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incorrectdwkquotes · 7 months
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Trainer of an opposing team: Interesting squad you have here, Willi.
Willi: I didn’t choose them. They were here when I arrived.
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giraffenkuss · 6 years
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The Ultimate Disney Song Collection
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The Lion King / Der König der Löwen (1994)
Circle of Life /  Der ewige Kreis (english / german)
Be Prepared / Seid bereit (english / german)
Hakuna Matata (english / german)
I Just Can't Wait To Be King / Ich will jetzt gleich König sein (english / german)
Can You Feel The Love Tonight / Kann es wirklich Liebe sein (english / german)
Mary Poppins (1964)
Overture 
Sister Suffragette (english / xxx)
The life I lead / Ich bin voll Stolz – und bin zutiefst zufrieden (english / german)
The Perfect Nanny / Willst Du diese Stellung haben (english / german)
A Spoonful Of Sugar / Wenn ein Löffelchen voll Zucker (english / german)
Jolly Holiday / Ist das ein herrlicher Tag (english / german)
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious / Supercalifragilisticexpialigetisch (english / german)
Stay Awake (english / xxx)
I Love To Laugh / Ich lach so gern (english / german)
Feed The Birds / Täglich schon früh (Füttert die Vögelchen) (english / german)
Fidelity Fiduciary Bank / Willst du zwei Pennie sparen (english / german)
Chim Chim Cheree (english / german)
Step in Time / Schritt und Tritt (english / german)
Let’s Go Fly a Kite / Für zwei Pennie Papier schon genügt (english / german)
The Little Mermaid /  Arielle, die Meerjungfrau (1989)
Part of Your World /  Arielles Traum (Ein Mensch zu sein) (english / german)
Part of Your World (Reprise) /  In deiner Welt (Ein Mensch zu sein Reprise)  (english / german)
Under the Sea / Unter dem Meer (english / german)
Poor Unfortunate Souls / Die armen Seelen in Not (english / german)
Kiss the Girl /  Küss sie doch (english / german)
Beauty and the Beast / Die Schöne und das Biest (1991)
Belle (english / german)
Belle (Reprise) (english / german)
Be Our Guest / Sei hier Gast (english / german)
Gaston (english / german)
Something There / Wer hätt's gedacht (english / german)
Beauty and the Beast (Tale As Old As Time) /  Die Schöne und das Biest (english / german) 
Tarzan (1999)
Two Worlds / Zwei Welten (english / german)
You'll Be In My Heart / Dir gehört mein Herz (english / german)
Son Of Man / So ein Mann (english / german)
Strangers Like Me / Fremde wie ich (english / german)
Aladdin (1992)
Arabian nights / Arabische Nächte (english / german)
One Jump Ahead / Schnell Weg! (english / german)
Friend Like Me / Nur'n kleiner Freundschaftsdienst (english / german)
Prince Ali /  Prinz Ali (english / german)
A Whole New World / Ein Traum wird wahr (english / german)
Prince Ali (Reprise) /  Prinz Ali (Reprise) (english / german)
The Jungle Book / Das Dschungelbuch (1967)
The Bare Necessities / Probier's mal mit Gemütlichkeit (english / german)
I wanna be like you / Ich wäre gern wie du (english / german)
Moana / Vaiana – Das Paradies hat einen Haken (2016)
How Far I'll Go / Ich bin bereit (english / german)
You're Welcome / Voll gerne (english / german)
Shiny / Glänzend (english / german)
I Am Moana (Song of the Ancestors) / Ich bin Vaiana (english / german)
We Know the Way (Finale) / Wir kennen den Weg (english / german)
Pocahontas (1995)
Just Around the Riverbend / Was das nächste Ufer bringt (english / german)
Mine, Mine, Mine / Mein, mein, mein (english / german)
Colors of the Wind / Das Farbenspiel des Winds (english / german)
Frozen / Die Eiskönigin – Völlig unverfroren (2013)
Do You Want to Build a Snowman / Willst Du einen Schneemann bauen (english / german)
For the First Time in Forever / Zum ersten mal seit Ewigkeiten (english / german)
Love is an Open Door / Liebe sie öffnet Tür´n (english / german)
Let It Go / Lass jetzt los (english / german)
Reindeer(s) Are Better Than People / Rentiere sind besser als Menschen (english / german)
In Summer / Im Sommer (english / german)
Mulan (1998)
Honor to Us All / Ehre für das Haus (english / german)
Reflection / Wer bin ich? (english / german)
I'll Make A Man Out Of You / Sei ein Mann (english / german)
A Girl Worth Fighting For /  Die Frau, für die ein Kampf sich lohnt (english / german)
The Aristocats /  Aristocats (1970)
Scales and Arpeggios / Tonleitern und Arpeggios (english / german)
Thomas O'Malley (english / german)
Everybody Wants To Be A Cat / Katzen brauchen viel Musik (english / german)
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs / Schneewittchen und die sieben Zwerge (1937)
With a Smile and a Song / Sei Vergnügt, Sing Ein Lied! (english / german)
Whistle While You Work / Wer bei der arbeit pfeift (english / german)
Heigh Ho / Heiho (english / german)
Bluddle-Uddle-Um-Dum (The Dwarfs' Washing Song) (english / xxx)
The Dwarfs' Yodel Song (The Silly Song) / Schrumm, Schrumm, Schrumm (english / german)
