#did you go get the milk

[babykittenteach]

Just the hands and chest for the people who follow me and leave fantastically unhinged tags on things.

#you're lovely thank you #also man but the like footwork I did for this was just silly #so whale oil yeah sure but upon research I'm like okay but specifically sperm whale oil is probably smarter #less smelly and already used in cosmetics #and then I go okay so what's the viscosity of sperm oil #i am not laughing like a school child at all what're you talking about #apparently it's similar to melted coconut oil and I'm like okay #let's melt some coconut oil and see how it drips #and I recognize that's a higher commitment to accuracy than the show itself takes but you know what #that's who I am as a person #anyway thank you for being here #this is probably because I watched disney VHSs as a child and sometimes they had behind the scenes stuff on animation #and I only started trying to animate in october but I have this permanent memory of disney animators talking about filming milk dripping #to get the movement of raindrops falling into a puddle in bambi correct

[moonchild-in-blue]

Vegan whipped cream exists!! I've made it before. You just get coconut cream in a can and put it in the fridge overnight, and then beat the crap out of it the next day until it has soft peaks!! Unless you're allergic to coconut :( in which case I apologize and this ask is useless 😂

I hate coconut 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Seriously, being super picky and weird about food is the worse when you also have allergies and intolerances 😔😔😔😔😔

I appreciate that - at this point it might be might best shot so. I'll give it a go one of these days, although I have very low hope. I do really really REALLY love coconut flavoured yogurt so 🤔 who knows.

But seriously. We have vegan milk. We have vegan cooking cream. Vegan butter. Vegan yogurt (although I'm okay with regular). Vegan ice cream (which I do love actually).

Why. Do we not. Have vegan whipped cream that *tastes* like regular whipped cream?? Why chickpea juice?? Can't yall scientists just hurry up and find a solution?? I wanna eat my waffles THE PROPER WAY okay?

#I love whipped cream so so much #one of the first things i did when i moved out was to get myself a can and eat it straight for the fridge #like older brothers in 90s/00s Disney movies #of course i had to stop digesting milk. stupid adult body #i still risk it once in a while but. it kills me having to reject it so many times #thank you for the tip tho. i shall give it a go 😔✋ #darya answers

[badoccultadvice]

So like, I have been having this weird experience analyzing the Harry Potter books lately, and please indulge me while I talk about J.K. Rowling's weird writing.

My goal was simple: read the Harry Potter books to find which parts were influenced/inspired by actual magic that people do in real life. My theory was that there was a lot more magic in the earlier drafts of the books, and that she took a lot out due to fear of backlash from America's ongoing reenactment of the Satanic Panic. For instance it's quite obvious some of their magic lessons got dumbed down so that very little of what's in the books could actually be tried in real life, and I think she took out a lot of astrology.

I also wanted to do a couple errands along the way, one of which was to check and see if it's explicitly written in the books that Harry is a cis man. I'm a trans man, SO I'D KNOW. (I'm a slow reader so all I can say for now is: the FIRST book does not explicitly state Harry is cis, but if he's trans, there's some implied worldbuilding with items like the Sorting Hat that comes into play. Also I'm fairly sure the Dursleys would have gone along with him being trans because that meant Petunia could reuse Dudley's old clothes instead of having to get girl stuff. I'mma save any other explanations on the topic for a video on it.) The reason I'm doing this read-through is because I think J.K. doesn't know anything about trans people and didn't think to make sure her wizard world was trans exclusionary. AND IT TURNS OUT THAT WE TRANS MAGIC USERS HAVE A WAY OF WIGGLING INTO MOST PLACES UNDETECTED BY NORMAL MEANS.

While I was doing the re-read I encountered two sort of broad revelations:

There's a lot of old stuff in there like Latin and Greek and tradcraft stuff, but also modern magic of the more recent era... but the incorporation of modern magic cuts off somewhere before the 80s. These books read like they were written by a early 70s magician. Like they honestly read like J.K. is a magical practicioner who just didn't read any magic books written after 1972 and never discovered what Chaos Magic is, (and also, never heard of most of what happened in the Cold War). I have never found a writer, in fiction or non-fiction, more dedicated to referencing magical stuff that most magicians alive today just don't care about anymore.

J.K. Rowling's knowledge of child abuse laws and general social mores regarding treatment of children also ceased to update itself by about the 80s. I keep getting distracted by this and having to make more side-notes about corporal punishment and researching stuff like when caning was banned in England. (HInt: it was banned before Harry went to school, so in Book 1 it's fuckin weird that he assumes that Wood is the name of a cane he's about to be whipped with.) Like, this woman raised children in the modern era, she should know when canes stopped being used.

