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theclassymike · 5 months
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Lino Facioli on the set of the film Like God Intended.
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samsdei · 1 year
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Lino Facioli
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18catsreading · 6 months
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Ally: my acrobatics is negative three
Brennan: oh no no no. Oh no no no. We liked to ask Brennan for cool things. [Forcing Ally to go through with their ribbon dance shenanigans]
All chanting: jump jump jump jump jump
17 -3= 14
Brennan: so you leap out the window. Now, I want Ally to look at me. And you tell me, do you feel like a 14 is a high enough roll for your character to use a dance ribbon to fly? Bearing in mind that if I say yes now I have to say yes every other time you want to do this.
Ally: yea, definitely. I think 14 it's above average, um.
Brennan: don't pay any attention to this noise [so many dice rattling]
Murph: you guys just see the most insane things. See Kristen just go like this [mimics ribbon dancing]
Ally: I'm not trying to like FLY
Brennan: sure you're just trying to descend.
Ally: I'm just trying to like, I'm trying to grapple. It's like a grappling hook
Zac: how many stories is it?
Lou: it's 10
Zac: it's 10 stories?!
Ally: It's o-- is it 10 stories? [Surprised]
Brennan: it's 10 stories
Ally: ok I'm just trying to grapple hook. [Interrupted by Lou's laughing] I'm trying to grapple hook 3 flights down so I can cut off her dad
Zac: yeah, that kind of precision.
Brennan: okay cool. So you're just going to try to nail this. You're going to try to cap this graceful fall at 10 stories
Ally: no, do you understand, like, I'm jumping with the ribbon dancer like this [drawing diagrams in the air] you know, to fly.
Brennan: sure, cool [pulling out the box of doom]
Ally: you know, I don't know if you understand. It's like to fly [vogueing a new diagram]
Brennan: okay, so yea, you're just going to try to go a quick three stories down using a ribbon dance to do that. An ability nowhere on your character sheet.
Ally: the ribbon dancer is written on my character sheet! [Pulling out character sheet]
Brennan nods encouragingly
Murph: you have four dexterity
Brennan: so, here's the thing, I'm going to allow you to avert this because I don't want anyone to say I was cruel or mean or unfair, right? So all I'm gonna ask is this: hit a 14 acrobatics check for me right now. Box of doom.
Ally: another one?!
Brennan: yea, to just, to like Indiana Jones using a ribbon as a bullwhip.
Ally: yea. See. You let Indiana Jones do it, and that's sexist. no one respects femininity in this country. [Rolls the dice in the box of doom, ally's it right on out the side]
Brennan: you Ally'd out of the box of doom, across my lap.
Ally: rolls again.
Brennan: okay, that's a natural 2.
Ally: interesting.
In chorus: so that's a negative one
Emily: I didn't - I really thought this was gonna be one of those crazy Ally moments.
Lou: I didn't want to say it --
Ally: we don't know what the first one landed on though
Siobhan: that's true. The first one is cannon
Brennan: here's your die back
Ally: thank you
Brennan: what happens is this. Kristen, you were like, I have to got to get to the first floor before Angwyn.
Ally: here we go
Brennan: I have great news. You make it to the first floor waaaay before Angwyn does, right? And the reason for that --
Ally: why is that?
Brennan: 16, 23 -- you take --
Ally: can we say the ribbon wraps around me and makes sort of a cushion
Brennan: here is what we are going to say. Kristen to get to the first floor, you take your ribbon, twirl, leap out the window, and take 36 points of damage as you --
Ally: hell yea
Siobhan: absolutely worth it
Brennan: ah! Ah! Ah! And you fucking land on your leg and roll and snap your ankle.
Ally: all right. I do have three points left.
