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zoned out and then etoiles was here
#qsmp#qsmp fanart#etoiles#qsmp etoiles#q!etoiles#pomme#qsmp pomme#q!pomme#pomme qsmp#etoiles qsmp#anyway. Kind of a dilf
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that one time tubbo called pac a dilf 😵💫
okay wait…
young teacher tubbo and dilf pac comes to collect his son from class…..tubbos got such a crush on him and maybe he asks pac to stay back to talk about richas’s behaviour but it turns into something else….
you've come to the right person (guy who is obsessed with pacbo)
Tubbo wasn't quite sure how he ended up with this job. He had never in any of his years considered being a teacher of any sort. But after he adopted his daughter, he needed a second job. Mechanics weren't paying him enough. Luckily there was a daycare nearby that was hiring. It was a more difficult process than he had expected, much like the adoption. But he got it.
His daughter stayed with her “other father”. Tom's name was always said in a sigh like that. They were young and stupid and drunk and Tubbo didn't know what he was doing when he signed the stupid paper that Tommy had slid him across the dirty bar table.
Tommy, and unfortunately Molly, found it hilarious. They both insisted on watching Sunny while he was at work. Thankfully Sunny loved them. Tommy would do her hair in braids. It was something they did when they were younger. Tubbo remembered sitting in fields with Tommy's older cousin braiding his long hair.
As soon as Tommy saw Sunny's thick 3C curls, he stayed up two nights in a row researching and watching video after video of how to do cornrows and other braids in her hair.
Molly often sent him videos while he was at work on Sunny prattling on while Tommy listened intently, braiding her hair as best he could. As much as Tubbo joked about divorce and threatened, he was glad to have two people he loved watching his child and caring for them so well.
He closed his laptop with a sigh, rubbing his eyes. He was the last one there, his co worker had to leave because she had to pick up her own child but they needed someone to watch the singular child whose parents were incredibly late.
Opening his eyes, Tubbo stared down the young boy in front of him.
He was a Latino boy, probably around 7 or 8 with an oversized yellow jersey that he wore every single day. He was staring at Tubbo with large brown eyes. It was almost unnerving but he was a cute, decently well mannered child.
Tubbo remembered the day he joined the daycare. A man with shoulder length brown hair and a singular white streak through it brought him in and explained how the boy had been born without part of his leg but was still very capable of movement with the prosthetic his Pai had made him.
The owner of the daycare had nodded, assuring the man over and over that his child would be well cared for and that they would make sure the other children didn't say anything nasty as children tended to do.
Richas, Tubbo remembered, as he continued to stare down the boy. His name was Richas.
“Hello,” he said.
The boy grinned. “Ola!”
Tubbo laughed at his enthusiasm before picking up his phone to attempt to call the boy's parents once again. It rang and rang, like it had three times before click.
“Holy shit, we are so sorry. Our schedule got all mixed up and we didn't know who was supposed to pick him up today. Fuck!”
“Hey, hey,” Tubbo said calmly. “It's okay. I'm here with him. Get here whenever you can.”
The voice on the phone that Tubbo didn't recognize took a few deep breaths. “Sim, sim, of course. Peqi is on his way already. He should be there any minute.”
Tubbo smiled at Richas who bounced up and down excitedly, trying to climb up the front of the desk to reach the phone. “Sounds good, Mr…?”
The voice laughed. “Just call me Mike yeah?”
Richas made the saddest noise possible and Tubbo's heart melted. “Wait, before you go, I think he wants to talk to you.”
He removed the phone from the side of his ear and carefully handed it to the boy who cradled it with both hands and held it up to his mouth. “OI, PAI.”
Mike's voice came through quietly. “Oi, Richas. Você está sendo bom?”
“Sim, sim,” the boy sang happily. “Eu sou bom.”
“Bom menino. Pai Pac will be there soon okay?”
“Okay, okay.”
“Eu te amo.”
“Eu também te amo.”
The phone clicked, ending the call and Richas handed it back to Tubbo with a smile. Not even five seconds after the phone was back in his hand, the door slammed open. Standing in the now open doorway was a frazzled and incredibly attractive man.
Richas ran over, bounding easily into his arms.
“Richarlyson!” the man cooed, swinging him back and forth in his arms. He met Tubbo's eyes over his son's head. ‘Thank you’ he mouthed.
Tubbo was almost too stunned to nod but he managed to as Richas's father slowly lowered him to the ground to step over to Tubbo.
“I have to sign him out, yes?”
