I want Fae!Dick to scare Deathstroke, or Jason using his "scary big brother privileges" 🥺
Omg literally can you imagine tho!?
Like, I don’t know much about Deathstroke, only that he’s apparently had a phase or two where he’s obsessed with Robin and making him his apprentice.
And Dick? Oh boy did Slade bite off more than he could chew with that particular sidekick.
Dick is amused.
When Slade tries to threaten him? Well, sure. Okay, he can play along. He’s got his gimmick with the titans right now and Bruce isn’t here to lecture him on morals. So, bring it, old man! And Slade? Totally convinced he scared the kid into submission? He’s in for a nasty surprise, because he was expecting an angry, terrified kid who was gonna fight him every step of the way. Someone he’d have fun breaking and molding into his version of a good soldier.
He’s not prepared for Dick “several rows of teeth” Grayson, for Robin “you should really work on leaving so many loopholes in your instructions” sidekick to Batman, for Richard “I am about to make you regret the day your mom and dad had their first kiss” Grayson-Wayne.
And Slade does. He regrets it so, so much. By day seven he’s ready to throw in the towel when he once again wakes up in the middle of a swamp with Robin splashing through the murky waters like it’s a day at the beach, animatedly talking to a something that looks like an alligator but has way too many eyes and feathers to be one.
“What? You only said not to move anywhere with trees again. We’re in a swamp!”
“This counts as the woods!”
“You said trees tho” :))))
“There ARE trees!!!!”
“They’re mangroves, jackass. God, read the room. They’re real sensitive about being called trees.”
(Slade will forever deny that he sheds a tear out of sheer relief when Batman comes to pick up his weird af kid)
And I’m afraid Jason would never actively have to invoke scary older brother privileges. It’s more of a “Dick, I know I complained about my maths teacher one (1) time, but please don’t have the deer eat her.”
Dick, who was totally about to tell the deer to eat her: “… Not even a nibble?” 🥺
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okay but following up on this gorgeous art and potential Dick-infiltrates-a-harem fic
what if it's like a trafficking situation and once he infiltrates he's constantly trying to draw all attention to himself to protect the other people there until the rescue operation can kick off. Just the flashiest, most gorgeously seductive outfits and behavior.
And he's successful at it, too - it's less nauseating to him when he can treat it as a performance, distance himself from it, weaponize the looks and charisma that have drawn him attention (both wanted and really, really unwanted) his entire life. When he can use the helpless attraction that people react to him with in order to draw the master's gaze away from those less equipped to handle it, less able to protect themselves.
he's especially trying to shield this younger boy, who is dangerously, magnetically beautiful, and who was very obviously - very unfortunately - The Favorite until Dick arrived. He even looks a bit similar to Dick, superficially - soft black hair, and pale blue eyes that sharpen so keenly whenever his gaze catches on Dick. So unlike the hazy, half-lidded look he's always giving the master.
Watching that man put his filthy hands all over the kid makes Dick feel sick. He re-doubles his efforts to never let them be alone, barely even wearing clothes anymore to catch and keep the master's eye on him, instead.
only for Tim to be like. So I know you're new here, and this protectiveness is...really sweet and kind and everything, but. You're stealing my shtick. I'm the self-sacrificial lamb protecting everyone else around here by drawing away the worst of the attention. I can take care of myself, you don't have to...put on that act, put yourself in the line of fire - not for me.
And Dick is like yes I do - at least until I can get you all out of here. god, you shouldn't have to do any of that either, I want to break his hand every time he touches you--
And Tim is like I knew it, I knew you had to be either a cop or a vigilante, okay what's the plan, I'm fully on board, here's all the security information and blackmail I've been gathering, we're burning this place to the ground, right?
Dick: --Absolutely we are 🥺💘
.......Okay but what if it's Ra's' harem
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Very soft No Capes AU in which the batkids have a little fantasy club. Dick and Kon are very serious founders. Jason does the writing and scripting, " Cause he's a nerd!"
" I'm NOT! I'm just very passionate about the intricate symbol of love that goes into personal creation,"
" Stop talking like that. No 5 year old sounds like that. "
" This one does! Now stay still, Harv. Tim's almost finished,"
Harvey's getting the right side of his face painted with Damian and Kon hanging off his back, -- this is good child care, he supposes, thought he laughs a little,
" Murray wants you guys to know he doesn't look like that."
"He signed creative rights away!"
"Yeah, Harv," Ivy's actually in the middle of signing hers, green crayon pigment smudged on her fingers, " We signed a contract. Hey, -- wait, let me see that script again, I would not fu-fricking say that,"
Harley just wants to know who she needs to bribe so Wild Card and Crimson Thorn end up together,
" Dickie, I love ya, but I do NOT wanna spend more time around Jack than I need to and its a reach at this point,--"
"Jester!"
" Yeah, Jester, -- And I wouldn't laugh, Ed, you're such a Redditor in this,"
Kon frowns, " What's a redditor? Dad doesn't let me get it. He says it's for dark, confused souls."
Clark, very brightly, " And that's why I got casted as Super Lad and they didn't!"
Talia, who just came to pick Damian and Jon up for their trip at the craft store since Selina just CAN'T allow Feline to walk around in a blanket dress, asks how the Knight is coming along, " Baba would like to re audition,"
Dick crosses his arms, glaring when Jason copies him as ALWAYS,
" There's no one scary enough for the Knight yet."
Jason stomps his foot, " He's not scary, Dickie! He's brave and kind and punches real hard!"
"Why not ask your daddy?"
" Psht. Tati's not scary.''
Bruce in a pink apron and cat mittens, holding a tray of skull shaped cookies, " I can be scary!...Or get Alfred to teach me. He's good at scary."
" Not only that, -- we can't decide who the love interest for The Knight should be!"
Jason flaps his overgrown sweater paws in clear distress. Tim coos and pats his arm, but Jason hasn't forgiven him for taking the Red Falcon role.
" Do any of you,--"
Everyone apart from Harley and Ivy practically jump on Jason, "ME,"
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