#dick slap

[sentient-stove]

“Wait, wait, wait, short baby Robin, back it up. You followed a radioactive green dog into the sewers? With no weapons?”

“Don’t be an idiot Grayson, I always have a weapon on me. It’d be counterproductive if I didn’t. Anyway- the dog disappeared and I was already down there so I followed the voices to this room—”

“You followed voices?!?”

“Do try to keep up.” Damian snipped. “Yes, and there was a room down there, like some sort of tomb and then I pulled this guy out of the coffin there.” And subsequently gave himself mild frostbite he was guessing by the way he still couldn’t feel his hands. Dick looked mid aneurysm at Damian’s minimal explanation but that had the benefit of him not asking anymore questions as he let them into the apartment, offering to take the teenager from Damian wordlessly.

“Did he tell you anything?” Dick pressed fingers to the teen’s wrist, brow furrowed. “Low pulse, okay. Okay. To the living room then. Was he awake when you got him out?”

“For a few moments.”

“And did you ask him for a name?”

“No.”

“Damian.”

“I was preoccupied with finding a living person in a glass coffin Grayson. He did say one thing though.” Besides thanking Damian but he was keeping that to himself for as long as he could.

“What was it?”

“The Packers suck.”

“Like the football team?” Dick questioned and Damian shrugged.

#dc x dp #damian wayne #dick grayson #danny fenton #danny phantom #dc comics #fanfic #wip hell #is it just me or would a Danny Phantom fic set in the 80s would slap #cause like satanic panic factoring into the ghost fear #but that’s not this wip lol #anyway I’m out #he’s! a! phantom! #glass casket au

[robinlovexo]

do you like my sundress?😋🥰

#wet and needy #good slvt #hornie #needy wh0re #take a bite 🍑 #slap my ass #wet ass pussy #ass pics #ass tease #sweet ass #ass slap #edge slvt #need dick #needy princess #erotyk #sun dress #short skirt

[buff-muffin]

ASL thoughts and head canons.

1. Sabo’s missing tooth he had as a kid didn’t actually fall out. He chipped it back when he was still living with his family. And his parents thinking that made him look disgusting and rowdy had the rest of the tooth removed before his adult tooth was even remotely ready to move in. Thus there was a gap in his teeth for ages. It started growing in when Sabo set sail.

2. Luffy loved using Ace’s freckles as a dot to dot. Both brothers heavily think he doesn’t have a fucking clue what animals he’s trying to conjure and Ace is getting sick of having to fight him tooth and nail every time Luffy finds a marker

3. In his early days of friendship with Ace. Sabo refused to believe that he could eat an entire bear by himself. He thought Ace was exaggerating like when someone says “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse” yet when he saw it with his own eyes he was horrified. Ace was also confused why Sabo didn’t want a bear to himself. But didn’t complain. Hunting one bear for the both of them and fighting over it was pretty fun. And scavenging berries for a desert never bothered them.

4. Sabo grew his hair out while he was a run away. He hated how it looked buzzed. And while he probably didn’t let it get any longer then his brother’s he loved the freedom. His mother cut his hair the second he was taken back home

5. Ace and Sabo hadn’t thought twice about bugs. Ace saw them as pests like the moths that would huddle around the candle light and Sabo was taught that they were gross. Luffy on the other hand adored them. He showed them bug fighting and showed them all sorts of cool and pretty bugs. He would also put beetles in his brothers’ shoes for fun but in the end they had come out of it for a new respect for bugs and a little bit more love-hate for Luffy.

6. Sabo tried to tell his adopted brother about his real brothers but he refused to believe Sabo was telling the truth. I mean beating up a giant tiger in the woods? Being made of rubber? Being able to eat 5 times their body weight in a matter of minutes? He thought Sabo was loony.

7. When taken back to his parents, Sabo refused to eat with his brother. Sharing a meal with someone made you friends and sharing a cup of sake made you brothers. And he wanted nothing to do with him.

8. Sabo was Dadans favourite. At first. Originally Sabo was… as well behaved as he was going to be around his brothers because that need to respect authority was so engrained in him. Though as he grew more comfortable with Dadan and trusting she really wasn’t going to kick him out other dumb things. He started joining in on the bullying Dadan band wagon. And she hated them all equally again.

