#dickpuncher

[goldrushzukka]

🌹👀

im gonna give u a snippet from the aidays azuki companion fic if thats ok

Azula moves like a flame.

Suki watches her -- flickering, unpredictable, entrancing -- and becomes gasoline.

send me 🌹 for a line from my WIP !

#dickpuncher #mine #my writing #asks #azuki

[needlejuicerecords]

wake up babe more marc with a c lore dropped

Dickpuncher III: The Dickening official music video is now live on YouTube so check that shit out

#marc with a c #pepperposting #needlejuice #needlejuice records #njr #needlejuice tumblr #new media #new music #the dickening #dickpuncher #dickpuncher iii #Youtube

[chiliger]

11, 17, 43!

11. favorite extracurricular activity? Gaming (currently obsessed with Tears of the Kingdom), and reading.

17. are you farsighted or nearsighted? Neither.

43. what’s your take on spicy foods? I love me some spicy food. Habanero sauce is my favorite. My tolerance isn't as high as my sister and dad, but I do enjoy it whenever it's available. ( Spicy food also gives me hiccups every time I eat it, which annoys me cuz I just wanna enjoy my food. )

#chili rambles #ask #dickpuncher

[e-102]

post homework reward: what are ur top 5 songs that youve been listening to recently?

in no particular order!

1, worm rave - METAROOM

2, waltz of the flowers

3, sneaky devil - the garden

4, deathcamp - tyler the creator

5, november has come- the gorillaz

thank you very much for the ask 😊

#asks #non anon #dickpuncher

[tgcg]

and the night before christmas

#davekat #dave strider #karkat vantas #homestuck #dickpuncher his punches have the power of dicks

[dickpuncher420]

one last tjing i cant find the other post where i originally posted this but

hand in hair.

#zukka + running hands thru hair = dickpuncher explosion #dick punches

[feralsunspotandtincan]

Din knows nothing about Galactic History. This can be interesting when you get a crush on The Most Main Character Ever.

Luke: *flirting* I'm a pretty good shot, you know. I actually blew up the first Death Star, the thing was the size of a moon and I got it in one hit.

Din: *internally panicking because he's crushing so hard on the Jedi and this is clearly a Big Deal but he has no idea what the fuck is going on*

Din: Ha, you believe in moons? Loser.

*Three Years Later, when they're married with half a dozen children*

Paz: Mand'alor, can you please look over these proposals for our moon mining operations?

Luke:

Din: Don't do it

Luke: Ha! You believe in mo-

Din: PLEASE CYAR'IKA ITS BEEN THREE YEARS

#listen not everyone can be good at everything #luke once dickpunched a regent because he had no idea he was important #a match made in heaven #dinluke #luke skywalker #din djarin

[qqueenofhades]

Just think, tomorrow is an all NEW day in which Kevin McCarthy can continue to lose.

#hilary for ts #politics for ts #i need a cigarette #i mean barring some dramatic midnight deal where he promises to dress up in leather and get dommed by MTG #but lbr that has already happened #any bets on how many times he gets dickpunched tomorrow?

[retrogamechampion]

J E S U S. Look, I know Spider-Man has the proportional strength of a spider, but I'm not quite so sure I've ever seen him so fuckin' JACKED.

I would be terrified if I ever saw a spider with the proportional K-Pop abs of Peter Parker.

I bet this police officer sure is glad to see Spider-Man, because anyone who can pull off a beefy body builder pose just standing around all chill can surely help with the crime currently happening, right?

Oh. Oh, no, Spider-Man. You punched that officer right in his dick.

Welp... There's always tomorrow.

#the amazing spider-man vs. the kingpin #sega cd #sega #retro games #retro gaming #screenshot #spider-man #punched in the dick #please come right away officer dickpunch - there's a big ol' crime happening

[chiptrillino]

I love how my dash is just your zukka post for the wip challenge over and over and over and over again because apparetly I follow only zukka blogs and they are all reblogging it lol anyway i love it and its amaizing and lively and it oozes love so yeah it deserve to be reblogged by everybody

-sweating and seeing the bigger zukka blogs reblogging it-

well, I am glad you and everyone enjoy it so much! feeling a tiny bit bad I didn't like… finish them… no big promises but i am now considering to finish them haha (you know... cleaning it up and ... colour... and shadow. atmosphere)

thank you for letting me know!!!

#chip!ask #zukka #ohhh i hope that gif was not to much over the top;;; #but when you like described your dashboard i kind of kept on picturing a scene like this hahah #thats how my dashboards look like when ash blee or dickpuncher make some art! #always happy when my dashboard is only one post hahah #i like to wait some days though to like... start this cycle just smaler again on a random day hahah

[baggebythesea]

Angella always tried so hard to do the right thing. To use the power her money and influence bought her in a responsible way. To be something more than just another corporate bully.

He had taken her child...

He had taken her child!

Unbidden, a small growl slipped out of her throat. She clenched her fists so hard that her knuckles whitened.

"Don't worry, little angel," she hissed. "Mommy is coming. They won't be able to stop me."

#spop #angella #horde prime #glimmer #bow #catra #adora #fanfic #action thriller #dickpunching #Not quiiiiiiiiite Glitra #But very close

[goldrushzukka]

omg new pfp i didnt recognize u for a second

hehehe i love to do trickery

#dickpuncher #asks #mine

[dyrewrites]

Super fun to reread chapters before sharing them here, with the knowledge of how I ended the book, and realize that the ending absolutely doesn't work as written (and implies something i'd rather it not) and I will be revising this thing for a while probably.

#also delmas does a thing with shadows one time #never again #that either needs to be more important or he needs to punch nash in the dick instead #there are no other options #he's too short and not jumpy enough to hit him in the face #yes the 6'5" mc is too short to punch a dude in the face #give that a minute #so...dickpunch #it'll even be extra funny later when he's dating his brother #i'm not tagging this properly because it's funnier if some of you have no idea what i'm talking about

[lesbian-moon]

old oc’s I remembered from earlier this year

#danny on the right is beau dickpuncher’s #Billie wordsworth #danny grant #oc #boardwalk story #Billie my beloved💚 #my art

[leaveharmony]

So since January…Tana won it from KENTA, SANADA took it from Tana, then vacated it, then Tana won it again and now he’s lost it what, less than two weeks later?

Granted they couldn’t have foreseen SANADA’s injury but at this point I’m 100% prepared to believe Shinsuke when he says they don’t have a long term booking plan either lol

I am legit surprised they went with Juice in a move that at least somewhat makes sense in light of his heel turn rather than sticking it back on Mr here he is where’s he gone to set up for some aew bullshit

#at least Ospreay got dickpunched I guess

[myrfing]

girl what…

#whoever said is4 had dickpunch mechanics was right #ops had pretty high resistance too with the healer book and lumen LOL? fack my life #arkn