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rookthorne · 8 months

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𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚, 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒐𝒔 𝒌𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒆𝒏

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sunshinebuckybarnes · 2 years

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Here we are besties, we made it through March! As always please check individual warnings for each fic. You are responsible for your own media consumption. This blog, and the majority tagged, are 18+ only and most of these fics contain adult themes.

I am constantly blown away by the talent on this site, if I could give each of you a kiss I would 💕

*part of a series

Steve Rogers ✨

Shock and awe by @buckys-darling

Steve Rogers x Reader

Salvation by @wayward-blonde

dark!Steve Rogers x reader

*Champagne problems by @the-iceni-bitch

dilf!Steve Rogers x tattoo artist!fem reader

Sweet spot by @ltbarnes

Steve Rogers x fem!reader

Love can only hurt like this by @maladaptivexxdaydreaming

Steve Rogers x reader

Concentrated sunlight / in bloom by @whisperlullaby

Florist!Steve x Reader

Mafia dilf steve by @angrythingstarlight

Mafia Dilf Steve x Bratty Reader

*It's new, it's you by @barnesafterglow

dilf!steve rogers x teacher!reader

*His inheritance by @jtargaryen18

Mobster Steve Rogers x Mobster daughter reader

Ari Levinson ✨

Summer daze by @ambrosiase

ari levinson x fat/curvy!fem!reader

This is for us by @barnesafterglow

camboy!ari levinson x fem!reader

Drown in you by @angrythingstarlight

DBF!Ari x Reader

Ruin the friendship by @jamalflanagan

Best Friend!Ari Levinson x woc!reader

Andy Barber ✨

*Guilty by @beefybuckrrito

Alpha!Andy Barber x f!reader

He knows by @andysbubba

andy barber x reader

Curtis Everett ✨

*Out of darkness by @jtargaryen18

Curtis Everett x Reader

*Wilford's demands by @sweater-daddiesdumbdork

Curtis Everett x reader

Ransom Drysdale ✨

Slow by @labella420

Soft Ransom Drysdale x Fem Reader!

*Kisses by @holacia2

Ransom Drysdale x reader

Ari Levinson & destroyer!Chris ✨

Bait and switch by @sweeterthanthis

Mob!Ari Levinson x F!Reader x Bodyguard!Destroyer!Chris

Sam Wilson & Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes ✨

Make you feel good by @musingsinmoonlight

Sam Wilson/Steve Rogers/Bucky Barnes x female reader

Behave by @late-to-the-party-81

Soft!dark! Steve, Bucky and Sam x Reader

Steve Rogers & Bucky Barnes ✨

Make it better by @dilemmaontwolegs

Steve Rogers x fem!reader x Bucky Barnes

*Time together by @tuiccim

Steve Rogers x Female Reader x Bucky Barnes

Nick Fowler ✨

Tied up in knits by @jobean12-blog

Nick Fowler x reader

Trust me by @navybrat817

Nick Fowler x female reader

Love is a bitch by @bemine-bucky

softdark!Nick Fowler x wife!reader

Bucky Barnes ✨

I never learned to read your mind by @bucky-bucky-bucky-bucky

Bucky Barnes x reader

*Appointments by @buckycuddlebuddy

tfatws!bucky barnes x reader

Vicious by @fluffyprettykitty

ex! bucky barnes x female reader

Never let me go... by @jamalflanagan

soft dark!Bucky x woc!reader

*Beefy biker Bucky by @angrythingstarlight

Beefy Biker Bucky x reader

*As I sleep by @sgt-seabass

TWS/CW!Bucky Barnes x Female!Reader

Accidently on purpose by @jobean12-blog

Bucky Barnes x reader

You must have been a boxer by @indyluckycharlie

Modern!Bucky x Reader

*Ronly friends by @metalbuckaroo

Roommate!Bucky x Camgirl!Reader

Make you mine by @bonky-n-steeb

alpha! bucky barnes x omega! reader (soulmate au)

The moments he knew by @thefallenbibliophilequote

Bucky x Reader

Moonlight by @musingsinmoonlight

Bucky Barnes x female reader

*Wrapped around me by @angrythingstarlight

Beefy Biker Bucky x Reader

Let the feeling come take you by @buckycuddlebuddy

rockstar!bucky barnes x reader

Coffee by @buckys-darling

Bucky Barnes x Reader

If you'll have me by @thefallenbibliophilequote

Bucky x insecure!reader

We don't have to take our clothes off, to have a good time by @ambrosiase

bucky barnes x plus size fem!reader

Thor ✨

Thunderbolt city by @musingsinmoonlight

Thor Odinson x GN!Reader

Reflection by @musingsinmoonlight

Thor Odinson x female reader

Sam Wilson ✨

Choices by @aynanasstuff

Sam Wilson x reader

Jake Jensen ✨

Say when by @littlelioncub43

Soft dark!Jake Jensen x female!Reader

Joaquin Torres ✨

Wanna be yours by @xbuchananbarnes

Joaquin Torres x reader

Lee Bodecker ✨

Only you by @motioneverlasting

Lee Bodecker x Fem Sex Worker! Reader

#fic rec #march fic rec #steve rogers #ari levinson #andy barber #curtis everett #ransom drysdale #destroyer!chris #sam wilson #bucky barnes #nick fowler #thor #jake jensen #joaquin torres #lee bodecker

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onsunnyside · 3 years

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𝗖𝗵𝗿𝗶𝘀 𝗘𝘃𝗮𝗻𝘀 & 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 ➺ 𝙎𝙩𝙚𝙫𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙨

Categories: MCU - AU

╭ Read the warnings. Some are dark/have dark elements, contain A/B/O, contain explicit sexual content etc. Your media consumption is your responsibility. ╯

✎ = New fics added! - #Galore Update

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MCU: one shots, series, headcanons, drabbles, blurbs

Fluff ✎ (MCU/AU, soft!steve, meet cute, crushes, established relationship...)

Smut [I] [II] ✎ (MCU/AU, PWP...)

Angst ✎ (MCU/AU, cheating/infidelity, major character death, break ups...)

