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Major Frozen 2 Spoilers Below!
You’d never be able to tell by reading this that I’m a whole-ass adult, AND a writer :’)
HERE’S SOME THOUGHT BLURBS
• Vuelie smacked with nostalgia holy sHIT
• Pretty snowflakes proves this movie is Frozen
• BABY ANNA
• "wait, what?"
• baby anna with attitude
• snuggles
• iduna/ERW has an amazing voice??
• "you'll be drowned" foreshadowing??
• Elsa freezes the railing and just awkwardly leaves it?? a queen
• ANNNAAA
• Anna and Olaf
• Olaf being poetic??
• poor sweet anna isnt lonely anymore :')
• SOOMMEE THINGS NEVER CHANGE this was catchy as heck
• "holding on tight to you" that kristanna twirl SENT ME
• "irredeemable monster" "greatest mistake of your life" "WOULDNT EVEN KISS YOU"
• AURORA
• Kristoff getting prepared to spend a LONG time in that room, if u know what im saying ;;;)))
• bedtime snuggles and it's now canon that EA call each other "Darling"
• anna representing women who drool n snore, and elsas a FUCKING MOUTH BREATHER
• elsa's grumpy face >:( (she’s so cute what the heck)
• INTO THE UNKNOOOWWNNNN ft aurora
• uh oh kingdom's in danger again THANKSELSA
• KA helping the citizens as a true Queen and King would (sPOILERS)
• "youve been hearing this voice and u didnt think to tell me" the offence is beautiful
• elsa's pouty hesitation before she tells anna what happened
• ELSA'S FACE the entire time KA & Olaf plan to go with her on the adventure, she was NOT having any of it
• olaf being annoying for x minutes straight
• anna ready to get dicked up on a sleigh ride even tho her sis is sleeping 5 feet away from her lmao MOOD
• "crazy? you didnt say i was crazy - you think im c R A Z Y?" HER FACE SENT ME
• kristoff bumbling everything RIP
• aurora is back
• elsa runs in heels through rocky land and somehow doesnt break her ankles, 10/10 (i mean anna did the same but it’s expected of her lmao)
• olaf being annoying pt2 (sorry, he’s cute ig)
• anna getting mad at the mist
• anna walking towards the cliff to view the dam and looking like an autumn goddess
• sven is a terrible wingman
• "WE WILL DIE" good job kristoff
• elsa not caring about anna's worry
• olaf had a song here i think??
• WIND
• elsa looks good when messy idc idc
• "THAT'S MY SISTER" that's an outtake line from Frozen!!!!
• surprise statues
• anna rips a sword out of ice with her bare hands n no one thinks anything of it
• northuldra ppl
• honeymaren eyefucking elsa (we see u)
• olaf's funniest scene lmao
• "one with power, and one powerless" ANNAS FACE OF OFFENCE HAHAHAHA IT'S OKAY BB YOU HAVE THE POWER OF LOVE
• "oh, anna" oh mattias, we feel u
• fire spirit
• ANNA COUGHING
• BRUNNIIIIIII
• bruni & elsa head tilts
• "they're all looking at us, arent they" yes elsa because ur talking to a fucking salamander
• anna gets mad cuz elsa gets mad cuz anna ran into fire cuz elsa ran into fire
• iduna was northuldra (neat)
• vuelie but different???
• kristoff made a friend!!
• insecure anna + a mutual lacking communication = :(
• a sad failed proposal
• A SHIPWRECK¿?
• this is v dark for disney holy shi
• the horror in elsa's voice "what were they doing in the dark sea?!"
• they watch their parent's final moments
• the horror in iduna's voice "the waves are too high"
• this is a kid's movie, yes?
• elsa flees, anna follows
• THE GUILT ohmygosh poor elsa :(
• anna tries v hard, but i can only imagine her own agony??? she's tryna take care of elsa but who's taking care of anna?? :((((
• elsa becomes manipulative?? JUST EXPLAIN THAT IT'S DANGEROUS AND REQUIRES MAGIC
• elsa does the thing
• anna and olaf are v angry (same)
• anna loses her cloak & shows her beautiful jacket?? thank u anna
• DARK SEA
• elsa battles the ocean that swallowed her parents
• Nokk tries to drown her?? dragging her through the water by her hand was INTENSE
• i know she doesnt get cold n thats fine but damn homegirl must REALLY workout at home (the shoulders prove it) but she swam for how long and didn't lose energy???
