber for sure
Is sex a must in your life?
absolutely not
Would you rather be cute and ugly or hot and stupid?
cute and ugly? lmfao ok
Are you evil in any way?
everyone is, more or less
Would you rather be a clown or a garbage man?
can’t decide :D
Would you rather be a rockstar or a librarian?
librarian but rock star ain’t that bad of a choice ;)
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE?
again? I just got this question on ask today and that really made me anxious
Did you and your mum ever have a big fight that caused you to move out?
sigh...
Has the last person you kissed ever been to your house?
yep but not to my room as I’m super ashamed of it, it’s not what I really want, it’s more like a storage room for mine and my mom’s things, I wish I could move and out and do what I want instead of cleaning this mess just to have it ruined days after, not that I have money now to fix things the way I imagine my bedroom to be someday :(
Have you had a good day today or was yesterday better?
yesterday was better but today I got a T-shirt so that was a good moment
Do you have any plans for the upcoming weekend?
hospital
Could you date someone very attractive, but who thought they were better than everyone else?
blergh, r u kidding me?...
Do you always feel like you’re making mistakes?
constantly
Does anybody have a tattoo with your name on it?
not because of me but someone somewhere definitely has that name on them for another reason
How would you feel if you got the person you liked?
I'm in a relationship
Is there anyone who likes you?
it seems
If the last person you kissed saw you kissing someone else, would they be mad?
of course
What’s the first thing you heard this morning?
you mean a sound (doorbell) or words (I don’t remember)?
If you fell pregnant to the last person you kissed, what would you think?
not possible
Are you young or old?
young, at least according to my ID and being childish
Are there always other fish in the sea?
there are but maybe I don’t want them and/or they don’t want to be catched etc.
What can your tongue do?
pfft
Do chickens have feelings?
sorta
Do you think the body is the most beautiful thing that was ever made?
...
So how are you feeling today?
not good enough
Where is your sister right now?
don’t know nor care
What do you smell like?
it’s so hot, I smell like sweat and I can’t stand it but I can’t shower all day long
What colour is your mum’s hair?
grey
When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
last week
Do you like fire?
as an element of magic in fantasy movies
Does your mum vacuum early in the morning while you’re asleep?
she’s noisy in different ways
Does wearing glasses really make people look smart?
that’s a lame stereotype
Do your band-aids have cartoons on them?
they’re useless but one time I bought Moomin ones because I’ve been walking through the store and they fallen right under my feet and there was nobody around nor the shelf/aisle that they could come from so it was weird and I love Moomins so I took them home (I paid) and they’re probably stored somewhere
Have you ever kissed someone you shouldn’t have?
what do you mean?
Who’s the funniest drunk person you know?
my gf apparently - in a cute way - that’s surprising for a teetotalist like me
What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?
my tee came!
When was the last time you saw your father?
he just left for work and I was waving to him through the window which is our tradition
What if your partner went through your cellphone?
I have nothing to hide
Has anyone ever been with you while you were throwing up?
my parents and sister
Robert Downey Jr. — Bet you have a crush on him.
he’s handsome but I’d prefer to be him instead of having a crush on sex I’m not attracted to
What would you do if you were to get stuck on a ski lift overnight?
... freeze?
and pee myself
Have you ever received an anonymous gift?
one time when we were really poor that we couldn’t afford food someone left a package under our door, knocked and ran, bless this person whoever knew we have hard times :*
What kind of laugh do you have?
many kinds that happen randomly
Will you have a Valentine next year?
I have a bigger chance than any other year before
Macaroon or a cupcake?
cupcake
Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
hug my mom and my dad too
Are you currently waiting on someone to do something for you/to you?
kinda
Do you know anyone, personally, who is in an abusive relationship? Are you?
I’m not in an abusive relationship but I know those who are as it’s common and it’s really sad that ppl think only beating makes relationship toxic
Are you planning on going anywhere with someone, some time today?
I’ll stay home
Do you find your school to be loaded with hot guys or not so much?
I remember E.W. once said that we have a lot of elves around because LOTR movie had very ugly ones as we did in high school, I tried to find that pic someone posted back in the day but I failed, it was from the council from what I remember
Is there anyone you are currently trying to get out of trouble? Why?
mostly I just keep my eye on my father and my mother all the time because of covid (and not only because of it) if that counts
Are you plotting anything at the moment?
another chapter of the book?