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vp-gilear-faeth · 1 year
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new d&d ability just dropped, budork inspiration
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thisisnotthenerd · 3 months
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as the fhjy premiere is upon us, i'm back with another edition of thisisnotthenerd's d20 stats. it's just the updates that are relevant, since relationship tracking is taking so long to do and i got sidetracked by polls for a few months. this will be sorted by the categories i have data for--you can look at the spreadsheet to find data for all d20 seasons. or you can read it on ao3. anyway:
player data:
runtime and episode data:
before the start of junior year, we have spent 88 hours, 40 minutes, and 14 seconds with the bad kids on-screen, including in oneshots. this is about 3 days, 16 hours, 40 minutes, and 14 seconds.
that's 41/221 d20 episodes, 22 of which were battle episodes.
we've spent 125 hours, 37 minutes, and 32 seconds in spyre as a whole, or 5 days, 5 hours, 37 minutes, and 32 seconds.
that's 57/221 d20 episodes, 32 of which were battle episodes.
cast appearances:
brennan at the top of the list, with 19 d20 appearances, 15 of those as a gm/dm.
next is lou, with 11 seasons as a player; 8 intrepid heroes seasons, 3 sidequests.
followed by ally, zac and siobhan, each with 2 different sidequests under their belts
second to last is emily, with 9, with acofaf
and in last is murph, with only 8. if aabria is in 2 of the 2024 d20 seasons, she's in the running to beat him.
seating preferences:
junior year tipped a lot of the intrepid heroes into a distinct preference, simply by setting them on one side of the table.
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emily axford: strong left side preference (6/8), most commonly in L1 and L2. paired next to zac 5/8 seasons, and across from murph 5/8 seasons. fig sits in L1.
zac oyama: strong left side preference (6/8), most commonly in L2 and L1. paired next to emily 5/8 seasons, and across from ally 7/8 seasons. gorgug sits in L2.
siobhan thompson: weak left side preference (5/8), most commonly in L3 and R3. paired next to lou 7/8 seasons [doubled across 5/8], and across from emily 3/8 seasons. adaine sits in L3
lou wilson: even split preference, most commonly in R3 and L3. paired next to siobhan 7/8 seasons [doubled across 5/8], and across from murph 2/8 seasons. fabian sits in R3.
ally beardsley: strong right side preference, most commonly in R2 and R1. paired next to murph 6/8 seasons, and across from zac 7/8 seasons. kristen sits in R2.
brian ‘murph’ murphy: strong right side preference (7/8), the strongest of the intrepid heroes, most commonly in R1 and R2. paired next to ally 6/8 seasons, and across from emily 5/8 seasons. riz sits in R1.
character data:
given what the bts's have shown, there might be some changes to these that i'll update during the premiere, but as of now, this is a quick summary of the bad kids' data, including dnd race, class, level, highest stat, feats, and age. you can go through the thisisnotthenerd's d20 stats tag for my previous commentary on this data, or check out the spreadsheet.
i'm putting them at level 9 for now because that's what we left off with, but more than likely they're starting at level 10 or higher. we know about riz's respec, but there may be others that crop up during the season.
fig faeth: tiefling. lore bard 8, hexblade warlock 1. CHA. actor, lucky. 17-18
gorgug thistlespring: half-orc. berserker barbarian 8, artificer 1. STR. orcish aggression/fury. 18
adaine abernant: high elf. divination wizard 9. INT. spell sniper, war caster. 16-17
fabian seacaster: half-elf. battlemaster fighter 6, swords bard 3. DEX. sentinel. 18-19
kristen applebees: variant human. twilight cleric 9. WIS. human determination, inspiring leader. 17-18
riz gukgak: goblin. arcane trickster rogue 9. DEX. healer. 17
all of the bad kids have some magic now--the ladies are all full casters, while fabian is a split multiclass, gorgug is a 1/2 caster multiclass, and riz re-subclassed into a 1/3rd casting progression. still an even split of multiclasses and pure classes, though that may change. riz's re-spec has bumped arcane trickster up to the most common rogue subclass, with 6 arcane trickster characters, 4 of whom sit in R1.
and that's it! all of the intrepid heroes/bad kids data that i have updates for! see you all at the premiere of fantasy high: junior year tomorrow!