So like, when I mention that I'm doing some research in this area, this is the sort of stuff I'm reading for and the sort of stuff I'm encountering. I haven't been talking much about this journey because it seems like any time anyone brings up anything Harry Potter up whatsoever, we've got to talk about how J.K. is a terf in every other sentence. But like, y'all: I hope you slow down and re-read the books, because J.K. Rowling is a terf who is also a child abuse apologist and normalizer. She is a terf who is also a horrible fat-shamer. She is a terf who is also an ableist with a huge problem writing about mental illness. And she's a terf who's also a sexist who undermines feminism with her actual writing of female characters.

And I honestly think she double and triples down on the terf stuff so that people will only talk about that. I think it's worth talking about the fact that not only is she an awful person in the terf way, but like, every other way imaginable too. I think it's worth talking about the fact that with all the obvious biases she has, the group she CHOOSES to publicly marginaiize is trans women, and I think she makes that choice because she thinks that she'll get more allies that way. That if she wore all of her issues on her sleeve like she wears the terfness, that she'd lose a lot of allies, that a lot of prestigious charities would stop having anything to do with her. That she uses the identity of "terf" as a shield because she knows that certain people will protect a terf, and she does this specifically so people won't notice how much of a sexist, abuse apologist, ableist, fatphobe etc she ALSO is. Opinions that could lose her a lot of money and clout if people remember them enough.

She's trying to pick on who she thinks is the most unpopular kid in the class out of the hopes that the bullies in class will be her friends instead of pile up on her, but if the bullies knew what she really thought of them, THEY wouldn't even be her friends.

Also like... I just want someone else to read the actual words in these books and see what fucked-up choices she made as a writer. I think a LOT of people remembering these books are actually remembering the movies, which are way more different from the books than you might expect.

#this got long and rambly #every time i try to read the books i find a new thing that is weird #i had to look up when milk bottle delivery stopped in england #i know so many things about knickerbockers now #it seems like the only reason platform 9 3/4 is used is for the parking and that's so weird #why would you name something futuristic a 2000 when that's only 9 years from when the first book is set #who leaves a one year old on a doorstep #how come the dursleys are so affluent to have late-era milk bottle delivery at the doorstep #yet no 4AM joggers in the neighborhood who would have seen Harry before Petunia did #these books are an assault upon all logic and I am mad and angry that there is a theme park based on them that fails the ADA #you're telling me wizards can hide an entire castle yet they can't add a ramp to a shop's doorway #oh gods i'm never going to stop get me out of these tags I need a snack and a hug

[thebearme]

Im praying that the P4 remake gets stuck in development hell cuz I know atlus will still chickenout and just dilute their characters flaws and complexity just so twitter doesn't cancel them like netflix and atla

#i don't trust atlas #to keep it short and simple- the game was made in the 2010s and aged like milk in a car in florida #the only way to keep twitter of their ass is to clean up the characters like- do yall not remember what you did to yosuke #it characterization was put to the cross because of the removed romances route #the three that i guarantee will be will get it again is Yosuke Kanji and Naoto #PLEASE I CANT GO THROUGH THE NAOTO CONTROVERSY AGAIN NOT AGAIN

[hella1975]

ough

#napped for like an hour and feel worse for it! tbh it wasn’t even proper sleep i was still partially conscious it was one of them naps yk #now waiting to get picked up then driving to manny. im being brave im being so brave #next time ryanair hit you with £40 return flights maybe question why they’re so cheap. they will have you sat at the end of your bed #nauseas and disgruntled at 3am on a beautiful lord’s tuesday #also tell me why i just chugged a bottle’s worth of milk. like i put some in a water bottle from home bc i have none here at my uni house #and didn’t want to buy any but my mum FREAKED at the prospect of me Not Being Able To Make Hot Drinks so I just took some to go #but wound up drinking barely any and i was like well im not just going to bin this or let it go off. i HAVE to drink it #so i did. just alone in my kitchen at 2:40am. the whole bottle. okay…

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

on the subject of solaris' terrible diet while manning the death engine, i tend to think that needing to deal with her terrible space rations + needing to deal with the mind numbingly unpalatable hospital food post the explosion would have certainly had some sort of affect on the way she engages with food.

two incredibly traumatic events (being exploded, then not knowing whether the radiation from the explosion will kill you within days or not) intertwined with some of the worst food she's ever tasted has to have adjusted her eating habits... i like to think she used to find most anything palatable, but post her recovery she's surprisingly picky about what and where she eats. on top of just straight up not drinking orange juice anymore at all.