Avenger/Enhanced/Inhuman!Reader ✎

Pre-Serum!Steve, 1930s & 1940s ✎

Doctor/Scientist!Reader & Stark!Reader ✎

Fake Relationship, Secret Relationship & Accidental Marriage ✎

Neighbours & Roommates (MCU/AU)

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... to Lovers (friends, enemies, ex's)

Age Gap & Dad!Steve ✎ (MCU/AU, single dad, dad's best friend, best friend's dad, mom's boyfriend, stepdad, dilf...)

Steve Rogers x Reader x Bucky Barnes & Stucky x Reader ✎

Dark Fics [I] [II] ✎ (dark!steve, dark!reader)

Series [I] [II] ✎ (MCU/AU, 2+ parts, all genres)

Misc. [gems♕] ✎ (ft. greaser, librarian, personal trainer, lumberjack, movie aus, priest, mechanic, rockstar au...)

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AU/Alternative Universe: one shots, series, headcanons, drabbles, blurbs

A/B/O

Biker AU & Mob/Mafia AU ✎

Boxer AU/Doctor AU

CEO AU & Sugar Daddy AU

Flower Shop AU & Coffee Shop AU

Fratboy AU & College AU, High School AU & Professor/Teacher!Steve ✎

Royal AU

Soulmate AU

Tattooed!Steve/Tattoo Artist!Steve ✎

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the-iceni-bitch · 1 year

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Like a River Flows

Kinktober Day 16: Lactation

Relationship: dilf!Steve Rogers x tattoo artist!wife Reader (Goddamn Prince Charming Looking DILF AU)

Words: ~1.3k

Summary: Steve will never get enough of you.

Warnings: explicit language, explicit sexual content (genital piercing, breeding kink, drunk sex, unprotected vaginal sex, dirty talk) needy/sneaky dilf!Steve, some spoilers for the GPCLD verse but nothing I haven’t hinted at, established relationship, mentions of parenthood, alcohol consumption, SMUT!! 18+ ONLY!!

A/N: I’ve missed them so much, they’re adorable ☺️

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You giggled into Steve’s mouth when he growled playfully as he pinned you against the door, running your fingers through his hair and tugging when he struggled with the key. Tonight had been the first time you had anything to drink since he got you pregnant, and the three glasses of wine had hit you a little harder to an expected, though not in an unwelcome way, plus Steve had a few more bourbons than he normally would have since the kids were with his mom so neither of you had to parent. Hence, the two of you had been feeling each other up for the past hour and probably made your poor Uber driver extremely uncomfortable.

“Ah shit, there we go.” Steve practically lifted you off the ground when he finally got the door open, kissing you hungrily and trying not to trip over his own feet while he shoved his hands under your dress as you started to unbutton his shirt. “Finally have you all to myself for a whole night, I’m gonna fucking ruin you, doll.”

“Maybe I’ll ruin you, Daddy.” You laughed again when he made a noise like he was in pain against your lips, letting him slide your dress down your shoulders and kicking it aside before you began to undo his slacks. “I’m gonna ride you until you pass out from screaming, Stevie.”

“You goddamn teasing minx, shit.” Both of you winced when he shoved the bedroom door open a little harder than intended and it slammed into the wall, but then you were both naked and ready and he could worry about possibly denying the wall in the morning, dragging you onto the bed and pulling you on top of him as he ran his hands over every inch of you he could. “Missed you so fucking much, lemme in this fuckin’ pussy, I’ll put another baby in you, you’re gonna be so full of me.”

“Greedy boy. You’re gonna keep me knocked up constantly, aren’t you?” You bit his lip gently when he just nodded eagerly at you, sliding a hand between the two of you to grasp his cock and whining when you teased the cool metal of his pierced tip over your weeping hole. “Want it, always wanna be full of you, fuck.”

As soon as you started to sink down on him you had to brace your palms on his chest, your eyes fluttering closed while you felt that welcome and familiar burn that always came when he first stretched you open. Steve’s gaze was fixed on you when you finally managed to focus again, that enamored look he always got when you were on top making you moan before you began moving your hips slowly as his fingers dug into your soft flesh in encouragement. It felt like his cock was in your throat, but that was why you both loved this position, always wanting him to be as deep inside you as possible.

“That’s it… oh god, that’s fucking it, doll, you feel so fucking good.” Steve was already getting so loud as he watched you start to ride him, groaning and whining and smacking your ass while he thrust his hips up to meet yours. “Just use me… ah fuck, wanna feel this perfect little cunt strangle my dick, don’t stop.”

“Shit, Steve, ‘m gonna soak that big fuckin’ cock.” You started bouncing wildly when you felt your cunt starting to throb, tossing your head back and sobbing when he slid his hands up to squeeze your full breasts. “Oh god, ‘m gonna do it, gonna come so fucking hard… fu-fuck!”

The hour’s worth of teasing each other combined with the fact that you didn’t have to hold anything back made the orgasm that ripped through you almost painful, a harsh cry leaving your throat while your entire body spasmed violently as your pussy fluttered and squirted all over Steve’s dick. Even with the exertion of that extreme burst of pleasure, you couldn’t stop moving, your body rolling sensuously over Steve as you bit your lip while he kept kneading your tits in his giant hands.

“So fuckin’ beautiful… oh my god.” The sudden warm wetness Steve felt running down the backs of his hands was going to make him pass out, the sight of your milk flowing down his arms and still dribbling from your nipples as you rode him making him let out the most pathetic whimper you’d ever heard in your life. “Baby, holy fuck.”

“What? Ah shit. I knew I should’ve pumped before we left, why…” you cocked your head and frowned when he suddenly couldn’t seem to meet your gaze, the false innocence of his expression making you roll your eyes before you started to grind against him again. “Fuckin’ perv, you planned this.”

“Dunno what you mean.” Steve just squeezed your tits again and licked his lips as more creamy liquid ran down his wrists, bringing his gaze back to your eyes and looking absolutely pathetic even as he rocked his hips to meet yours. “Babyyyyyy…”

“So sad, c’mere.” You grabbed his hair and yanked his up until he could bury his face in your chest, sighing when he growled and immediately started sucking on your nipples. “Steven…”

He only grunted in response as he swallowed the sweet taste of you greedily, cupping your breast and kneading it gently so your milk kept flowing into his mouth. Being able to drink from you always made him go feral, his noises low and full of need as he lost himself in you completely. The yelp you let out when he suddenly sat up even more so he could kneel and drive into you deeper went completely unnoticed, Steve growling before switching to your other nipple and drinking deep as his cock throbbed and twitched inside you.

