For @lumea-art's birthday, I wrote a drabble. Probably my first one ever? Turns out, 100 words is, like, not a lot. Happy (belated) birthday!! 💕💕💕
Bojere, set after their insta live in Turku.
“Seriously, Bojan?”
“What?”
“You want me… keep socks on?”
“The heart wants what it wants.”
“But it say “remove before sex”.”
“Yeah, but. I’ve been watching them all day. Imagining… things.”
“Fine. You know what? Then you wear… Bulbasaur hat.”
“What? Please, no!”
“What you mean? I see how you look me when I wear it.”
“Yeah, it’s cute on you.”
“And it will be more cute on you.”
“I’m warning you, if you put that thing on me, you will never see it again.”
“What, you going to steal it?”
“Just watch me.”
“Ok. Now. Hat on. Pants off.”
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Semi-Conscious
[read on ao3][masterlist]Febuwhump prompt: semi-conscious
"It's alright, Master Qui-Gon, it doesn't even hurt."
"That is because you are in shock, my young Padawan. Stop moving."
"I'm in shock?"
"Or near enough. Now for once please do as I say and stop moving."
Characters: Qui-Gon Jinn, Obi-Wan Kenobi
Wordcount: 604
"It's alright, Master Qui-Gon, it doesn't even hurt."
"That is because you are in shock, my young Padawan. Stop moving."
"I'm in shock?"
"Or near enough. Now for once please do as I say and stop moving."
"I didn't think I was moving, Master, honestly."
"You are. And you're making it exceedingly difficult to apply this dressing."
"Oh dear. I'm sorry, Master."
"Don't be sorry, just stop squirming."
"Ah!"
"There. It'll sting for a minute, but don't worry. It has an analgesic. Let it kick in."
"A what?"
"A numbing agent. I'm surprised you don't know that, Obi-Wan, you've always had a mind for science."
"I know what it means, I meant… oh, I hope it kicks in soon."
"It will. Squeeze my hand, there's a good lad. Let it work."
"What's… blast it all, it hurts—"
"I know."
"It didn't hurt until you said something!"
"I apologize for waking your sleeping nerves, dear Padawan."
"What's the… ah!"
"Spit it out your question before you choke on it!"
"What… what did you put on me?"
" …a bandage?"
"No, what kind."
"Oh. It's… where did that package go? It's a Talusian Gluestat."
"I've never heard of it. Isn't… isn't Talusia an ocean world?"
"You spend enough time in the archives, I'd expect you to know better than I."
"It is. They have no s-sentient species…"
"Obi-Wan, I do wish you'd stop talking and concentrate on not bleeding to death."
"Yes, M-Master."
"You're going pale. Karabast, why isn't it working?"
"The only thing I c-can think of that commonly comes from T-T-Talusia is a-a species of mussel."
" 'Remove protective film and apply directly to the site of injury…' "
"M-Master…"
" 'Do not use if allergic to shellfish.' Obi-Wan, are you allergic to shellfish? Is that why it isn't working?"
"N…no…"
"Blasted—take my hand. You're alright. How's the pain?"
"It's not so b-bad, now…"
"I wish you wouldn't have squirmed so."
"I'm s-sorry, Master."
"What am I even saying—no, I'm sorry. The last thing you need is for me to… just focus on my voice. Keep squeezing my hand."
"L-Like this?"
"Just so. Clear your mind. There is no need to panic. The dressing is working on your wound, and now we must stem your feelings. There is no emotion, there is peace. Say it."
"There is n-no emotion, there is peace."
"There is no ignorance, there is knowledge."
"There is no… ignorance, there i-i-i-is—"
"Easy, my boy, easy. Breathe with me, in and out. In and out. Good. Try again."
"There is no i-ignorance, there is knowledge."
"There is no passion, there is serenity."
"There is no passion, there is serenity."
"There is no chaos, there is harmony."
"There…"
"Obi-Wan?"
"S-sorry, Master, I just… Everything went dark for a moment."
"You fell unconscious."
"Oh. How long?"
"Only a second. We cannot stay here. Captain Somona? Captain Somona, can you hear me?"
"I've still got three on my tail, I'll circle back!"
"Captain, Obi-Wan has been injured. A deep laceration on his right side. I've patched it, but we need to evacuate now."
"I'll come back as soon as I can! I— ah!"
"Captain?"
"That's not g-good."
"Captain, come in!"
"Is she…?"
"May she find peace in her return to the Force."
"There… there is no death, there is the Force."
"Yes, Padawan. There is no death, there is the Force."
"I think… I think it's working, Master."
"You do not need to lie for my comfort."
"I'm not. I don't even feel it anymore. I think… I think it's working. It doesn't hurt. Nothing hurts. There is no… no death, there is…"
"Obi-Wan?"
"Obi-Wan!"
Taglist: @starwarsficnetwork, @febuwhump, @soliloquy-of-nemo
Divider: @saradika-graphics
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Irons in the Fire
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Archive Warning: N/A
Fandom: Supernatural
Ship: Gen (Dean & Sam)
Additional Tags: Crack Crossover, Implied/Referenced Character Death, Dialogue-Only, Humor
Wordcount: 261
Summary:
Sam and Dean discuss the latest monster they have to hunt.
