#didnt go ham on the effects this time

[ex0toxin]

karaoke!! 🎤🎵✨

jsys week'24, day 5

#BISEXUAL LIGHTING IN THE FUCKING CLUUUUBBBBB #theyre at an upscale karaoke club in the city bc the one in morioh smells weird and the gang is really sure its a front for the yakuza #someone brought glitter. there are so many drinks. it's koichis treat so oku got like 7 parfaits and didnt leave a SINGLE crumb #i know they stumble out (they were removed for staying overtime and being annoying as fuck) blinking spots out of their eyes for an hour #theyre singing together forever by rick astley btw. EXTREMELY important that you know. #genuinely had such a fun time w this one i love going ham with light and effects... theyre so in love ......... :') #josuyasu #josuyasu week #josuyasu week 2024 #josuke higashikata #okuyasu nijimura #jojo #jojo's bizarre adventure #jjba #my art

[bluestockingbaby]

SIDNEY ATHERTON?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING SIDNEY ATHERTON GOD DAMN FOOL SPEECH LISTENING CAT KILLING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN SULKING MOTHERFUCKING SIDNEY ATHERTON. STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT SIDNEY ATHERTON I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP CHEMICALS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL EFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST SIDEBURNS GET AWAY FROM ME.

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said sidney athertons waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down. if i have to deal with sidney atherton speaking one more word in person to marjorie or dora not only will i close the email i will delete my substack subscription out of spite and have to reread the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive. i dont even know why i hate him so much. he does evil science which i normally like  but i am just mad because i am ANGY. he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of colonization and wanted to make chemical weapons ill go ham. BETTER have had a mesmerist make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him.

paypal.com/IFuckingHateSidneyAtherton

chapter's not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his library and I lost it. where the fuck is Sidney Atherton if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasn't. crusty anglo man. ill punch atherton and his supposedly strong and manly British bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one letter he kept on him at all times simply titled The Startling Narration of Robert Holt: Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish. im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point. i hope theres a date given for when Sidney died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone, and everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true supposedly heroic moments, unlike “The Arab” in those last chapters.

#the beetle #the beetle weekly #my posts #i love the jurgen leitner rant

[cowprintsillies]

A Deltarune/Undertale version of the famous Jurgen Leitner rant

WD GASTER?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING WD GASTER GOD DAMN FOOL EXPERIMENT DOING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE SPIRAL BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF THE UNDERGROUND COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING WD GASTER. STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT WD GASTER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DID HE CONDUCT SO MANY FUCKED UP EXPERIMENTS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST FOLLOW BASIC HEALTH AND SAFETY IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST DESIGN GET AWAY FROM ME.

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said WD Gaster’s waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down. if i have to deal with WD Gaster speaking one word in person on voice in game not only will i close the game i will delete my save out of spite and have to replay the entire game again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive. i dont even know why i hate him so much. he haunts the narrative but i am just mad because i am ANGY. he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some wizard hubris shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham. BETTER have had an experiment make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him.

paypal.com/IFuckingHateWDGaster

Story’s not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his sprite and I lost it. where the fuck is WD Gaster if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt.

crusty old man. ill punch Gaster and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final log he kept on him at all times simply titled Very Very Interesting in ancient WingDings. im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point. i hope theres a date given for when Gaster died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone, and everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if effective experiments

#undertale #deltarune #gaster deltarune #wd gaster #w.d. gaster #jurgen leitner rant #Jurgen Leitner rant variation #tma shitpost #deltarune shitpost #undertale shitpost #the magnus archives #TMA #tma jurgen leitner

[charlataninred]

Anti-honesty hour: opinions on trains?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING TRAINS GOD DAMN FOOL WORM LOOKING AS OIL EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING TRAINS

stop pinning me when i talk about trains I hate them so much why do they have so many fucked up railways why did they decide to fuck around and find out just set them loose are they dead? Are they bastards? machines have such a visceral effect on me not even in the room never seen their face and i know they have the worlds shittiest beard get away from me

