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hermitcraftx · 2 months
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joel randomly taking damage and freaking out and going "oh my god, what's shooting me? oh- its BLOOMIN' GRIAN" is so funny. they're so so awful to each other, they love harassing and irritating each other, i love the bad boys, i'm getting fed so well this season <3
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fishbloc · 6 months
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"if i was not bounded to you, i would've left a long time ago."
"why? am i really that insufferable to be around? you were the one who offered me your first life."
"no, it's not that. you must understand everything i touch dies, and everywhere i venture collapses. i am not a good person."
"and neither am i. but here we are regardless, tethered to the story we must tell."
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shreddies-scribbles · 4 months
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dying on the scar is the earth hill
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up close of mr good times
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Down the rabbit hole (dp x dc)
"Shit, shit, shit," Danny mumbled to himself as he frantically looked around to see if anybody had noticed the glowing green portal that had opened up underneath the giant overpass.
As he desperately tried to pull the dimensional hole closed, he couldn't help but curse his lack of sleep. If he hadn't gone to sleep so late because of the Doom event that was taking place on his server, he would've woken up in time for him to get to the airport to take his flight connection back to Amity.
Instead, he had woken up so late, his only chance of getting there on time was flying himself as Phantom. Apparently, a lack of sleep meant his control on his powers got a little wonky and he'd ended up face planting right into the overpass and through some sort of unlucky coincidence, as he instinctively grappled to catch himself from falling, he'd inadvertently clawed a rift right through to the ghost zone. Truly, this was the worst timing to discover what would otherwise be a very cool new power.
Danny grabbed at his hair desperately, as he walked to and fro, while still floating a few centimetres off the floor. On one hand, leaving an open portal to the ghost zone would be terribly irresponsible. On the other, he knew from experience these types of portals never lasted long by themselves, at most a quarter of an hour. But that was a quarter of an hour he did not have.
What to do, what to do? If he missed his plane, Jazz was going to kill him. Danny bit at his lips as he looked around to the deserted area. The chance of somebody finding the portal in the next ten minutes were astronomically low. Maybe if he put up a sign or something...
Looking around, Danny spotted an old piece of cardboard, just large enough to cover the portal. With a last look around, Danny got a sharpie from his bag.
Stephanie was about to turn in for the night. She grappled towards the Dini bridge, where she'd gone a few times to catch the first rays of light touching on the city. It usually made for a nice ending to some of her long nights, and Stephanie was due for a nice pick-me-up.
As she got there, she noticed a new feature that hadn't been there before. About five meters off the ground, there was a piece of cardboard, nailed to the bridge with what looked like a metal ruler. Stephanie squinted. In black sharpie, in an uneven calligraphy was written the following: "DANGER! PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION. DO NOT REMOVE"
Curiosity piqued, she shot a line up at the railing of the bridge, before starting to reel herself in until she was hanging in front of the cardboard. Attaching the line to her belt to free her hands, Stephanie grabbed the bottom of the cardboard and lifted it up. Her eyes widened as she came face-to-face with a whirling green portal.
"Ok," she whispered to herself a little bit uncertainly. "Guess the sign wasn't lying."
She was about to flip the cardboard back down and call Oracle for some backup, when the foothold she was using to push herself off the wall shifted and Stephanie felt herself swing right into the green gaping maw. With a cut-off scream she fell right into it, though luckily her grapple line was still tense and solidly anchored to the bridge's railing.
If Stephanie had been a bit luckier, this would have been an easy fix, as she would have swung right back out thanks to her momentum and the anchor up above.
Unfortunately, at this precise moment, the portal ran out of time, and closed just behind Stephanie, leaving behind a few strands of blonde hair, a cut grapple line and a hanging piece of cardboard behind with its ominous message on it.
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if-loki-was-a-fox · 6 months
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The different flavours of c!BorealTrio :)
(vote for them in the mcyt trio tournament!)
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fili-the-jester · 4 months
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the sillies
(cinnamon rolls who can kill you)
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cjskribblez · 1 year
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I was so very ignorant to think desertduo was going to make me any less insane this season. They started by completely avoiding eachother (very understandable, last season was rough) but I thought they would stay like that throughout this entire season. I WAS WRONG.
"Scar isn't like how he was in the other series. He's dangerous."
That line from Grian drives me absolutely bonkers. He was always dangerous, Grian. He just never wanted to hurt you.
The fact that Scar is stepping away from Grian and not trying to hold on anymore but cant quite let him go either. (He blows him up in that triple kill, but he cant even shoot him when given the perfect opportunity)... The way Grian starts to panic because he's realizing what being Scar's enemy means..
But they can't ever just let go, can they? They're two orbiting stars, setting themselves on a path of destruction once again.
So when Scar offers an alliance
(Are you sorry?)
And Grian accepts
(I am)
He offers out his hand once more
(Would you do it again, if you could?)
And Grian takes it. He always will, won't he?
(I would. And I'd make it right)
He won't. But won't it be fun to watch them burn everything up again? I sure think so.
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bunnyskull152 · 1 year
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Stiles: [holding a giant teddy bear] “Hey guys! Guess who made 15 baskets in a row at the county fair!”
Theo: “Some kid we beat up!”
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sculkshrieking · 6 months
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question for all desert duo and death note enjoyers (feel free to respond based on vibes if u haven't read or seen it):
would love to also hear the reasoning so feel free to reply or put it in the tags if you'd like!
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ROUND ONE
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hermitcraftx · 2 months
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grian explaining how joel works to xb knowing from the life series is enough to make me want to collapse to my knees and start wailing. god i fucking love gribeans so much holy shit "he's just going to get more desperate xb" "hes so IMPATIENT WHY DID HE RUSH IN" "JOEL YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T TRAP PEOPLE THAT'S WHY I NEED TO BE THERE" this is such a huge fucking win for gribeans enjoyers. if im honest
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ohnothisisathing · 5 months
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You may have missed it because it happened when Maximus was on Purgatory for about 30 minutes, but Badboyhalo knows about the nuke. He knows Maxo was trying to get it to Purgatory to set it off and he’s not told anyone because it’s a secret Maxo told him to keep. He doesn’t know that it was planted though so I’m interested what he’ll do when it’s time to detonate.
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lobotomyladylives · 2 months
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my tracklist btw (: all are finished lyric wise I just need to write the actual music lol. I have the melodies in my head but not on paper.
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plan-3-tmars · 6 months
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clive and pam was not a duo I was expecting but I am not mad about it at all
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etapereine · 1 month
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uae make better national champion jerseys challenge
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astronomicalscientist · 2 months
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*TAKE THIS
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