#detective conan funny

[dtccompendium]

Episode 221: The Client Full of Lies (Part 2)

The victim was killed with a bloody bokken. The culprit was his wife. She didn’t like that he was gambling and selling all of her things to pay off his debts, (particularly her speaker system). It’s also revealed that the beautiful lady is Shizuka, Heiji’s mother, which is VERY shocking to them for some reason. 

Best Quotes:

Officer: “Yokomizo-keiji! We found a bloody bokken!”

Yokomizo: “Miss, did your husband keep a bokken here?”

Wife: “Yes, it’s kept on that counter. My husband used to chase away salesmen.”

Reactions to Shizuka being Heiji’s Mom:

#Detective Conan #dcmk #Detco #Conan Edogawa #Shizuka Hattori #Mouri Kogoro #Heiji's Mom reveal #dtccompendium #episode 221 #Their REACTIONS #!!!??!?!?!?? #Client full of lies #Part 2 #Bokken #I would not want to be a salesman than ends up going to their door... #detective conan funny #detective conan episodes #detective conan quotes #detective conan screenshots #anime #mystery #manga #gosho aoyama

[jezyan]

something so funny about being able to pick up your miniature friend-rival on the go

#dcmk #detective conan #case closed #hattori heiji #edogawa conan #kudo shinichi #heishin #? #art!! #guess who accidentally got into something else again wkaksks #i was literally only ghost-watching this with my sister for nostalgia and now heiji is one of my favorites 😔 #anyway the heiji shinichi dynamic is so funny to me i like them a lot :]

[ultrawandit]

misc conan scribbles i drew during my nth rewatch. 3rd is based from this specific post i saw once and never forgot

#i think this show is really funny because witchcraft is legitimately canon and no one acknowledges this #detco #detective conan #detco spoilers #conan edogawa #hattori heiji #rei furuya #akai shuichi #ran and sonoko in the corner #drawing #case closed

[prompt-master]

KID REALLY SAID DAMN THAT SUCKS GOOD LUCK LANDING THIS PLANE LMAOOOO

#detective conan #im pos hes gonna go light up where theyre gonna land but thats so fucking funny. see yall later hope you all dont die

[mechaseraph]

Messing with the stylization/proportions sorta Flat color under the cut

#dcmk #detective conan #magic kaito #kaito kid #mecha's shitty doodles #drew this thinking about sonic anthros anatomy...at least in way how i try to draw it...funny thing that dcmk style is one of my top picks #for how i think humans in sonic world should look lol #this pose is so close to sa box art in my eyes

[fure-dcmk]

popularity

gosho boys collage au [part 3]

#im sorry kuroba ilu but the great KID being bullied by his detective friends is too funny #gosho boys #dcmk #magic kaito #detective conan #dcmk fanart #my art #gosho boys college au #kaitou kid #kudo shinichi #hakuba saguru #hattori heiji

[detshin]

Some people might be unhappy about the cousins thing, some might be excited about it (me included).

But I think we can all agree on ONE thing.

Toichi is indeed alive and he sucks because of it.

#detective conan #dcmk #I feel so sorry for Kaito honestly #like- there's no justifying this #he can't justify it #and yusaku knowing??? I would honestly prefer if he didn't and he was trying to find him too #but of course he's gotta know because it's yusaku and he has to know everything doesn't he??? #at least I hope it's dealt with nicely in the movie and not treated as some gag funny thing #gimme dramaaaa #movie 27 spoilers

[magician-under-the-m00nlight]

aptx!kaito au in which Shinichi doesn't know aptx exists and feels insane that his leading theory is "a six year old is the mastermind behind Kaitou Kid"

#no I don't know how this would logically work I just thought it'd be funny #and yes this would fuck up countless meetings and character arcs but consider: the CHAOS #this au is a gift to me from me bc ch1120 is making me pop a vein and I needed a pick-me-up <3 #Shinichi humbling arc but it's because he keeps getting outsmarted by (what he thinks is) a literal 6 yo #(given that he never ran into the org and doesn't know shrinking is possible plus Kaito is much better at acting like a normal child) #and KID gets to bully Shinichi. as a treat #pls don't look at the drawing too closely ajdhhdhd tis just a dood in this cheap little notebook I got as a handout #somehow I find it easier to draw in places other than my sketchbook... less pressure to do it well and fill up all the blank space I guess #kuroba kaito #kaitou kid #kid the phantom thief #kudou shinichi #jimmy kudo #does anyone even call him that anymore it's so cursed. JIMMY #dcmk #detective conan #magic kaito #detco #idk what to call this au... #kinda want it to have something to do w the 'the truly impossible' sherlock quote hmmm #redefining the improbable AU #maybe? #shrunken!kaito #aptx!kaito

[kostektyw]

edogawa conan in not safe for work situations

#yes im so funny #detective conan #dcmk #my draws #kostek original

[yumayamia]

I always think about how when Ran first figured out Conan’s identity she immediately back-tracked because she saw him acting like a fool

She was definitely thinking “Shinichi wouldn’t be that pathetic, right?” (WRONG)

but funnily enough that didn’t stop her from immediately regaining her suspicion because we all know Shinichi can be very stupid sometimes.

