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The Real Thing: EXTRA Pt.2! “Villain Edition”

VILLAIN DILDOSSS WWOOHHOOOO~!!!! Sorry for the long wait but it’s finally here~ Also this is definitely not all the villains I’m doing--I had more in mind. SORRY FOR THE LONG POST. IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 SCROLL PAST!!!!

Warning: Lemon Headcanons and long post bc Tumblr won't let me have a "Keep Reading" option and color on the same post.

The recent visits you've been paying to Xrotica haven't gone unnoticed. Skipping out the door and leaving with your newest purchase, you were suddenly pulled into the back alley. Scared and shocked, you look up to the hooded figure who was currently grabbing your shoulders. "I'm not going to hurt you." Their scratchy voice echoes throughout the hollow space you were in.

Releasing the hold they had on you, they back off and you squint your eyes trying to get a good look at who was currently in front of you. Tilting your head, you frown in not being able to identify the person, the oversized hood covering their face.

"Who are you?" You ask, adjusting the grip you had on your purchase and crossing your arms over your chest. The figure raises a gloved hand and scratches behind their hood. "That's not important, princess. However, what is important is the fact that we need your help. We have been watching you...test...these toys out and see that you come here often. There's another place that sells items like this and I just thought you would like to check that place out too."

'We?'

"Wait. Watching me test them?" You point a finger at the figure accusingly. "That's impossible." I lock the doors and the windows are always closed...sometimes. And my floor is high up.

Gloved hands come up in defense. "I'm just here to give you the address." A piece of paper was abruptly shoved in your hands as the figure bolted to the end of the alley before turning back around to you one more time. "See you soon, princess."

Confused, you look down at the paper with the address and name scribbled at the top. Sinsation?

~*~*~*~*

By the time you arrived at the location, the sun had set and you realized just what part of town you were in. Stray buildings were abandoned while others were run down and the street lamps flickered ominously. Lone people wandered the street and it was nowhere near as lively as where you were. Maybe its the time of day?

Hesitantly, you walk up to Sinsation, a sudden strange feeling of excitement bubbling in the pit of your stomach. The situation you were randomly placed in felt wrong but felt so right at the same time. With the mischievous and scandalous tingle running up and down your spine, you grab the handle and swing open the door, a devious smirk forming at your lips.

"Welcome to the sinners, princess."

~*~*~*~*

Shigaraki

What it looks like: It's a...hand mold? Pale blue in color and it ends just past the wrist with a yellow rectangle shaped box as the base. The hand has prominent veins that stick out and the knuckles are prominent as well.

How big: The size of a human hand. Although, it does go a little past the wrist so you can hold onto it so it's about 6 inches

How it feels: You can bend the fingers however you want. This, of course, means you can add as many as you want and for the more daring people: make it into a fist. The knuckles and veins feel so realistic rubbing along your walls--it'll just make you want to add more.

Advertised as: "Now you'll be the one calling him father!"

What he thinks: He does not have TIME for this. He's busy working on the next plan and...really? A fucking hand? And to make fun of father like that?! The L.O.V. had their laughs and jokes and Shigaraki was fed up. Oh if he finds out you have one...you better watch out. "I'll be the one laughing when I'm finished with you."

→ Dabi: "At least they can use all five of your fingers."

→ Shigaraki: "You son of a-" *lunges at him*

→ Dabi: *raises a hand to attack back while smirking*

→ Kurogiri: *uses his warp gate to separate them* "No."

Dabi

What it looks like: From tip to the beginning of the base, it's all a deep purple shade, representing the color of his scars. The base, however, is completely black. His toy is full of deep ridges the run up and down the shaft, leaving the tip the only part untouched. However, just where the hole it, there is an indentation of a ringed piercing that comes out and goes back in under the tip. In fact, the manufacturers placed multiple indentations of piercings on the toy.

How big: In total, the toy is 7 inches.

How it feels: The toy is curved up towards the g-spot and with the help of the piercing indentation, it'll have you finishing in no time. Plus, the ridges on the shaft are so deeply indicated. Also, strange enough, the more you play with it, it heats up and gets unusually warm...kinda like one you already have...

Advertised as: "The only cremating you'll want him to do is inside of you!"