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said trains were waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

if i have to deal with train making one trip in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when they are mentioned or exist

i dont even know why i hate them so much. he travel places but i am just mad because i am angy

They better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if theyre just made by some rich shithead whos a fan of worms and wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had a rail make them kill a man cuz if they didnt Im going to make them

paypal.com/IFuckingHateTrains

Lifes not even about them. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be their platform and I lost it

where the fuck is trains if they still exist im going to so deeply wish they didn’t

crusty old piece of rust

ill punch trains and their sad frail old metal twig rods will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and they will disintegrate until all thats left is one final instruction manual they kept in them at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when trains ceased to exist or will cease to exist so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the machine who had so many fucked up if real railways

#aegis talks to the void #mist? more like mistofelees

[nottherealajhq]

eric gun? stupid idiot motherfucking eric gun god damn fool memento collecting oil drinking sexyman bastard shithead idiot whore of an employee biggest clown in the circus laugh out of town cowboy motherfucking eric gun? stop pinning me when i talk about eric gun i hate him so much why does he have so many fucked up furbies why did he decide to fuck around and find out just set them loose is he dead is he a bastard man has such a visceral effect on me not even in the room never seen this man's face and i know he has the worlds shittiest grin get away from me. if i wanted to get into heaven and bigfoot said eric guns waiting inside i would piss on bigfoot's feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down. if i have to deal with eric gun speaking one word in person on voice in the blog not only will i close the tab and delete my tumblr blog out of spite and have to remake my entire blog for the sole purpose of being able to block out all the times when he is mentioned or alive. i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects furbies but i am just mad because i am angy. he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some sexy shithead whos a fan of killing and wanted the irl version ill go ham. BETTER have had a jammer make him kill a man cuz if he didnt im going to make him. paypal.com/IFuckingHateEricGun. blog post isnt even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his employment history and i lost it. where the fuck is eric gun if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt. stupid robot man. ill punch eric and his sad metallic robot twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final gun he kept on him at all times simply inscribed Now You Fucked Up in tigerscript. im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point. i hope theres a date given for when eric died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone. everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true murders.

#ajhq postinng

[icharchivist]

A series of events:

-One of my closest friend wants to bite the bullet and try up a3 knowing it is so important to me

-Thing is though that friend in question can't bear topics about theater, so he's really just doing it for me. (I did remind him we could drop anytime and that he didn't have to force himself, he just didnt listen)

-After one episode of the anime, he wants to drop it because nothing interested him

-The next day he tells me to watch another one, and go only by a pace of one a day

-Itaru makes his effect. Friend is now clearly watching for me and for Itaru.

-Yes friend made fun of me when i lost it when Chikage was on screen

-Friend made clear he had very little investment in the rest of spring and only cared for Itaru

-He started to feel emotionally hit by Itaru's storyline

-We listen to the a3 musics then. He's notoriously picky about music but ends up vibing with most of the songs, especially Autumn and Winter. He starts to be interested in Autumn.

-We go to Summer, still aiming one episode a day. Friend doesn't like any of the cast except Tenma he loved at first sight

-Tenma resonated with him and suddenly he insisted we binged all of summer in one day. It fucked him up.

-"I am not invested i can quit at anytime" - said a liar

-after Summer he asks to take a break before Autumn because he's scared of them. He didn't expect any of the characters to impact him but knew Autumn would be his type, and now that two characters he didnt expect ripped his heart out he's terrified of what it would mean for him

-He also asks that we resume to one episode a day

-I end up crying about Winter because im normal and i tease him that with the break and the pacing we wont reach him anytime soon, so i was safe

-Evilness oblige he decides that we're going to bing Autumn and Winter on the same fucking day

-Autumn didnt mess him up as much as he thought. At first. In the following days he becomes obsessed and starts to mostly talk about Autumn to me

-He gets bewildered by how little content Hisoka and Azuma had, saying "i thought when you said their arc were cut you were nippicking what the fuck was that"

-He guesses what were the themes of the plotlines by analysing the few we have and the knowledge they're my fav characters. He's 95% spot on. Now he cares winter because he sees me in every characters send help.