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exhuastedpigeon · 8 months
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Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers. Let’s spread the self-love ❤️
OOh this is so fun!! I'm cheating and giving you seven since I tend to have favourites for each fandom I've written for and at this point I've written for way too many fandoms.
give me a sign, I want you next to me Buddie || teen || 7k
Buck loves working at the 118. He loves living in LA. He loves his kid. He loves the life they've manage to build. The only thing he doesn't love is that his husband is across the world in a war zone. OR The 118 knows Buck has a really cute kid and a partner he loves, they just think that partner is his husbands ex.
it's like everything you say is a sweet revelation Buddie || mature || 5.6k
“Marry me,” Eddie said. It wasn’t a question, it was a sentence. He said it like he was commenting on the weather or last night's Dodgers game. Buck slowly lowered his coffee cup, eyes wide. Eddie lifted his drink and took a sip, a satisfied hum escaped him as he did. “Come again?” “Marry me,” Eddie took another sip of his coffee. “Please?”
wet your lips (and smile to the camera) Buddie || mature || 6.8k
Buck has a problem and that problem is that Eddie Diaz is going to ruin his life. OR Eddie starts modeling on the side and Buck can't stop looking at his pictures, mostly because Eddie's ads are everywhere.
Baby On Board Steddie || teen || 27k
It took less than a day after the news that Steve Harrington had gotten Tammy Thompson pregnant for his friends to all but abandon him. It took less than a ten minutes after finding Eddie Munson under the bleachers for Eddie to adopt Steve into his merry band of outcasts. Prequel to Dustin's Dad(s)
I'm Yelling Tinder DexNursey || explicit || 6.9k
Dex wasn't supposed to know anyone in New York. Nursey was supposed to be in fucking Europe for the summer. Instead of being in Europe Nursey was smiling up at Dex from his Tinder profile. Dex swiped right.
Like James Dean, Only Sadder Sterek || teen || 3.8k
The star of the Beacon Hills High School baseball team and Beacon Hills resident bad boy probably have nothing in common, right?
Queer Robins Club DC (multiple ships) || mature || 4.9k
In which the Robins aren’t so good at keeping their sexualities a secret, not that most of them would want to anyway. Or How each of the Robins accidentally came out and made a club to commiserate together.
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make-me-imagine · 2 years
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Change of Plans
Plot: After finally giving up on waiting for Ronon to return your feelings, you decide to go on a date with someone who does like you. Unknowingly, Ronon does return your feelings, and decides to finally do something about it.
Prompt: "Did you just tell the person I was gonna go out with that we're dating?" < change slightly in fic Requested By: Anonymous
Pairing: Ronon Dex x GN!Reader
Warnings: Mild mentions of "fighting" (sparring). And a kiss.
Words: 1.7k
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You winced as Ronon slammed John down onto the training mat for the third time. "Getting tired?" Ronon asked with a smirk.
"No!" Sheppard yes as he stumbled to stand. "Just biding my time, wearing you down."
"Uh-huh"
You smiled at their banter as you looked back at Ronon, watching as he circled John. Your eyes trailed up his chiseled arms, up to his defined shoulders.
"Enjoying the show?"
You jumped at the sudden whispering voice beside you. Looking over, you saw Teyla watching you with an amused grin.
"What?" You laughed out, swallowing.
She leaned against the wall beside you. "You seemed to be quite interested in Ronon's....skills."
You rolled your eyes. "I'm watching them train, Teyla."
"Mhm." She hummed as you heard her snicker under her breath. After a short moment of silence, she leaned closer and spoke softly. "When are you going to tell him that you have feelings for him?"
Your heart leapt in your chest as you looked over at Ronon, making sure he could not hear you. You looked back at Teyla and shook your head. "Who said I was ever going to?"
"Oh come on, Y/n. You two would be perfect together."
You let out a small scoff and shook your head. "Well I'm sorry to disappoint you Teyla, but I don't think Ro- I don't think he, has ever looked at me and ever seen anything more than a friend."
Seeing true disappointment flash across your face, she frowned. "I think he has."
"We both know how blunt he is Teyla, he doesn't hide things like I do. If he felt something, don't you think he would have said so by now?"
You could see her weighing your words before she let out a soft sigh. "Perhaps you are right. I'm sorry."
You smiled softly at her as you looked back over at Ronon. "Maybe it's time I try and move on from these feelings. It could only hurt me to keep waiting for something to happen when I know it never will."
Teyla thought for a moment. "Well, you know. Lieutenant Thompson seems to have an interest in you."
