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kurj · 9 months
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im just gonna dump these Diablo 2 Amazons here
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malartifex · 1 year
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Some art I’ve done for Twitch.tv/Elegy !
One for Valentines, one for when she was playing Diablo 2, and one for when she was playing Muramasa: The Demon Blade!
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maltacus · 1 month
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Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Diablo (Video Games) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Amazon (Diablo II), Narrator Additional Tags: Fluff, Comedy, Satire, Friendship, Demons, Singing Series: Part 3 of Diabolical Misadventures Summary:
Since gilded amazon Törnrosa (Sleeping Beauty) tossed a golden apple into the triumvirate of the red, blue and green ones they bicker incessantly about whose skills are the mightiest and actually destroyed said artefact first. To settle the dispute the bored chronicler Maltatai calls upon high arbiter and unimpressed evaluator of skills Rapunzel.
Rödluvan (Red Riding Hood), Snövit (Snow White and Askungen (Cinderella) together with the assisting side-kicks and henchmen and -women provide helpful advise and assistance.
Or at the very least they provide distracting annoyance.
Resistance is futile.
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chibikyo · 1 year
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In honor of this weekends diablo 4 beta I give you my Diablo 2 class OC's
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Amara - Amazon
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Kalaef - Paladin
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Faerghas - Barbari
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Phaelon - Druid
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Sarron- Assassin
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Khepri - Sorceress
Haroutyoun - Necromancer
Finished just in time to enjoy the server slam
Right after the last beta I ended up in a huge Diablo hyperfixation, so I have been drawing my personal Diablo OC's for the past several weeks. I made it a goal to finish the 7 D2 class characters by the server slam and I managed to finish my Paladin exactly at Midnight so hope everyone enjoy's the fanart. I am a little unhappy with my assassin. I think it's a good start but could use serious improvement compared to the others but my inspiration was at a low point when I worked on her. Also my friend drew a wolf helm for Phaelon that hasn't been added yet (but would cover the awesome hair) and I'll be drawing a much more armored version of Faerghas when I finish up my D3 clasees. If this post gets interest I'll try to have them done by launch. I cross posted an resdit too but feel like tumblr may appreciate this more.
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kaoooblo · 6 months
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Happy D2 Halloween!
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I quickly made this gif for a post on twitter but I feel like a small rant!
FUCK BONE FETISHES IN DIABLO 2 THEY ARE SUCH A BULLSHIT ENEMY WHY DO I JUST DIE INSTANTLY FOR KILLING SOMETHING GOOOD GOD
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karjalantroll · 2 years
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My favorite lady from Diablo 2 Translation: I know how to swear, any questions? 🤨
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hardstylahtv · 1 year
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Прохождение D2R HC 2.5 Амазонка-лучница. Часть 5. Финал за лучницу
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luvtonique · 9 months
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Blizzard Lead Dev: "I just don't get it. People don't like our games anymore. We have over 45 gay NPC couples in Dragonflight, we have lesbians ride off into the sunset awkwardly in Diablo 4 and even Lorath finds it awkward when it happens, we have vitiligo options, we have multiple gay and multiracial characters in Overwatch 2, we changed the names of male and female to body type 1 and body type 2, turned all the sexy paintings into fruits, added green hair to humans, made the Night Elf heritage armor kind of not sexy, put a transgender dragon in the game, what the fuck do people want from us?"
Blizzard Forum Dev: "Well, I've been looking at the forums. Players want tails on worgens and-"
Blizzard Lead Dev: "I've GOT IT! Let's make a follow-up to that quest where the two centaur dudes want to get married, let's make the player prepare their wedding and they do this gay little talking-at-the-same-time and giggling moment, the gays do that stuff right? At least 4 people will find it cute!"