-I show him the game's content that was cut from the anime. He appreciates Winter but mostly because of what he can bully me with

-We had planned to stop there, so that he had a baseline to bully me.

-We didn't.

-He got invested in Azami suddenly and asked that we'd read his chapter together

-It messed him up and everything he thought should have hit with Autumn but didn't ended up hitting him a hundred times harder

-Friend gets overly invested. I send him Wandering Ghost. He loses his mind

-We discuss about the fact the song was not translated on yaycupcake

-The next day, as he's very good with Japanese, he decides to translate it and asks me to update his translation to yaycupcake

-he still refuses to acknowledge he's invested.

-Friend also starts to warm up to the cast members he wasnt found of.

-Friend has now asked me to show him Chikage and Guy. I insist that if we do, we read at least Winter 2nd and 3rd play and Spring 3rd.

-Friend complains because as he understands Japanese he's been mainly *listening* to a3 and have a hard time keeping up with the archive's full auto for the unvoiced events

-I bring up the events are voiced on the JPN server

-Friend decide to start playing it

-(i realize i lost my jpn account so i start one along with him)

-We sign in in time for the last 2 days of the spring 9th play event

-Friend decide to go ham

-Friend becomes obsessed with the event song

-Friend translates the song based on lyrics he found, has asked me to post it on yaycupcake (which i willdo when im back home), and is starting to work on a lyrics video for it.

-Friend still insists he's not involved. Despite the fact he regularly brings a3 up out of nowhere and had like 3 existential crisis provoked by characters.

-Friend is frustrated by all that is untranslated on the wiki and wants to help translate more regardless

-Friend is scared shitless about Chikage because i told him about him and he's terrified it's going to fuck him up (As expected from a Sandalphon lover.)

Tldr: i dragged someone into a3, he started out really disliking it, and now he's so worked up by what isnt translated and is working on things.

So there's that.

#apparently the thing that'll heal me from my a3 en grief enough to start reading jpn #is my friend saying tell me what isnt translated and ill do it for you #anyway hi if you check the wandering ghost wiki say hi to my bestie's translation #ichatalks about a3

[kits-ships]

💕 — canon-can-fight-me

this is my first time writing a good chunk of olive's story down so forgive me if its jumbled <3 im about to go ham

olive lives in ~1970 america and graduated with a major in botany and a minor in culinary arts. prior to her travels in the tardis, she lived in a little vw bus with a kitten named celeste! she doesn't have a very good relationship with her family as she didnt live up to their expectations, which is why she travels so often!

she met the doctor after a protest went very wrong. she'd been on her old college campus (just four months after graduating) and had joined friends in a protest against the war- expecting to just peacefully sit around and talk as others gave speeches. but, like other protests at the time, things went wrong very quickly and olive soon found herself in a field alone, with a horrible pain in her shoulder. this was when some goofy looking man came up to her and began asking some very odd questions. "what year is it? where are we?" had olive not been too shocked to move, she probably wouldve looked at him like he was... well, an alien.

despite her usual fear of men, this stranger seemed very different. whether it was the way he spoke, how he moved around, or by the way he dressed, something about him allowed her to calm down and she allowed him to patch up the wound in her shoulder. she'd even showed him her lil vw bus once she felt better and the doctor got to meet lil celeste! watching the kitten play with his scarf is what helped olive finally conclude that this guy probably wasn't going to kill her and she used this opportunity to more formally introduce herself to him.

as they spoke, the doctor began to pepper in little details about not being a human, travelling through time, and his ship- the tardis! but, since it was the seventies, olive wasnt entirely sure if he was just pulling her leg or if he was high off of something. nevertheless, she wanted to be polite to the man who had just rescued her and followed him to the little police box. that was when she realized that, damn, this guy *is* an alien!

