She's sick of 'im...
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One Destiny 2 headcanon I’ve always had is that the Vanguard has now had to set up a very specific set of rules for all Guardians that are 90% caused by shit the Young Wolf has done.
They include but are not limited to:
1. Do not Strand grapple to ships as they leave the hangar. This is directed to one person and one person only. You know exactly who you are.
2. Don’t give random kinderguardians Gjallarhorns. We do not need to build a third Tower
3. Stop telling New Lights ‘kys’ means ‘keep yourself safe’. Crow is still running from Osiris
4. Do not use multiple fire extinguishers as a replacement engine on Sparrows, especially while INSIDE the Tower.
5. Do not use fire extinguishers as ‘jetpacks’ either
6. All fire extinguishers are now off limits to The Young Wolf. Please report any missing ones to the Vanguard
7. Do not create a ‘pigeon army’, lead them to the Tower, throw a bag of bird seed on the ground and then leave. Seriously I have never seen this many pigeons in one place before. Wolf where did you get this many pigeons
8. If you set off fireworks in the Tower, don’t let them fall over please
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I like that most idle voice lines about hunters is just telling them not to touch stuff
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Crow: Oh, I'm in the Traveler! Is that... Is that Cayde-
Cayde Probably:
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sticking these up around the tower
bungie i miss my cat please help me find them :(
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The Young Wolf in a nutshell:
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the image of a bunch of disgruntled guardians getting up from their fishing chairs and going to nuke a servitor in 40 seconds and then sitting back down at their chairs is hilarious to me
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Two bords...what crimes will they commit?
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silly goober
the festival lore pages are very entertaining to read
on the other hand- what the fuck is up with drifters ghost, and why was he rizzing up poor immaru
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