Blizzard Forum Dev: "Sir, it really seems like all of this pandering might be just a thinly veiled attempt to make people forget about that unfathomably disgusting sexual harassment lawsuit by catering to the loudest people on social media in hopes they'll start loudly advertising how PC we've become and we'll somehow rebuild our dwindling fanbase from new players who are suddenly creating accounts just to watch gay dragons talk about how much they love their mate. I think instead of trying to pander to people who hate our game and our company and always have and always will, perhaps a better option is to cater to the dwindling player base we have left, and to the people who left because of these stupid-ass politically correct things we keep doing. We can't just make people forget what our company did by pretending we're good people. What we CAN do is listen to our players. They don't want more gay NPCs in WoW, they don't want frumpy unattractive characters in Diablo 4 like forced fat druids, they don't want the Amazon's butt to be covered up in Diablo 2 Resurrection, they don't want Overwatch 2 to emphasize the importance of a character being gay or autistic above any semblance of personality or relevance to the story they might have. What they want is what they loved for the last 20 years. They want the company they grew up with back. The company that made Alexstrasza, Kerrigan, Whitemane, Sylvanas, the Eredar Twins, Mercy, Widowmaker, Tracer. Not the company that made a Thai femboy and made the crafting tutorial NPCs in Dragonflight absolutely offensively and objectifyingly flamboyant gay guys."
Blizzard Lead Dev: "You're... you're right... ... You're right, man. I dunno what I was thinking. You're right. People want the old Blizzard back."
Blizzard Forum Dev: "That's the spirit, man! We can turn this around, it's not too late. We can bring back the game that every really hot girl at every Blizzcon loved making skimpy cosplays for!"
Blizzard Lead Dev: "Orisa is transgender now"
Blizzard Forum Dev: "God fucking dammit sir"
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crabs-and-bongos · 6 months
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If anyone out there is interested in trying Diablo 2, but wants to use a controller... do not play a Fire Druid. There are too many keybinds for the controller to handle. You need to summon your ravens, your wolves, your dire wolves, your grizzly bear, your spirit, your carrion vine... and those are just pets.
Your attacks are Firestorm, Molten Boulder, Fissure, Volcano, and Armageddon. Unlike every other class, your magic spells all have cooldowns, so you can't just use one, you have to rotate through them all!
Very flashy to look at, very hectic to play. Compare that to an Amazon, who uses two buttons.
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bjsmall · 1 year
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10.04.23
We watched DreamWork's Puss in Boots (2011). IMDb link: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0448694/ Puss in Boots is a 2011 computer animated adventure comedy film produced by DreamWork's Animation and distributed by Paramount Pictures. It is a spin off of the Shrek film series rather than a version of the fairytale Puss in Boots. Puss in Boots is directed by Chris Miller with the screenplay by Tom Wheeler. The film follows the origin story of Puss in Boots on his adventures years before the adventures of Shrek 2 (2004). Puss in Boots voiced by Antio Banderas, is accompanied by his friends Humpty Dumpty (Zach Galifianakis) and Kitty Softpaws (Salma Hayek) to battle against Jack and Jill for the ownership of the magical beans and the fortune of the golden eggs. Puss in Boots is named after his signature pair of black boots. He is a fugitive on the run from the law seeking to clear his name. Humpty is Puss in Boots long lost childhood friend who tricked him into committing a bank robbery in his hometown of San Ricardo. Puss in Boots is reluctant to join him again but Kitty Softpaws persuades him. After many adventures, the double crossing Humpty meets his fate and Puss in Boots is hailed as a hero for saving San Ricardo, although the military still regard him as a fugitive. Puss in Boots and Kitty Softpaws share a dance and kiss at the end. For the full plot, see wiki link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puss_in_Boots_(2011_film) The idea for Puss in Boots was first mentioned in 2004, initially as a direct to video film. But by October 2006, the film had been changed to full release when DreamWorks realised its full potential. During the films production, the team struggled for a long time to include the giant from Jack and the Beanstalk. The results didn't work well and in the end the giant never makes an appearance. Puss in Boots is the first DreamWorks Animation film to be partly made in India. This not only reduce labour costs but also helped as at the time DreamWorks were making three films a year in the US. The film is incredibly action packed as demonstrated in the planting of the beanstalk beans. This includes swirling clouds, erupting ground and huge gusts of wind. Puss in Boots, Humpty and Kitty Softpaws are shown swirling up on the beanstalk as it raises into the sky. Here is an in-depth article about this complex sequence: https://www.fxguide.com/fxfeatured/puss-in-boots-head-in-the-clouds/ Another standout feature of the film is the excellent dynamic shadow animation work during the lengthy night scenes.