“You… oh fuck.” He could only mumble stupidly since he refused to take his mouth off you, groaning as he kept suckling and gazing at you through his lashes, his hips punching up into you with almost no rhythm. “You taste so fucking good.”

“Stevie, holy shit.” You had to grit your teeth so they didn’t crack together, he was fucking you so hard, making your cunt gush all over him while you panted desperately. “Don’t stop, ‘m so close.”

“Yes, gimme, want all of it.” Steve felt you clench and he lost it, pulling his lips back so he could gently bite your nipple and purring when you screamed and squirted all over his lap. “Mine.”

All you could do was hold onto him tightly and whine when he started pumping his cum into you, burying your face in his hair and sobbing as he kept sucking on your tit while the two of you stayed molded to each other as you came down. Steve didn’t want to let go of you, but he did once he felt you relax, rolling the two of you until he had you pinned to the bed so he could nuzzle into your chest and give you that dreamy look that you adored.

“Don’t give me that damn look, Steven.” You tugged on his hair affectionately when he whined as he started to lick your chest clean. “We agreed a year before the next one, swear you just want me pregnant so you can drink from me all the fucking time.”

“Maybe.” He grinned as he crawled up your body so he could press his lips to yours, sliding his tongue into your mouth and purring when you sighed for him. “If only that damn baby didn’t hog all of it.”

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the-iceni-bitch · 2 years

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Goddamn Prince Charming Looking DILF

Last Updated: 02/11/2024

AU Summary: Your single dad neighbor is a constant menace to your ovaries. Even before you find out all his dirty secrets.

This series contains smut and adult themes, no minors!!

Full Fics:

Plain to See

All I Need

(She’s So Near) Everything is Better

Lazy Sunday

Do You Wanna?

Housewarming

Under the Mistletoe

Champagne Problems

The Bachelor Disaster Part I/Part II

Like a River Flows

Prompts, Drabbles, and other Randomness:

Lazy Wakeup Sex

Perfectly Good At It

Their First Fight

Steve and Bucky’s Relationship

Bottom Steve is a Screamer

NSFW Alphabet 1 2 3 4

Bratty Bucky and Soft Dom Thor teaser

Bold of you to assume I haven’t eaten my entire advent calendar

It’s snowing!

#series masterlist #steve rogers series #dilf steve rogers #single dilf steve rogers x tattoo artist!fem reader #dilf steve rogers x tattoo artist reader #steve rogers #steve rogers x you

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the-iceni-bitch · 2 years

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can you please make this a thing officially?

I definitely can, because I’ve been thinking about it non stop since I posted the original last night.

SMUT!! All smut right off the bat, no minors!

“Steve, holy shit.” If he hadn’t been slamming you down on his cock like a madman you would have laughed at how wrecked he sounded, his voice leaving him in what you could only describe as a desperate whine while you circled your hips slowly. “Baby, you have to be quiet.”

“‘M trying, fuck!” He couldn’t take it when you were riding him like this, never feeling like he was deeper inside you than when you were grinding on top of him. “You feel so fucking good, doll, I can’t take it.”

“I know, but you’re gonna wake up the kiddo.” You bit back your own moan when he drove his hips up into you, slapping your palms against his chest and arching your back as he rolled himself right against your clit. “Jesus Christ.”

“Oh… oh god, honey right there.” He squeezed your waist when you ground into him again, groaning loudly at the way your back arched and your breasts swayed right in front of his face, especially since you hade your nipple piercings in. “Shit… ah… baby, it’s gonna be big, I don’t think I can hold back.”

“Yeah? Fuck.” You shoved your fingers in his mouth when he whined again, squeezing your thighs around his hips when he drove deep again and you felt your cunt clench down on his cock. You really fucking loved how ruined he got when he let you top, it was nice to give him a little taste of his own medicine with how often he turned you into a wet mess. “Gimme that big load, Stevie. Want you to fill me up.”

He tried to shoot you a venomous glare at that, but then your sweet pussy fluttered around him again and his whole body was arching off the bed as he let out a shout around your fingers. You swore when your hand did nothing to muffle his noises as he started pumping his cum into you, grabbing a pillow and slamming it over his face as you hoped Sarah hadn’t heard the obscene noise her father had just made. Pleasure shot up your spine when he hit you at the perfect angle, your eyes screwing closed as you bit your lip and rolled your hips against his while your orgasm raged through you.

It felt like an hour as you rode it out, your whole body shivering with bliss as you leaned on your arms and breathed deeply. You didn’t come back until you felt Steve slapping at your arm, opening your eyes and hissing when you realized that you still had the pillow pressed to his face. His face was a little red when you finally tossed it aside, but he was still giving you a sloppy grin that you couldn’t help but return as you collapsed on top of him with a light laugh.

“You almost killed me, doll.” He brushed his lips over your hair when you nuzzled into his chest, purring when you kissed the bar that was running through his nipple. “You’re only supposed to suffocate me with that sweet little cunt.”

“Oh, this is so not on me.” You rested your chin on his chest and beamed up at him, rolling your body into his with a little hum when his hands squeezed your ass. “Didn’t realize you’re a fucking screamer.”

“Yeah, well.” He froze when he heard a sleepy daddy called from down the hall, cursing to himself and giving you a quick kiss on the forehead before crawling out from under you and pulling on some sweats. “Guess we’ll have to save you being on top for special, alone occasions.”

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I just love them so much, even when they’re filthy they’re so cute!

Come join my 6k/birthday/anniversary sleepover!

#natalie answers #anon answered #dilf steve rogers #single dilf steve rogers x tattoo artist!fem reader #goddamn prince charming looking dilf #single dilf steve rogers x tattoo artist reader #dilf steve rogers x tattoo artist reader #steve rogers #you down with otp?#natalie’s 6k/birthday/anniversary celebration #asks are always open

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the-iceni-bitch · 2 years

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Lazy Sunday

Pairing: dilf!Steve Rogers x tattoo artist!fem reader

Words: ~1.2k

Summary: You and Steve enjoy a morning at home, and you convince him to try something new.