• SHOW YOURSELF I CRIED
• the ice was so beautiful and she looked so free n happy, loose hair n no shoes
• the song was amazing holy heck
• IDUNA WAS THE SIREN, I CALLED IT, HELLO THANK U
• elsa's literally like "ok boomer" at her grandfather who's an ass
• she goes too far into ahtohallen
• inappropriate but ohmygod the ice detail on her skin when she was freezing was crazy??? her hair got whiter n all that BUT THE SNOWFLAKES ON HER SKIN, that was unbelievable
• surprise surprise old white guy in power kills innocent poc
• elsa freezes like anna did, cuz anna was frozen and elsa is frozen 2 (heh)
• back to the cave with anna and olaf
• anna knows what has to be done to set things right because she’s the hero and always has to make the painful sacrifices
• anna sets off to do whats right but OLAF
• rip olaf
• anna sits in the cold ALL FUCKING NIGHT DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT, I AM NOT OKAY
• the next right thing B R O K E me. kbell captures such agony so beautifully ohmygod, it was incredible. easily the best song in the franchise.
• "SO I'LL WALK THROUGH THIS NIGHT, stumbling blindly towards the light" her voice
• anna finds her courage to leave the cave
• "when it's clear that everything will NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN" CAN YOU HEAR ME SOBBING AT THE ABSOLUTE ANGUISH IN HER VOICE
• this woman has lost everything and SHES STILL GOING, YES ANNA, GO
• giants!!!
• anna mimicking the behaviour she was against for most of the movie
• "I'M HERE, WHAT DO YOU NEED?" this is so important
• no questions asked, this is what's happening, kristoff is the real mvp
• mattias lets anna destroy the dam
• anna becomes suicidal?????? girl stop i-
• the dam falls
• ANNA ALMOST FALLS-
• wait mattias has her
• and kristoff has her!!
• and she looks ready to keep crying now that the adrenalin is gone
• ELSA THAWS but does she REALLY do the right thing??? idk i think she should've let the wave destroy whatever was in its path, otherwise whats the point? wouldve had better symbolism
• the Northuldra people are free and happy but poor anna is still sad :( idk why people were saying she got over elsas death too quickly when homegirl was never gonna smile again
• "i'm sorry i left you behind. i was just so desperate to protect her."
• "it's okay. my love is not fragile."
• anna tries to continue on, imagine what was going through her head AHHH
• wait there she is
• e l s a
• on a horse
• anna slides down the cliffside, elsa slides off that horse in a v godly manner
• ANNA REPRESENTS WOMEN WHO UGLY CRY, THANK U ANNA
• elsa is lowkey emotionless but honestly do we expect anything else from her by this point? (no shade hahahaha)
• "a bridge has two sides, and mother has two daughters" yes thank u for making anna important
• so is elsa a ghost now orrrr
• WHO CARES, KRISTANNA PROPOSAL
• we were v robbed of that kiss tho
• anna's squeal of pure joy when asked
• sven representing all of us
• "do u wanna build a snowman" bitch it's been like 16 years, ur a bit late but OKAY
• olaf is back
• GROUP HUG
• honeymaren wants elsa to stay "because it's where she belongs" ;;;;))))))
• elsa realises anna would be a better queen
• QUEEN ANNA
• Q U E E N A N N A
• YESSSSSS
• we're robbed of the coronation but that's fine ig
• kristoff in fancy clothes???
• "i prefer you in leather anyway" so anna is a top, nice to know
• olaf's comment on kristoff probably not being able to "last an hour" ;;;))))) not if annas a top LMAO STOP
• mattias found his person, congrats
• anna is the people's queen
• a statue is revealed, baby iduna is v cute
• elsa is in the forest with bruni n everyone else
• friday is gamenight
• elsa rides off into the sunset i guess??
• THE END
• oh and olaf has an ending scene
• "elsa DEAD"
• "olaf DEAD"
• "anna cries"
• everyone cries
okay thanks for reading lmao bye
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