Also the cat dance fight scene where Puss in Boots challenges the Masked Kitty (Softpaws) to a dance fight. This scene is fast paced and is very funny!
Puss In Boots is shown in the 2.39:1 (Cinemascope) aspect ratio. The music for Puss in Boots is composed by Henry Jackman. He used folk instruments traditionally found in Latin music. Lady Gaga's song 'Americano' also features in the film. The score was released in October 2011. The premiere for Puss in Boots was held on October 16th 2011 aboard the cruise ship Allure of the Seas in Florida. Puss in Boots was a big box office success and the third highest grossing animated film of the year behind Kung Fu Panda 2 and Cars 2. Puss in Boots was critically well received with an approval rating of 86% and an average rating of 6.9/10. It grossed $70.4 million and was a great success. It included a short animated film called 'The Three Diablos'. Puss in Boots was released on Blu-Ray, DVD and Blu-Ray 3D on the 24th February 2012. Interestingly, Puss in Boots was never released on 4K Blu-Ray in the UK, however the US version is region free. The sequel to Puss in Boots was released in December 2022 and called 'The Last Wish'. I will definitely watch and review this film in future, watch this space! I first saw Puss in Boots when I bought it as a Triple Play Blu-Ray, DVD & Digital Copy in 2012. Puss in Boots is available to stream in the UK on Amazon Prime Video, YouTube and Netflix. I bought it on YouTube in High Definition. Although it is not a film I regularly watch, when I do I really enjoy the visual effects, voice acting and the storyline. Puss in Boots has a quirkiness about it that reminds me of Rango which was released in the same year.
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khotaiphanmemviet · 2 months
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Trải Nghiệm Game Diablo 2 Việt Hóa - Phiên Bản Độc Đáo Cho Người Chơi Việt Nam
Diablo 2 là một trong những tựa game hành động nhập vai góc nhìn từ trên xuống nổi tiếng nhất mọi thời đại. Và giờ đây, người chơi Việt Nam cũng có cơ hội trải nghiệm phiên bản độc đáo của trò chơi này với Diablo 2 Việt hóa.
Diablo 2 Việt hóa không chỉ là một phiên bản được dịch sang tiếng Việt mà còn có những điều chỉnh và cập nhật đặc biệt, phù hợp với người chơi Việt Nam. Từ cốt truyện đến các tình tiết trong game, tất cả đều được điều chỉnh sao cho phù hợp với văn hóa và tâm trạng của người chơi Việt.
Trong Diablo 2 Việt hóa, người chơi sẽ được trải nghiệm cuộc phiêu lưu hấp dẫn và gay cấn thông qua các nhân vật mang phong cách đa dạng như Amazon, Barbarian, Sorceress, và nhiều nhân vật khác. Họ sẽ đối mặt với những thách thức đầy kịch tính từ các Dungeon tăm tối đến các boss mạnh mẽ đầy rẫy quái vật.
Không chỉ là một tựa game giải trí, Diablo 2 Việt hóa còn mang đến cho người chơi những trải nghiệm xã stress tuyệt vời. Với đồ họa ấn tượng và âm nhạc sống động, người chơi sẽ bị cuốn hút vào thế giới đầy bí ẩn và nguy hiểm của Diablo 2 từ những phút đầu tiên.
Đặc biệt, Diablo 2 Việt hóa còn được cộng đồng game thủ Việt Nam đánh giá cao về tính cộng đồng. Bạn có thể tham gia vào các nhóm, diễn đàn hoặc thậm chí là các sự kiện cộng đồng để giao lưu và chia sẻ kinh nghiệm với các game thủ khác.
Tóm lại, Diablo 2 Việt hóa không chỉ là một tựa game giải trí, mà còn là một phần không thể thiếu trong danh sách của những người yêu thích thể loại game hành động nhập vai. Hãy sẵn sàng đắm chìm vào thế giới đầy kỳ bí và mê hoặc của Diablo 2 Việt hóa và khám phá những bí ẩn đang chờ đợi bạn!