Someday My Prince Will Come / Kommt Erst Mein Prinz Zu Mir (english / german)
Cinderella /  Cinderella (Aschenputtel) 1950
A Dream Is a Wish Your Heart Makes / Ich hab ihn im Traum gesehen (english / german)
Work song / Der Arbeits-Song (english / german)
Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo (english / german)
One Hundred and One Dalmatians / 101  Dalmatiner (1961)
Cruella De Vil (english / german)
Kanine Krunchies (english / xxx)
The Hunchback of Notre Dame / Der Glöckner von Notre Dame (1996)
Out There / Einmal (english / german)
God Help the Outcasts / Gott, Deine Kinder (english / german)
Heaven's Light/Hellfire / Das Licht des Himmel/Das Feuer der Hölle(english / german)
A Guy Like You / Ein Kerl wie Du (english / german)
The Court of Miracles / Der Hof der Wunder (english / german)
Tangled /  Rapunzel – Neu verföhnt (2010)
When Will My Life Begin / Wann fängt das Leben an? (english / german)
Mother Knows Best / Mutter weiß mehr (english / german)
I've Got A Dream / Ich hab nen Traum (english / german)
I See The Light / Endlich sehe ich das Licht (english / german)
Toy Story (1995)
You've Got A Friend In Me / Du hast'n Freund in mir (english / german)
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incorrectdwkquotes · 2 years
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You should do an incorrect quotes or an oneshot when vanessa is on her period and how the others deal with it
Hi! First of all sorry for the late reply.
To be quite honest I’ve thought sometimes about this, not really about writing something specifically about it, but more about how such topic was not addressed in the story; I mean, it’s natural they didn’t address it: in the movies the kids have better things to do like winning football matches and fighting villains, while in the books they are simply too young, so it’s clear there was no room for that. I really think it’s kind of a missed opportunity on their part, but I also think maybe Joachim Masannek’s storytelling wouldn’t have been the best at addressing the topic of periods for an audience of children and teenagers who were growing up. Don’t really know why, I think that maybe he wouldn’t have been particularly good at addressing the topic as an essential part of the growth process (both physically and mentally) for people who have periods.
That being said, I think I actually have some headcanons to build upon (also if anyone else wants to take them as inspiration, you’re more than welcome!), maybe I’ll write something someday if I find the time and inspiration (unfortunately I’m not a particularly good writer!):
Since her mother wasn’t around, I’ve always assumed her grandmother was the one to address the topic for Vanessa; in that case there could’ve been two possible scenarios: either she sat her down when she was young and told her “You know some day you’ll become a lady etc. etc.” and all that stuff, or either Vanessa got her period having no idea what to do and panicked to her grandma, to which she probably replied “Honey, it’s just your period, you’ll get used to it”
Scenario 1: “Honey, have a sit, I wanted to talk to you about something. You know, soon you’ll become a lady and you’ll start bleeding once a month from down there and...” “GOD GRANDMA, PLEASE STOP”
Scenario 2: “Grandma, I think I’m dying” “WHAT?! What happened?” “I’m bleeding” “What? Oh honey, that’s just your period, don’t worry, you’ll get used to it, you’re a lady now btw” “WHAT”
The two scenarios might very likely coexist tbh
Assuming she got her first period at around 12-13, I think she probably tried to hide it from the other kids at first. I mean, what could she do? It already took effort to convince die Kerle that girls should be respected as humans in movie 1/the first books, but getting them to accept that girls bleed from within once a month and that it is completely normal? You all know the answer, we've all been 12 year olds lol
One problem about die Kerle is that none of them had older sisters, so Vanessa was probably the first person through which they came into contact with periods firsthand
Eventually, on the other hand, she had to spill the truth I think, possibly she skipped practice a few times because the cramps where too bad, or the kids noticed she had less energy while playing, or maybe she got more frustrated than usual when missing a goal
I can imagine Raban saying "Yeah actually during certain days of the month you're even grumpier than usual, Vanessa" and her answering "That's absolutely none of your business"
(I honestly have no idea how sex ed and biology classes work in Germany, but here I'm assuming die Kerle do indeed know what a period is, the concept of it biologically, but again Vanessa is the first person through which they came into contact with it in real life)
So maybe, I don't know, she gets scolded by Leon one day during practice because she has less energy than usual until she finally snaps and says "So what?! I'm on my period and my guts are hurting like crazy, leave me alone!"