Warnings: explicit language, explicit sexual content (f receiving oral sex, beard kink, hair pulling kink, slight daddy kink), domestic fluff, cute toddler and dog, these two being all soft and in love, SMUT!! 18+ ONLY!!

A/N: So, this just popped into my head and I wrote the whole thing in an hour. I cannot even tell you how much I love these two, and with the holidays coming up we’re gonna get so much stupid fluff over the next few months, I hope you’re ready!

I am no longer doing taglists so if you want to stay up to date on all the latest filth, follow my sideblog @the-iceni-library and turn on notifications!

You bit the pillow hard when Steve swirled his tongue over your clit again, your thighs tightening around his head while every muscle in your body quivered with bliss.

He grinned against you when he heard your muffled whine, giving one of your tits a good snack and laughing a little when you started kicking your heels against his back as another orgasm ripped through you. You sucked in air when he ripped the pillow off your face as he crawled back up your body, purring when he buried his face in your neck and rubbed his stubble covered cheek along your throat.

“God, I love Sunday mornings.” He hummed as he pressed gentle kisses over the column of your throat, his arms winding around you as you ran your fingers through his hair. “Fuck, I gotta wake up the kiddo. Should we make breakfast or go out?”

“I know Sar’s been wanting to try that pumpkin pancake recipe we found.” You beamed at him when he rested his forehead against yours, tangling your legs with his as he stretched his body over yours.

“Staying in then.” He gave you a peck on the lips before untangling himself from you with reluctance, grinning at you over his shoulder when you gave him a seat on the ass. “Gimme a couple minutes to wash up and then we can get her.”

“I’ve got it.” You grabbed some leggings and one of Steve’s college sweatshirts from your designated drawer, pulling them on and giving him a quick kiss on the cheek before heading into the hall. “Take your time, I think I can handle breakfast.”

Steve just grinned after you when you closer the door to the bedroom behind you, his heart feeling unbelievably full and warm as he thought about just how goddamn perfect you were.

Then he walked into the kitchen when he was done, and his knees almost buckled. Sarah was standing on a chair beside you and covered in flour as you worked on flipping the pancakes that were on the griddle, Molly trying to shove her head in between the counter and the toddler to try to steal a treat. She started giggling when you bent to nibble on her nose, slapping at you playfully until you pulled back with a wide grin. You hadn’t even noticed him yet.

“What d’you think, bug?” Fuck, he loved that she let you call her that, usually she’d only allow it from him. “Chocolate chips or bananas?”

“Both!” Sarah squealed when you pressed a kiss to the top of her head, hefting the bag of chocolate chips and thrusting it at you.

“Both?! Ok.” You grinned when she wrapped her chubby little arms around you in a bear hug, popping a piece of banana in her mouth when she opened it expectantly.

“What are my two best girls up to?” Steve’s face split in a grin when Sarah let out a surprised squeal, you just giving him a quick wink as you started dishing up the pancakes.

“Daddy!” She let you help her off the chair and toddled towards him, laughing when he tossed her into the air before settling her on his hip as Molly loped after her and accepted Steve ruffling her ears.

“You make all these, bug?” Steve got her settled in her booster seat and strapped her in, grabbing the plate you handed him and working at cutting them up after he made sure she got a good look at the smiley face you had made on top of the stack.

“Yeah.” She started shoveling pieces into her mouth once Steve finished cutting them up, making happy little noises as she ate. “Y/N helped. Daddy, eat!”

“I will, don’t worry.” He kissed her forehead before moving to the counter to get his own pancakes, resting his hand against the small of your back as he leaned close and nuzzled into your hair. “Were you a big help, doll?”

“Such a big help, Daddy.” You beamed when he groaned at you calling him that, turning your head to meet his eyes as he cleared his throat to try to collect himself. “You like that, huh?”

“Maybe.” He growled low in your ear so only you could hear him, pressing his body into yours and moaning when your hand trailed over his side. “Dirty girl.”

“Eeeewwwww!” Sarah scrunched up her face with disgust when Steve pressed his lips to yours, shaking her head when you disconnected and started moving to sit at the table with her. “No kissing.”

“Sorry, bug.” Steve grinned at her when you sat down, stealing a piece of banana off her plate and laughing at her indignant huff.

“You shaved.” You pouted a little when Steve turned back to you once Sarah settled back into her breakfast, taking a bite of pancake and rubbing his cheek as he leaned into your touch.

“Yeah, I didn’t want to have to use the clippers before work tomorrow.” He kissed your palm then turned to face you, chewing his lip as he saw you slightly petulant expression. “Is that a problem?”

“Not really.” You crossed your legs and shrugged a little as he gazed at you, batting your eyes at him and biting your lip teasingly. “Just, it feels really good during certain… activities.”

“Oh?” He had noticed you being more prone to almost suffocating him as he developed some scruff, but he hadn’t even thought about why that might be. “You like a little bit of a burn, doll?”

“I think I do.” You murmured when he leaned closer to you as the dog distracted Sarah, his hand squeezing your thigh and almost making you moan as you thought about things. “Maybe grow your hair out a little too, something I can grab onto for extra leverage.”

“Ahem, yeah, yeah I can definitely do that.” Steve turned back to Sarah when she babbled at him, grinning when you wound your fingers through his and leaned on his shoulder. “What d’you think, bug? Should I grow a beard?”

“Yeah!” She clapped excitedly at the announcement, Molly barking along when she saw how happy her friend was as you and Steve laughed softly. “Santa Daddy!”

“You think so?” Steve laughed harder when she nodded enthusiastically, turning to you and almost guffawing when he got a look at the very intrigued expression on your face. “Seriously?”

“Don’t judge me, Steven!” You slapped his shoulder when he bent to give you a playful kiss on the cheek, muttering to yourself under your breath as you started eating your breakfast again. “Like it’s my fault you’d be a sexy as fuck Santa.”

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🧚🏻‍♀️✨Bippity boppity bow chicka wow oww! You’ve been visited by the Shameless Hoe Fairy, and now you must pick one fictional babe and share a hoe thought including the prompts: sleepy + quiet purr of satisfaction. 😏 Go on and spread those shameless hoe vibes & your legs 😘

Oof, slow lazy morning sex? As much as I can definitely feel this for our OTP, this is giving me some massive dilf!Steve and tattoo artist !Reader vibes on this Sinday.