"You mean James?" She nodded. "Yeah, I know. He asked me on a date a few days ago, but I said no."
"Maybe you could change your mind?'
Watching as Ronon smiled coyly and took a towel from a pretty ogling soldier, who had been watching from the other side of the room. You felt disappointment fill you.
You let out a soft sigh. "Yeah, I suppose I could." You looked over at Teyla and gave her a soft smile, and she gently squeezed your shoulder. "And, I guess now is a better time than any." You said pushing away from the wall. Giving Ronon one more glance, you left the room, unaware that his eyes followed you out.
Teyla, however, did notice. She also noticed the frown that crossed his face when you left. Ronon crossed the room and approached her, "Wheres Y/n going? What were you guys talking about?"
His eyes were locked on the door you had walked out of. He caught a few words from your conversation with Teyla. 'When are you going to tell him' 'Something about 'feelings', and you said a name 'James?' Who was that? And was he the one you had feelings for? His heart seemed to ache in his chest at the idea.
Teyla squinted at him. "Why do you care?"
He looked back at Teyla. "Uh, well, they usually stay around after my training sessions, to either have a small spar, or we go get some food."
"Well I think Y/n has something more...interesting to do."
"What does that mean?"
"Well, they went to go discuss a date."
She watched closely as Ronon adjusted his stance, clearly caught by surprise at this. "What date?"
"With Lieutenant Thompson of course. He's quite interested in Y/n."
'So Thompson is James?' Ronon felt his face fall. "Is he now?"
Teyla smiled, seeing the clear jealousy that crossed his face. She shook her head and leaned closer to him, speaking quietly. "Sorry to break it to you Ronon, but you hid your feelings to well, and waited to long."
He peered down at her. "What does that mean?"
She let out an aggravated sigh. "Are you really so daft? Y/n has been waiting around for you to show any interest in them for months now. Someone can only wait so long before they finally give up."
Walking away from him with a shake of her head Ronon stared after her. Had you truly been waiting that long? And was he so bad at showing how he felt that you never saw it? Now guilt sat in his chest, paired with his jealousy.
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You let out a defeated sigh as you looked around the cafeteria. You had been waiting for James to get back from his mission to speak with him, but now you could not find him.
Turning to leave, you halted in your steps as you saw him enter. Walking quickly towards him, you smiled. "James."
"Oh, hey Y/n." You were a bit thrown off by his behavior. He seemed happy to see you, yet more reserved than normal.
"I just wanted to talk to you, about that date you asked me on earlier-"
"Oh, don't worry, you don't have to explain."
"What do-"
"Ronon told me."
You stared at him unblinkingly for a moment. "I'm sorry, what did Ronon tell you exactly?"
"That you tow were together, dating."
"Me and Ronon are...dating?"
"Yeah...that's what he said at least. He explained that you refused my date, because you guys hadn't told anyone yet. So no worries, I'm glad you two are happy."
He smiled at you before brushing past you, leaving you perplexed, with your heart pounding. Looking back into the cafeteria, your eyes caught on Ronon as he passed by the doorway.
Following after him, you caught up with him in an empty hallway. Grabbing his arm, he turned around and you smacked him on the chest.
"Ow. What-"
"Did you tell the guy I was gonna go out with that we're dating?"
So you talked to James. He cleared his throat. "Yeah, maybe." You saw a soft smile almost crossing his face. You felt your gut clench and let out a scoff.
"Is my love life just a joke to you or something Ronon?"
"What?" His face fell.
"You made sure James wouldn't go out with me now. Why would you lie to him like that, I don't get it."
"Oh come on, he's a jerk."
"Since when did you know him?"
"I guess I don't really, but I've heard him talking, and he has a reputation. He'd only hurt you."
'A reputation? What kind of reputation?'
You shook your head. "Why didn't you just tell me that? Why did you tell him we were dating? What was the point in that?"
He shrugged lightly and cleared his throat. "I guess it wasn't so much a lie, as it was...a wish?"
Your words died in your throat as you were unsure of what to say. "I- a- what?"
Looking past your shoulder, he could hear some people walking closer. Grabbing your wrist he pulled you along the corridor and into the empty training room.