#ieytd #wasn't going to maintag this but then i remembered that its my house and i can do whatever i want forever. yay. #commander solaris #headcanons #its ok that she doesn't drink orange juice because it gives her more room to drink milk #which she probably needs considering what the radiation did for her bones #i also like the thought of fabby bringing her things to eat once the doctors actually approved of her being able to stomach outside food #imagine spending however long eating space slop. exploding and waking up in the hospital. being told you might die within the week. #and then get given hospital slop to eat. i would explode into tears. i think solaris did this honestly. she needs a. burger or whatever idk #she needs a delicious chocolate treat.

[emisirrelevant]

IT'S HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

#AHHHHH HAPPY NERDY PRUDES MUST DIE CAST ALBUM DAY!!!!!! #lowkey sad it won't be on Spotify for a while but I am going to MILK THE SHIT out of it on Youtube #and I have other means of listening to it as well while I wait for it to be on Spotify hehe #ANYWAY AHHHH STARKID DID IT AGAIN #starkid #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid npmd #nerdy prudes must die cast album #THE QUALITY OF THIS ALBUM?!???!?!?! #I cannot WAIT for the proshot- CAN OCTOBER 13 GET HERE SOONER #me as a graduate student listening to high school is killing me on my way to class #that one meme that's like “do you ever wonder what is going on inside someone's head�� *BLASTING the NPMD soundtrack

[scandals-r-us]

Miguel facing any problem too hard to solve immediatly in the comics: BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU

And yes his boxers say abdomen

#miguel o'hara #spiderman 2099 #my art #across the spiderverse #atsv fanart #spider man: across the spider verse #spiderman #atsv #xina kwan #migs: im going to fakking get you #bites da shet out of u #in my mind i bet he has to be careful with his venom tho and had to learn how to pump just the right dose #cause while its a paralyzing venom too much and yer heart can just stop #i bet he did whole ass kill a lot of people first learnign that way or do a KD50 using his venom in the lab at work before he used it #and i bet he has to milk himself #but sowey lads all i got is doodles today my wrist is killing me from tryin to draw somthin every night

[i-like-books-and-women]

Welcome back to the bits of soup I deem good enough for the public:

Angel 100% thought Zach and Ruben were dating for a hot second. It would've been like somewhere in between after the talent show and before canon starts. But either way I think it went something like this.

Ruben: yeah so there's this guy

Zach: ooh guy?

Angel: oh do you guys have an open relationship?

Zach & Ruben: what-

Angel: aren't you dating?

Zach: i mean ruben's an amazing person but I'm straight-

Angel was then confused about this for the next like month. After this interaction he ran it by Jon and Jon was like "bro what planet do you live on?". Then after Zach and Ruben came out to Jon and Angel, Angel pulled Jon aside and was like "fuck you I knew it I was right".

Secondary thought. After Zach and Ruben got their shit together but before Jon and Angel knew (that's a time window of like 2 weeks right??? I don't remember lol) they like put together that something was going on and were trying to make the math math. Eventually Angel got to "they've gotta me a thing man no way they aren't" which was very "I've connected the dots. You didn't connect shit. I've connected them.)

#i just think “meanwhile the side characters” while the main characters are hiding a secret relationship is so funny #“jon im telling you the ”i dont really see it“ was a start of a sexuality crisis for ol' zachy poo. #you dont go from besties to not talking and making snide remarks to all over each other again if theres nothing fruity going on.“ -angel #“and youd know?” -Jon #“as a matter of fact i do. and if i didnt id know better than you mr. ”bathes in holy water“.” -Angel #very different note #did you know holy water cant be diluted #so apparently even if you only add like a drop or two to like a bathtub full of it its all holy #which honestly is probably easier and funnier in concept than “25% holy water” #like its rubbing alcohol or milk #if this gets out #itgo #zach knight #ruben montez #angel phan #jon braxton #zuben #oops this ones kinda long #sorry lol

[cryptid-hour]

Me @ everyone throwing a fit about chocolate sweep

#splatoon #splatoon 3 #all this in a /lh manner #as team white i am also genuinely surprised. where did we all come from #i at least expected milk to be the popular vote. or for team dark to tryhard so hard #but also. dear god. you all need to chill out. #stop being some damn chocolate purists out here. sometimes people just like their things sweet #white is still made of cocoa. just with its butter and without any solids #go get yourself some dark or milk chocolate to calm down

[youraveragecatastrophe]

