#des-iderate

[parcoeurs]

hehe 💌

i love that u r kiki's owner goodnight.

jk jk first and foremost i love that you are a genius nba expert. not everyone gets the nuance and beauty of absolutely obscure bench warmer/star pairings but u do!!! i genuinely think you're one of the funniest people on the internet not everyone has the privilege to follow your twitter but it truly cracks me up whenever i go on that hell app. i LOVE how much you also love cats why am i getting emotional nat in another universe we are two cats that are sitting together in a sunny spot watching cat basketball! i love that you are probably one of three people who understand my deep cut nba twit memes when i reference them.

will always associate cats with you... not everyone understands them like us i fear. jakob/pascal r.i.p FOR THE SECOND TIME FML. also a certain formula 1 driver who i do not care for but i know and trust you understand him better than anyone.

mutuals send me a 💌 and i'll tell u one thing i love about u and one thing i associate with u!

AND BEFORE U SAY ANYTHING, CAT TAX INCLUDED BELOW

hi

#des-iderate #asks

[fullwets]

EEK ok ok mando + apple

apologies for? hockey brain?

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Playing with Lando is electric.

Max has been joking with him on and off that if coach hadn't moved Max up to his line during camp, Max wouldn't have been half as impressive without Lando there to make him look good.

Like this right now, Lando carrying the puck all the way down the ice, nearly making Stroll fall on his ass trying to defend him, and then saucing it across to Max at just the right time for him to tap it back, bank it off Lando's tape and straight into the back of the net. God, he loves this kid.

"Nice fuckin' apple, baby!" Lando screams as he crashes into Max, "Let's go!"

#the REAL horror story of our generation: canadian accent lando norris #des-iderate #my fic #4x4

[p1tstop]

🌼

#des-iderate #ask game #nat 💛💛💛 #this feels like going through bookstores on a rainy day #and i feel like we’d do that and have great time

[lewdo]

OH NO i was like “gotta remember to wish shona happy bday. gotta remember. bday. shona” and then uhhh it’s definitely not your birthday anymore where you are and it barely is where i am (1130pm) but… HAPPY BIRTHDAY! hope u have a year full of lewdo supremacy and other joys <3

ahhh thank you nat!! dw you’re just helping prolong my birthday celebrations!!

#des-iderate #ask #shonas bday

[formulaonedirection]

Girl under blanket insists she is not asleep she is "resting"

#tumblr user des-iderate is a stinking liar

[holysalamy]

Tengo planeado hacer una serie de dibujos edición. Sp ider man into te belly verse, y usar todos los en situaciones de stuffing y vore porque ando muy Horny estos días

#fat spiderman #fat art #fatwip #fatnoirwip

[heynowisavedyouright]

swagdoons. ideas? /nf

intere$ting point . $mall ca$t thriller $tory where the main character wake$ up with amne$ia and trie$ to figure out if thi$ per$on who $eem$ to know him intimately i$ hi$ $alvation or the rea$on he$ in thi$ condition ( moritat . <- he i$ talking about moritat au $wagdoon$ ) either work$ a$ the amne$iac protagoni$t tbh . they de$erve each other

al$o one ive been thinking about i$ ... if your brain i$ fucked up enough when watching red$ pov of out$ider$ what youll notice i$ the admin that check$ in to fix red breaking a lore prop i$ named a$h . funnily enough . o!red and $TARR official a$h or what the name of that thing wa$

#swagdoons #hi ^^ i know what you are meme #feltixanswers #halcyon handle

[baku2017]

Nowins will choke. he will not get p4 in the drivers championship and he will let aston martin pass mclaren again for p4 in the constructors championship. he is meant to be the more experienced driver but he bottled so many opportunities this year. there will be nobody else to blame for his failures. he let himself and his team down. it is time for him to take some blame.

@des-iderate can i have a picture of your cat ?

#feeling very why would you sent us a narnia blog this #anti lando

[parcoeurs]

for @des-iderate ONLY but i suppose the rest of u can look too

[m0m0-is-a-kitty]

Oficially posting my first drawing!! I drew a sad Van Gogh from Clone High, where he seems really anxious and scared. I have a headcanon where the pink bunny stuffy is his confort item <33 // Oficialmente postando meu primeiro desenho!! Desenhei um triste Van Gogh de Clone High, onde ele parece estar bem ansioso e assustado. Tenho um headcanon onde a pelúcia do coelhinho rosa é seu item de conforto <33

I got it from this drawing i saw not so long ago (idk who is the artist, i'm sorry) (ider if this bunny was used in an episode, i think i'm having a déjà vu :P) // Eu o peguei desse desenho que eu vi não faz mt tempo (eu n sei qm é o artista, dscp) (nem lembro se esse coelhinho foi usado em um episódio, acho q estou tendo um déjà vu :P)

#clone high #art #clone high van gogh #clone high fanart #fanart #sad stuff #headcanon #clone high headcanons

[fewtrell]

thanks beloveds @gxtzeizm @doohanok @bright-and-burning @des-iderate for tagging me to make a tree!<3

i feel like everybody already got tagged/did this but im tagging @mosalahd @carlando @glasscushion @cityprix @piastrisms @heck @lewdo @eightyones @monacobasedgirldad :]

[lewdo]

and now you have the second most iconic and canon url!!!!

truly! who doesn’t love lewdo

#ask #des-iderate

[formulaonedirection]

whoops sorry she’s in your way again

and now he is too, sorry, just watch where you step!

Omg my path is so congested today, the traffic update from the NYT is so crucial........Kiki's making a huge shape I might have to go around I don't think it's safe to step over we don't want to accidentally cause any injuries! Ollie is making a perfect stepping over shape tho what a good boy. I love my morning obstacle course it keeps me sharp thank you so much

#i like that they're contrasting colours it adds to my enrichment #are dogs colourblind i think that's a thing #3 flu-ey hugs to 3 cute members of the des-iderate household ☺️ #kiki #no ollie tag cause you stole this dog for clout

[rosyjuly]

i was tagged by @milflewis and @thelittlebirdthatkeptsomanywarm to post the first sentences of my wips, thank you!!

here's everything that has a chance to be picked up again -- all of these are super rough first drafts.

George has collapsed onto the bed, his long thighs trembling minutely.

Mick can’t sleep.

The negotiations between the two councils are still ongoing, of course – revised trade ways, access to the river.

By Sunday night, everyone is pleasantly tired and comfortable with each other.

It’s a perfectly unsuspecting late morning when the security gate bell rings.

aaaaand i'll tag @prettydangrotten @janinaduszejko @boxboxlewis @antimonyandthyme and @des-iderate, but no pressure of course :)

#fic things #tag games

[scenetocause]

totally forgot I got tagged by @freeuselandonorris to do this

Imagine you're a racing driver, what would be the top ten songs on your pre-race playlist? Go wild and tag as many people as you want.

groove armada - paper romance spinnerette - driving song mary j blige - real love dua lipa - houdini the pom poms - i was on the news prospa - want love need baby d - let me be your fantasy angel haze - new york jazmine sullivan - dream big artful dodger/romina johnson - movin too fast

idk who has done this yet so i am gonna tag @thetwelfthcrow and @des-iderate