from there, they began to travel about- olive eventually meeting sarah jane, harry, and the brigadier during their adventures. though she preferred to travel through the decades on earth, olive often found that her knowledge of plants came in handy on alien planets! whether it was to identify something useful or harmful, she was always so intrigued to learn more about the universe. despite this though, her favorite thing to learn about was always the doctor!

she related very closely to his story of leaving all the stuffy timelords behind on gallifrey to explore the universe. after all, she'd left her parent's home to never return as they hated her love for music, parties, drugs, etc. they also wanted her to be an accountant, which olive thought sounded awful!!

later into their journey, they found themselves wandering about ancient rome together. the doctor was pointing out landmarks, describing the colosseum, and the different buildings dedicated to the gods. eventually, though, a priest approached them, brought them to the temple of venus, and excitedly gave them a bottle of wine! the doctor eventually figured that the man saw olive in her flower crown and flowy robes and had wrongfully assumed she was in wedding attire- but neither of them would say no to free wine!! u could say it was either the wrong or right day to wear orange depending on how u look at it.

after beginning to help themselves to the wine, olive quickly discovered that 1.) the romans made some strong wine and 2.) alcohol didn't have much of an effect on timelords! so, after getting a bit of bread and olive oil to dip it in, they returned to the tardis to snack. long story short, olive the lightweight ended up announcing how cute she thought the doctor was before prompting him to close his eyes so that she could kiss him. by then, the doctor was like "haha ok maybe u should go to bed ur drunk" but olive didnt want to- she wanted to stay up with her favorite timelord and compliment him more!! he eventually got her to sleep though- worried that she was just speaking drunken nonsense. olive, however, had been entirely honest that night and woke up a horrible, blushing mess. much to the doctor's delight, though, she bashfully admitted that everything she said was true and, if it was okay, she'd very much like to kiss him again.

long after their relationship began, closer to the end of his regeneration, olive was thinking about how leela married a timelord on gallifrey and was like, damn. i want that. and so she got that!! it was a little wedding bc olive is a bit intimidated by the timelords, but she got to see leela and romana again and was happy she got her cute timelord husband!

shortly after that, olive decided to stop traveling the universe, but she didn't want to return to the seventies! there was far too many serial killers and so much war. so, with the doctors help, she decided to hop a bit forward in time and settled on ~2014. olive then upgraded to an rv, planted her own garden, and runs a little bakery somewhere in the countryside of maine! she still has occasional adventures with the doctor, though, and he visits her as often as he can! sure, he may be booked for two centuries, but that's nothing compared to his lifespan. the time war does put a dent in their time together but <3 you know.

the only last thing i know is that she has some kind of sonic device that connects to his screwdriver in case of emergencies. i haven't decided what it is yet, but all i can think of is a lil key fob !!

#good god #thank u sm for letting me infodump hehe #weed mention #alcohol mention #drug mention #parent mention #d; youre a book thats not quite finished but ill watch you fill the page #olive; the only one for me is you

[mx-t4t0]

jurgen leitner? stupid idiot motherfucking jurgen leitner goddamn fool book collecting dust eating rat old bastard avatar of the whore. biggest town in the circus laughed out of town cowboy motherfucking jurgen leitner. STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEN LEITNER I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE. is he dead? is he a bastard? man has such a visceral effect on me not even in the room never seen this mans face and i know he has the worlds shittiest beard get away from me. if i wanted to get into heaven and god said 'jurgen leitners waiting inside' i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down. if i have to deal with jurgen leitner speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to re-watch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times where he is mentioned or alive. i dont even know why i hate him so much he collects books but i am just mad because i am angy. he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead who whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham. BETTER have had a book make him kill a man cause if he didnt im gonna make him. paypal dot com slash i fucking hate jurgen leitner. episodes not even about him vaguely mentions what is supposed to be maybe him library and i lost it. where the FUCK is jurgen leitner if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt. crusty old man. ill punch leitner and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled now you fucked up in ancient yiddish. i am not breathing im hyperventilating at this point. i hope theres a date given for when jurgen died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone. every day once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up, if true, books.