Have you ever wanted your significant other to get rid of a friend?
because they were evil to them, it wasn’t about ME
If you have siblings, have they moved out or do they still live with you?
she moved out :3
Do you have a therapist?
no longer
Have you ever gotten a good grade in math class?
yeah, in middle school I was getting awesome grades in math class
What do you think of the last person you texted?
we’re dating
Have you ever gotten a bloody nose from snorting cocaine?
I’ve never done cocaine wtf
Do you post pictures were you look good but your friends look bad?
I ask them first
Are you friends with any of your exes?
me and one of my exes are together
Are you a whiskey person?
I’m a no alcohol person
Has anyone ever made fun of your taste in music?
tiny bit, wasn’t that bad
Have you ever overflown a bathtub?
I have not
Have you ever thrown food at a stranger in a movie theater?
not in a movie theater
Are you somewhat of a perfectionist?
somewhat
Do you like sour candy?
by Lady Gaga
not eat
Do you usually wear sunglasses when you’re driving?
but I don’t drive
Is there ever a time that you enjoy cold showers?
brrrr no way
Are you good at painting nails?
am not but it doesn’t matter
Are you good at filling silence in awkward situations?
doubt it
What word should you really probably remove from your vocabulary?
kurwa
Do you rip out the page if you make a mistake writing, or cross it out?
cross it out, if I ripped the page then there would be nothing left
Do you use a full length mirror daily?
we don’t own one
Can you walk in heels, or do you feel awkward in them?
I think they don’t match my style and they’re uncomfy in a long term
Mac or PC?
PC
Will you tell someone if there’s something in their teeth?
sorry but probably not
Do you ever actually make your bed?
when I have guests
Do you make an effort to eat healthy?
yup
The last time you kissed someone, what color of shirt were they wearing?
black, that’s easy
What’s something you want to purchase next time you’re at the mall?
food
If you had to choose between a million dollars or to be able to change a regret?
money because one regret won’t help me and even might make things worse
Are you taller than your mom?
almost 10 cm
What would you do if your best friend told you they were moving today?
my gf - break up
my dad - try to stop him or move out with him
You’re locked in a room with the person you last kissed, problems?
no problems
Do you have any ‘naughty’ photos on your phone?
0
Could you handle living with a male roommate?
my dad, no one else
What were you doing at 10:00 this morning?
waking up
Why aren’t you texting the last person you kissed?
who said we aren’t texting?
Do you think you’ll actually live a happy life with somebody?
don’t feed my paranoia
Connection between you and the last person who messaged you?
love
Where is your biological father right now?
bus/job already
Who else is in the room with you?
I’m alone
Water with ice or no ice?
no ice
Are you wrapped in a blanket?
too hot for that
Has anyone done anything nice for you today?
I’m thankful for all those nice things people do for me - big or small
The last time you hung out with your sibling(s), what did you do?
took a walk
Do you usually bring or buy a lunch for school?
bring
The last time you had sex, was it in their bed or yours?
their
How old were you when you figured out you were definitely straight, or bi, or whatever?
middle school was the beginning
Do you fit in at work or in school?
I was always an outcast
Have you ever looked in the mirror and thought, “Oh God, Ew.”?
99% of time
Have you ever cried at a real wedding?
nope
Is there someone you need to forgive?
*annoyed sound*
What’s your brother(s) / sister(s) names?
personal
Suppose you saw your crush/bf/gf kissing another girl/guy, what would you do?
why tho
What is your favorite color for bridesmaid dresses?
whatever bridesmaid wanna wear besides white
Do you have a secret crush right now?
it’s no secret
Do you know anyone who doesn’t want to have kids?
me
Would you rather visit Tokyo or Paris?
dunno
Do you think you would like living in New York or Chicago? Why or why not?
too overcrowded/loud etc.
Name 3 celebrities who are the same height as you.
Lady Gaga, Ellen Page, Reese Witherspoon
Are you happy with your height?
I’d like to be taller, not too much tho
Do you have big or small hands?
small
Have you been baptized?
I have been
Have you ever been abused in any way?
sadly
Do you like unicorns?
they’re fine
Is there one book you have read over and over again because it’s so good? if so, which is it?
I don’t reread books
Do you play games on your phone a lot?
recently I became obsessed with LOVE ISLAND game
Have you ever had to put out a kitchen fire?
my mom took care of it but it wasn’t a big deal tbh
Have you ever been kidnapped?
wut
Do you have anything glow in the dark in your room?
stars
Do you wear a scarf, if so, what does it look like?
not rn
Is there a video or computer game that you can get lost in for hours?
mhm but not too long
Do you get breadsticks with your pizza?
breadsticks and pizza? it’s like bread with bread - no thx
Did you ever have a waterbed?