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maltacus · 10 months
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The Misadventures of Two Untwinked Javazons - Completed
Maltatai: The summer vacation is going fine on the Amazon isles and everyone is relaxing after yet another world resetting demon invasion and awaiting news of Tyraels completion of the task of sending the cheating ancients to hell. And not even the last desperate attempt from Törnrosa to instigate unrest can break the jovial and benign cheerful atmosphere here...right?
Snövit: But of course not!
Rödluvan: That would be really immature, bickering over an inscribed apple.
Askungen: Certainly so. Quite unnecessary.
Snövit: Could not have put it better myself. We all know the answer anyway.
Askungen: Indeed, we certainly do.
Rödluvan: And there can be no doubt what it is.
Snövit, Rödluvan and Askungen: "Looks sternly at one another"
Maltatai: Here we go again...
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kaoooblo · 2 years
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🔥 D2 Heroes Campfire 🔥
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Celebrating Diablo II 22 years by the campfire!  
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happymeishappylife · 4 months
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Top Songs of 2023
I don't have Spotify, so no wrapped, but Amazon at least recaps my top songs. These definitely were the top songs I enjoyed playing over and over again while also singing out loud. (Plus it gives a hint to my top album of the year...) But there were also some surprises so that was nice.
The Top 10:
Love From the Other Side by Fall Out Boy
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2. Ultraluminary (From the Over the Moon Soundtrack by Phillipa Soo
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3. No Bad Days by Macklemore featuring Collett
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4. Heartbreak Feels So Good by Fall Out Boy
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5. Want Me by Baby Queen
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6. Metalizm by Babymetal
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7. True Romance by Oh Wonder
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8. Dare You To Doubt Me by The Script
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9. Lavender Haze by Taylor Swift
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10. Easy by MisterWives
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The other top songs:
11. Metal Kingdom by Babymetal
12. Sharks by Imagine Dragons
13. MANIAC by Stray Kids
14. Circus by Stray Kids
15. Hope for the Future by Bastille
16. Over by Chvrches
17. Future Holds by Bastille featuring BIM
18. New World by ATEEZ
19. Bad Habits by Ed Sheeran featuring Bring Me the Horizon
20. Lilith (Diablo IV Version) by Halsey featuring Suga
21. Tail Lights by Macklemore featuring Morray
22. Anti-Hero by Taylor Swift
23. Forgive Me Friend by Smith & Thell
24. Moneymaker by Fitz & The Tantrum
25. Blow by Jackson Wang
26. Out of Your Mind by MisterWives
27. Moving On by A R I Z O N A
28. sail away (R3HAB remix) by lovelytheband
29. Drunk (And I Don't Want to Go Home) by Elle King featuring Miranda Lambert
30. Kings & Queens, Part 2 by Ava Max featuring Lauv & Saweetie
31. Cyberpunk by ATEEZ
32. Maniac by Macklemore featuring Windser)
33. Lost/Sun Comes Up featuring Jackson Lee Morgan
34. Monochrome by Babymetal
35. Marry Me by Betty Who
36. Mastermind by Taylor Swift
37. Up All Night by Bang Chan, Changbin, Feliz, & Seungmin
38. Die 4 Me Halsey
39. Sorry by Macklemore featuring Livingston
40. Faithful by Macklemore featuring NLE Choppa
41. City of Angels by Demi Lovato
42. Hold Me Like a Grudge by Fall Out Boy
43. You're On Your Own Kid by Taylor Swift
44. The Kintsugi Kid (Ten Years) by Fall Out Boy
45. Watch the World Burn by Falling in Reverse
46. Always Get This Way by the Aces
47. Snow on the Beach by Taylor Swift featuring Lana Del Ray
48. I Need by Macklemore
49. So Good Right Now by Fall Out Boy
50. Freak by Demi Lovato featuring Yungblud
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bethnalgreen · 8 months
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Dead Mountain preview chapters
So, the new novel in Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child's Nora Kelly (and Corrie Swanson) series is out in about a week. I ordered my copy from the Poisoned Pen because I want the collectible cards. (Sorry, guys, don't really care that it's an "autographed" first edition.) I used to be a B&N bookseller, so I know people who order from there or Amazon tend to receive the book on the release date, while I'll have to wait a week or two. Fortunately, Amazon has a sample available online that I can obsess over in the meantime.