[Image description : Three screenshots from the 2019 show Carmen Sandiego, from the season 2 episode 6 episode The Need for Speed caper. The first one is Carmen on the blimp, talking to offscreen Zack and Ivy. She says "Look, I think you both know you're more than just my crew." The next two screenshots are from the later scene in San Diego, when Carmen is talking to Shadowsan. She says "But Zack and Ivy chose family over career. Throwing down roots for them is the least I can do." The last image is a a picture of a man saying "So that was a fucking lie". /End description]

Rewatching The Need for speed caper after the series finale like

#WHAT WAS THE REASON??? #me? still bitter about the finale? it's more likely than you think #actually scratch that i'm not bitter i'm mad. what was that?? #i already know i'm gonna say the exact same thing when we get there but- #carmen leaving a FUCKING NOTE?? not even a proper goodbye? #'i went to buy milk see ya' #dbzndkzvxjbe do NOT get me started on the subject bc i will rant for the next hour #what was the fucking point of telling us they were her family? if she was going to just leave without a word at the end?? huh? #gah this makes me so mad. that ending did not sit well with me #btw lmk if this needs some sort of salt tag or something? idk if there's one in the fandom #csweekly #carmen sandiego 2019

[ambiguousdisorderken]

something tumblr loves to do is recreating the big bad straw man vegan because it's easier than reevaluating your beliefs and god forbid changing your habits, again and again and again and ag

#oh yes this is about the vegan to ecofasc post #so we are ecofascists because we do not support animal abuse??? #get this. veganism is For the animals. first and foremost. #they are not objects. we do not own them. they do not exist to benefit us humans. we are not entitled to their bodies. #yes! i too used to say oh i could never go vegan. but it's not about me. it's about them. i dont want baby chickens to be ground to death #i dont want cows to be raped again and again just so i can drink milk from their udders wtf #i dont want whales and dolphins to be sentenced to a lifetime inside a tank with no contact with their kin #i dont want another ryder lying on the streets of new york because he was exploited so tourists could prance around #i dont want beagles or rats or monkeys suffering inside laboratories getting experiments done on them #animals do not exist so we can abuse them #i loved fried chicken too much and my favorite food was sushi and i didnt see animals as beings #and all i see now is the mass suffering that we cause and im ashamed and i wish people on this goddamn website understood #because when i was at the supermarket someone made a joke pointing to the dead bodies of baby turkeys frozen and wrapped up in plastic #and they thought it was funny and i would've thought so too before. and now it's just . a fridge with corpses. and we had no right. #and it's victims you're making fun of. it's not vegans. #now go post in support of all other social movements. as long as they're human-centered of course #vegan #boohoo to anyone and everyone getting mad at this or saying i missed the point . i did not . #the only time carnists reblog vegan posts is when said post puts veganism in a bad light. pleather or quinoa or almond milk or ??? #oh but dont you dare compare humans to animals!! why the fuck not . antivegs will be the first ones to say animals eat other animals. #im so tired so fucking tired and it's this tumblr toxic troll behavior whenever veganism is mentioned

[1o1percentmilk]

feeling so empty tuesday

#wow i need to go back to school #or like #go to the library or smth #take a walk somewhere different #when things get too quiet around my brain i get the insane urge to [redacted] #life is too boring right now #kicks a pebble #it's too quiet #milk isn't this peace what you always wanted and strive for #well yes but #it doesn't feel right #wait holy shit did they add another bus to my city that runs at 8pm instead of ending at 7 pm #post cancelled moping cancelled we r going to the library to work on smut fic

[skeletalheartattack]

Favourite personal weapon?

(you CANNOT say battleaxe!)

probably scythe. like i know it's not really good at all for like. combat. but like look at that shit. pretty dope blade while i hold the stick. sooo cool.

