#detective archer

[marvelflame2010]

Alice: Here you are. A nice, warm cup of coffee

Rogers: It's cold

Alice: A nice cup of coffee

Rogers: It's raining outside

Alice: A cup of coffee

Rogers: I'm not even sure this is coffee

Alice: ...cup

#once upon a time #knightrook #alice jones #wish hook #detective rogers #ouat tilly #ouat incorrect quotes #incorrect ouat quotes #ouat season 7 #incorrect quotes #once upon a time incorrect #once upon a time incorrect quotes #incorrect once upon a time #alice from wonderland and other places #mad archer #killian jones #wish realm #wish killian jones #wish!hook

[countesspetofi]

ARCHER: DREAMLAND S08E08, "Auflösung"

#archer #archer: dreamland #archer season 8 #sterling archer #lana kane #len trexler #mother #algernop krieger #charlotte van der tunt #cyril figgis #sergeant poovey #barry dillon #noir in color #1940s #animated tv series #detective stories

[box-o-paperbacks]

The Doomsters, 1959

#lew archer #hard boiled detective #vintage paperback

[archer-kacey]

Joey Drew is Gay and there's no way around it (Pt 3)

Let's rewind a bit to when a young, 19-year old Joey Drew lived in Greenwich Village.

According to the Library of Congress,

"Greenwich Village was a refuge for undiscovered artists and free thinkers. The cheap quarters of the village allowed these bohemians to escape the dreary, industrial world and live a penniless, enlightened lifestyle."

It was also famously home to a lot of queer people.

This brings us to Detective Sinclair.

Sinclair shows up to Joey's place of residence out of the blue. They get to talking- he's investigating the murder of Walter Richmond, and Joey notes that Sinclair is taking inventory of the apartment. He suddenly becomes a shade more self-conscious, and after Sinclair later makes a dry comment about its barren appearance, Joey is noticeably very irked. He seems to care a lot about what this detective thinks of him already.

Cut to later on: Joey has now been tailing the detective for a while (per his own personal request.) We're supposed to infer that he's following Sinclair because he doesn't want to be unimportant to the detective's "story" (he even says as much.) But I'm going to be real, you're a 19 year old from Greenwich galavanting around with Detective Looker, this is not a straight endeavor.

Later on, Sinclair invites him to dinner on business terms.

It becomes increasingly obvious that Joey wants Sinclair to notice and appreciate the way he dresses. He not only fixates on this, but gets irritated with him when he doesn't seem to care.

When they arrive, the butler comments that dinner has just finished. Joey's reaction?

You could boil this all down to Joey being an attention whore, which I won't argue with. But he's an attention whore we see making a valiant effort to present himself in the best possible light to this detective that won't remember him by Saturday, specifically wanting him to notice and appreciate the way he dresses, AND he gets huffy when he's not actually going to dinner with him.

However, Sinclair is only our second stop. Let's jump forward in time to a freshly 30 year old Joey, who seems to have his affections directed towards...a more familiar face.

PART 4>>

#Greenwich is also home to Stonewall Inn and Gay Street which has no bearing on Joey's life but like...it sure is a fact that I think about #the illusion of living #joey drew #batim #bendy and the ink machine #batdr #joey drew is gay #bendy and the dark revival #detective sinclair #archer writes

[piraterefrigerator]

List of my ouat ships but I'm also rating them

Captain Swan: 10/10 absolutely love, all time otp

Captain Floor: 10/10 🫶🏽 love a good canon paring you guys

Captain Charming: Hear me out, let me speak my truth, 9/10

Rumbelle: 5/10 it's so toxic but then it's not?? Can't not ship them at least a little though

Outlaw Queen: 9/10 Love the ship but I had to deduct a point for the name

Mad Archer: 10/10 FUNKY LESBIANS!!

Rogers/Tiana: 9/10 they'd be so cuteee

Rogers/Archie: Listen, listen, this is shit me and @fairytalepsuedonym and I made up and I think it'd be cute! 9/10

Last but not least, yet another Rogers ship

Rogers/Weaver: Listen I don't know I just like the asshole buddy cop complex okay 8½/10

#emma swan #killian jones #Captain floor #captain swan #captain charming #outlaw queen #rumbelle #mad archer #jiminy cricket #Tiana ouat #detective rogers #detective weaver #ouat s7 #shipping #rating ships

[incorrect-darkside-detective]

Emily: Hey, check out the mods I made on the squad car! Press the red button.

Devon: Okay! Wait, is it going to kill everyone?

Emily: ...Press the blue button.

#The Darkside Detective #Darkside Detective #Incorrect Quotes #Source: Archer #Devon Turner #Bloodwolf Devon #Bloodwolf Emily

[priscilla9993]

The way Killian’s face scrunches up as he tries to stay strong for Alice, how he strains to breathe.

He winces and clutches at his middle and eventually chest as the agonizing poison gets stronger. 

He’s holding in his breath as to grit the pain as Alice gets supported by Robin as well.

LOOK AT THAT POUT!

#wish killian jones #detective rogers #whump #Colin gave his all when it came to acting in pain #feeling a little mischievous rn #so here's a loving shitpost #knightrook #curious archer #mad archer #alice jones #robin mills #ouat s7 #ouat 7x20

[jadeazora]

I mean, a weapon of destruction is a pretty good deterrent in keeping people from interfering in your goals. It never hurts to have the insurance.

