tv girl pearlina
closeups. but who really cares
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Eloise *sighing*: Sometimes Phillip doesn't go to bed at the right time. He spends too much time with his plants.
Penelope: I know how it is. Colin was the same with his journals.
Eloise: Hey, how do you manage to get my brother to bed on time every night?
Penelope: Piece of cake.
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My horse must think I'm queer or whatever that poem in malevolent said idk
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taunt is gnf pov georgebur
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just saw the most apollo justice post ever but i’m not about to derail someone’s post about their Real Life with ace attorney so just pretend you saw it
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the mescaline urge to occur naturally in the san pedro cactus, peruvian torch, bolivian torch cactus, echinopsis scopulicola, the peyote cactus, and other species of cacti
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So if celebrities in other countries like Japan for example don't share the same universal hey that's a celebrity status then say American celebrities do, then we could probably say the same is assumed for bhna heroes, so perhaps the easiest way to escape a hero yandere who might use their hero status to keep you with them is fleeing to America if you can make it
It's like being in a toxic relationship with a seiyuu or Japanese actor vs a Hollywood actor. Ppl will recognize say, Robert Downey Jr. anywhere in the world. But if you're in one with like...idk Kenji Tsuda, or fuckin Takeshi Kitano, you won't have a recognizable s/o outside Japan
Disclaimer: I am NOT saying any of these men irl are toxic bfs/husbands/Househusbands. It's just as a reference lol
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I guess you could say... something seems to be bugging me today :)
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Vriskasweep is in critical condition
We have just over 8 hours to get well-over 3,000 votes.
I...kinda think we lost tbh.
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Speckle, I too am a “dead albatross of a man.”
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yo dude, can i get a hit off that glass of water? aw yeah man, this stuff will get you FUCKED UP
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Billford - My significant other
Not everyone will understand this reference.
Ford put his hand on Bill’s shoulder. "Bill, we need to have another talk about your people skills."
"Hey, I'm just stating the obvious. If this is the Axolotl, and he dies, we're all in trouble."
Ford turned to the twins.
"I apologize for my boyfriend."
Bill rolled his eyes.
"Could you not-“
"Would you prefer special guy?" Ford asked. "Or significant other?"
"Significant annoyance, in your case." Bill grumbled.
"Oh, I'll get you for that...”
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rest in geese twitter
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French Puns #1
Wow, we've got birds out the oiseaux
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Did you know?
Broccoli contains more protein than steak
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@eddiexmunsonn ..kinda, yeah. this "being a bisexual guy" is turning my world upside down
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