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raz is such a middle child
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i spent way too much time on this
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This happens weekly at jurer
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weekly tag game - self care edition
thanks to @mybrainismelted, @jrooc and @transmickey for the tags this week
Name: Kell
What kind of day is it? I was home sick from work, so not a particularly great one.
When was the last time you ate? Like 7 hours ago. Around lunch time. I have zero appetite currently.
About how many hours of sleep did you get? I went to bed at 11pm and was up for the day around 5:30am. So 6.5 hours in theory, but my youngest is teething some morals so he was up several times throughout the night.
Name one thing you could do to make your day better right now: take some NyQuil and pass the fuck out.
Why are you not doing that thing? I’m filling out this tag game instead. 😂
What are you going to do tonight to relax? Probably read as much of Bridge of Sighs as I can before the NyQuil takes hold!
What comfort food do you not eat often enough? Poutine. 🤤
What’s stopping you? Here’s the thing with poutine (in my opinion - fellow Canadians don’t come for me. Lol) There is no such thing as ‘okay’ poutine. It’s either incredibly or awful - there is no middle ground. And making good poutine at home is actually very difficult. It’s hard to get the fries right without a deep fryer and fresh cheese curds are hella expensive right now. It’s just not worth the time and effort. And I’m not paid enough to eat out every time I crave poutine. 🤷🏻♀️
Have you ever had a professional massage? Oh yes! You better believe I use up every last dollar on my health insurance plan each year.
Have you eaten fruits and vegetables today? Nope, but I’ve also only eaten half a bagel today so…
How much water have you had today? More than usual. Haven’t been keeping track though.
Is there a self-care gadget you really want to buy? I literally cannot think of anything.
What is your favourite healthy snack? Lol. That’s nice of you to assume I eat healthy snacks! 😂 Do we consider cheese healthy? Cause cheese.
What is your favourite unhealthy snack? Now this is more like it! Probably Ruffles All Dressed chips. Or plains Lays chips with Heluva good dip. Or literally any type of chocolate.
What is one thing you are going to start doing RIGHT NOW to take better care of yourself? After answering the last two questions - probably start eating healthy snacks…
And to close, I want you to say one NICE thing to yourself that you really need to hear right now: you are good mother. It’s insanely hard right now and yeah sure, breaking down in sobs was not how you wanted your kids to see you this morning. But they are happy and healthy and great kids and they love you and you love them even if they are assholes sometimes. You are going great.
tagging @juliakayyy @francesrose3 @vintagelacerosette @ryantryinx @tanktopgallavich @iansfreckles @iansw0rld @krysmiss @lupeloto @babygirlmickey and anyone else who might want to. Also apologies if you’ve done this one already. My brain is mush.
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Hinder Motion
Yelena Belova X Male Reader
Request - Imagine platonic Yelena and Male Reader when the other can't sleep they cuddle and feel safe in the other's arms
Yelena went to your apartment, but she got in through the window. She wants to scare you as a prank. You are in the living room on your phone and you didn't notice she got in. She screamed then you screamed and dropped your phone, she starts to laugh.
“Yelena! You asshole!” You yelled.
She is still laughing and you picked up your phone.
“Y/n, you should have seen your face” Yelena laughed.
You glared at her and she is still laughing.
“Get out!” You said.
“Or what, Y/n? Relax, it was a joke” Yelena smiled.
You mocked her and she is smiling at you.
“How did you even get in?” You asked.
“The fire escape and you left the window open,” Yelena said.
“Oh,” You said.
Sometimes Yelena would stay at your place. You live alone and you like having her around. You have her extra clothes in your bedroom, she went to change clothes and you are in the living room. Your heart rate starts to go down.
“Y/n, what do you have to eat?” Yelena asked.
“I don't know. Let me guess, you want macaroni and cheese with hot sauce?” You said.
“You need to learn how to eat food with hot sauce, don't be a baby,” Yelena said.
“I’m not a baby. I ate macaroni and cheese yesterday. I want tacos” You said.
“Let's get both” Yelena said.
“Sure,” You said
You ordered the food on the app, you and Yelena did order dinner and snacks. While waiting, you try to practice your Russian.
“Wow, Y/n. You are bad at speaking Russian” Yelena laughed.