I hate those
What toy from your childhood do you miss?
rubber toys?
Did you sleep in late today?
yes
When was the last time you were disappointed?
this day
Do you like listening to love songs?
I like a variety of music which includes love songs
In your group of friends, are you the smart one, athletic one, etc.?
funny mom friend... ok, fine, a dad because my puns are daddy jokes
Has any of your friends’ family ever yelled at you?
no but they said bad things about me behind my back
Did you ever watch the show Full House?
with my sister
What was the last thing that scared you?
how I feel physically
Do the librarians at your library know you by name?
they do
What ten people would you most likely bring on a roadtrip?
10 ppl?! shoot me...
Is there anything you’re really stressed out about right now?
health issues
What was the last thing that made you cry?
I’m about to cry...
What are the last three songs you listened to?
Crystal Castles - Suffocation
frnkiero andthe cellabration - neverenders
Major Lazer - Be Together (Feat. Wild Belle)
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Naughty or Nice: ch2
A/N: damn... definitely wasn’t expecting such a positive response from you guys on that first chapter, but i should have known, y’all never disappoint! hope you enjoy this one my lovely little sinners- i mean saints ;)
Bright lights, loud music, a roaring crowd- this was most definitely the best decision you’ve made in a really long time. To think that you’d get to experience this every single night, for weeks on end, it was absolutely surreal. Snapping photos of the boys playing their hearts out on stage only made you fall in love with them even more. You wanted to know everything about them, how they started the band, how they came up with all these crazy ideas, anything they’d have to offer. All of you met back at the tour bus after tear down and the two sweaty boys took turns taking showers while you began to download and backup all of the photos you had taken that night.
“What’d you think of the show?” Josh asked, sitting on the sofa beside you as the tour bus began rolling back onto the highway, water droplets still coating his skin from the shower.
“It was great!” you gushed. “God it was absolutely amazing. I mean, I’ve been to your shows before, but this was unreal to be that close up, especially at such a huge venue.”
“Ah I remember playing at yours,” Tyler nodded. “Cool place. The fans are always super creative. I remember we got this huge painting from one of them there last year. They’re talented kids.”
“I’m going to go turn in for the night. I’m absolutely exhausted. You guys have a nice chat though,” Josh sighed, getting up and waving you both off as he disappeared into the bunkers. “You should get to know y/n a little better Ty, I bet she’s pretty rad.”
“Whatever,” you laughed.
“Well I guess he’s right. Seeing as you’re keeping some dirty little secret, aren’t you?” Tyler raised an eyebrow.
“Oh stop it!” you rolled your eyes. “I can’t even believe you’d remember that.”
“How can I not?” Tyler argued. “I’m just naturally inquisitive.”
“How about you guess and then I’ll tell you if you’re right or wrong,” you quipped, seeing as you could almost guarantee they’d never in a million years get either of the two right.
“Do you pee in the shower?” he questioned and you narrowed your eyes.
“Dude, everyone pees in the shower,” you scowl. “Just like everyone picks their nose and masturbates.”
“Right, right,” Tyler chuckled, sitting down on the sofa beside you and taking what had been Josh’s seat prior to him leaving for bed. “Hmm, let me think for a second.”
“Take your time,” you insisted, setting your laptop and camera aside to face him. “We have all night.”
“Do we now?” he smirked, making your insides squirm. He was kind of hot you had to admit. Especially with all of his tattoos and him coming out of the shower shirtless. So much for keeping things professional. He sighed, putting his hand up to his chin in a thoughtful position, and you could only imagine the dirtiest of fantasies as you gaze lingered over his knuckles and veins and fingertips. Fuck, it was getting late, wasn’t it? That’s when your naughty side always came out. You swallowed awkwardly, trying to keep your composure.
“You don’t even have a relative idea?” you tilted your head to the side. “Now come on Tyjo, you’re better than this.”
“Tyjo?” he tugged his lips into a surprised smile. “Cute you keep up with the nicknames.”
“I heard a fan scream it out at the show tonight, thought it was cute,” you shrugged, unable to hide the blush that rose to your cheeks. “I think Josh’s is Jishwa if I’m right?”
“Mhmm…” he affirmed.
“Extremely cute,” you winked, making him smile wider.
