I always have to smile at myself when I read a fanfic in which Bruce immediately catches Jason after he hits with his tire iron.
I get why fanfic writers do it, so they can move the plot along without having to write the chase after Jason or the scene when they do talk in the condemned building that Jason sleeps in. I get it.
But I always have to think about canon then.
Because not only did Jason manage to run away from Batman.
He also called him a 'big boob'.
I repeat. He gets caught jacking the tires. Tries to deny it. Hits Batman with a tire iron, runs away and insults him.
This 12-year old did something that every rogue would never even dream of.
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This has definitely already been done by now but I don't care I'm excited for this movie
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Dream Jason assuring Tim he'll be a good Robin
Real Jason in the nightmare realm assuring Tim he is a good Robin
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why yes you certainly are
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i think about these 3 guys (+ titus) eating absolute shit in this panel, frequently.
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@aliteralchicken 's old textpost made me go feral a few months back and after seeing it again I decided to finish this sketch, color it, and post bc Tim's fit made me think of the barbie movie
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Dude give me back my paper boat! Not cool
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People who say "Batman was better without his kids" must really like the whole ELEVEN issues that Bruce had before Dick was introduced because that's the only time he didn't have a kid. Bruce Wayne/Batman was introduced in ’Detective Comics' #27 and Dick Grayson's Robin was introduced in 'Detective Comics’ #38. Dick was around before Alfred existed, if we can have Alfred why can we have the Robins?
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You know what I need everytime Tim or Dick lie no one catches them. Not Kon not Bruce no one.
They could say the sky is fucking purple and immediately they assume it is and god forbid they check, Oh my eyes are deceiving me.
I need Tim to walk up to Bruce say some out of pocket bullshit and across the room Dick just looks up.
The only ones who can clock each others shit is each other.
Sometimes they make a game of it they gaslight Jason so hard he thinks there's another Robin named Nibor.
Brotherly bonding by making everyone else confused and slightly terrified.
The thing is no one will ever find out no one understands their tells. They both have there own ways of making everything sound like the gods honest truth.
Nevermind the brotherly comfort or angst where someone ask if they are ok and when the I'm fine is said They know to do a bat sucide watch.
Just think big bird and baby bird gaslight gatekeep girlbossing their way to victory.
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Thinking about how DC writers keep trying to do that thing were they show bits of Jasons childhood with signs that he was fucked from the start only twist it a lil so it's literally just Jason being a child
Bonus: baby Jason just wants to read a book that was published in the last 50 years:
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Jason and Tim: *arguing while Jason has Tim in a headlock*
Steph: What's going on here?
Jason and Tim, in unison: Book club.
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Dearly Devil
Bruce wanted to make a contract with a demon, so he summoned one.
He got a baby incubus in Dick Grayson.
Years later, in the anniversary of his parents' deaths, he tried again, and the summoned baby ifrit trapped him into a custody agreement.
He introduced himself as Jason and refused to give him another name.
The third demon was a cambion. He was not summoned, and he refused to return to his family.
He told Bruce he had no choice about this adoption and that his name was Tim.
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