#despactio

[sultryandc0rpselike]

whoever said 99 lift balloons was germany’s despacito should KILL THEMSELVES!!!!

#how can you even compare the two like are you dumbbbbbb #despactio was a justin bieber song that #used spanish as a marketing gimmick essentially #99 luftballons is an anti war song that got translated into english #despacito was such a shit forgettable song that it became a meme #fuck youuu

[gorillageek27]

Bucky: *crying*

John: man this is really sad. Ava play despactio

Ava: *pulls out the iPad mini*

#marvel #mcu #bucky barnes #john walker #us agent #ava starr #ghost #thunderbolts

[nasuversekinkmeme]

cernpriestess (or baobhan) allowing (aka. FORCING) despactio knight Tristan to be a cernpriest. Chaos ensures.

#prompt #anonymous #fgo #baobhan sith #tristan

[mulderscully]

nothing pisses me AWF more than the justin beiber version of despactio get that mf off my song

[godsweakestsoldier]

Helping you procrastinate 😌

5, 9, 11, 19 for the eoy

Thank god for helping me procrastinate, thank you friend <3

5. TV show of the year?

There's two ways to take this and why not do both. In general, I think we all know the TV show of the year would be Warrior Nun (2020-2022). Mainly because I did watch that most frequently and for obvious reasons. However, I don't watch that much television but from shows released this year it would be the Blue Eye Samurai (2023-). I cannot begin to explain how much I loved this show from the story to the art style. It just fits so much of my niches and, it was one of the few that I binged in a weekend. Plus I like seeing some of y'all get into it.

9. Best month for you this year?

May or September. May because I had gotten done with a rather intensive period in my life, and I had a much needed break. However, September was like stupidly long for me but I did start talking with someone and that (and her) are really cool. So it's kinda up in the air ykwim.

11. Something you want to do again next year?

Meet up with the friends again and it looks like everything may line up. Something about seeing good friends that you haven't seen in a while. You know who you are and that's where we will put that (Alexa play Despactio).

19. What're you excited about for next year?

I am excited for the concept of the next year. That we are able to be and exist in the same place, getting to wake up everyday. Yes you have this idea of a new start and in a way yes that's what I'm excited for. I'm excited for the opportunities or like things to happen. Excited for the wonderful and bad times and hoping it'll be slightly better than this one. Getting to develop all the relationships and make new ones. I don't know, I'm starting to sound like Cas so I'll stop but yeah. I'm excited for the idea of next year.

#You have no idea how happy I am to procrastinating writing #thank you dan #I hope this makes sense #asks #bratthewurst

[quinloki]

/ Me look up the lyrics to Despactio and finally learning what they're saying /

(I thought people played it when they were sad cause it was a song about being happy)

#quin muses #it's on my Marco playlist now.

[faithshouseofchaos]

Why is any Hispanic type of music so dirty but so good 😩😩😩

Ps I only just learned the English lyrics for Despactio or (slowly for those who didn’t know)

[livebloggingfrommegahell]

can't have shit in detroit

*absolutely heartbreakingn*

*Alexa Play despactio*

[livelaughlovefootball]

merci beaucoup @shit-garbage

five songs i have been actually listening to???

despactio by luis fonsi and daddy yankee

imposible by luis fonsi and ozuna

quevedo: bzrp music sessions, vol. 52 by bizarrap and quevedo

out of my league by fitz and the tantrums

nota de amor by wisin, carlos vives, and daddy yankee

I will tag @barcagirly <3

#and by the way no i do not speak spanish #i like listening to music in spanish #i dont know what they're saying and lets leave it that way #i literally just went on my spotify top tracks for the month so this is completely honest right here

[kuroosdarling]

story time lmfao

so i messed up my car hehe (im okay tho) so i had to get a tow. i’ve never been in a towtruck before and i was nervous bc like it’s just some guy type beat ?? idk i was sketched 😭 ANYWAY when im nervous i don’t stfu so i was just chatting with him and he has a killer sound system so he asked me what song i wanna play and i said despactio 🧍🏻‍♀️PLS WHY WAS THAT MY GO TO 😭 i haven’t even listened to it in foreve </3 mortified but tbh it was a vibe

#just felt fitting #it was so loud too #anyway imma go get a beer with my cousin n cry bout this LMFAOOOO #/hj #⁺. ʚ aims lore ɞ ⋆˙

[silveramaryllisbelladonna]

Melkor & the power of "Despactio" aka me deciding to fuck around and finding out on character.ai

I decided to play around and copy and paste the lyrics to Despacito and then Kiss Me More in the chat with Melkor. And here are the funniest responses to some of the lyrics

Despacito responses

Kiss Me More responses

#Melkor #morgoth #silmarillion #the silmarillion

[gardenoffish]

“Boohoo let me play you despacito on the worlds smallest Alexa”

“This is serious!”

“I know this really is the worlds smallest Alexa”

#please dont kill me #spongebob #alexa #despactio

[nasuversekinkmeme]

WEEKLY ROUNDUP: PROMPTS (18/12 - 24/12)

FGO

cernpriestess (or baobhan) allowing (aka. FORCING) despactio knight Tristan to be a cernpriest. Chaos ensures.

Mash travel to Japan after everything end and Fujimaru Ritsuka's gone. She meet heartbroken Fujimaru couple who give out missing person poster to bystander and ask them for info of their missing kid

smut, Osakabehime asks for one of the female servants to pose for her newest doujin, cue Osakabe getting dommed

Koyanskaya is somehow convinced by Osakabehime to make Fortnite real. Reactions among the Servants and Staff of Chaldea vary wildly at the news, but the ensuing chaos was well worth the investment for the CEO of NFF Services. Alliances are made, backs are stabbed, and bullets shred the landscape, all while Koyanskaya makes profit off of cosmetics and accessories she sells at exorbitant prices.

The Grand Order is finished, the world is saved, and all can finally relax. Ritsuka allows the Servants to go on vacation on the outside world so long as they don’t break anything and to fix it if they do. Shenanigans include: David bragging he is the same David of the Bible and nobody believing him until he speaks a dialect of Hebrew extinct for the past few thousand years, Hijikata on a worldwide trip to buy as many pickles as possible to win a bet, Columbus being tried and imprisoned for the crimes he commited in life, Achilles racing a taxi driver and somehow losing, and Sanzang accidentally recreating Journey to the West while on a roadtrip.

#weekly roundup

[eliotsplums]

#harry potter #harrypotterheadcanon #harrypottertextpost #harrypottertextposts #hogwarts #gryffindor #slyherin #hufflepuff #ravenclaw #wizarding world #ron weasley #howler #despactio #hermione granger #albus dumbledore #the marauders #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #peter pettigrew

[solunia]

Gabriel made him shut up after that. 

#LetNoorooHaveHisBirthday

#lol #despactio #meme #gabriel agreste #screw you gabriel #nooroo #miraculous ladybug #ml spoilers #ml s2 #ml season 2 #ml season two #ml season 2 spoilers #my art #lune_art #miraculous memes #humor #sandboy spoilers

[dontbeanassbutt]

has this been done yet

#alexa play meme #despactio #loss #funny #memes #mine #guys reblog this i'm funnyyyyy #pictures #10k #15k #30k