Tubbo nodded, still speechless. He cleared his throat and slid the sign-out sheet across the desk. “Yeah, uh, yeah.”
The man, Pac, from the signs of his scribbled signature, smiled blindingly at him, his son clinging to his leg.
Tubbo noticed at that moment that Pac had a near identical prosthetic to his son. “You match,” he said before mentally slapping himself. You don't just fucking point out a man's prosthetic, no fucking wonder you're still married to Tommy.
But Pac just laughed softly. “We do,” he said softly, rubbing the top of Richas's head. “He is very clearly my son.”
“Are you his biological father?” Tubbo asked. Holy fucking shit, shut up you fucking idiot. He is so tired of you already, why are you asking so many questions?
Pac just laughed softly again and the twist in Tubbo's chest felt like falling off a cliff. “Sim, yes, I am. I was the one who gave birth to him.”
Tubbo stopped himself from asking any questions about that. He knew better than that at least. “That's really cool.” He tried a smile and felt so awkward.
“Thank you,” Pac said. “And thank you for watching him past time. I know you probably have places to be.”
Tubbo brushed him off with a wave of his hand. “Oh don't worry about it. My daughter is more than happy to spend more of their time with her ‘other father’.” Out of instinct, he raised his hands and made quotation marks with his hands.
Pac raised an eyebrow curiously.
Tubbo flushed. “A, uh, friend of mine. We got drunk married and now my daughter considers him her other father.”
Pac laughed. “No spouse of your own then? One that you're in love with anyway?”
Tubbo flushed darker. “Ah, no. Just my husband and his girlfriend.”
“Mmm,” Pac said, leaning over on the desk. “Good to know.”
Tubbo froze in his spot as Pac's eyes, big and brown just like his son's, stared into his soul. He gulped before clearing his throat. “Yeah, uhmm, yeah.” The heat of his face was nearly unbearable.
Richas gently smacked his dad on the leg. “Oi, stop that.��
Pac leaned back, holding his hands up with an innocent expression. “What?? What?”
The little boy glared at him with no heat. “Pai Mike told you to stop that.”
“Well, Mikey isn't here right now is he? And he also has no control over my life.” Pac turned back to Tubbo and grabbed the pen again. He motioned towards Tubbo's arm which he held out willingly.
Quickly the man scribbled a number onto his arm, his grip strong and warm. Tubbo felt dizzy.
Pac dropped the pen with a smile and a wink before grabbing his son's hand. “Call me yeah?”
Tubbo stared in disbelief, red as a beet. “...yeah,” he said softly as Pav happily bounded out the door, his son berating him in Portuguese.
“Tommy,” he said softly when he got home, holding up his arm. “I think I got hit on.”
#pacbo#qsmp shipping#my writing#fanfiction#q!tubbo#q!pac#q!sunnysideup#q!tommy#molly is also there#q!mike#and also cellbit is mentioned but not by name#i started writing and then i couldn't stop so here's this LMAO#dilf!pac au
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Dilf Worf fucking people up. The fucking "not just another electronic system/biological organism" lines. Durango. Cat dad Data. Brent Spiner in 25 different little outfits. Riker's slutty shirt. Durango. Brent Spiner in a dress! Worf dad #wholesome times.
Fistful of Datas truly out there giving the gays everything we want.
#i said i was gonna watch it... well i have!!#also i love alexander?? i've not watched linearly so this was my first time meeting him he's so adorable#a fistful of datas#star trek the next generation#brent spiner#DURANGO#dilf worf#daforge#etc etc i'm not tagging all that#tng#like i know it's still somewhat standard fare for star trek#but i think deja q has some serious competition as my favourite episode lmao#original posts fresh from quark's pussy
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If Tubbo wants advice about older man he needs to go to Forever
That man LIVES for old guys who are also gods
Philza is like 100000 years old and you cannot look me in the eyes and tell me that q!bad is not at least 100
So yeah Tubbo should go to the og dilf enjoyer
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listen i had always thought that the feds were like never exposed to the outside world and that’s why fred talked like that now i see that maybe fred is just old L but also consider maybe he’s just bin freeezed in time or some shit i’m pretty sure fed employees like don’t age n shit but man holy shit i sound desperate
#listen my whole blog is literally about these two okay#leave me aloooooooooooooone#AND YOU KNOW WHAT#WHO CARES TUBBO ITS OKAY FOR YOU TO LIKE DILFS FUCK WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE#qsmp#qsmp fred#qsmp tubbo#fred qsmp#q!tubbo#tubbo#qsmpblr#tubbo qsmp#qsmp shipping#frubbo#i speak!