#ask #anon #im not sure anything else really compares. i dont honestly think about real life weapons that much really that said. #not without being like. shotgun. or double barreled shotgun. atleast if were restricted to melee combat here. #most games i tend to play shotgun a lot #except tf2 recently where ive been shooting pee darts and donking folks with cannon balls #granted. i range from class to class with no real like... goal? whatever fits the situation and that im confident in. #like i like playing soda popper milk fan o war scout a lot. i like playing pee sniper w/ shahanshah. #for demo i tend to always go loose cannon scottish resistance scottish handshake #scottish resistance cause i like coating a battlefield with stickies and just doing my best to detonate them when i think its important to #fucking hate sticky spamming btw. valve had the right idea nerfing that shit when they did. yknow. before they reverted it. #those things should be doing 60 damage when spammed... and like can do 144 after like a second or two or whatever #that way it punishes spamming and rewards using them as traps #but then the people who have sticky stranges would get mad or whatever. idk. its weird to me that valve reverted the nerf somewhat #it does a lot of damage and you dont gotta even hit the enemy directly with the projectile. so its an easy weapon. #idk. #for heavy i dont have a real loadout im happy with. i tend to go brass beast family business and eviction notice #ik tomislav is like the best overall minigun but. idk. #eviction notice really sucks but once someones pestering me up close i really like to chase them down while punching them #since most of the 9 classes cant get out of range. ive managed to do it a bunch despite how much i dont like the weapon. #like. i wish it didnt have the max health drain. id prefer if like. i couldnt be overhealed if i had them equipped. #the slight speed increase is. okay. paired with the increase in speed when hitting a player. #though if it was simplified. id add those two stats together for the on hit attribute. #so like... less damage. faster swing speed. faster movement when hitting an enemy for a second. and no overheal when equipped. #instead of it just being a weirder worse gru. #that way its just about punishing players who get too close. and makes you weaker if youve got a medic. since you cant be overhealed. #soldier... i just use rocket launcher/black box panic attack and whip. nothing really unique about my playstyle with him. #engineer. panic attack pistol gunslinger or jag. #im no good with the widowmaker and i like having 6 shots so id rather not use the frontier justice. #anyway im at the tag limit. thank you for the ask anon!!!

[comixandco]

imagine if the credits for majora’s mask were tied to the actions you did in your last cycle

like instead of that everybody is happy celebrating the festival, if they were a specific set of cutscenes that each play depending on whether you did it before fighting majora or not

so like, if you didn’t defeat each temple boss you would see cutscenes from that region still in trouble like the deku with the monkey over the fire or the gorons all frozen, but if you did kill all the bosses in the last cycle you can see the regions happy like in the actual credits

and the same for important quests as well, grog could either be with his chicks or with grown cuccoos, pamela might be with her dad or she’d be on her own, you can only see anju and kafei’s wedding if you complete their quests then fight majora, if you don’t help romani defend the ranch she isn’t playing with her sister in the credits she’s just sat there

idk i just think it would be really neat if you finished the game and were suddenly hit by the realisation that that’s it, the cycles are over and your choices in that final go-through are how the characters will live the rest of their lives

and it would make you want to go back and play through again if you saw your favourite characters not having the happy ending they deserved

#majora’s mask #legend of zelda #loz #loz mm #this post sponsored by the final three days gang #do as many quests as you can and defeat the four bosses you monsters #there was a post i saw like last week about time cycles in video games and how you get complacent with violence and tragedy because it isn’ #t permanent and it got me thinking bc it analysed time loops from a kill-heavy assassins style game whereas mm is much more of a help peopl #e game. and yet. you can’t do everything in one loop even after you’re able to skip through the temples to the boss room #and going through the game you know that. if you’re completing the great bay this cycle you don’t have time to go heal kotake or save the #monkey or unfreeze the goron’s on the mountain. and you can’t always remember/sacrifice those 3 hours to help romani #and you rationalise it as well they won’t matter when i play the song of time anyway. but wouldn’t it be a kick in the face if after you’ve #gotten into that mentality and you’ve collected all the masks but only once and you go defeat majora #and realise in the credits that romani was abducted by aliens. cremia has no money because her cows were stolen/milk was stolen by bandits. #the old lady won’t remember you saving her from the robbery on the first night and koume and kotake never met you. lulu won’t remember her #eggs being saved or the seahorses that you reunited them. you don’t have the top score on any of the carnival games. #link will remember because he lived through it but nobody in termina will remember his name aside from whoever you did help on your final #cycle. and idk i just think about that a lot

[ghost-trapped-in-the-screen]

Those are some VERY cute comics, and they were well worth the wait. Thank you for contributing content to two of my favorite Nagito rarepairs.

You are very welcome! And thank you for giving me the ideas and waiting paitently! As a bonus have this little Nagito and Fuyuhiko drawing

#poor fuyuhiko being used as a head rest #but he's trying not to be angry about it #Did I have to draw Fuyuhiko in a patterned silk shirt #no #did I do it anyway #yes #Now I have to do adult stuff and go to the store... #have to fight the hordes of people to get some milk #danganronpa #danganronpa 2 #dr #dr 2 #fuyuhiko kuzuryu #nagito komeada #nagito x fuyuhiko #fuyuhiko x nagito #kuzumeada #I know you told me the ship names #But I have once again forgotten #but hopefully one of those will be okay #my art #my asks