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copias-tricycle · 2 months
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mqlaren · 9 months
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Man like Lando has 0 redeeming qualities, 0 wins, 0 respect, 0 tact, all he has to his name is 1 tweet being shaded by Lewis's irl mates for being a cunt, 3 fumbled wins, 4 times getting robbed, 6 scandals per financial year and less race starts than Lewis has poles
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waxingrunes · 5 months
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im an absolute slut for imagining sirius climbing onto remus' thigh whenever hes feeling needy, AHH i imagine him grinding down onto him making the cutest little noises into his chest!!!
also what would you like to be called anything specific?
Sirius is the original lapdog after all and he’d make full use of those thighs. Remus would sit there and watch, dropping condescending comments, maybe continue reading his book or make a phone call so Sirius is forced to stay quiet.
Lo is good, thank you anon, but you can form any nickname you feel fit.
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Best Curse Word Tournament!
ostie de criss de tabarnak (Quebec French) /ɔs.ti də kʁis də ta.baʁ.nak/ bloody Hell; literally, “Body of Christ in the tabernacle”
dickhead (English) /ˈdɪkˌhɛd/ a stupid, irritating, or annoying person
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fungusamongusblog2 · 7 months
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It’s funny how you try to raise awareness about the war while you live a life of an absolutely privileged spoiled brat.
Ukrainians should either be in shelters, or at the cemetery visiting the fallen
Laughing, smiling and any form of joy should be legally forbidden in Ukraine until the war ends.
Because anyone even remotely trying to live a normal life is proof “the wAr iS fAkE!” Right?
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x-heesy · 1 month
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I need a fic of the Wesper Kid hearing from classmates or something that his “Grandfather” is in prison
Jes and Wylan knew that eventually one day their son would start asking questions about why they never see or talk about one of his Dad’s Dad
He sees Grandpa Colm, Grandma Marya and knows Grandma Aditi is in the sky but Jan has been deliberately left off of that list
How would Wylan and Jesper handle this?
What would they say to him thats a child friendly explanation their son can understand and feel as though he got an answer (opposed to just being brushed off)
And then privately, how do Wylan and Jesper react to their kid knowing about Jan, whats going on inside their heads?
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wtfisthatfockingthing · 9 months
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Don't question it
Terzo: While I disrespectfully diagree-
Nihil: Don't you mean respectfully?
Terzo: *staring him dean in the eyes* NO!
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ray-the-red · 3 months
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IDF properly stands for Israeli Dickhead Forces.
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lilyrizzy · 8 months
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So my husband has been telling me all week "I got you a present for finishing your thesis," and it's the fucking THIC RIC EROTICA STORY i-
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arowitharrows · 10 months
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most aro moment in my teenage years was when my friend was feeling sick in the bathroom at a party and her stupid ass boyfriend tried to tell me to leave to give her space and I was like. No YOU leave. I've known her for years, I have the say here.
He was so shocked (I usually don't get openly mad at people lol). It's still unbelievable to me that he even thought he had the right to send me away just because he had boyfriend status. like what in the name of amatonormativity
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roughridingrednecks · 4 months
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Maddog the Dickhead Truck Driver
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the-paper-monkey · 8 months
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tom riddle is the type to say "equal rights, equal fights"
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Best Curse Word Tournament!
dickhead (English) /ˈdɪkˌhɛd/ a stupid, irritating, or annoying person
lickspittle (English) /ˈlɪkspɪtl/ the practice of or the person who gives empty flattery for personal gain; a buttkisser
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mudwerks · 8 months
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(via Starbucks Workers on Ed Sheeran Picking Up Shift at Union-Busting Store: 'Straight Up Embarrassing')
The scabby singer slung pumpkin spice lattes at the anti-worker coffee chain in Seattle to promote his upcoming shows there and new album, Autumn Variations.
Starbucks Workers United, a collective of workers organizing Starbucks locations across the country, called Sheeran out on Saturday. “Ed Sheeran working a shift at a Starbucks store in Seattle that faced massive union-busting is straight up embarrassing,” they tweeted.
Starbucks Workers United added, “Not to mention almost every “worker” you see in that photo wearing a green apron is management, not baristas.”
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awkward-sultana · 2 years
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(Almost) Every Costume Per Episode + Catherine the Great’s gold coronation gown in 2x02
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