When you were alone, he looked down at you and sighed. "I get that I messed up. I didn't tell you how I felt, even though you were hoping, or expecting me too. I just. I thought they were obvious, but now, I know they weren't at all. And that's my fault. Hearing that you were going to go on a date with James, I got... jealous. And I decided to finally say something."
'Feelings?' 'Jealous?' Your stomach was bursting with butterflies, and your heart beating heavily in your chest. "I...I should have told you, what I felt, maybe then it wouldn't have taken so long."
Ronon smiled down at you as you looked timidly down at your feet. Hooking his finger under your chin, he made you look at him. "I'm sorry I made you wait so long to know for sure. I didn't want to hurt you like that."
You smiled tenderly at him. "I know you didn't."
Taking a step closer, he brought his face down, pressing a kiss to your cheek. You felt your face heat up, as you repressed a grin.
"I'm still curious about something." You said softly.
"What?"
"Why did you go to James before me?"
"I was looking for you, but I ran across him first. I asked if he had talked to you, and he said no. Then he started talking about you, and how much he liked you, and I just... told him that we were together. He assumed that was why you had refused to go out with him, and I just went with it. Afterwards, I went looking for you again, but I guess I was too late, you had found him first."
"And, if he finds out that was a lie?"
"Why does he have to?" He asked with a smile.
You returned his smile, letting out a soft chuckle. "I guess he doesn't."
Ronon gently caressed your cheek with his fingers. "Does that mean that we are...dating, now?"
"Do you want it to?"
"Of course."
"Me too."
His smile grew. "Great. Then we are." Leaning down a bit loser, so his nose nudged yours, he cupped your face with his hand and stared into your eyes.
"Does that mean I can kiss you now?"
You bit your lip lightly before you nodded softly. "Yes."
His eyes scanned your lips as he slowly leaned in, your eyes closed just as his lips pressed against yours.
Slowly, you lifted your arms, wrapping them around his neck as he moved to wrap his arms around you, pulling you flush against his body as he deepened the kiss.
Picking you up off the ground a bit, you broke the kiss with a soft laugh. He grinned at you before setting you back down, bringing both of his hands up and cupping your face and kissing you again.
xx End xx
I haven't written for Ronon in a long time, so I hope you guys liked it!
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noraleedoes · 1 year
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Community Palette Project - Update!
We're currently at 464/720 shades claimed.
Things stalled out a little as life got busy, but I'd really love to see this project to its completion. Doing so will require some help, though!
I can't name all those remaining shades by myself. If you have any Cyberpunk 2077 Vs or OCs that you haven't added to the project yet, please feel encouraged to add them, no matter how new or minor they may be in your lore. Do not feel guilty about adding a dozen or two of your most obscure Cyberpunk2077 OCs at this point; I'd love it if you did.
You can also name shades after your fave Cyberpunk 2077 NPCs and Cyberpunk: Edgerunners characters! You can find a list of the main NPCs that are still missing colors beneath the cut, but please keep in mind - if you adore a rather minor NPC, they may not be on this list, but that doesn't mean you can't use the form to name a color after them <3
For Vs, OCs, and NPCs: You can ⭐complete the form here.⭐
Please reblog this post, as outside links can interfere with posts showing properly in the tags. <3 Also, please feel free to send this link to friends, or to share it on other platforms; any visibility that will help the project is appreciated.
"Main" Cyberpunk 2077 NPCs and Cyberpunk: Edgerunners Characters Up For Grabs (as of May 8th):
Anders Hellman Arthur Jenkins Bob Sagan Brendan Cassidy Righter Declan "Brick" Griffin Delamain Denny Dexter "Dex" DeShawn Driss "Scorpion" Meriana Elisabeth "Lizzy Wizzy" Wissenfurth Elizabeth Peralez Faraday Gloria Martinez Henry Jefferson Peralez Jeremiah Grayson Kirk Sawyer Kiwi Lucyna Kushinada Lyle Thompson Maiko Maeda Maine "Maman" Brigitte Mateo Thiago Matilda "Sasquatch" K. Rose Meredith Stout Michiko Arasaka Milt Nauman Muamar "El Capitan" Reyes Nix Ozob Bozo Pepe Najarro Pilar Placide Rhino Roxanne Sumner Ruby Collins Saburo Arasaka Saul Bright Simon "Royce" Randall Susan Abernathy Susanna "Susie Q" Quinn Theo Price Tom Caldera Yawen Packard Yorinobu Arasaka
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demifiendrsa · 1 year
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A sequel to Good Burger is in development at Paramount+.