“What did I say? I bought this Russian book and oh my God, it's hard” You said.
“You asked if I ate a baby” Yelena laughed.
You and Yelena laugh about it. You know some words in Russian but it's mostly bad words, you learned that from her. She tries to teach you how to speak Russian, but it's hard to pronounce a few letters and words.
The food arrived you and Yelena eat at the table.
“How is Natasha?” You asked.
“She is such a mom and a poser,” Yelena said.
You laughed and she keeps talking about how Natasha annoyed her back home. She would ask what you have been up to and she truly cares about you. She won't say it often but she would show it with her actions.
When you first met Yelena, she didn't trust you. But that changed over time, you and Yelena became friends. She would come and see you, now and then and you would let her stay with you.
✫ ✯ ✬ ✫
Yelena is sleeping in your bedroom and she can't sleep. She lies on her back and stares at the ceiling and she sighed. She is having a hard time falling asleep, she gives up. She kept tossing and turning, getting comfortable and trying not to think but she can't fall asleep. She has been staring at the ceiling for a while and she sighed again.
Yelena gets out of bed and you are sleeping on the couch. You were watching a movie and fell asleep, she starts to shale your arm.
“Y/n, wake up,” Yelena said.
You start to wake up then you start to yawn.
“What happened?” You yawned.
“I can't fall asleep, y/n,” Yelena said.
“Okay,” You said.
You follow Yelena to the bedroom. You lie in bed first, then she gets in bed. You cuddle with Yelena, it helps you two fall asleep. You and Yelena get comfortable with the blanket. It's not the first time you and Yelena cuddle in bed, you or Yelena don't find it strange at all. You or Yelena don't say anything, she closes her eyes and she starts to fall asleep and you have your eyes closed too.
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did you assholes eat all the cheese snacks
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did you assholes eat all the cheese snacks. fuck you
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did you assholes eat all the cheese snacks
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can you redraw that "did you assholes eat all the fucking cheese snacks" comic with jonah as flareon sarah as vaporeon and adam as leafeon i am desperate (i rbed it semi-recently depending on when you get this ask and if you can't find it i can have. someone else send it to you cuz i can't LMFAOOOO) - spade
the og image LOL
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HELP DOES ANYBODY HAVE THE ORIGINAL DID YOU ASSHOLES EAT ALL THE CHEESE SNACKS FUCK YOU IMAGE . PLEASE
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Late Night Meals
Fandom: Rogue One
Pairing: Cassian x Jyn
Summary: What are you doing?"
Cassian's voice startles her, almost making her drop the pot of pasta on the floor. Jyn doesn't turn, but continues towards to sink to drain the pasta. "Mac and cheese." She answers with as much aplomb as she can.
"At three in the morning?"
Words: 1105
Notes: Amor - Love
Prompt(s): 15.- What are you doing? From @fictober-event
Read @ AO3
"What are you doing?"
Cassian's voice startles her, almost making her drop the pot of pasta on the floor. Jyn doesn't turn, but continues towards to sink to drain the pasta. "Mac and cheese." She answers with as much aplomb as she can.
"At three in the morning?"
Oh, she can hear Cassian's doubt in his voice. Say what you will about her and Cassian, but the connection they have is deep, and there are no secrets between them. How can they be, when one will find it by looking at the other's eyes or simply listening to the voice and the choice of words. "I found myself ravenous." She admits. "I am in a point of my book that is really making me think, and you know..."
"...That when you get in that state of mind, you get hungry, yes." Cassian's voice is full of amusement. "You could have woken me up."
She drains the pasta and turns back to finally face Cassian, she smiles. Cassian looks handsome all the time, but there is something beautiful about the way he looks when he's freshly out of bed, tousled hair and barely standing awake. "It's boxed mac and cheese," she says with a hint of amusement. "That is something that won't burn down the house. And thank you, by the way, for buying more powdered cheese. I don't know what it is, but this brand taste less cheesy lately."
Cassian chuckles, "Yeah, I've noticed too."
She smiles and returns to add milk and butter to the pot, then adds the drained macaroni onto it, adds the packet of cheese and then dumps more from the one Cassian had gotten. She knew that they had odd habits, with both of them being writers and Cassian being a bit of an insomniac, they always made sure to have their pantry well stocked with basics and stuff they could just grab and snack when they didn't feel like cooking. Or, like right now, it was an unholy hour of the morning and they were hungry.
