Last year Goa trip pics of wife 👙
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this adorable little girl in my society who basically thinks im the only valid person in the world saw me say 'bhak bahinchod' to my bsf and she just stared at me. for ten seconds.
and i was frantically like, 'okay beta dont ever say that infront of your parents, its ok if you say it to a stranger, but never infront of your parents."
'is it a bad word?'
"yes. its a very bad word."
"so i can say it to a stranger who is being annoying?'
"um. yeah sure why not."
"but mummy will scold me if i say it infront of her?"
"yes, and papa will too."
"ok. was jai bhaiya irritating you? is that why you told him that?'
'yeah, hes very annoying, i say this to him a lot."
"bhaiya you dont get offended?'
"no, because she's a bhaichod'
FUCK YOU JAI. FUCK YOU. YOU DO NOT KNOW THE DAMAGE CONTROL I HAD TO DO.
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If any desi wants some casual fun I'm here 🥲👀✨🌚🔥
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Virat bhai ne kaha tha my delulu is the only solulu toh bas ab hum wahi karenge
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wtf is thisi did not sign up for this😭😭😭
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Pehle I used to think saying 'budday' is kinda cringe, but now I only say budday🥹
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this is the fourth time my brother has accidentally set the kitchen on fire while listening to adele
SHUBHAM RAKESH WHEN WILL YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT YOU CANNOT COOK ANYTHING MORE COMPLICATED THAN CHAI OR MAGGI JUST LEAVE IT TO ME YAAR
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Birthday evening exits
Friend: "Bhai party to banti hain!"
Le me: "Le bhai tu gand marle party ka naam mat le!"
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you know that line "i crumble completely you when you cry" from 505, i got a desi version of it "meri gaand fat jaati hai jab tum emotional hoti ho" and i think it's only valid. like dude, how dare you make me cri?
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