Both Kenan Thompson and Mitchell are coming back to reprise their respective roles as Dexter Reed and Ed. 
Kevin Kopelow and Heath Seifert, who co-wrote the original film and worked on “All That”, serve as writers and executive producers on the sequel. They’ll potentially be joined by James III, who wrote the short-lived 2019 “All That” reboot and is in discussions to join “Good Burger 2.” Phil Traill, a sitcom vet known for “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” and “The Middle,” will direct the streaming movie, which is scheduled to begin production in May and will premiere later this year on Paramount+.
According to the Paramount+ logline, Good Burger 2 sees Dexter down on his luck after another one of his inventions fails. Ed welcomes Dex back to Good Burger with open arms and gives him his old job back. With a new crew working at Good Burger, Dex devises a plan to get back on his feet but unfortunately puts the fate of Good Burger at risk once again.
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bravelittleocelot · 3 months
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9 people I’d like to know better
tagged by the amazing @lottiethroughthelookingglass <3 Thank u!!
Last movie: Seriously Red. An Australian film about a Dolly Parton impersonator. It was... very aussie.
Sweet/spicy/savoury: Sweet!
Relationship status: Single and lonely lmaooo
Last thing I googled: How to spell Parton correctly because I second-guessed myself three times. Before that it was 'how to calculate level 1 bard hp 5e' (My con is zero but my dex is +3 so maybe I won't die instantly)
Current obsession: the fucking Nancy Drew show that got CANCELLED SO DISRESPECTFULLY. I'm obsessed with it to the point im IMMEDIATELY rewatching it. I have THOUGHTs I have FEELINGs I have THE PREQUEL BOOK ON ITS WAY TO ME RN
Last song: A Cover of Cherry Wine by Hozier by Jasmine Thompson
Tagging: @hemidemisemienby, @bobagrub, @grapes-from-space, @beakybirdsong, @thatstupidsheep
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splatchatblog · 5 months
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We did it! #GoodBurger2 is the #1 Original Movie EVER on Paramount+!
Stream Now: https://link.us.paramountplus.com/xsaG01gEVEb
Synopsis: “Dexter Reed [Thompson] is down on his luck after another one of his inventions fails. Ed [Mitchell] welcomes Dex back to Good Burger with open arms and gives him his old job back. With a new crew working at Good Burger, Dex devises a plan to get back on his feet but unfortunately puts the fate of Good Burger at risk once again."
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theclassymike · 2 years
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Lino Facioli via Jánik von Wilmsdorff’s instagram stories.
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geekcavepodcast · 6 months
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Good Burger 2 Trailer
Ed and Dex are back in a new Good Burger film. Mega Corp is going to put Mega Good Burgers in cities all over the world. Mega Good Burgers staffed entirely by ROBOTS!
Good Burger II is directed by Phil Traill from a screenplay by Kevin Kopelow, Heath Seifert, and James III. The cast includes Kenan Thompson, Kel Mitchell, Jillian Bell, Lil Rel Howery, Josh Server, Lori Beth Denberg, and Carmen Electra.
Good Burger 2 hits Paramount+ on November 22, 2023.
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crossoverquest · 1 year
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For @amyfevernight
Thumb Wrestling Federation: The Shocking Season
Hosts: Dick Thompson and Tatiana Qwartz
Match 1: Avalanche 7 vs. Unit 19G
Location: TWF Commentators Box
Dick: Welcome to an exciting new season of the Thumb Wrestling Federation, brought to you now by No Straight Roads. Hey, Tatiana, how long has it been since the last season of the TWF?
Tatiana: A month, and in all that time, there’s been some changes. The ban on the Sinistras’ presence in the TWF has been lifted so long as they agree to compete with the Sparx, a team who’s tired of the Dextera/Sinistra feud, during this season.