9. Luffy and Ace find it absolutely hilarious how bad Sabo would get sun burnt in the summer. They would chase him around trying to slap him for hours. Dadan taught him how to make a remedy and over the years he gained a tan and freckles that he knew would have his bio dad blow a fuse.

10. Luffy always wants to be in fights of strength with his brothers to prove he’s strong. You know, arm wrestling. That weird thing were you put your feet together and push with all you’re might. And of course rough housing. But in the super early years of being a rubber man that was impossible cause his body would just. Bend. Arm wrestling? Womp womp no elbow for you. Foot wrestle? His legs fold like a piece of paper. He was humiliated and his face was bright red every time Ace and Sabo would laugh.

11. One of the best training methods the brothers had found for Luffy was actually made as a joke. Still completely pathetic at landing a damn punch Sabo jokingly said he should train by trying to catch bugs by stretching your arms. And after a lot of frustrated afternoons his aim did improve an alarming amount. Luffy to this day continues to train that way and he always thinks of Sabo when he does.

12. They never finished that bottle of sake they stole from Dadan. At the time they all thought the drink was absolutely putrid though drank their cups if it meant they were brothers. The bottle is still in the treehouse. Even after everything. It’s completely oxidised but the smell keeps animal from making their treehouse a nest so Ace and Luffy never minded all that much.

#unintentional Sabo favouritism #if there is a spelling or grammar mistake suck my metaphorical dick #asl brothers #no post time skip spoilers please #one piece sabo #sabo #luffy #monkey d. luffy #ace #portgas d ace #one piece #that little blonde boy could fit so much trauma in him #if you didn’t sunburn slap or foot wrestle your sibling are you even real? #one piece headcanons #asl brothers headcanons #Luffy and his bugs #rambles

[armed-with-a-waffle-iron]

Wondering when it dawned on Damian how manipulative Dick is

Bruce Wayne: The Road Home: Batman and Robin (I know, too many colons)

#he's such a prick I wanna slap him (affectionate sort of) #dick grayson #damian wayne #batman and robin #batman #robin #robins #dc comics #comics #bat family #batfam #nightwing

[shima-draws]

Robin should have punched Spandam in the dick. Just saying

#After all the BULLSHIT he put her through #Just slapping him silly isn’t ENOUGH #I want VIOLENCE. I want BLOOD #I want his LINEAGE to be CUT OFF. MURDER HIS DICK. #One Piece #Nico Robin #Shima speaks

[fisheito]

wasn't sure if i could stick to a proper theme for morv week but i like morv so i made him happen

#i want morv getting lots of nice breaks and being pampered #i mean. yes. with the obvious treats he loves. #but also i just wanna see him and eiden bond over being overworked and underappreciated corporate slaves #morv drinking a pina colada on the beach (signature SPECIAL pina colada) #idk why dante is today's target. he turns as red as his hair and covers his dick in defense mode #gartic is helping me get less stressed out about drawing things #i'm like. if something i drew that fast can get a laugh then why am i stressing out so much about refining this or that #just. *slaps things on the canvas* *throws it at u guys* *runs out of the room and slams the door* (I'm late for lunch) #morvay #eiden #dante

[c0met-dr01d]

so i've been playing A Game™

#pizza tower #pizza tower fanart #the noise #mr stick #more like mr dick am i right #my art #slap his bald head !!!!!!!! makes the same sound as opening a cash register

[parkjammys]

that ass won't quit

#dick grayson #nightwing #dick grayson x reader #nightwing x reader #dick grayson x reader smut #nightwing x reader smut #I have the urge to slap it so badly #stardust:txt

[bruciemilf]

Such a slut for Bruce calling his kids pet names regardless of where they are. He called a fully grown Dick his baby on TV. He called Jason sweetheart while they were Batman and Red Hood. He called Tim honey in a meeting. He called Cass princess at ballet practice. He called Damian habibi in front of the League. I mean, who’s gonna stop him? The media loves that shit, criminals and goons are too afraid of Batman and Red Hood to do anything, the executives value their jobs too much, the single mothers love a dilf and the League know better than to fuck with Bruce and Damian.

