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kleepo · 3 days
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I think this is the stupidest and greatest thing I’ve ever done.
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He should be with the Loaded Diper band >:3
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not sure if these guys are better or worse than the cc boys…
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christiane4c · 3 days
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so real Greg ure so sigma femcel loser girl
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1ittle1iv · 3 days
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thinking of rodrick and how when you come over to his house, acting all innocent in front of his parents, a cute and meek ‘hi’ to susan and frank before rodrick drags you upstairs where you push him on his bed to make out.
“you little fake,” he says grinning on your lips, he pats your ass and kisses down your neck.
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noodlearg · 2 months
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happy international women’s day!!!
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plasticrarity · 6 months
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*opens my trench coat and flashbangs you with this*
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wellreadredhead · 2 years
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children's authors are better than everyone actually
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sidetable-drawer · 2 years
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Jeff Kinney is a gift to this world.
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animentality · 17 days
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ayo-edebiri · 7 months
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Bottoms (2023) // Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010)
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gyudons · 1 year
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happy international women’s day! apologise to a woman today
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kayokojiro · 1 year
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bringing this back for women’s day this year
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murdrdocs · 5 months
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perv!virg!rodrick heffley who accidentally comes across your panties in the laundry room 18+
he’d been grumbling about doing his own laundry on the way to the basement, his laundry basket in hand while he mumbled complaints all aimed towards his mother who was attempting to teach him responsibility.
he was saying something along the lines of being in college not being synonymous with doing your own laundry, and then he runs into you on the stairs. the pretty neighbor that lives across from him. always sending him friendly smiles anytime you run into each other in the hallway.
a smile similar on your face now.
“oh, i’m sorry.” your voice is polite and sweet and rodrick is dazed instantly. he stutters out a reply, probably saying you’re not to blame, and then he staggers to the bottom of the stairs and into the empty laundry room.
he’s stuffed his clothes into the washer, put entirely too much detergent in there and started it up, and then he turns around and notices the pink thong on the floor.
he stands there for a second, weighing his options. and he decides that it would be the wrong thing to do to just keep it lying there for someone to take. he lives right across from you, so he’ll pick them up and return them to you of course.
but then the panties are heavy in his pocket, soft pink fabric out of place along the lint and loose change in his black jeans. that alone should be incentive for him to return them to you, but suddenly he’s unlocking his door and his roommate is out and he really can’t help the fact that he masturbates to the sight of your panties.
he tries to resist being an absolute creep about it, but rodrick has never been the best at impulse control and next thing he knows, he has the tiny number over his nose and he’s taking a deep inhale, incredibly satisfied that you’d dropped a dirty pair on your way out.
he’ll return them after. it’ll be a good lesson in responsibility, having been required to clean them and then muster up the courage to return them to their rightful owner.
… after he takes one more whiff.
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lexiswriter · 1 year
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i feel like the most unrealistic thing about diary of a wimpy kid is how nobody had a fat crush on rodrick.
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pepsichel · 5 months
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