(Author’s Note: This is a reference to Spilled Milk Production’s last TWF season.)
Tatiana: I’m being told there’s a newcomer from this team today; A thumb that belongs to a Lolita wearing gynoid created by a child genius. We’ll have to head on to the match.
Location: The TWF Ring
*Wasabi, N Fuego, Itsy Bitsy, and Unit 19G were playing Splatoon 3 next to the ring’s red corner when the Sparx entered the scene. Unit 19G saw every action Avalanche 7 took and walked up to her.*
Unit 19G: STATE YOUR IDENTITY.
Avalanche 7: Designation: Avalanche 7. My creator, Annabelle Ishikawa, educated me in the sport of Thumb Wrestling; I’m the 3rd ranked Thumb Wrestler in my team, the Sparx.
Wasabi: So you’re the new guys I’ve been hearing about.
Avalanche 7: Affirmative.
Flint: We’ll have you know that we find your feuding to be quite tiresome…
Announcer: In the Blue Corner, fighting for the rebellious Sparx, an engineering marvel from Black Rock, Colorado: Avalanche 7!
Tatiana: I heard she got her name because she was being built during last year’s Stanley Cup Finals. There was a game where the Lightning were losing by 7 points, as I recall.
Announcer: In the Red Corner, fighting for the Mighty Dexteras, a robot who doesn’t need any introduction and has one anyway, Unit 19G!
Dick: He heard that Avalanche 7 wanted to show off her skills and thought that he’d be a most appropriate opponent.
Unit 19G: INITIATING THUMB WRESTLING PROTOCOLS - CODE DEX-2011. OPPONENT’S ADVANTAGE: SUPERIOR TACTICS. MY ADVANTAGE: SUPERIOR COMBAT EXPERIENCE.
Announcer: Sparx, Dexteras, thumbs up, throw down!
Referee: Lock ‘em up!
Avalanche 7 and Unit 19G: Four, three, two, one! Who will be the strongest thumb? / FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE! WHO WILL BE THE STRONGEST THUMB?
*Avalanche 7 and Unit 19G exchange hooks, causing a loud racket in the process. N Fuego, who was spectating the fight, was visibly annoyed. Itsy Bitsy enters the scene in red pajamas, and she’s of the same mind.*
Itsy Bitsy: Hey, try to keep it down, would you?
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Unit 19G: YOUR CHASSIS IS BUILT OUT OF THE SAME MATERIALS AS MINE.
Avalanche 7: It’s time to show you what mine can do!
*Whirring can be heard from Avalanche 7’s left side as she uppercuts Unit 19G, knocking a screw out of his head in the process. After another exchange of blows, Round 1 ends.*
Tatiana: A wonderful performance from our newcomer as we go into round 2 of the Sparx’s first match.
Avalanche 7: From one robotic thumb to another, you’re handsome, but that doesn’t mean I won’t crush you like a tin can in my team’s name.
*Unit 19G dodges a series of hooks from Avalanche 7 and blocks 2 more. Avalanche 7, a series of blows that hit Unit 19G, and loud clanking follow suit in this regard not long before Round 2 ends.*
Dick: Unit 19G hasn’t had this big a thrashing since the days when Spilled Milk Productions sponsored the TWF. I remember his loss to The Lost Viking as if it had just happened.
Tatiana: Speaking of The Lost Viking, I wonder where he is…
Unit 19G: IT’S TIME TO END THIS.
Avalanche 7: On that we can agree.
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*Avalanche 7 spins like a top around the ring, hitting Unit 19G as she passes by him.*
Dick: I haven’t seen a move like that before.
Tatiana: I’m being told that she calls that move the 360 Degrees of Pain. When she uses this move, she turns into a hard hitting and nigh-unpredictable top. I swear, Unit 19G can’t catch a break. First he loses to The Lost Viking during the Spilled Milk Productions run of the TWF, and now this?
Avalanche 7: How’s this for sending a message?
*Avalanche 7 headlocks Unit 19G and pins him after a brief struggle.*
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Tatiana: And there we have it! Avalanche 7 and the Sparx get the first win of the Shocking Season.