But ooh boy, the UBs are coming. I wonder, if we’re finally getting a Gladion alt and if Nihilego will get a shot at infecting this Lusamine? (I don’t want to see her relationship with Gladion and Lillie getting damaged again, Nihilego’s inhibition-destroying neurotoxin would give a good reason for her taking on a more antagonistic role without her being fully to blame.)

#pokemon masters #pokemas #pokemon anabel #detective looker #pokemon paulo #trainer serena #professor sycamore #trainer calem #team rocket #boss giovanni #executive archer #pokemon hgss #pokemon xy #pokemon sun and moon

[urcowboyboyfriend]

officially insane about crimes of passion

#crimes of passion #cop 2 #detective rose #trystan thorne #choices #pb choices #choices cop #cop pb #archer and roadkill coded

[diamondnokouzai]

this one goes out to all my mutuals obsessed with dad shows 🍷🍸🍹🍻 this one goes out to the cw

#.din #.txt #this is about my mutuals obsessed with mash. with true detective. with columbo. with archer. with fucking suits tv.

[stardreamer28]

so in 7x14 when Alice makes the Yellow Bug appear, was Emma in Storybrooke just wondering where he car mysteriously went? or was it a copy? LOL also I wanted to hug both Alice & the Troll! so sad & sweet <3

#rose reynolds #tiera skovbye #once upon a time #madarcher #curious archer #alice jones #alice x robin #mad archer #detective rogers

[chounaifu]

❝ Who am I to tell a guy he can't get into a street fight with a big-ass Mr. Mime with weird hands???? ❞ Does he think it's a bad idea? Yeah. Is he going to do something about it? No.

#➤ 《 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐞 𝐄𝐲𝐞𝐬 𝐂𝐚𝐧 𝐃𝐨 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐒𝐞𝐞 》 Dash Commentary #reiketsui #{ Archer fist fights the Mr. Mime from Detective Pikachu movie. }

[countesspetofi]

ARCHER: DREAMLAND - S08E01, "No Good Deed"

I know the coma seasons aren't everybody's cup of tea, but I love 'em.

#archer #archer dreamland #archer season 8 #sterling archer #lana kane #cyril figgis #detective poovey #woodhouse #charlotte van der tunt #mother #noir in color #detective story #algernop krieger

[harveyb-wabbit92]

[Slasher! Au, Emmet has his detective! Darling in his lair tied to his bed as he chats with them.]

Slasher! Emmet: Please, I’m not a serial killer..

E-S/o, stops struggling with their binds: Wait...Why did you emphasize ‘serial’?

Emmet, playing dumb: I did what? 

{Just then they hear the maintenance door being kicked in and  someone calling out his darling’s name; Emmet’s grin widens as pulls his mask down} 

Emmet, huskily: We’ll finish this later love~

{He goes to the door and pauses.}

Emmet: Oh... And Darling? Don’t even try to leave this room, cos I will find you!~

(Blows a startled E-S/o a kiss before locking the detective in his room, forcing them to listen to their colleague scream in agony as Emmet ‘plays’ with them.)

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@peachsodama

#s: archer #with some extras added #submas slasher au #subway boss emmet #slasher! Emmet #subway boss emmet x reader #afab reader #detective! reader #tw: kidnapping #tw: imprisonment #yandere-ish?

[kirbyddd]

man im loving icewind dale

it's far simpler than baldur's gate text-wise, but that's perfect for me right now when i can barely think

what writing there is is top notch, a perfect traditional tale of legend without all the paragraphs of political technicalities. and the story doesnt feel any shallower for its simplicity, it has its own kind of layers and feels perfectly rooted in a tale of tribal mysticism

interestingly there seems to be more environmental flavor text in the maps than baldur's gate, despite the fewer character conversations

the 2E combat in Infinity Engine is as snappy as ever (with a properly built party), and so far I've been finding the maps generally far more streamlined than baldur's gate's; they get the point across instead of just sprawling into labyrinths of cliffs and corridors that dont actually contain anything to discover other than more of the same enemies

all in all icewind dale has so far been a very streamlined pick-up-and-play experience, very modern and engaging. though im sure there'd be more of a learning curve if i wasnt already familiar with infinity engine and dnd strategy from learning baldur's gate earlier this year. and initial party building still took me a whole day, though if my brain wasnt so fried it'd probably only take like an hour to look up and read everything necessary to understand good character and party composition

but with a solid party set from the beginning, the game itself becomes very smooth and engaging

#the first ogre cave dragged on a bit but it was no nakshel mines #i was gonna dual class my thief into archer after maxing trap detection but i got dual and multi mixed up and made her elf instead of human #but my party's shredding so hard with its barbarian berserker fighter-cleric spearhead i dont even need the longbow #elf thief's layin down the hurt just fine with a shortbow #idk if icewind dale just starts off easier or if ive gotten better at party composition or what #but ive gone from resting basically every battle in baldur's gate to almost never resting in iwd #anyways.... im loving icewind dale #until i get too sick to play again and completely forget it in a dew days #baldur's gate 3 could definitely stand to learn a bit more from its infinity engine predecessors #despite its successes and 5E's differences

[tellnxlies]

“Oh great, now I need a rabies shot! Wonderful!”

#he'd actually prefer to go back to dealing with archer now thanks #at least archer doesn't fUCKING BITE HIM #crueliste #✧ ; ᵈᵃˢʰ (.dash commentary) #v ; ᵗᶤᵐᵉ ʰᵉʳᵉ ᶤˢ ˢᵒ ᶠˡᵉᵉᵗᶤᶰᵍ (.Cold Case Detective)