Warnings: explicit language, explicit sexual content (fingering, hand job, unprotected vaginal sex, somnophilia adjacent, implications of f receiving oral sex and cum eating), single dilf!Steve (the biggest warning, honestly), SMUT!! 18+ ONLY!!!

It was one of those rare weekends where Sarah was staying with Sharon, so that meant Steve had you all to himself for once, and he couldn’t get enough.

He actually got to spend the night at your place, and after spending hours buried between your thighs, he’d slept better than he had in years. Waking up with your body tucked into his and your face nestled into his chest was something he wasn’t sure he was going to be able to give up, the soft sleepy sighs you made as you started to rouse going right to his dick.

You gave a soft little hum when he pressed his lips to your hair, a quiet purr of satisfaction rumbling his chest when your body rolled against him in a stretch as you woke up. Steve felt his lips spreading in a slow smile when he felt your eyes flutter open against his chest, bringing a hand up to cup your cheek when you tilted your head up to meet his eyes.

“Good morning.” Your voice was still husky with sleep when you greeted him, snuggling even closer to him and running your fingers over his tattoos as he wound his arm tight around your waist. “That was one hell of a sleepover, Rogers.”

“It sure was.” He rolled until you were pinned underneath him, slotting his lips over yours and sweeping his tongue into your mouth with a low groan. “It doesn’t have to be over though.”

“Really?” You bit your lip when he slid his hand down your neck, squeezing your breast softly before trailing it down further until he could slide it between your legs.

“Really. I’m totally fine with a late breakfast.” He slipped two fingers inside you and growled when he felt you immediately clench around him, dipping closer to bite at your lips as he started stroking your velvety walls slowly. “Or no breakfast, why don’t we just stay in bed all day?”

“I dunno.” You smiled mischievously as you reached one of your hands down to wrap around his cock, swiping your thumb over his piercing before starting to slide your fist over his length in slow strokes. “I get kinda crabby when I don’t eat.”

“Don’t worry, I’ll feed you.” He grinned when you laughed for him, rocking his hips into your hand and curling his fingers inside you until you opened your mouth with a sharp gasp. “That’s it, so fucking good for me. Pussy’s so fucking hungry, you want me to feed her, doll?”

“Yes, Steve.” You lined him up at your entrance and whined when you felt his tip tease against your clit, the cool metal of the ring that ran through his tip making your hole twitch with need. “Fuck me.”

He slid his tongue between your lips and curled it against yours as he shoved his hips forward, slowly pushing into you until his hips met yours and he was sheathed to the hilt. When he started slowly rocking against you, you whimpered into his mouth, wrapping your legs around his waist and digging your fingers into his ass to keep him as close as possible as he started fucking you nice and slow.

You arched your body into his when he hit you deep, his piercing gliding over every spot you needed it to while he stretched you open on his thick cock. Steve kept his forehead resting against yours and grinned as he watched you lose yourself in your pleasure, reaching one hand up to grip the headboard and give himself more leverage as the other hooked around your knee where it was wrapped around his hip.

“Oh, Steve!” You whimpered when he drew the leg he had a hold on up towards your shoulder, hooking it over his elbow so he could open you up further and hit that spot that made your eyes roll back in your head. “Right there, fuck!”

“That’s a good girl, squeezing me so tight.” He started increasing his pace when you tucked your face into his neck, mewling desperately as his hips slammed against yours and your thighs met with violent wet slaps. “Told you I’d give you everything, and you’re gonna take all of it. Aren’t you?”

“Yes, Steve please.” You nipped at his throat as you started to clench around him in waves, rolling your hips to meet his and digging your nails into his as you panted against his neck. “Need it.”

“I know doll, god, this cunt is choking my cock. You’re so fucking perfect.” His rhythm started to grow frenzied when he felt you flutter around him. “Gonna fill you up, sweetheart. Look so pretty when I’m leaking out of you.”

Your whole body shook when he ground against your clit, every muscle tightening around him as you screamed into his shoulder when you came. Steve’s rhythm was completely gone when he felt your release soak his cock, his hips stuttering as his cock twitched and he shot his thick load against your quivering walls with a hoarse cry.

The two of you sagged into the bed when you were finished, your breath hot against Steve’s neck as he groaned into your hair. He hummed softly when he felt your fingers trailing up his spine, rubbing into the muscles of his back as you pressed soft kisses over his throat.

“Well, I definitely need something to eat now.” You ran your fingers through his hair as you murmured softly, your chest heaving against his as he trailed his lips down the side of your face.

“Yeah.” He gave you a wicked grin before he started kissing his way down your torso, pushing your knees up towards your chest and groaning at the sight of your cunt brimming with his seed. “They do say breakfast is the most important meal of the day.”

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Natalie, you talented talented soul ✨ the happiest of birthdays to you and congrats on the milestone ✨

I am completely obsessed with dilf!Steve because, well, can you blame me? 🥴

Soooo, I was wondering what would happen if they had their first fight? I can't imagine that it would ever be something drastic, maybe they both had a bad day and things just bubbled up a bit. But the make up sex? Or the angry sex? I would like to know your thoughts 👀

Love you, love your work, so thankful for everything you do 🧡

Zoey!!! I totally get the obsession with dilf!Steve, he’s such a menace and life ruiner.

And I hate the thought of these two fighting, but they’re so good, they would get over it fast. They’re definitely not the go to bed mad types.

Warning for some very minor angst, fluff, soft smut. And this got away from me a bit, but I blame them, they’re too good!

You cursed when your hand slipped on the wrench, the metal opening a gash across your palm as you cracked your head on the pipe when you tried to sit up.

This was so stupid, you just wanted to take a fucking shower but your damn water heater decided to crap out on you. You hated to run to Steve for little things like this, but you’d had the worst fucking day and if you kept trying to get this thing to cooperate with you, you were going to start screaming.

Steve looked a little strung out himself when he answered the door, not even noticing the bloody towel wrapped around your hand as he moved out of the way for you to come inside.

“What?” He ran a hand over his face as he closed the door behind you.

