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Bonus designs for my TF2 MLP AU! Meet the diamond dogs behind the entire war!
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Diamond Dogs video chat because not even the Ted Lasso finale can separate these dorks.
No I won’t finish the backgrounds
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You know, you're kinda like one of them sadistic nature documentarians that won't put down their camera even though they see a poor, defenseless, adorable, little, injured monkey about to get attacked by a pack of hyenas.
Ted Lasso | 3x05 “Signs”
BONUS:
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I just have this mental image of post-S3 Roy reluctantly calling the Diamond Dogs and gritting out something super informative like "My boyfriend... wants... something."
And Beard and Will know everything because... Beard is omniscient and Will is a boot room stalker, so they nod, and Nate has, like, a lightbulb moment and gets it immediately, and Trent – have you seen that post about how Trent is Jane Goodall and Jamie is the ape he's studying? – is just thinking oh finally and getting out his mental notepad. (I refuse to believe he wasn't invited back for another book, sorry.)
But Higgins is a moment behind. And he gags, like he does. And he asks, "You have a boyfriend?" And he lowers his voice, and he asks, "Have you... told Jamie?"
And Roy continues to stare at the wall or whatever, but everyone else turns to look at Higgins. And there's a beat. And then Higgins goes, "Ohhhhhhh," like he does.
(Yeah and then I got nothing. I'm supposed to be working.)
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I like how Kaz will just say anything
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David Bowie performing the song "Diamond Dogs," 1974
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Honestly, this scene from Brooklyn Nine-Nine is how I imagine Roy would talk to the Diamond Dogs about Jamie after realizing that non-platonic things are developing between them
Like he’d call a meeting thinking he was undecided about what to do about the thing developing between him and Jamie, complain about every teeny tiny annoying thing about Jamie for three minutes straight in a way that none of them are used to him doing anymore, decide while he’s ranting that he still wants to sleep with him anyway, and then drop he’s so annoying, I can’t believe I’m going to have sex with him. And then get all the clarity he needed from his immediate reaction to any one of them saying he doesn’t have to being no, he’s definitely going to sleep with him, he just needs to grumble about it a bit first
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Greetings Snoopy nation :3 just a little keychain idea cause I was bored
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[The Diamond Dogs discussing how to get Jamie back to his full potential as a player]
Roy: Count me out.
Ted: We can’t count you out. Jamie listens to you.
Roy: He also listens to the Barenaked Ladies. Go get their dumb arses to help you.
*Everyone gasps*
Higgins: Back it up.
Ted: Okay, Roy. You are clearly in a bad space today, but Jamie is one of our best players, and the Barenaked Ladies are triple platinum. Are you?
Roy: Why does everyone leap to defend that band so aggressively? And how much stuff do we have to go through before my coaching stops being questioned?
Nate: Maybe coaching together is about going through a lot of stuff. And maybe BNL has two Billboard Awards to your zero.
Roy: Oh, they're "BNL" now? We need a shorthand for the Barenaked Ladies. That's how fundamental they are. You know what Jamie probably needs more than anything? Some space. Maybe I do too.
Beard: Maybe we all need some space to pull the knife out of the back of the most celebrated Canadian alt-rock band of the mid-'90s, you selfish, jaded ass.
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