She mixes everything and gives it a quick taste, still not cheesy enough. She adds more cheese and tastes again, this time, it's much better. "Want a plate?"
Cassian blinks, "You know, I'm already up. Why not?" He says and sits on the small kitchen table. Then quickly stands, "Hang on, do you want a soda or juice?"
"Juice please," she tells him.
Cassian returns with cranberry juice and two glasses, which he sets on the table. Then, grins, boyish and mischievous. "You know, amor, this reminds me when we were living in New York. Both overworked and underpaid junior editors who were barely making end's meet."
She snorts and places a his portion in front of him, sitting opposite to eat her own. "Yeah, I remember. You know, I recently heard from an old colleague, she rage quit her job because her boss refused to give her a raise and, I quote, 'Perhaps this is not the industry for you.'"
"Asshole." Cassian says and bites into the mac and cheese. She agrees. "I hope she finds another, better paying job."
"She's pretty much like us now, she went independent."
"Good for her."
She smiles. She and Cassian had been in the trenches together. They knew what her friend had gone through, for them, it had come to a head when their landlord had raised their rent and they realized that no, they could not continue living like they were. So, they had began to do their research and moved Portland together. Their work, both as writers and editors gave them a leg up when it came to share their expenses and have some emergency savings. Cassian was a wiz when it came to finances, thankfully. "Yeah, she's unsure if she'll stay in the city, but at least now she can charge a livable wage."
"True."
They did not speak more, they simply sat in silence and enjoyed their early meal. It is her who finishes first and waits for Cassian to finish, when he does, he lifts the plates. "Are you going to stay up longer, amor?"
"I am," she tells him as she stands. "I have plenty of ideas as to what to write, and I want to take advantage of it. You know how writing goes."
"I do. Just promise me you'll take a nap at some point."
"I will likely crash later today," she says with a laugh. "I have not been drinking coffee, only tea, water and juice. So, I'll likely end up falling asleep as soon as I finish what I have plotted already."
Cassian leans back against the sink and gives her a small, knowing smile. "Good, I think I'll read for a while."
Guilt washes over her, "Did I made you loose your sleep?"
"No. I woke up on my own, but perhaps having the food wasn't the best idea, now I'm fully awake and I'm pretty sure I'll be struggling to sleep if I went to bed right now... wait, do we still have the lavender and chamomile tea?"
She blinks, she had forgotten about that tea! "Yes we do. Do you want a cup?" The lavender and chamomile tea she had bought had been a desperate buy after struggling to sleep and whether it be placebo or not, she fell asleep quicker whenever she had a cup with honey. She hurried to the pantry and began searching, unfortunately, they were out. "Crap, we ran out. I'll put it on the grocery list."
"That's alright amor, I'll make myself a cup of warm milk."
She watched him as he moved in the kitchen, gathering what he needed for his own sleeping draught. She did not offer to make it herself, she always got the measurements wrong. Even if Cassian did them by eye and never followed a recipe, his food and drinks came perfect. She could cook and bake - living on her own had taught her that she had better have some good meals on her arsenal - but she was the kind of person who followed the recipe to the letter, else it could be tragic.
Cassian finishes making his drink, toasts her and blows on it. "I'll be going to bed, amor. Good luck with your writing."
Warmth spreads over her chest, God but she loves this man. "Thank you. Sweet dream my love."
Cassian smiles, rises his mug and makes his way back to their bedroom. She watches him go, and only then, she grabs another glass of juice and makes her way to her office. She has a book to conquer.
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Did you assholes eat all the cheese snacks
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i cant sleep and i wanted to scribble something down. i wanted to keep the shottyness [positive] of the original "HEY! did you assholes eat all the cheese snacks fuck you" in tact
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MU: WHO THE PECK ATE MY POTATO CHIPS?!!!
HK: I did :3
MU: peck you. Peck your mother. Peck your-
HK: D:
HELP . Th. Them but the "did you assholes eat all the cheese snacks. fuck you" comic
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renell (to blood stalk and night rogue): did you assholes eat all the cheese snacks. fuck you.
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