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truly would do anything for this man.
#simblr#ts4#ts4 gameplay#ts4 cas#tjolc#tjol challenge#f: vickers#vickers: 1#s: sammy#q#changed all his skin details to make him look a bit older and dilf-y
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BALDUR'S GATE 3 (2023) dev. Larian Studios
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#bg3 tav#oc: river#bg3edit#gamingedit#tuserpurple#userkayluh#rainbowgifs#.gif#thinking about my favorite trans dilf tav lately. needed to post him#q
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ok you know what i get the appeal now
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Cellbit clarifying the dad philza thing was a silly joke and is not canon DID YOU HEAR THAT TWITTER PEOPLE
#q!cellbit#qsmp#grumble grumble you can't even call philza a DILF he's on his thirties#i don't care it's just boring to me#update i don't know why my mind related those two things when i'm p sure them calling him dad is the opposite of calling him a dilf#they don't want to ship him at all#lol
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Ninah, o Swann tem a maior vibe Cillian Murphy francês mas não tão gângster
Beijos
nossa sim, mas o swann é beeeem mais social, ele até dança.
#ambos são low profile dilfs gatos#q eram twinks e amadureceram muito bem#igual vinho#[💌] fala comigo bebê#swann arlaud#cillian murphy
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you shouldn’t be calling a man who doesn’t have kids a DILF but you especially shouldn’t do it if the man in question is under 50
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sir that’s my emotional support random middle aged man from a tv show that my mutual blogs about but i’ve never seen outside of gif edits
#q#destiel#breaking bad#dean winchester#ofmd#keanu reeves#game of thrones#house of the dragon#idk who else but my mutuals n ppl i follow always have Some Guy they put on my dash. blorbo in law but specifically a dilf#gerard way#gregory house#i don’t see what you see bestie but i have affection for your pathetic man now <3#personal fave is dean winchester. certainly a guy! gives off eldest daughter energy#wren speaks
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maybe expanding on the pacbo teacher au, they go on a date and tubbo goes back to pacs house, only to find fit there,
(open relationship)
(does this make sense)
everything makes sense always
Tubbo carefully adjusted the collar of his shirt. “I don't know, Sunny, this feels like too much.”
The little girl stared at him with narrowed eyes. “It’s good,” she signed simply.
From behind her, Molly laughed. “You look good! The blue makes your eyes pop.”
Tubbo side eyed her while Sunny nodded enthusiastically. “He’s gonna think I’m trying too hard and make up an excuse to leave immediately to date some hot man who’s closer to his age.”
Tommy huffed, not even looking up from the book in his hands. One of Sunny's picture books. Tubbo shook his head.
“Are you reading a children's book right now?”
“Yes,” Tommy said, still not looking up. “It's fascinating. Mr. Wiggles is about to venture out to find his long lost brother.”
Tubbo glanced at Molly who looked amused. “What?” she said. “Mr. Wiggles is very important.”
Tubbo rolled his eyes. “Can we focus on the date I have soon please?”
As if hearing his words, the doorbell rang.
Tubbo froze. “Shit!”
Tommy jumped up, throwing the book. “I'll get it!”
Before either Tubbo or Molly could stop him, he was running out of the room to open the front door. “Hello!” came his bellowing voice from the other room.
A much quieter amused voice spoke back. “Well, hello.”
Tubbo adjusted his shirt once more before following behind Tommy. Pac was standing one foot inside the house. His face lit up with a smile when he spotted Tubbo.
“Oi!” he called out, sliding past Tommy to throw his arms around Tubbo. His grip was strong and Tubbo leaned into the hug while his head spun.
“Hey.”
Pac pulled back, his hands still firmly on Tubbo's shoulder as his eyes dipped down his body. “You look good,” he said in a low tone. “Really good.”
Tubbo flushed. “Thank you.”
There was a hand pulling on the back of Tubbo's jeans. He turned half around to see Sunny's little face peering up at him.
Pac let out a gasp as he kneeled down to her level. “Well hello there.”
Sunny waved at him, with a hesitant look on her face. “Do you like my dad?” she signed.
Pac laughed and it sounded beautiful. “I do. Is that alright with you?”
Sunny hesitated as tension grew in Tubbo's body. Finally they nodded. “Just be careful with him,” they signed. “He's sensitive.”
“Hey!” Tubbo protested while Pac laughed again.
“I will be very careful with him. I promise.”
Sunny nodded sternly. “Good.”