“Christ, Steve, what a greeting.” You followed him to the kitchen as he let out a deep sigh. “My water heater is out and I’m not having any luck. Would you mind taking a look before I call about getting it replaced?”

“Fuck, Y/N, I don’t have time for this shit.” He growled as he leaned against the counter, crossing his arms over his chest and screwing his eyes closed with exasperation. “Sarah decided to throw a massive tantrum before Sharon picked her up, and now there’s some problem with the kiln at the school. I can’t deal with your problems too.”

“Ok, that’s fine.” You shrugged as you moved to the sink to rinse your hand off, you were ok taking care of it on your own, it’s not like you hadn’t before. Steve just always told you he wanted to help you with stuff like this before some asshole tried to rip you off. “Can I at least use your shower?”

“I mean, you come over here, out of the blue.” He kept talking like he hadn’t even heard you, rubbing his fingers into his eyes like he was having trouble looking at you at this point. “Just always fucking want something from me, like I don’t have enough of my own problems.”

“Steve, are you fucking kidding me?” You frowned at him and wrapped a clean towel around your hand. “I just said I’d could handle it, I thought maybe my boyfriend might want to help me out, though.”

“Sorry I don’t feel like dealing with you being so fucking needy today.” He still hadn’t looked at you, or he would have stopped immediately when he saw the way your bottom lip had started to tremble.

“Fuck you Steve.” You were already having a shitty day, you didn’t need to add your typical sweetheart of a man being a massive douche on top of everything.

His gaze snapped to you when he heard how small and broken your voice sounded, catching a glimpse of tears shining on your cheeks before you were storming out of his house. A sharp pang of guilt shot through him and he cursed himself under his breath before running after you, leaving his front door wide open and catching you right before you ripped open the gate to his front yard.

“Baby… baby wait.” He grabbed your wrist and pulled you back towards him, hissing at the way your eyes were brimming with tears and pressing his chest to yours when you let out a tiny sniffle. “Damn it, I’m a fucking asshole.”

“Yeah, a massive asshole.” You couldn’t stop yourself from nuzzling into his chest, his warm scent calming you even though you were still pissed at him.

“I’m so sorry. You didn’t do anything wrong.” He tried not to snort when you shot him a look that told him you already knew that, brushing the tears off your cheeks with his thumb while he rested his forehead against yours. “The kiddo was a terror for the past 24 hours, I haven’t gotten any sleep and I had to deal with some uptight parents who did not like some of the Renaissance paintings I’ve been going over with the future artists club. You’re the only thing I’ve been looking forward to for the past two days, and then I fucking blew it.”

“I mean, you haven’t totally blown it.” You hummed when he started pressing kisses all over your face, melting into him as he wound an arm around your waist. “Though I am still pissed at you.”

“You should be, I was a dick.” He nipped at the curve of your jaw as his hands slid to your hips. “Think I can make it up to you, though.”

“Steve… Steve! Not in the yard!” You squealed when he grabbed your ass and lifted you so he could suck on your nipples through your shirt, waving nervously at your elderly neighbor who was walking past and giving you a shake of her head with a mischievous grin. “Hi Mrs. Milanovich! In the house, Steven.”

“Fine.” He grinned and slapped your ass when you shrieked as he tossed you over his shoulder, nipping at the backs of your thighs and rushing back inside so he could finally lose himself in you.

You laughed when he dropped you on the couch as soon as the two of you were inside, climbing on top of you and trailing his hands over your sides as he gave you an apologetic smile.

“C’mere.” He curled over you and pressed his lips to yours, giving you one of this deep, slow kisses he was so fucking good at that made thinking of anything pretty much impossible. “I’m sorry.”

He kept murmuring sorry as he started kissing his way down your torso, rucking your shirt up over your breasts and licking and sucking at each of your nipples until you were squirming and whining underneath him. You lifted your hips when he got your jeans undone, moaning once he slid them and your panties off and pulled your knees over his shoulders.

One more muttered sorry against your hip and he was diving in, pulling apart the soft petals of your sex and dragging his tongue over the cut of you as he let out a greedy moan. He licked another heavy stripe along your folds and slowed down agonizingly when he reached your clit, flexing the thick muscle and making you whine when your clit throbbed against him.

You arched your back when he kept massaging your swollen bud with the flat of his tongue, squeezing your thighs around his head and purring at the feeling of his developing scruff scraping at your soft skin. Steve growled into your cunt when he felt your legs tightening against his ears, pressing himself further into you and sliding his tongue inside your clenching hole and digging his fingers into your hips as your slick soaked the lower half of his face.

A wave of pleasure hit you suddenly when his lips wrapped around your clit and he sucked hard, every muscle in your body tightening and releasing violently as you let out a sharp cry. He swallowed greedily as your release flooded his mouth, his eyes fluttering with bliss at your sweet taste while you breathed raggedly.

“Oh… oh fuck.” You ran your fingers through his longer hair as you came down, beaming at him as he sucked a soft bruise against the inside of your thigh. “Alright, you’re forgiven.”

“Mm, love you so much pretty girl.” He kissed your palm gently when you cupped his cheek, winking at you before rubbing his nose over your sex again. “I’m not done apologizing though.”

Come join my 6k/birthday/anniversary sleepover!

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the-iceni-bitch · 2 years

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The Bachelor Disaster

Part I/II

Pairing: dilf!Steve Rogers x tattoo artist fem!reader, almost bratty slut!Bucky Barnes x soft dom!Thor Odinson

Words: 1.2k

Summary: Bucky gets cockblocked.

Warnings: explicit language, almost explicit sexual content (m receiving oral sex, public sex), slutty Bucky makes dumb decisions, mentions of pregnancy and labor, 18+ ONLY!!!

A/N: Alright, I hadn’t originally planned on this being a two parter, but I couldn’t for the life of me figure out how to transition between the two big scenes, so I figured I’d cut the transition out and just give you the good stuff!! Hopefully my muse wakes up a little more and I can give you guys part 2 and a wedding before Tuesday 😘

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“Shut the fuck up, Wilson!” Steve smacked his friend on the shoulder when he booed at him as he dug his phone out of the bin, flipping the rest of the assholes off when they kept hooting good natured insults at him as he wandered away from the table on drunken legs. “I’m not pussy whipped, I’m considerate!”