If you're a slut for that, I'm the whole damn whorehouse - ENDEARMENTS FOR FAMILY MEMBERS MY BELOVED,,, no no no because this feels me with warmth your mind is SOOOOOO HUGE

Omg Dick would be so flustered because you just KNOW the others tease him endlessly by ONLY referring to him as " baby" for a month straight. The titans too. He cannot escape it

I have a feeling that Jason and Damian would pull the " knock it off, Im too old for that!" card, but Bruce couldn't give two fucks bc he knows they secretly love it; especially damian who's so moved and touched by being called someone's 'love'

- him, not a monster but not a child; not darkness but not light. Bruce quickly shots that shit down and FIERCELY argues that Damian is love because he's strong.

Duke is pumpkin and stephanie is lovebug, he told me specifically- also the league can't say shit bc it's so adorable to witness. I bet they're happy to know there's a heart inside that suit

#what is it about dangerous individuals being treated like they're worthy of gentleness and love by someone they love so much so appealing #we may never know (i do know : it slaps and fucks) #bruce wayne #batdad #batkids #batfamily #batfam #headcanons #jason todd #damian wayne #dick grayson #soft bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #YOUR HONOR IF HE WAS ALLOWED TO BRUCE WOULD BE SUCH AN INSUFFERABLE DAD

[hood-ex]

Cackled at the part in Gotham War when Damian decked Jason so hard that he shattered Jason's mask. Like sorry but that was so cathartic after Robin #5 when everyone was like omg Damian hugged Jason uwu while conveniently leaving out the part where Damian only did that to electrocute Jason.

#🌸 slap a bitch-bitch slap back bc i'm feminine 🌸 #no but thank god they didn't make dick and damian fight each other *knock on wood* #Gotham War #Batman 137 #tuesday spoilers

[unquietspiritao3]

#the completely made up adventures of dick turpin #noel fielding #joe wilkinson #just needed to see noel get slapped across the face on repeat lol #that hair-flip is so hot

[robinlovexo]

cuddle up next to me? i would loove to feel you getting harder next to my ass 🤤

#spoon me #hard k1nk #cuddles #cuddling & snuggling #need dick #needy wh0re #wet and needy #needy princess #needy pussy #hornie #good slvt #take a bite 🍑 #wet ass pussy #slap my ass #ass pics #sweet ass

[sevensistershigh]

#this looked like dick so i slapped a bunch of filters on it #smt3 #smt nocturne #demifiend #hitoshura #nocturne

[magalimachete]

I spit facts on twitter X every now and then. 😁

Look, I’m speaking from experience though. 👀 Big dick men subconsciously walk with their fists balled up to help engage their core to better help carry that big meat stick they’re blessed with. 😇

It’s science, trust me. TRUST ME.

#fushiguro toji #big dick Toji #daddy big dick #daddy Toji #mmmmm I just wanna cuddle it and nuzzle it with my nose #maybe plant a soft kiss on the tip #it’s too damn early for me to be thinking like this #dilf toji #toji fushiguro #I would let him slap me with it and cry tears of gratitude after

[tsuchinokoroyale]

Guess the last version of this post got nuked from orbit 😮‍💨 I’m not rewriting all that context just know that I went to Texas, ate a ton of food, and saved a horse 🤠

#by riding a cowboy if your mind didn’t autofinish that sentence #the way I autofinished that man’s balls into my ass 😏 damn that story was so hot too #the punchline to that story was that I fucked that guy so good he was speechless and rediscovered his love for topping #so basically I was ​like the ghosts of Christmas teaching ebenezer Scrooge the true meaning of Christmas #except we celebrated a different kinda white Christmas since it was March in Texas 👅 #the whole thing was hot but the moment that keeps replaying in my head was when we were making out on the bed #and he put me in missionary and slapped his dick on my hole before leaning forward to kiss me while I wrapped my legs around him #and after a nice hard long kiss he pulled away and looked me dead in the eyes and said “delicious” #I know I was already naked and seconds away from taking him balls deep inside me but ummmmm panty dropper #gpoy #gpoyb