wow you really do hate that old man huh

#mutuals my beloveds

[jrpneblog]

Deadline day draws near

It`s all go on the field for North End in the next seven days with the deadline for any action off the field less than seven days away. The manager, himself, has said that everyone knows we are looking for a Right Wing Back and another Striker. If those slots are to be filled then it has got to happen very quickly and several people I have spoken to this last week or so have said that this could well be another January 2006. For those not old enough to remeber it was the window when North End were riding high in the Championship after being beaten in the play off final the previous May by West Ham. The manager at the time, Billy Davies, had indicated that with a couple of signings North End would have a good chance of automatic promotion let alone the play offs. Those two signings didnt materialise and we were beaten in the play off semi final by Leeds with the manager then departing for Derby County, no doubt thinking he had taken Preston as far as he could. Now I am not suggesting for one minute that two more signings will deliver automatic promotion, or that the manager is going to leave anytime soon, but the general consensus amongst supporters is that with two decent signatures in these positions then the play offs are a real possibility. We will wait with bated breath to see what materialises before next Thursday.

Last Saturday saw North End play out their third consecutive 0-0 draw at home with Watford being the visitors. In fairness to North End I thought the Hornets were the best side we have faced this season and all three results were very possible. Once again we didn`t take our chances and were almost made to pay with the visitors having a couple of good chances late on to almost steal the three points. Ryan Lowe said this week that if we were finishing games 0-0 and not making chances he would be worried but we are making plenty of chances, we are just not putting them away.

Tuesday evening saw 1,406 of the travelling faithful make their way to Molineux for the second round Carabao Cup tie against Premiership Wolverhampton Wanderers. The home side put our a strong side and with North End making seven changes it was never going to be easy. Two down after half an hour and it didn`t look good but a penalty save by man of the match David Cornell right on the stroke of half time seemed to galvanise North End. We were much better second half and scored early through Woodburn, but in spite of another couple of decent effort we were always wary of Wolves and we never really looked like equalising. Overall a decent performance on the night but not enough against a team and squad that cost North of £200m. Sheesh - talk about the haves and the have nots!

On Saturday we hit the road to the Principality as we return to league action and a visit to the Cradiff City Stadium. Confidence still looks very high in the North End squad and I see no reason why we cant take something from this game. Both sides sit on seven points with Cardiff having won two drawn one and lost two as opposed to North End who have won one and drawn four. It is a great stadium to play football in but lacks the ferocious atmosphere that we used to experience at Ninian Park. Whether Ryan Lowe will stick with the 3-4-2-1 that he has adopted in the last three league games remains to be seen but I think the time is probably right to go back to two upfront and maybe give Ben Woodburn a start playing just behind Troy Parrott.

This phase of two games a week continues in the next seven days as North End travel to Coventry on Wednesday evening for what will be the Sky Blues first home game of the season. This is due to problems with the pitch after the Rugby Sevens at the Commonwealth Games were played at the Arena. Hopefully the relaid pitch will have settled down in time and it wont have any effect of the standard of the football. I think this is a difficult game for us as this will be Coventry`s first home game and the home fans will be bursting to shout their boys on. Before the games this weekend Coventry sit rock bottom but only because they have only played two games due to cancellations. They have one point from a draw and a defeat so will be looking to climb the table quickly. Personally I would take four points from these two away fixtures and I think North End are well capable of doing that.

And finally this week:- the silly season of sacking managers has already started in the Championship with Michael O`Neill departing from Stoke City on Thursday. Stoke probably have one of the richest owners in the Championship but having the money and spending it wisely are two very different elements in the successful running of a football club. Good luck to whoever takes over at the bet365 Stadium, they are going to need it.

.