“Alright stop distracting me,” he teased. “I need to come up with some good guesses. Are you secretly an over obsessive fan or something?”
“You wish,” you chuckled. “Nah sorry. Just a casual listener.”
“Do you have some sort of amputation you’re hiding?” he wondered.
“Nope, got all my limbs,” you shook your head.
“Are you a serial killer?” he asked.
“Not yet,” you joked.
“Maybe I’m the serial killer,” he challenged, evil glint in his eyes.
“Oh yeah?” you laughed. “What? Are you going to choke me to death on the sofa?”
“If you’re into that,” he winked, making your heart skip a beat.
“Maybe I am,” you replied way too quickly for your liking, having him raise both of his eyebrows.
“Yeah?” he verified. “You’re a kinky one?”
“Tyler,” your voice took on a warning tone but you could already feel your palms begin to sweat. Even though you were both just playing around and joking, technically, half of your secret was out.
“I never said I was or wasn’t a serial killer,” he shrugged, naughty smile on his face. “Or a kinky person myself.”
“Ah!” you dished it right back. “So you are too.”
“Never verified,” he smirked. “However, you just did.”
Your entire face went completely red. “Wait Tyler no-” you panicked, your heart racing.
“Nope, you just told me,” he chuckled. “God, is that really what you were so afraid about us finding out?”
“Ty,” you felt your body shaking. You were so fucking stupid. How could you let him already know? Might as well throw professionalism out the window at this point. Might as well resign on the first night. You wanted to crawl into a hole and die.
“It’s not that big of a deal,” he laughed. “Dude, I’m pretty sure anyone would be turned on by a little bondage.”
“Woah, I said nothing about bondage,” you insisted, his laughter and carefree attitude putting you at ease.
“Not yet,” he chuckled. “God, are you for real about all of this? Or is it just a ruse?”
Part of you just wanted to save your ass and tell him yeah, you were keeping up with the joke just to be funny or whatever, but another part of you wanted to know what his reaction would be. Much less, if he’d ever act on it. Instead you just stared at him blinking, unsure of what to say.
“I know a way we can find out,” he suddenly came to the realization, simper on his face growing wider as he reached his hand out to wrap around your throat, you staring at him wide eyed, involuntarily parting your lips and tilting your head back to give him full access, closing your eyes and sighing as he tightened his fingers around you, then released the grip after several seconds and pulled away, smiling ear to ear. “Well ladies and gentlemen I think we have an answer.”
“Tyler…” you drew in a shaky inhale, trying to catch your breath, staring at him still, mesmerized. “We can’t- you can’t- this isn’t-”
“What?” he cocked his head to the side, frowning slightly. “We can’t have a little bit of fun, doll?”
“Ty-” the nickname made you weak and he could tell, chuckling to himself.
“Come on baby,” he put a hand on your thigh, looking into your eyes. “You can’t have possibly just confessed that to me for no reason, I know a flirt when I see one.”
“Okay maybe but-”
“Another confession,” he hummed. “Well here’s one from me for once, yes. I am into that kind of stuff too. In fact, particularly interested and into you.”
“Tyler,” you warned but he just began to run his hand up and down your leg.
“What? You can always tell me to stop you know,” he reminded. “But that’s the thing, you want this.”
“Yeah, I do,” you looked away, shy. “But I’m not allowed, what about Josh?”
“Josh doesn’t have to know,” Tyler offered. “This can just be our little secret, you know?”
“That’s the thing,” you suddenly came up with an idea in your mind, smirking yourself. “You only know half it yourself.”
“Woah, woah, woah, wait. Half?” Tyler stares at you, withdrawing his hand, shocked. “There’s another half? You’ve got more tricks up your sleeve? Hold up, you’ve got to tell me the other half! Are you like paid for this kind of shit or are you some sort of porn actress or something?”
“You’ll never know,” you shrugged teasingly. “I’m not telling you. And even if you guess, I’m still not going to. Because you only know one part, and you know who I’m going to tell the other to?”
“Don’t you dare say Josh,” Tyler warns. “Y/n no way- come on, I thought we were bonding and really getting to know each other and stuff.”
“Nope, decision made final,” you grinned. “You know this little dirty part of me, and Josh gets to know the other part you’ll never figure out.”
“Not fair!” Tyler whined. “Hey, I thought this was like our moment of becoming close friends and stuff.”
“I’m not going to be friends with benefits with you Tyler Joseph,” you narrowed your eyes. “You either date me and fuck me right or not at all. I’m a slut, but I’m not a whore.”