Cue to dead silence in the Teufelstopf
Joschka: "On your WHAT?!"; also add the *pretends to be shocked* gif for Willi
The boys probably think that's gross and weird at first, also Leon probably got angry because well how can Vanessa help us win if she's not at her full physical capacity (cue to Felix saying "Well I'm not at full physical capacity sometimes either" because of asthma and Vanessa smiling because Felix doesn't realize it but it means a lot to her), but I like to think they eventually make peace with the idea that there are people that bleed once a month and at the same time try to go on with their lives like nothing happens
Also cue to Vanessa likely having to explain to them what happens to her body, because really they have no idea. "Basically you feel like your internal organs are ripping inside of you" "Oh" "I say that because that's literally what happens" "OH" "Then you feel happy and sad and cranky and melancholic and energetic and hungry and nauseous all in the span of three minutes"
I also like to think one of the boys probably made a remark to her once like "Are you acting like that because it's one of those days Nessie?" and she got so angry. SO angry. The boys learned their lesson after that
If we get to the bookverse I also like to think that Vanessa and Annika probably had to give a joint lecture about periods to the boys at some point
They also probably found comfort in each other because they can understand what their bodies are actually going through; "Do you think this amount of pain is normal or am I actually dying this time?" "Please for the love of God can you tell me why one second I'm craving cake and the next I'm feeling like I'm going to throw up" "Yesterday I legitimately cried for half an hour while watching cat videos but they'll catch me dead before I dare say it in front of the others"
As for the movieverse, let's be honest Vanessa would probably be the one to help Klette through her growth process, she would likely help her get a grip at dealing with her body even if Klette doesn't really feel like a girl sometimes and all of this "becoming a lady" stuff really icks her; I think having Vanessa as a reference point would be a great help!
That's it I guess! Again if I ever find time and inspiration I hope I could write something better, and if anyone wants to chime in, write something in regard or if anyone has headcanons they want to share, of course you are all more than welcome
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incorrectdwkquotes · 3 years
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*Joachim comes home*
Leon and Marlon: Hi Dad!
The other kids: Hey! Whats up?
Joachim: Hello my sons and their friends who never seem to hang out in their own houses.
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incorrectdwkquotes · 3 years
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DWK in a haunted house
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Literally doesn’t give a shit: Markus, Düsentrieb, Felix, Blossom
Pretty much the leaders/brave ones of the group: Vanessa, Marlon, Juli, Alex
The ones that are trying to fight the ghosts: Leon, Deniz, Annika, Terry, Joschka
Scares everyone else for fun: Klette, Horizon 
Scared of every little noise: Nerv, Raban, Maxi, Marry, Rocce, Jojo
Dies within the first 0.2 seconds: Fabi
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incorrectdwkquotes · 4 years
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Darkside: I WILL DESTROY EVERYTHING THAT GIVES YOU HAPPINESS!
Maxi: My happiness?
Maxi, turning to the others: Am I happy?
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incorrectdwkquotes · 4 years
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The kids: That is just the kind of laugh we need on a Monday.
Willi: It's Tuesday, kids.
Annika: ...
Annika: It's Thursday, guys.
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incorrectdwkquotes · 4 years
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I am both. Threatened and aroused.
The boys, every time when the girls show their skills
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incorrectdwkquotes · 4 years
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Willi, about die Kerle: My little babies all grown up and... [sniff] and kicking some bad guys... You have a tissue?
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incorrectdwkquotes · 4 years
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Marlon: Do you think I enjoy beinig a mother hen to you all???
Everyone: ...
Marlon: Ok, fine! It's like crack to me.
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incorrectdwkquotes · 4 years
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Jojo: I made you guys friendship bracelets!
Everyone of the Bunch: You know, we’re not really jewelry people.
Jojo: You don’t have to wear them if you don’t want to.
Everyone of the Bunch: No, we’re going to wear them forever. Back off!
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incorrectdwkquotes · 4 years
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The parents of die Kerle: Where are the kids?
Willi: They went out.
The parents: But they're grounded.
Willi: ...
Parents: ...
Willi: ... are they not allowed out when they're grounded?
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incorrectdwkquotes · 4 years
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Mr. Maximilian: Why is it that whenever something happens, it’s always you guys?
Die Kerle: Believe us, we’ve been asking ourselves the same question for years.
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incorrectdwkquotes · 4 years
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The Team: MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S!
Fabi: We have food at home.
The Team: This team sucks!
*later*
The Team: MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S!
Vanessa: *pulls up to the drive-thru*
The Team: Yay!
Vanessa, to the intercom: One small black coffee please.
*even later*
The Team: MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S!
Leon: MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S! MCDONALD'S!
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incorrectdwkquotes · 4 years
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What’s up I’m back at it again with another dumb meme, discuss
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incorrectdwkquotes · 4 years
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Willi, to die Kerle: LISTEN UP YOU INSIGNIFICANT FAILURES.
Willi: Not you Jojo, you're an angel and we're thrilled to have you here.
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