JR`s HIGH FIVES

Burnley to beat Wigan 11/8

A £5 Stake returns £11.88 on bet365

SEASONS STATS

Returns £45.25 Stake £20.00

percentage profit+/-loss + 126.25%

Predictions 4 won 4 lost 0.

[squism]

Eyy new llb oc because the last one was boring

(Bio vers:)

#working with only 3 colours felt fun #Forgot how to shade stuff tho so :( #I love her but Im scared to post stuff about her so join the discord if you wanna see me talk to myself #plugging is cool #lethal league #lethal league oc #lethal league blaze #mart #didnt go ham on the effects this time

[raspberryflo]

Spamton G sspamton?? STUPID IDIOT motherfucking SPAMTON g SPAMTON GOD DAMN FOOL GARBAGE COLLECTING QUARTER EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST SHOT IN THE TRASH ZONE LAUGHED OUT OF THE MANSION COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING SPAMTON G SPAMTON. STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT SPAMTON G SPAMTON I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP PHONE CALLS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST HANG UP IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL EFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST MULLET GET AWAY FROM ME. if i wanted to get into heaven and toby said spamton g spamton is waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down.if i have to deal with spamton g spamton speaking one word in person on voice live on tv not only will i uninstall deltarune i will delete my computer out of spite and have to replay the entire game again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive. i dont even know why i hate him so much. he collects trash but i am just mad because i am angy. he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some ex bigshot whos a fan of phone guy fnaf and wanted the irl version ill go ham. BETTER have had a phone call make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him. paypal.com/IFuckingHateSpamtonGSpamton chapters not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his bowties and I lost it. where the fuck is spamton if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt. crusty old man. ill punch spamton and his sad frail old man puppet bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final phone call gaster was waiting to make simply saying Now You Fucked Up in ancient windings .. im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point. i hope theres a date given for when spamton died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone. everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true phone calls

#this is a copypasta by the way

[dapperdasha]

SIGMUND FREUD?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING SIGMUND FREUD GOD DAMN FOOL PAPER WRITING DRUG SNORTING RAT OLD BASTARD MISOGYNIST IDIOT DOCTOR OF PROJECTION BIGGEST FRAUD IN VIENNA LAUGHED OUT OF STEM OBSESSED WITH MOTHERFUCKING SIGMUND FREUD?

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT SIGMUND FREUD I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DID HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP IF TRUE THEORIES WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND FOR MIND CLOUT JUST GET SOME PROOF WAS HE HORNY? WAS HE A BASTARD? MAN HAD SUCH A VISCERAL EFFECT ON THE FIELD OF PSYCHOLOGY NOT EVEN PEER REVIEWED NEVER EVEN SAW A SINGLE CASE AND DIDN’T MAKE THINGS SEXUAL AND WEIRD GET AWAY FROM ME.

if i wanted to do research and the PI said sigmund freud was actually right i would piss on their grant proposal for the sole purpose of ensuring it got turned down

if i have to deal with sigmund freud quoted one word in context on zoom in a lecture not only will i close the tab i will withdraw from the whole class out of spite and have to retake the entire course again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much. he had some good points but i am just mad because i am angy.

he better have had some fucked up backstory to explain this if was just some cis shithead who was too into greek tragedies and decided everyone wanted the irl version ill go ham

BETTER have had his own sublimated anxiety cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateSigmundFreud

chapters not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to be maybe dream analysis and I lost it

where the fuck are the neofreudians if they are still around im going to so deeply wish they werent

horny old man

ill punch freud’s ghost and his weird frail old man twig theories will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat criticism and his legacy will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book that quotes him one time simply titled It’s Not That Deep in every syllabus

Im not even breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when the idea of psychosexual development died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true papers

#i hate freud so much holy shit #mostly for things i couldnt mention in the context of this meme #but yeah #uhh ask to tag #tw caps #jurgen leitner #psychology #i tried to make this like. rhyme w the og text ig?? #idk #maggie.txt #tma #adding to the tags bc of the notes #this is in fact a copypasta of the jurgein leitner rant that i changed to be about freud #i know a LOT abt freud dont come at me ok #this is hyperbole