“Goddamn,” he drew his lower lip between his teeth and stared at you with half lidded eyes. “You’re being serious right now?”
“Depends if you want to be,” you offered. “But Josh gets to know the other half. This is all I’m giving you.”
“You’re giving me plenty,” Tyler sighs. “I can’t imagine there’s more.”
“Well there is,” you remind.
“Damn,” Tyler sighs, watching as you cover your mouth as you yawn, then flutter open your sleepy eyes to chuckle at him.
“I’m turning in for the night, I’ll catch up with you later,” you decide, caressing his arm before getting up and leaving, him reaching out to grab your wrist.
“Wait,” he stops you. “Just so we’re clear, this is like, not just a benefits thing. I really dig you, y/n. Truly. I want to get to know you more.”
“Me too, Joseph,” you smile as he lets go of your wrist, staring at you with fascination. “So looks like this will work out perfectly for the both of us.”
“Sick,” Tyler gives a boyish laugh, almost in disbelief that this was really happening.
“Goodnight Ty. Get some rest, yeah?” you tell him, blowing a soft kiss.
“Will do,” he promises. “And sweet dreams to you too, y/n. I’ll see you tomorrow.”
Tucking yourself into your covers, you close your eyes, thinking of what you’ve just disclosed to him. Years of trying to keep it a secret from people, chatting through long distance relationships online about your dirty fantasies, constantly trying to seek out someone with similar interests, and then of all places, you just happen to get stuck on a tour bus with a fairly attractive man who just so happens to claim to be as kinky are you are. It couldn’t possibly be a mere coincidence. This had to be fate. And if you played your cards right, deliberately, cautiously, and decisively, you just might miraculously find the other piece to complete your puzzle in the exact same place as the first.
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New Life *Part Two* (Mark Tuan Series)
Hey guys! I’m going to queue up the next three sections in case my internet goes out again but, while I can’t post, I can still talk to and message you guys so please, feel free to reach out to me! I love talking to you guys! I just really want to know what you guys think. Lets continue, shall we?
Description: Kyon Minjee has moved away from away from her hometown to attend college with her childhood best friend, Kunpi- sorry, BamBam. This is meant to be a fresh start after some less than savory years in college and everything seems to be going well with her new friends and the hot neighbor that lives across the hall, but she’s not the only one who moved here. Hwa Minki has also moved in and seems to set on reminding his ex-girlfriend exactly why she left him.
Kyon Minjee's POV:
"Operation get Minjee a date with her hot neighbor is a go!" BamBam claps his hands excitedly.
"Definitely not. This is operation apologize to my neighbor for being loud last night. It's not even an operation, really," It's hard for me not to roll my eyes at BamBam's antics.
"Are you sure you don't want me to go with you? He could be a serial killer or something," I shoot him a dirty look," Okay, you're right. He's much to sexy to be a serial killer."
"Aren't you straight?" I give him a weird look as I get into his car. I ordered a pizza as an apology to Mark and his roommate for how loud we were last night.
"1. I swing both ways. 2. I appreciate a sexy man when I see one," BamBam corrects me as he makes the short drive to the pizza place.
"I forget that sometimes since you don't usually date," He opens my door for me and we quickly pick up the pizza before resuming our conversation.
"I have my kitten. Who needs a date?" He teases, squeezing my hand.
""What if I start dating?" I question, the pizza warming my lap.
"Then I'll either find a date or find a new best friend, depending on the situation," BamBam glances at me out of the corner of my eye. He pulls into the parking lot of my apartment.
"Bam, I"m not going anywhere. I will never leave you again," I whisper, staring at the pizza box in my lap.
There was a six month time period, during junior year, where BamBam and I couldn't even look at each other. I was in a... less than savory relationship with Hwa Minki and it nearly ruined me. I didn't care about school, or family, or friends. All that matter was Minki... until the night he broke me. I showed up at BamBam's door at three in the morning sobbing and barely able to walk.
He stayed by my side and took care of me. My best friend forgave me and protected me. I'm not entirely sure I would be alive today without him. He's like a warm security blanket for me and I came to rely on him. Sometimes, I have nightmares so bad that I can't go back to sleep. I used to call him when that happened, pulling him away from everything else to attend to me. I was selfish with how I treated BamBam. I can't do that anymore. I have to be able to stand on my own two feet and let BamBam live his life.