Notes:
Prompt: use a photo on your phone camera roll and write a quick scene/hc for it
“Alright, what do we have?”
“Well, we’ve got a few dozen deaths in the past week. These people lived alone, boring jobs, no close family or friends, no real… successes.”
“So, losers?”
“…”
“What? You said it yourself, they aren’t the wolves of Wall Street, they’re Joe schmoes. Who died- Crap, that looks-“
“Maybe stop mocking the impalement victim, Dean.”
“I didn’t know he was in a wheelchair. I’d be more respectful if I did.”
“Says the guy who makes fun of blind people.”
“What was that?”
“Nevermind. Look, we have some of their texts before they died. They’ve all got the same number contact them.”
“Sam, this is unreadable.”
“It’s mostly taunting anyway. Telling them they aren’t strong enough, they never amounted to anything… they’re losers.”
“I get it, I’m an ass.”
“Well, the last few texts are some kind of threat. Saying that whatever this is, is going to force them to be stronger. Most of these deaths, there were no witnesses, but there was stuff left over at the scene that didn’t belong to the vics. Stuff like… magic 8 balls and dice.”
“Is there anything in the lore about that?”
“What do you think.”
“Wait, you said ‘most.’”
“That’s because our last victim, before he, um, took a lance to the heart, his neighbor came over to check on him. Or, well, to complain about his dog barking too loud. She saw the aftermath.”
“And?”
“And she says, ‘a gray fairy flew away from the body, cackling about winning again.’”
“What the fuck are we even hunting here?!”
(The original post for this concluded with a read more revealing the image I picked. It's right here.)
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*Spidey and the Sinister Six having their usual fight*
Doc Ock, landing a hit: You’re getting slow Spider-Man! Age finally catching up to you?
Spider-Man: You wish! I haven’t even hit my 30s! From those costumes I can already tell I failed to save you guys from those midlife crises! Sorry by the way.
Vulture: Watch it wallcr- wait… Did you just say your not in your thirties yet?
Spider-Man: Surprised that this spiders so young and spry? Well-
Electro: Dude I’ve been fighting you for at least 5 fucking years! How old even are you?
Shocker, joking cause he’s the only one who picked up no grown adult acts likes Spidey: Don’t swear in-front of the boy you don’t want him to pick it up.
Rhino: Christ! You’re tellin me I almost crushed some 12-year-olds skull all those years ago?
Spider-Man, regretting his quipping: I was not that young! Like just starting freshman year but-
Sandman, horrified as he’s the only one with a kid and dad instincts(as of my iteration): I could’ve killed a kid…
Shocker, genuinely curious: Are you even old enough to drink? Cruel to kill a man who ain’t had his first drink yet.
Electro: Please tell us you’re at least over 25 as of this fight. Hell, I’ll take over 21!
Spider-Man:….
Sandman, realizing just how young he really is: Oh my god.
Spider-Man: My birthday’s coming up soon so I guess it counts?
Doc Ock, exacerbated: It. Does. Not!
Vulture: What would your mother think if she knew her son was out here risking his life telling poorly constructed jokes?
Spider-Man, offended cause it quips slap: 1. My jokes are great 2. She and my dad are dead so-
Sandman, hysterical cause holy shit he almost killed a kid orphan: OH MY GOD!
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feral cat
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Rating: General Audiences
Archive Warning: N/A
Fandom: Supernatural
Ship: Midam
Additional Tags: Michael Possessing Adam Milligan, Dialogue-Only, Humor, Season/Series 05, 3 Sentence Fiction
Wordcount: 38
Prompt:
Anon said: "Midam, swan song style mirror conversation."
“I understand that this is difficult for you, but I promise, when this is over, you will be rewarded for your service, and I’ll let you see your mother. I- OW! WHAT ARE YOU- ADAM, STOP BITING ME!”
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There was only one bed/sharing a bed Prompt list
We doing this masterful trope this time lol. Again like always feel free to use for anything.
Person A waking up to a sleeping Person B clinging onto them tightly.
"Did you know you talk in your sleep?"
Person A waking up to Person B curled up and sleeping on top of them.
"Join me?"
Person A helping calm down Person B who woke up terrified and crying from a nightmare.
First time sharing a bed as a couple.
"Can I join you? I just...I just don't want to be alone tonight."
Whispering "Oh you are going to be very embarrassed when you wake up."
"I don't know, you just make me feel safe."
"It's late and we're tired."
Accidentally falling asleep on the bed to wake up to someone walking in on them.
Person A & B finding out when they wake up that they both cuddle things in their sleep (in this case each other)
"I can take the floor?" "No it's alright, besides it's big enough for the both of us."
Person A idly playing with Person B's hair while they are asleep.
Person A waking up to notice Person B was watching them sleep.
Person A staying the night after an event involving Person B.
Person A staying the night to help Person B recover after they were released from the hospital.
"You sure this is okay?"
"Do you want me to stay?"
"This okay?"
"It's alright, I'm here."
"Weirdly, the best sleep I've ever had."
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