[thetasteofsunshineonyourtongue]

I Had To Do It (words changed by me with inspiration from @arczeroes barret rant on discord from a few months ago)

Transcript:

BARRET RACKET? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING BARRET RACKET GOD DAMN FOOL SQUID COLLECTING DIRT EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT LEADER OF TRASH LONDON BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN MAFIA GARBAGE MOTHERFUCKING BARRET RACKET

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT BARRET RACKET I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP SQUIDS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL EFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST MUSTACHE GET AWAY FROM ME

if i wanted to get into heaven and god said barret rackets waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down

If i have to deal with barret racket speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to relisten to the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

I dont even know why i hate him so much. He does math but i am just mad because i am angy

He better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if he’s just some rich shithead whos a fan of hades and wanted the irl version ill go ham BETTER have had a ring make him kill a man cuz if he didnt im going to make him paypal.com/IFuckingHateBarretRacket episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned that he might have broken out of jail and i lost it

Where the fuck is barret racket if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt

Crusty old man

Ill punch barret and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all that is left is one final ring he kept on him at all times engraved with the words Now You Fucked Up in ancient draconic

Im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

I hope theres a date given for when barret died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone

Every day once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up rings

#rqg #rusty quill gaming #barret racket #listen i got a new microphone and i needed to test it out #what else was i supposed to do? #this is my pride and joy guys sdksdjsfdsj #rusty quill #I can't do a west country accent but imagine it's there

[mothmoira]

JURGEN LEITNER?

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER GODDAMN FOOL BOOK COLLECTING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE

BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING JURGEN LEITNER

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT JURGEN LEITNER I HATE HIM SO MUCH, WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY FUCKED UP BOOKS? WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT? IS HE DEAD? IS HE A BASTARD?? MAN HAS SUCH VISCERAL EFFECT ON ME, NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM, NEVER SEEN THIS MAN’S FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLD’S SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME

IF I WANTED TO GET INTO HEAVEN AND GOD SAID “Jurgen Leitner’s waiting inside” I WOULD PISS ON GOD’S FEET FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF GETTING SENT BACK DOWN

IF I HAVE TO DEAL WITH JURGEN LEITNER SPEAKING ONE WORD IN PERSON ON VOICE IN PODCAST NOT ONLY WILL I CLOSE THE TAB, I WILL DELETE MY BOOKMARK OUT OF SPITE AND HAVE TO REWATCH THE ENTIRE SERIES AGAIN FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF BEING ABLE TO SKIP ALL THE TIMES WHERE HE IS MENTIONED OR ALIVE

I DONT EVEN KNOW WHY I HATE HIM SO MUCH, HE COLLECTS BOOKS BUT I AM JUST MAD BECAUSE I AM ANGY

HE BETTER HAVE SOME FUCKED UP BACKSTORY TO EXPLAIN THIS IF HES JUST SOME RICH SHITHEAD WHOS A FAN OF CREEPYPASTA AND WANTED THE IRL VERSION I’LL GO HAM

BETTER HAVE HAD A BOOK MAKE HIM KILL A MAN BECAUSE IF HE DIDNT IM GOING TO MAKE HIM

paypal.com/IFuckingHateJurgeinLeitner

EPISODES NOT EVEN ABOUT HIM, VAGUELY MENTIONED WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO MAYBE BE HIS LIBRARY AND I LOST IT

WHERE THE FUCK IS JURGEN LEITNER IF HES STILL ALIVE I’M GOING TO SO DEEPLY WISH HE WASNT

CRUSTY OLD MAN

I’L PUNCH LEITNER AND HIS SAD FRAIL OLD MAN TWIG BONES WILL SIMPLY FLAKE APART UNDER MY EPIC HUGE MEAT FIST UNTIL ALL THATS LEFT IS ONE FINAL BOOM HE KEPT WITH HIM AT ALL TIMES SIMPLY TITLED “NOW YOU FUCKED UP” IN ANCIENT YIDDISH