Spoilers for the new book (and previous books in the series) ahead!
Chapter 1: It's late October. Two frat guys get stuck in the snow in the New Mexico mountains. They proceed to get drunk and stoned, crawl into a cave for shelter, and find human remains.
Chapter 2: She's back! My favorite character, Special Agent Corinne/Corrine Swanson, appears. (Has Hachette fired all their proofreaders? Come on, it's kind of essential that you figure out how the first name of your co-heroine is spelled.)
It appears that Corrie has spent the past few months on boring FBI assignments after the shit-show that wrapped up Diablo Mesa. I find the mention of debriefings and lie detector tests reassuring; I wondered how much she told her superiors about what happened. Apparently, she told them everything. Unfortunately, it looks like she's gotten screwed over again with regards to commendations, promotions, etc. because of the case's classified nature. Typical. (Can't FBI agents get commendations or decorations for classified work? It seems like Pendergast has a few of those in his jacket.)
Her boss now has a case for her, and introduces her to her new mentor, Agent Sharp. (RIP, Hale Morwood.) Corrie notices that his clothes and haircut are better than typical FBI issue. He's pretty quiet, has an accent she can't quite place, and has a reputation for being somewhat of a lone wolf. Hmm, reminds me of someone ...
Anyway, her boss assigns her the human-remains-in-the-mountains case, and Corrie and Sharp leave posthaste.
Just a small rant here. This chapter states Corrie's been at the Albuquerque FO for about a year. Excuse me, it's been ALMOST TWO YEARS. She started her assignment in ABQ in January 20xx. The meat of the story in Old Bones took place in May/June. The events of Scorpion's Tail took place three months later (fall of 20xx). Diablo Mesa took place six months after that (spring of the next year). Dead Mountain explicitly starts four months later, on Halloween. That's nearly two years. Her probationary period should almost be up already. Sometimes I wonder if the authors are deliberately messing with the timeline to keep Corrie in stasis, or whether they just can't be bothered with consistency.
Chapter 3: We begin with another inconsistency. We're told that Morwood was forced into a mentoring role by an "injury," but it was actually his interstitial lung disease.
Corrie learns a little more about the Manzano Mountains region and gets snarky about the "need" for hundreds of nuclear weapons. Sharp seems to appreciate the sarcasm.
We're introduced to a deputy for Torrance County, who reminds Corrie of her "friend," Sheriff Watts of Socorro County. She wonders what Watts is up to. This is interesting ... he asked her out in Diablo Mesa, and she pretty much accepted. It's now four months later, she obviously hasn't been too busy, and they haven't gone on that date yet? In fact, it doesn't even sound like she's really kept in touch with him. Maybe later chapters will clarify this situation and explain how in the world he's surviving with only one of his Colt Peacemakers.
The deputy seems decent enough, but the big kahuna himself, Sheriff Hawley, is yet another of the male LEOs that Corrie runs into all too often. Calls her "young lady" even after she's identified herself as FBI and refuses to leave the scene (which he's stomping all over without protective gear) until the MALE FBI agent threatens him. Sigh.
Side note: I got an email from Poisoned Pen, which refers to an "evil sheriff" in this novel. Does Hawley have something to do with the "Dead Mountain" cold case that Corrie and Nora are going to investigate? On the other hand, one Goodreads review says that the plotline with Nora, Skip, and the sheriff goes nowhere. Is he just evil for evil's sake, then?
Anyway, Corrie goes into the cave and sees the human remains. And there the preview abruptly ends.
I feel like there's a lot of unpack here, and we don't even know what's going on with Nora and her billionaire boyfriend!
As much as I bitch about continuity errors in these books (I guess you never stop being a copy editor) I almost always really enjoy them. I expect I'll devour Dead Mountain as fast as I can, give it a chance to digest, and then read it again for things I missed the first time. And I'll definitely login to watch Preston and Child's appearance at the Poisoned Pen on publication day.
Anyone who reads this, feel free to speculate on what might happen in the book. I have a feeling the next few weeks are going to drag ...
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