“Whatever, think you just miss the sound of her voice, lover boy.” Sam grinned and caught the napkin Steve chucked at his head, making kissy noises at the blonde’s back while he wandered away to call you. “Hurry the fuck up, it’s your bachelor party, wanna hit that cigar lounge before it closes!”

Steve didn’t even get a chance to throw a retort back at him before his phone was ringing in his hand, a lopsided grin spreading his lips wide when your face flashed on his screen, finding a secluded and relatively quiet corner to take your call and try to not sound too drunk.

“Baby!” He failed at not sounding drunk, speaking far louder than was necessary but unable to care because he was so happy to hear from you. “I miss you!”

“Oh, Stevie! You sound like you’re having such a good time.” Something in your voice was making him confused, you sounded a little stressed. “Why haven’t any of you been answering your phones?”

“Bucky made a no phones rule for the night, I only picked up because he disappeared somewhere.” He felt himself sobering up as he listened to your voice, something was wrong. “Doll, what is it? Did something happen? Is Sarah ok?”

“Baby, no, don’t worry, everything is fine, sort of.” There was some sort of commotion in the background and your voice was muffled for a second until you came back to him. “Becca’s in labor.”

“What? Oh my god, the twins! Connor’s gonna lose his… shit!” Steve was feeling too many emotions at once, horror finally taking over when he remembered where he was. “Fuuuuuuck, we’re in Toronto.”

“What the fuck are you doing in Toronto?!” Steve could hear someone (he was pretty sure it was Winnie) screech ‘Toronto?’ in the background and he winced. “Steve, you were supposed to stay in the city.”

“Shit, someone mentioned they wanted dim sum and sake and Buck was right there with a recommendation for the best sake place he’d ever been. Yeah, it was Thor.” Steve started rushing back to the group in a frenzy. “Oh my god, they’re going to kill him.”

“There’s a line, you would not believe the looks I started getting when I mentioned Toronto.” At least you sounded amused, chuckling softly while someone with you ranted incoherently. “I think Winnie is calling her son an idiot in several different languages.”

“He is an idiot, a slutty moron.” Steve ignored his friends’ questions as he dug through the phones and chucked Connor’s phone at the man. “Baby, I’ve gotta get these assholes to move, I have to go, I love you so much. Try to talk down the Bucky kill squad, ok? Connor, your wife’s having your babies, get your ass in gear.”

“What?! Goddamn it, I knew we should’ve stayed in New York! Why do I listen to that dumbass?”

“I don’t know, where is the idiot?” Steve looked around as everyone started frantically packing up. “Shit, Thor’s gone too. Where’s the bathroom?”

It didn’t take him long to find it, slamming the door open and sighing indulgently when he walked in to find Bucky on his knees at Thor’s feet with an enraptured look on his face. A look that fell to an annoyed snarl when he spotted Steve out of the corner of his eye while he reached to start undoing Thor’s belt.

“Get the fuck out of here, Rogers, we’re celebrating.” He rubbed his face into Thor’s bulge and groaned at the scent of him, feeling like he was about to melt into the floor when the blonde ran his fingers through his hair and cooed at him.

“Hello Steven.” Thor gave Steve a very pleased grin as Bucky kept mouthing at the outline of his cock through his pants, shushing the brunette when he tried to get Thor to pay attention to him again. “James here was a little insistent, just loves love.”

“Yeah, I’m happy for you, but we have to go.” Steve chuckled when Bucky growled at him and shot him a venomous glare, striding forward to start the task of pulling the two of them apart. “Buck, your sisters having the babies, we have to leave now.”

“What?!” Bucky froze and gazed at Steve with wide eyes, spluttering uselessly while Thor did up his pants in a rush and the two of them dragged the stunned man to his feet. “But she’s not due for another two weeks!”

“I’m sure she’ll appreciate you explaining that to her once we get there.” Steve and Thor dragged the poor man out of the bathroom while he still kept spluttering hopelessly. “Please let me me there when you try to justify this to her and your mother.”

“Oh my god, my mother!” Bucky sucked in a harsh breath and dug in his heels once they got him outside, shaking his head with a horrified look on his face as Steve frowned at him and Thor held open the back door to the car. “Steve, they’re going to kill me! Maybe I should just stay here.”

“No, you’re not going to miss the birth of your nephews just because every woman in your life wants to hurt you a little bit right now.” Steve finally shoved him into the car and they took off, Bucky pouting to himself as the two blondes just grinned at each other. “Your jet gonna be able to meet us at the airport, Odinson?”

“Yes, and I believe Samuel is arranging for a police escort from La Guardia, so with any luck we should be at the hospital within three hours.” Thor grinned when Bucky let out a sullen huff as he leaned on him, winking at Steve when he rolled his eyes before turning to nuzzle into Bucky’s hair. “That’s enough pouting, James, you know I don’t appreciate brats. You’re going to meet your nephews soon, cheer up.”

“No, I’m so happy I’m gonna meet those little dudes and Becca’s gonna be such a good mom.” Bucky relaxed a little when Thor pressed his lips to his temple, giving Steve a small, slightly goofy smile when the giant bit at his ear before it fell into another whine. “I was just so fucking close!”

“Oh my god, do not complain about getting cockblocked by your sister going into labor, they already want your head on a pike.” Steve shook his head and dragged Bucky off Thor once they arrived at the airport.

“We’ll get another chance, love, don’t worry.” Thor cooed at Bucky when he started pouting again as they boarded the plane, grinning at the rest of their friends before pulling the stairs back up and letting the pilot know they were ready to go. “Just worry about apologizing to your mother and sister so they don’t actually kill you.”

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The Bachelor Disaster

Part II/II

Pairing: dilf!Steve Rogers x tattoo artist fem!reader, implied slutty!Bucky Barnes x soft!dom Thor Odinson

Words: ~1.3k

Summary: The boys make it to the hospital just in time.

Warnings: explicit language, mentions of attempted public sex, Bucky still making bad decisions but he’s cute so we forgive, everyone loves Thor, kink activation for Steve, 18+ ONLY!!!