IM NOT BREATHING IM HYPERVENTILATING AT THIS POINT

I HOPE THERES A DATE GIVEN FOR WHEN JURGEN DIED OR WILL DIE SO I CAN MAKE IT A REMINDER ON MY PHONE

EVERY DAY ONCE A YEAR I WILL SEE IT AND DO ANYTHING BUT PAY RESPECTS TO THE MAN WHO HAD SO MANY FUCKED UP IF TRUE BOOKS

#yes i've memorized the entire thing and i typed this to get it out of my system and what about it 🤨 #tma #jurgen leitner #the magnus archives #jonny sims #alexander j newall

[arcane-memories]

BARRET RACKET? STUPID IDIOT WEASEL BARRET RACKET GOD DAMN FOOL RING TRADING DUST EATING RAT OLD DIRT MAN IDIOT LEADER OF TRASH LONDON BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE UNDERWORLD LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN MAFIA GARBAGE BARRET RACKET. STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT BARRET RACKET I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE SO MANY SCREWED UP RINGS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO MESS AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST TRADE THEM WITH OTHERS IS HE DEAD IS HE A DOUCHE MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL EFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS UGLIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME. if i wanted to get into the death planes and the gods said barret rackets waiting inside i would spit on the gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent even further down the planes. if i have to deal with barret racket speaking one word in person on voice in podcast not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive. i dont even know why i hate him so much. he controls lower london but i am just mad because i am angy. he better have a tragic backstory to explain this if hes just some rich douche canoe whos a fan of hades and wanted the irl version ill go ham. BETTER have had a spell make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him. paypal(dot)com/IHateBarretRacket episodes not even about him. vaguely mentioned that he might have broken out of jail and I lost it. where the hell is barret racket if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt. crusty old man. ill punch barret and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge nat20 charged fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final letter he kept on him at all times simply titled I Am (Not) Sorry Sasha in ancient latin. im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point. i hope theres a date given for when barret died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone. everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many cursed rings.

- By all RQG-Fans during the newest few episodes

#rusty quill gaming #rqg #that's the current mood isnt it? #rusty quill #rq #rqo #rqg barret #barret racket #rqg spoilers #rqgpod #jürgen leitner #jurgen leitner #jurgen leitner rant

[aliveandrestless5]

C!dream?

Stupid idiot motherfucking C!Dream god damn fool traumatized children collecting dust eating rat old bastard shit head idiot avatar of the whore biggest clown in the circus laughed out of town cowboy motherfucking C!Dream.

Stopping pinning me when I talk about C!Dream why does he traumatize so many random kids just them loose is he dead??? Is he a bastard??? Mans has such a visceral affect on me not even in the room, never seen this man once and I know he has the worlds shittiest beard get away from me

if i wanted to get into heaven and XD said C!Dream is waiting inside I would piss on XD’s feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down if i have to deal with C!Dream speaking one more word in person on voice in stream not only will i close the tab I will give myself amnesia out of spite and have to rewatch the all of the vods again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive

i dont even know why i hate him so much he’s a fictional villain but I am just mad because I am angy

he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some random shithead who likes manipulating and abusing minors and other people that don’t deserve it for fun ill go ham

He BETTER have had someone make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him

paypal.com/IFuckingHateC!Dream/

He’s not even in this stream just vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be his effects on the other characters and I lost it

where the fuck is C!Dream if hes still alive in the prison im going to so deeply make him wish he wasnt

crusty old man

ill punch C!Dream and his sad frail old man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish

im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point

i hope theres a date given for when C!Dream died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone every day once a year I will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up if true interactions with my favorite characters

#/j #dsmp #c!dream #please get this reference somebody #yes I’ve been listening to TMA again. and what of it