"I can watch watch you happy with someone who cares about you, but I cannot watch you break yourself again. That moment haunts my nightmares, baby," His voice is barely above a whisper. We usually avoid this topic as it's painful for both of us, but that text brought everything back to the surface. We can't continue to hide from the reality of that night and one day, I will tell him what actually happened that night. I just... can't let him be hurt again.
"I will never put myself in that situation again. You know I wouldn't. I'll see you late, Yeobo," I kiss the back of his hand and wave goodbye as he drives awake.
I can feel my nerves building as I climb the stairs. What if this looks weird? I mean, I do have to live across the hall from him for who knows how long. Maybe, I should knock and leave it on the door mat? I mentally slap myself. It's no big deal really. I sigh and knock on the door. The other guy, I think his name was Jackson, answer the door. He gives me a weird look.
"Mark, did, you order a pizza?" Jackson's voice echoes throughout the apartment.
"What? No!" Footsteps approach us and the door opens wide," Oh, hey."
"Here. I wanted to apologize for how loud we were last night. I figured that food would be the best way to do that. It's just a cheese one since I didn't know what you'd want," I can tell that I'm babbling so I finally just stop myself. A warm smile breaks across Mark's face.
"I really can't take this. I should be apologizing to you because I was a little cranky yesterday," Mark bites his full bottom lip, drawing my attention to it.
"If you don't take the pizza, I will literally punch you Mark," Jackson grumbles.
"Fine here," He takes the pizza and hands it to Jackson," I realized that I haven't introduced myself. My name is Mark Tuan and that's my troublesome roommate, Jackson Wang."
"I'm Kyon Minjee," I smile and bow," It's nice to meet you."
Jackson is shorter than Mark with a muscular build. His sculpted arms are easily viewable through the sleeves of his tank top. His laugh echoes throughout the apartment as he watches some comedy show on the television.
"Would you like to come in and eat with us?" Mark bites his lip again.
"I... um... sure," I say finally. I join them for dinner and learn a lot about the two of them. Mark and Jackson are both foreign. America and Hong Kong. They are both athletes but Jackson is a fencer and Mark is a dancer. They're both Sophomores.
"I should probably go. It's getting late," I say softly, glancing at the time on my phone. Jackson is in a food coma on the couch.
"I'll see you later?" Mark asks quietly, running a hand through his hair.
"Of course! I'll invite you guys next time we cook," I grin at him before, quietly walking to the door," Good night!"
"Good night," Mark replies, getting up and nudging Jackson with his foot," Get up and go to your own bed."
It's only a few steps from the Mark's door to my own. As I'm trying to unlock my door, something slams into my back, causing me to give a strangled cry. My face is pressed to the wall next to my door and my keys have fallen somewhere I can't see. I struggle to push myself away from the wall but my attacker proves that they are stronger than me by easily holding me in place.
"Hello, princess," The word is sneered as I continue to struggle to free myself," Leaving another man's apartment at this hour? Naughty girl. I thought the princess liked to stay locked in her tour."
"Hwa Minki, let me go," I say through gritted teeth.
"So cold, princess," His voice is sickeningly sweet and makes me sick to my stomach.
"You don't deserve to be referred to casually," I growl.
"You've been ignoring me, princess," He growls, turning me to face him as his hand closes around my throat. I struggle to free myself.
"Minjee?" A quiet voice asks from behind Minki.
"Seems like you get protectors everywhere you go, princess. First, it was your stupid follower and now this guy? You won't always have friends princess," Minki tightens his hold for a fraction of a second and then he's gone. Mark catches me before I hit the floor.
"Are you okay, Minjee?" I can hear the worry in his voice but only faintly. My head is spinning and I can feel the panic setting in.
"I just... need BamBam," My entire body is shaking as I search for my phone, unable to focus. I finally find it and hit my speed dial.
"Minjee? Are you okay? What's wrong?" BamBam's voice is panicked.
"Bam... Minki... need you," My breathe leaves me in pants and I can't focus. My vision keeps tunneling. Everything around me feels suffocating. I can't hear BamBam's response. Mark rubs my back soothingly.
"Come here," He says gently, leaning against the wall and pulling me into his lap. My head rests on his collarbone as he strokes my hair. My shaking slowly starts to subside as he consistently holds me, never faltering. A wave of drowsiness hits me and I can feel the darkness taking me as Mark's soothing presence continues to wrap around me.
The third section is going to touch on some touchy topics but it shows so much of BamBam and Minjee’s friendship and I love it.
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