What he thinks: He's amused. When he first heard about it, he smirked and leaned back in his seat to process this information. "Hey princess, want to see what real piercings feel like?"

→ Shigaraki: "Oh sure. Give him a normal one."

→ Dabi: "Piercings aren't that normal."

→ Shigaraki: "So that part is real?"

→ Dabi: *no comment*

Twice

What it looks like: Because of his split personality, the manufactures thought it would be a good idea if it's a double ended dildo. Half is black and the other half is gray. The black side has fewer veins but is girthier, while the gray side is smaller in girth but has prominent veins. Each side has its perks and you'll have a hard time deciding which one you want.

How big: In total, it's about 13 inches so it has to be longer than usual so you can bend it and use it on yourself if you want.

How it feels: Since it is a double ended dildo, you have a few ways to use this. You can use this with someone else to spice up things in the bedroom, or you can use both ends yourself. Each end is different so you can experiment and find out which you prefer and are comfortable with.

Advertised as: "His split personality won't be the only thing you wish was split!"

What he thinks: He's ecstatic. Also, times like this, he wishes he could actually have another copy of himself so he can help you live out your fantasy. Since that's not possible, he will do everything in his power to make up for it. But first: "C'mon princess...show me how you use it. Put on a show for me."

→ Dabi: *whistles* "That's intense."

→ Kurogiri: "Wow Twice..."

→ Shigaraki: "Seriously...what the hell?"

Nomu

What it looks like: Out of all the villain toys, this one is definitely the top biggest. In fact, it rivals All Might's. This toy was created with the mind that every Nomu is different but very powerful and...big. It's a pale-grayish color dildo with a thick shaft that leads into a light pink base that has the resemblant texture of a brain. From the tip, there's a bulge that protrudes and the veins on the sides are thick. However, this isn't just an ordinary dildo. At the bottom of the base, there is a tube that sticks out from the center of the toy where you attach a syringe. That's right...a cum tube. The toy comes with a white bottle of lube that resembles cum.

How big: You need to have the patience for this one but it'll be worth it. In total, it's 10 inches.

How it feels: With how big this thing is, the cum tube and lube will make things easier. And oh god...when you get into it and imagine its huge hands wrapping around you and impaling you on its cock--it'll bring you close to the edge so just when you're about to cum, you scramble for the syringe and press on it, filling yourself up and pushing yourself over the edge.

Advertised as: "You'll be senseless by the time he fills you up!"

What they think: They don't think...so I'm not entirely sure if they know. The high-end Nomu's might have an idea of what's going on and become intrigued. Be warned: once they get into it with you, they're not going to be easy to stop. In case you haven't realized, they have a lot of stamina.

→ Nomu: *stares at you wantonly*

→ You: *wagging your finger seductively in a come-here motion* "Come here, big guy."

→ Nomu: *stalks towards you with a small strand of drool escaping its mouth and lets out a growl*

Overhaul

What it looks like: Yeah...he has anal beads dedicated to him. The beads are black with gold and purple flecks of gold in it. The beads start out small, and the more you take, the bigger they become.

How big: The beads are about 8 inches long with the biggest sphere being 2 inches in width.

How it feels: Since it's because the deeper you take the beads the bigger they get, it'll make you feel full in no time. This was designed specifically so it can leave you wanting more. Once you place all of them in, pulling them out slowly and the feeling of being emptied will have you panting.

Advertised as: "You'll be wanting him to disassemble you!"

What he thinks: Are you fucking kidding? Anal beads? He's disgusted. Being the germaphobe he is, he can't imagine someone finding pleasure out of that. But you do and when he finds out..."Looks like I have to thoroughly clean you up."

→ Dabi: *lets out a low whistle* "Tough luck."

→ Chisaki: "You're an asshole."

→ Dabi: "Actually...that sounds like a you problem."

→ Chisaki: * angrily chases after a cackling Dabi*

OTHERS:

Original

All Might

Iida, Aizawa, Present Mic

Gang Orca

Cellophane, Tentacole

Shindo

Tsukuyomi

Suneater

Stain

Fatgum, Tiger

Endeavor

Vlad King

Phantom Thief

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