(Source: File 26)

#Ran: I am not in love with THAT it is too humiliating #yes i edited out the localized names #funny dcmk moments #detective conan #ran mouri #shinran #shinichi kudo #dcmk

[bluevelvetea]

My silly thoughts on chapter 1119

*confused Nakamori noises*

#yeah I really think I'm funny here #but honestly such a funny design choice by Aoyama #dcmk #magic kaito #detective conan #kaito kid #kaito kuroba #dcmk 1119 #velvetdraws #wait why does he low-key look like Megumi drom jjk but with less wild hair 😭

[dtccompendium]

Episode 235: The Locked Wine Cellar

Mouri, for no reason, is at a wine tasting with a guy who is obsessed with himself, and three other losers: Glasses, Pinch-Face, and Long Hair Sommelier. Their host leaves for forty minutes to find his special wine bottle, but then he’s found dead in the wine cellar. His wife faints, but Conan doesn’t care. He’s more concerned about the position of the body. Conan almost kills Takagi by dropping him down a clothesline into a wine rack. This was apparently the method used by the culprit to move the body to the wine cellar. Glasses did it. He did it because the interest rate was too high on money he owed.

Best Quotes:

(Conan’s concern upon finding the body) “Why is he in such an abnormal position?”

#dcmk #detco #detective conan #mouri kogoro #conan edogawa #ran mouri #detective conan episodes #detective conan funny #dtccompendium #episode 235 #Locked Wine Cellar #Wine tasting #Why is the body in such an abnormal position? #Well #Conan #He's DEAD #anime #manga #gosho aoyama #case closed

[gear-taro]

Hey guys

Rebember the detective koshien case?

Today i had the tought of what would happen if the High-school detective contest thing was an actual thing (like in-universe it is an actual contest and not a murder thing lol)

And they invited all of the high-school detective to compete

And when i mean all....

I MEAN ALL!

#dcmk #my art #detective conan #conan edogawa #sonoko suzuki #hattori heiji #sera masumi #hakuba saguru #sorry for hakuba fans idk how to draw hin lol #i just think the idea of sonoko being force to do detective work its funny af #i guess you couod invite kaito too i guess #or eisuke if you feel like it #it would make a pretty interesting story lol #no idk why conan it's there

[cyellolemon]

Obsessed over their hand size difference it's so cute..

LOOK AT THEM... their meeting was the cutest thing ever

#Hiro being a little brother with big brother vibe.. omg.... #Imagine you're Hiro and suddenly you're meeting a mini Rye.. wah #AMONG ALL THE REACTIONS HE?? TEACHED HIM GUITAR... SO CUTE #Also Akai let his little sister with someone he tought was a criminal it's funny #(the relationship between Akai and Hiro during whiskey trio is.. oh... :3) #I made Sera even smaller yeahh.. srryyy #Also it's an old stuff but i like it and forgot to post before so!! :)) #Sera masumi #morofushi hiromitsu #detective conan #detective conan fanart #dcmk #my art #fanart

[kugisakiss]

i know i said i didn't have the time to draw but i've also been slacking off during work hours to redraw memes

#detective conan #dcmk #m23 spoilers? #started off with just kid then i decided to do a conan one and then obvsly i had to have them both together right? #m23 was so funny for this #makoto doing some inhuman shit down there somewhere #my art

[kakapim]

I'm back to seeing news about Detective Conans movie 27 and. I've never been a Kaishin shipper because I've always liked the frienemies dynamic better, but it's wild that they're implying these 2 are related like ??? 😭 30 years of NOTHING and then they suddenly say these guys are cousins? Like... Kaito wasn't even canon for 99% of the series. Crazy. That's 3 decades of yaoi fancontent down the drain 💀💀

#its so absurd it loops back into being funny #theres no way they dont know Kaishin is one of the most popular ships in the show #its def the 2nd after Shinran #The producers and Gosho are being REALLY bold with movie. +Toishi mighr be alive??? #what ... #I do like the idea of them being related cause it would explain some things but. uh. for the sake of the fandoms sanity... dont #Also peeps in the fandom shouldnt feel bad for shipping kaishin in the past because this wasnt even a possibility like all of these years #if they are related that would def be gross so id stop #theres no way anyone couldve known tbh #Detective Conan #Magic Kaito #Kaitou Kid #Movie 27 #DCMK #Detco