The date was… well to be honest it was amazing. Pac was fascinating and the conversation flowed so easily between them. Every moment not spent eating delicious and incredibly expensive food was spent laughing and gently poking at each other from across the table.
He wasn't sure exactly how but one moment Tubbo knew he was saying he had to get home and the next he was agreeing to go home with Pac. Persuasive man, he thought blearily, half drunk.
Pac's house was large. Tubbo knew it was going to be considering how many co-parents Pac had explained lived in the house and helped take care of Richarylson. There standing in the kitchen when they walked in was a white guy.
Tubbo hesitated in the threshold of the kitchen and living room. “Hi?”
“Hi,” the man said.
He was big. Alarmingly muscled arms and a sizable chest. It was only not intimidating due to the soft smile on his face directed at Pac. “Hi. Did you guys have fun?”
Pac smiled and slipped past Tubbo to kiss the man on the cheek. Tubbo's eyes nearly bulged out of his head. “So much,” Pac promised before turning back to Tubbo. “Tubbo, this is Fit. My boyfriend.”
“Your… boyfriend…” Tubbo said slowly. What the hell. “I'm a bit confused to be honest.”
Pac quirked his head to the side. “I'm poly. I'm sorry did I not mention that?”
“You uh didn't.” Tubbo said. But to his surprise he was chill with it. “But I mean,” he said with a laugh. “I do live with my husband and his girlfriend so I can't say much can I?”
Pac's boyfriend laughed loudly, voice echoing in the kitchen. “Oh, Pac was right, you are funny.”
Tubbo flushed. “You told him about me?”
Pac nodded earnestly. “Sim.”
Tubbo opened his mouth before closing it. “Uh. I should probably get home.”
Pac pouted. “Do you have to? We can watch a movie. Fit can make us some popcorn or a snack.”
Tubbo hesitated. That did sound really nice. “Are you sure?” he asked. “I've used up a lot of your time already.”
“Nonsense,” Pac insisted. “Stay. I want you too.”
And who could say no to that face. Tubbo gave in. “Okay, movie and snacks with your boyfriend it is.”
#pacbo#qsmp#my writing#fanfiction#poly morning crew#q!tubbo#q!pac#q!fit#qsmp shipping#dilf!pac au#my arm feels tingly btw#fun fact for you#since i like to put little comments at the ends of the tags lmao
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Hello friend!
I have a question.
With this whole spy universe thing, Pathaan has Deepika, that other guy has Katrina, and Hrithik's character has Tiger Shroff's character? And are most of them romantic pairings? Would that be correct?
(I've only seen Besharam Rang, Jhoome Jo Pathaan, and Jai Jai Shivshankar so my understanding is very much through tumblr osmosis and my own imagination)
Have a most lovely time of day wherever you are <3!
correct! the Hrithik-Tiger pairing is so obvious at this point that it's technically gay canon all by itself as it should be, but each movie has its own couple—Salman-Katrina is on its third run since Tiger 3 is supposed to be releasing soon, so they're very much an established one, while Hrithik and SRK are the newest additions with their respective partners and personally observed bisexual energy *cough*. highly recommend watching War (2019), currently waiting to watch Pathaan, and i may put myself through both Tiger movies just to have as much context as possible for any future cameos in the series.
#inbox#q: toiletpotato#yrf spy universe#ek tha tiger#tiger zinda hai#tiger 3#pathaan#war (2019)#war 2019#look rn i think Salman as Tiger is the token straight in this franchise everyone else is not beating the allegations#bc Shah Rukh has never tried to and Hrithik is too hot to think twice about bringing them up in the first place#you just bring them up#hello hi yes this is him he gives off dangerous DILF energy who swings both ways is there anything else#tl;dr: everyone's gay even if they're not trying it's there anyway
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They took away Freds dilf status
He’s not a sexy hot 50 years old anymore 😔
#MAKE FRED A DILF YOU COWARDS
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My Marvel comic book list it's so much more simple than DC, because it really resumes in "Is Deadpool there? No? So I don't give a shit."
That whole marvel event where people where being tested if they're good or not, it took me a quick search to realize he wasn't involved and I just took it out from my reading list.
#literally read that whole Marvel post apocalyptic thing because I saw Deadpool in one panel but sadly he didn't appeared that much#he looked great in every single one tho#and peter was so hot in that run what the fuck#Peter Parker being a dilf is my demise#q rambles#except I've been side eyeing daredevel for a while but I cannot afford having one more babygirl he will have to wait until I have more time#or sanity#which is really unlikely
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