Dick: This season, we have a surprise for you viewers at home. Our newly founded TWF Sound Machine has a song they’d like to sing to you.
N Fuego: I’m sure you’ll enjoy this song!
TWF Sound Machine Performance #1: Necromancin Dancin by Bear Ghost
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N Fuego:
This is it!
Now we've found it, I'm astounded
Every town will be surrounded
By a throng of marchin' death
Delicious the riches, they glisten ahead
It's a craze!
They'll devour every hour
Of these endless, non-progressive inundations of their kind
And lucky for you, you're the next one in line
Graveyard Shift:
When I'm necromancin', everyone's dancin'
No one can stop me, I dare you to try
The dead are infused with sensational groove
And they're comin' for you now
There's nowhere to hide
Graveyard Shift/(N Fuego):
Yeah! (Waltzin' forth, here they come)
I'm raisin' the dead (Everyone, turn and run)
I'm lovin' the dread (Killer moves that will stun)
N Fuego:
Let's make some evil
Graveyard Shift:
I'm in bliss!
My cadavers drive a gatherin'
Of streets of gleeful people
Seein' the deceased's advance
The risen are ridden with rhythm and dance
Graveyard Shift:
Dig up some flesh with plenty of mold
Senator Skull:
Disease is appeasin' for rickety bones
N Fuego:
And make it saucy with a hot incantation
Dominion is served with a bubblin', spirited, vibrant Subjugation (Wasabi: Whoa!)
Graveyard Shift/(N Fuego):
Yeah! (Waltzing forth, here they come)
I'm raisin' the dead (Everyone, turn and run)
N Fuego:
I'm lovin' the dread (Killer moves that will stun)
Let's make some evil
N Fuego/(Graveyard Shift):
Yeah! (Bust a move or you'll lose)
The dance of the dead (they'll swarm all over you)
Get out there and shred (it's a zombie footloose)
N Fuego:
And make some evil
Cities laid waste, and they celebrate
Freed now from their graves (we love it so)
(More, more, more, more)
So mince and prowl
It's over now, the necromance ballet
You're all the same
Graveyard Shift/(N Fuego):
Yeah! (Waltzing forth, here they come)
I'm raisin' the dead (everyone, turn and run)
N Fuego/(Graveyard Shift):
I'm lovin' the dread (killer moves that will stun)
N Fuego:
Let's make some evil
Graveyard Shift/(N Fuego):
Yeah! (bust a move or you'll lose)
The dance of the dead (they'll swarm all over you)
N Fuego/(Graveyard Shift):
Get out there and shred (it's a zombie footloose)
N Fuego:
And make some evil
Wasabi: I gotta say, you two have good tastes in villain songs.
N Fuego: When I heard that Graveyard Shift wanted to sing this song, I agreed because it sounded like it was on brand for the both of us.
Senator Skull: I joined in because the song’s lyrics mentioned bones.
Graveyard Shift: Let’s do this again some time.
N Fuego: Deal.
Next Match: Ouch vs. Graveyard Shift
Musical Credits:
Just Shapes and Beats - Factory Theme
Theme of Rika Chichibinta - Konami’s Parodius Da! for the PC-Engine
Super Smash Bros Ultimate - Sora’s Victory Theme
Necromancin Dancin by Bear Ghost
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GOOD BURGER 2 (or NOSTALGIC Boogaloo, Pt. 2) – HM Movie Reviews
Welcome to Hybrid Burger, Home of the Hybrid Burger, can I take your order?
Dexter Reed (Kenan Thompson) is down on his luck after another one of his inventions fails. Ed (Kel Mitchell) welcomes Dex back to Good Burger with open arms and gives him his old job back. With a new crew working at Good Burger, Dex devises a plan to get back on his feet but unfortunately puts the fate of Good Burger at risk once again.   What? First time I do a movie review in months and…
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Good Burger 2: Directed by Phil Traill. With Kel Mitchell, Pete Davidson, Kenan Thompson, Sofia Black-D'Elia. After his latest invention fails, Dex is welcomed back by Ed to his old job at Good Burger, which is once again put in jeopardy when Dex devises a plan to get back on his feet.
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