A/U: Only a little late but I did it!! Just had a few scenes I had to get out before the wedding and the very eventful wedding night 😘

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They managed to make it to the hospital in just under two hours, this in spite of Bucky trying to repeatedly drag Thor to the plane’s bathroom so they could finish what they had started even with everyone scolding him nonstop about how his being a slut was going to end up getting him killed and the giant blonde telling him that if he couldn’t get ahold of himself he was going to spank him in front of all of their friends.

But now Steve was dragging him through the maternity ward’s waiting room while Connor sprinted ahead of all of them once they finally found out what room Becca was in, ignoring his best friend’s pleas to protect him from whatever punishment his mother was going to inflict on him. Bucky almost made a run for it when Winnie came storming out after Connor made his way back to the delivery room, but then Steve spotted you sitting across the lobby and shoved Bucky at his mother without thought when you smiled at him.

“Toronto? Toronto?!” Winnie grabbed Bucky’s ear and yanked when he tried to back away as he struggled to stammer out an explanation. “I sure hope whoever you were trying to get under was worth me and your sister wanting to kill you.”

“Ah, Mrs. Barnes, I’m afraid I’m to blame for this whole mess.” Winnie froze when Thor wandered up to them and gave her a very charming smile, squeaking when he clasped her free hand in his and squeezed it warmly. “I’m the one who flew everyone to Canada on a whim with just the barest suggestion from James here, I feel truly terrible. Please let me know if there’s anything I can do to make it up to you. Congratulations on your grandchildren. I will talk to you later, James.”

Both Winnie and Bucky watched Thor in silence as he sauntered away after kissing Bucky’s hair, her hold on Bucky’s ear not relaxing until he let out a pained whine and they both came back to themselves.

“He’s… very handsome.” Winnie frowned at Bucky when he just gave her a sheepish grin. “Oh for… just go see your sister, always an idiot for a pretty smile.”

Steve chuckled as he watched Winnie shove Buck back towards the delivery room, winding his arms around you and purring when you rose on your toes to kiss his cheek.

“Hi Stevie.” You hummed when he wound his arms around you and bent to bury his face in your neck. “Sorry your party got ruined.”

“It’s ok, doll, missed you.” He rubbed his nose over yours and grinned when you let out a squeak as he squeezed you. “How was your party?”

“The spa was amazing, thank god Becca didn’t go into labor until we were done.” You sighed into his mouth when he brushed his lips over yours. “I think she might have died if her water broke on the massage chair while she was getting a pedicure.”

“Well, I’m sorry your weekend of relaxation got derailed.” Steve couldn’t stop humming happily into your mouth as he kept his lips slotted against yours, his big arms squeezing you tight and his face split in a warm grin as you kept your eyes fixed on his. “But all the changes are kinda exciting. Beck’s gonna be a mom, Bucky’s gonna be an uncle, and you… you, doll, you’re gonna be my wife. In two days, I’m gonna marry you.”

“Is it weird that the most surprising out of all of those is that Bucky’s gonna be an uncle?” You giggled when he shook his head and kissed you again. “Can’t wait to marry you, Stevie.”

He was about to mirror the sentiment when Bucky burst into the waiting area looking both ecstatic and nauseated, whooping excitedly and sprinting towards you and Steve before jumping into Steve’s arms.

“Holy shit, I’m a fucking uncle!” You laughed when Bucky let Steve sweep him off his feet and swing him around, the brunette beaming at you and scrunching up his nose while Steve kissed his cheeks. “Fuck me, this is a lot of responsibility, I dunno if I’m ready for it. Jesus, I might throw up.”

“Do not throw up on me Barnes.” Steve set Bucky down and kissed the top of his head, grinning when his friend wobbled a little bit. “You’re gonna do fine. How’s Becks?”

“Well, the good news is that the drugs and the fact that she just popped out two tiny people made her forget how much she should want to kill me.” Bucky ran a hand through his hair and shrugged, his eyes roaming over the lobby aimlessly like he wasn’t looking for some blonde giant to celebrate with. “Becca asked for you, gorgeous, said you were her rock tonight so she wants you and that dumb blonde you’re marrying… what?” Bucky gave Steve a look of innocence when he swatted his shoulder. “She said it, not me. Anyway, she wants you to meet the little dudes first.”

“Really?” Bucky winked and nodded at you, giving Steve one more squeeze before letting him go as they watched you head back to the delivery room.

“Where’s Thor?”

“Christ, you’re not gonna fuck him in a hospital after your sister just gave birth to your nephews.” Steve shook his head when Bucky gave a nervous titter and tried to scurry away. “It’s not gonna happen, the man is trying to make a good impression on your family for some reason, quit being a slut. Why don’t you go think about changing your first dirty diaper?”

Steve laughed when he watched all the blood drain from Bucky’s face, rushing to follow after you and washing his hands before heading to Becca’s room. He had thought he was fully prepared for whatever was going to be waiting for him, but then he walked through the door and he felt like he’d been hit in the gut with a brick.

“Hi baby, this is Asher .” You grinned at Steve while he just stood in the door blinking at you, bouncing the baby in your arms with a huge grin on your face and nodding toward the little bundle that was in the tiny bed in front of you. “And that’s Nathan. Why don’t you come say hi?”

The sight of you with a brand new baby in your arms was sending him reeling. He’d definitely felt something like this before, every time you held Sarah or made her laugh or all three of you snuggled under a blanket while you watched a movie, for some reason he just ended up almost driving you through the headboard once Sarah finally fell asleep.

But that was nothing compared to what he felt right now.

A baby… a fucking baby. You… with a baby. His brain wasn’t able to function properly with the visual it was presented with, all he could think of was you with his baby, a baby that the two of you made together, and exactly how you would look while the two of you made that baby, your sweat soaked body pinned underneath his while he drove into you deep and swallowed every desperate noise you made while he filled your sweet little pussy over and over and over again until it took.

He was going to pass out.

“Steve?” You were giving him a curious look as you continued bouncing little Asher, smiling when he finally managed to come back to himself a bit and let out a small grunt of acknowledgement. “Come hold this baby, Stevie. Almost makes you want one, huh?”

He almost choked on his tongue, managing to pass it off as a chuckle at your joke (or maybe not a joke, god he hoped it wasn’t). Shit, he needed to get you off your birth control.

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